"Welcome back fellow Total Drama fans!" A black haired man said with his famous smile that we all know and maybe love. "I'm your favorite host with the most, Chris McLean! We're back on Pahkitew Island, we fixed it up after certain two contestants who shall not be named almost destroyed it." He added referring to how Max and Scarlett almost destroyed the island. "And this time, we have 24 contestants from all types of fiction participating this time! This is gonna be the roughest Total Drama season ever! So sit back and get ready for...Total...Drama...Universe!"
*Theme Song Begins*
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
Chris is shown sitting a chair as the camera flew past him up to the cliff where Meg tripped.
You guys are on my mind.
Meg is shown to be falling from the cliff until Blossom comes up to save her.
You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see,
Katara is practicing her Waterbending until she saw Father yelling at Webby and Eddy until she cooled him down with her water.
I wanna be famous.
Flint was testing his invention until it backfired, which made Jack Spicer laugh but Velma gave him an unamused look.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Yuya soon was riding on his Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon as it jumped across and landed down.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
He soon jumped down bowing as Diane and Vert were clapping and smiled at his performance.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
Prince Charming was looking at a reflection of himself until he got hit in the face by a ball Lynn kicked as Josuke went to heal Prince Charming.
I'll get there one day.
Beavis and Butthead were hitting on Loona but she growls at them, scaring the two off
Cause, I wanna be famous!
On the stage, Hector was practicing on his guitar and Squidward on his clarinet.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
In the forest, Sasha and Lilac were sparing with each other in the forest as Sasha slashed her swords at Lilac.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Dawn and Piplup were practicing their Pokemon Coordinating Skills.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Luz soon practiced a light glyph as the ball of light floated up to where the sun is as it transitioned to nighttime as the contestants were at the campfire.
(Whistles)
Chris and Chef were then shown with a plate of marshmallows as the contestants whistled the theme as the title was shown.
*Theme Song Ends*
"Welcome back to Total Drama UNiverse!" Chris said. "Now let's welcome our victims-uh, I mean contestants!" Chris said as soon the boat arrived showing up with all the contestants, the first one off was a walking squid who wore a brown shirt."
"Squidward, welcome to the show!" Chris said.
"This doesn't look like a resort." Squidward said. "But it at least it gives me a break from Bikini Bottom."
He soon walked over to the side as soon a hippo with a top hat on soon jumped off the boat and riding him was a red and green-haired boy with a star on one of his goggle lenses and soon jumped off ending with a bow.
"Yuya Sakaki, great entrance." Chris said.
"It's showtime," Yuya said with a smile. "Hopefully we can all have a good time."
Squidward only grumbled at the teen's optimism, and soon the next contestant who exited the boat was soon a young adult with unsual hair wearing a lab coat.
"Flint Lockwood, what's up man?" Chris asked.
"Hey, Chris." Flint said. "Looking forward to the competition...I guess."
He soon walked over to them as Yuya greeted the scientist with a smile. The next contestant who exited the boat was a Japanese teen with a pompador haircut.
"Josuke!" Chris said.
"Hey, Chris, Great to be here." Josuke said.
Soon the next contestant was a female with blue eyes wearing blue and white clothes.
"Hello, Katara." Chris said.
"This is where we're staying?" Katara asked. "Okay then."
She soon headed to the others as the next contestant was a Dominican-American teenage girl who looked excited to be there.
"Luz Noceda." Chris said.
"I can't believe I'm on Total Drama!" Luz said "You must be the other contestants, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too." Yuya waved with a smile.
"Yeah." Katara nodded, which soon got a look of shock from Luz. "What's wrong, was it something I said?"
"No, it's just you sound kinda like Amity." Luz said. "Strange."
"Who's Amity?" Katara asked confused.
"My girlfriend." Luz said which got the other's attention. "Long story."
Soon Luz shrugged it off as the next contestant was soon a purple female dragon as the contestants looked shocked.
"Holy crap!" Josuke said. "It's a dragon!"
"This is Sash Lilac." Chris said.
"Nice to meet you all." Sash smiled as she walked to the cast, the next contestant was a red haired girl in a orange dress wearing glasses.
"From the famous Mystery Inc., we have Velma Dinkley!" Chris said.
"Hello there." Velma waved to the contestants. "Hopefully we can get along just fine."
Next contestant soon did a flip off the boat and landed down as she was a young duck girl.
"Welcome Webby." Chris said.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm on THE Total Drama!" Webby said excitedly. "Hi, I'm Webby! Let's be friends."
"Well, aren't you just a little ray of sunshine." Squidward said rudely.
"I like her." Luz said.
"Alright, Webby." Chris said. "I know your excited, but save it for the challenges."
"Yes sir." Webby said and head for the cast as the next cast member was an orange-haired little girl with big eyes wearing pink.
"One of the famous Powerpuff Girls! Blossom!" Chris said.
"Hey." Blossom smiled waving.
"Another freak?" Squidward commented which got him a kick to the leg by Katata.
"Be nice." She said to him as Blossom flew to the other cast member was a girl with a white hat wearing a pink and black dress with pink boats having a penguin-like creature.
"Hi, I'm Dawn." She smiled. "And this is my partner, Piplup."
"Piplup." It said all proud.
She soon walked over to the other cast members as the next one arrived, this time it was a pair of boys, one has brown hair and wears an ACDC shirt with red shorts as the other was a yellow-haired one wearing a Metallica shirt and grey short as they were constantly laughing.
"Ugh...This sucks." Butthead said.
"Yeah, this sucks. Where's the money?" Beavis commented.
"I hate them already." Squidward said.
"They seem...interesting." Sash commented.
"I know who might get the boot first." Chris muttered to himself as the next contestant arrived, he was a small boy wearing a yellow shirt, blue pants red shirt. "Our favorite scammer, it's Eddy."
"Hey McLean, thanks for accepting me into the show." He said confidently. "Cause that million dollars is as good as mine."
Soon the next contestant arrived as he was a skeleton wearing a sombrero, purple shirt with overalls and messed-up pants.
Eddy screamed as he soon fell off the dock.
"Th-that's a dead guy..."Luz said.
"Cool!" Webby said.
"Don't worry." Chris said. "He's not gonna eat your flesh."
"Hello, amigos." Hector said.
"Uh...hey." Katara said still a bit weirded out.
"Hey McLean, how come they can see me?" Hector asked.
"Since where your from, the living can't see the dead. We gave you a stabilizer to make sure that the contestants can see you." Chris said.
"Makes sense...I guess." Yuya said.
"This could not get any weirder." Josuke said. "And believe me when I say I've seen some weird crap."
Soon things took a turn as the next contestant was an orange female fox with a pink snout wearing a black and yellow jumpsuit.
"And the weirdness continues! Meet, Diane Foxington!" Chris said enjoying what was happening.
"Hello, you must be the other contestants." Diane said.
"Hey." Yuya smiled. "Great to meet you."
"She also happens to be the Governor of California." Chris said making the contestants' jaw drop.
"Yep." Diane said with a smirk on her face as she walked over.
"Who'd vote for a freak like you?" Said a dark silhouette man smoking on a pipe.
"Father." Chris said a bit scared. "Welcome."
"So these are who I have to put up with?" Father asked. "You hardly look like your worth my time."
"Keep talking, tall, dark, and creepy." Katara said.
"Don't you talk to me like that!" Father yelled and threw a fireball at her but she soon used her water-bending powers to put it out.
"Whoa!" Butthead said with his trademark laugh. "That was cool."
"Impossible." Flint said.
"We have a talking fox, duck, dragon, skeleton, and squid with us and THIS is what makes you say impossible?" Josuke asked.
"Well I did create an invention to make food from water and it made living food, so..." Flint said which got raised eyebrows at him.
"Aaaaanyway." Chris said. "Next contestant please?"
Soon the next contestant was a white-skinned teenage boy, with red eyes and yellow swirly goggles wearing a black outfit.
"Bow before me, future losers! For I'm Jack Spicer, evil boy genius!" Jack Spicer smirked with a villainous grin.
"Yeah, like we'd bow down to a whiner like you." Said a blonde-haired girl in red and brown armor and a red and blue sword.
"I'M NOT A WHINER!" Yelled Jack in a whiny voice before covering his mouth.
"Next we have, Sasha Waybright." Chris said as both contestants headed to the cast.
Soon a fat man soon threw a teenage girl wearing a pink cap and shirt, blue jeans and white shoes.
"Don't come home if you don't win, Meg." He said to the girl.
"Wow, harsh." Sasha said at how she was being treated.
"It's fine." She said saddened. "It's like that all the time in my house."
"Wow, I'd hate to live with that family." Katara said.
The next contestant was now a young girl with brown hair wearing a long sleeve shirt with red sleeves and a red number one with red sports shorts and shoes.
"Lynn, welcome to the island." Chris said.
"Hey Chris." Lynn said. "I've been practicing for this and even did some good luck rituals."
"Okay?" Chris asked. "But whatever, next contestant is..."
Soon a young adult with spiky blond hair wearing a white jacket, blue shirt, pants with white and blue shoes came.
"Vert Wheeler, welcome to Total Drama Universe!"
"Hey Chris, it's awesome to be here." Vert said. "And I plan to win this thing!"
"Wow, too bad no one gives a crap."
They soon were shocked to see a female hellhound wearing a small black top and shorts with a moon on it texting on her phone.
"Loona." Chris said.
"F*** You." Loona said as what she said and her middle finger was censored.
"Hey!" Chris said. "Look I know your literally from hell but can you please try to keep this show family friendly."
"Whatever." Loona said. "Also why do I have to be in my true form, you do know I can have a human disguise right."
"Yeah." Chris said. "But walking animals equals more ratings."
Soon the last contestant was shown to be a beautiful man with semi-long blonde hair wearing a royal outfit.
"Next we have the wannabe King, Prince Charming." Chris said.
"Shut up. Since I couldn't get my kingdom, beating all of you fools and getting the million should be the next best thing."
"Alright, now everyone got on the end of the dock for a group picture." Chris said as they all soon got to the other end and soon he got his camera ready. "Alright, everyone say...Total Drama!"
"Total Drama!" The contestants said until the dock gave weigh and soon all fell into the water.
"Alright, dry off and meet me by the Pahkitew Island Campfire ceremony."
After sometime, all 24 contestants all gathered at the Campfire area.
"Alright everyone, welcome to Total Drama Universe," Chris said. "This season is gonna be a bit different, for one this time...you will not have to build your own cabins, we've renovated the Island after what happened last season."
That soon got cheers from the contestants.
"Now I'm sure you all know the rules of Total Drama." Chris said. "Do a challenge and someone gets voted off the island, and can't come back...Ever."
"So, are we gonna divide into teams now?" Luz asked. "This is usually the part when you do that."
"Under normal circumstances, yes." Chris said. "But this episode is gonna be a wee bit different, we're gonna have our first challenge. Cliff diving into water infested with dangerous sharks."
"Cliff diving, again?" Loona asked. "Ooh, how original." She added which got him a bit ticked.
"However, this time is gonna be where EVERYONE has to dive." Chris said making people gasp. "There are 24 treasure chests on the beach and we've buried they keys to them in the water like the find the key to the Spa Hotel challenge from Total Drama All-Stars. Only two of those chests and keys are the real deal, the first two campers who manage to find the key to the chest will win the reward inside the chests."
"What's in the chests?" Father asked.
"The first two contestants will get immunity as well as becoming the Team Captain for this season's teams." Chris said. "There are 24 keys in the ocean, so that means you'll only dive into the water once and if you don't get the right key, you lose. So be careful on what key you chose, any questions?"
Everyone soon raised their hands.
"No questions, good." Chris said. "Now everyone, head to the nearest cliff, chop-chop."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Chris was not in a familiar-looking outhouse.
"And this is our traditional outhouse confessional." Chris said. "This is where you can share your inner thoughts anytime you, please. And don't worry we won't tell...for the most part." He added with a chuckle."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Ugh...the million better be worth it if I have to put up with these assholes." Loona said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Everyone here looks pretty cool." Yuya smiled. "Though kinda sad no one around here knows how to duel, but still hoping I can wow everyone here with my Dueltaining and this could be my chance to spread it too for my Dad."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"This is who I'm up against, don't make me laugh." Father said. "A circus entertainer, a talking fox, an anti-social dog, and a water manipulator are no threats getting between me and the one million I'll use to destroy the Kids Next Door once and for all!"
"But first thing's first." Father said. "I need some allies, the only ones I can think of so far are that wannabe evil genius, Jack and pretty boy, Prince Charming. So assuming if I win the challenge, I'll choose those two to be on my team."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Alright, time to show Total Drama what I'm made of." Sasha said. "Anne and Marcy, I'm gonna win this for the three of us!"
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the contestants made it to the cliff where Chris there waiting for them.
"Alright contestants." Chris said. "We'll select who goes first randomly, when you've been chosen, dive down into the water and get a key and open one of the 24 chests, two of them contain immunity, the others contain...surprises." Chris added chuckling which made the others groan. "Now the first one up is...Hector!"
"Oh boy." Hector said. "Well...adios!"
He soon jumped down screaming as he soon hit the water, and grabbed the first key he saw before seeing a shark which made him swim out of the water as fast as he could.
"Alright, What's in chest number 1?" Hector asked before unlocking it and soon a bowling ball came flying at him which made him soon fall into many bones. "Okay, THAT is what was in chest number 1."
"Alright, Beavis and Butthead...your up." Chris said.
"Awesome," Beavis said while laughing. "Hey Butthead, let's go."
"Uh...Yeah." Butthead said doing his laugh.
Their laughing was annoying the other contestants.
They both soon jumped.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Do those two idiots, EVER stop laughing like that?" Prince Charming asked annoyed.
*CONFESSIONAL*
They soon came out of the water with keys and soon two choose two of the chests and to no surprise...they both soon got blasted with green slime and brown sludge.
"You picked the wrong key, dumbass." Butthead said.
"Shut up, Fartknocker." Beavis said.
"This sucks." Butthead said.
"Now that those two are done, you're up Luz." Chris said.
"Yay..." Luz said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Normally I wouldn't be too scared." Luz said. "But my glyphs don't work in the Human Realm...so, I'm kinda on my own for this."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Luz soon screamed as she soon hit the water and soon looked around before finding a key and got it, and swam up and soon opened a chest and it soon exploded with glitter.
"Well, at least it's not too bad." Luz said.
"I'm next." Vert said before jumping and screaming as he hit the water, he soon emerged with a key and soon swam to the beach, and soon opened one of the chests not before being blasted with cold water. "Not cool." He said while shivering."
"Okay, I'm going next." Diane said before doing a graceful dive into the water, she soon kicked the sharks back.
"Oh, looks like Diane's fighting back against the shark. That fox sure knows how to box." Chris said.
She soon emerged with a key and ran and picked a chest and this time, it awarded her with confetti.
"Alright!" Diane smirked. "Looks like I get invincibility."
"And Diane is our first winner of the challenge! Only one spot remains! Tick tock, everyone!" Chris said.
Jack Spicer looked terrified but soon he lost his balance and fell as he soon screamed.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Looks like that cunning fox has immunity and leads a team, I need to hurry up and win this first challenge." Father said. "So I just need to cross my fingers and hope that I'll get to win."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Jack Spicer soon jumped out of the water with a key as the sharks chased him.
"Pick a key already!" Prince Charming yelled.
"CURRENTLY SWIMMING FOR MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!"
"Forget it, I'll go!" Sasha said running before diving down.
She soon picked a key as Prince Charming followed with a scream as well.
Sasha unlocked a chest but it was a dud as paint splattered all over her.
"I hate that man." Sasha growled her hatred towards Chris.
Soon Prince Charming unlocked his chest but nothing popped out.
"Huh?" He asked confused before he looked in and a boxing glove punched him in the face.
"Looks like Sasha and Prince Charming get no dice as well."
Blossom soon went into the water quick and grabbed a key, but it was a dud as soon the chest was full of flour that got on her.
"Dang it!" Blossom said.
It was now Katara's turn as she now jumped in the water, the sharks came at her but she used her water bending to push them back long enough to get a key.
She soon swam up to get to the chest and soon opened it but it soon opened with pepper.
"Pepper?!"Katara said and soon began to sneeze alot.
Josuke soon followed as he used his Stand, Crazy Diamond to grab the key for him before running up and soon opened his chest to spray him with hair spray which had him coughing.
Flint looked a bit nervous but Chris soon whistled and pushed him into the water.
"Oops." Chris smirked while chuckling.
"Don't worry, I'll help!" Yuya said and soon activated his duel disk! "I summon out, Performapal Skeeter Skitter!"
Soon a funny-looking Skeeter appeared and Flint got on it as Yuya landed in the water.
"Thanks." Flint said.
Yuya soon emerged with two keys in hand.
"No problem, here's a key for you." Yuya said and they soon headed for land as they both picked a chest but they were both dudes as they were doused with water.
Father glared seeing how Yuya managed to use his monsters in the competition.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That brat could be a problem later on with how he managed to save Flint." Father said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon enough Father soon dives into the water, the sharks charged at him but he scared him off as he produced enough flames to scare him off, even frightening some the contestants.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Father scares me." Hector said kinda frightened.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Remind me to NEVER make him mad." Sasha said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Father was growling as he opened his chest and now confetti came out of his too.
"As expected." Father snickered.
"The chests are open!" Chris said. "Diane and Father now have immunity and are our team captains this season!"
Diane looked at Father a bit unsure.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That man could be a huge problem for us." Diane said. "With a temper and power like that...We gotta be careful."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Thank god I didn't have to dive in the water." Meg said sighing with relief. "Cause if I did, I don't think anyone would wanna save me..."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Now that means the 22 of you will be heading to the bonfire ceremony." Chris said. "And oh yeah...did I forget to mention that two of you are being eliminated."
They soon gasped at that.
"You heard me, I said two!" Chris said. "Cause what better way to start off a new season than with a double elimination, but in the meantime, I think you all deserve a meal...head to the new Pahkitew Island Main Lodge."
Soon the 24 contestants all lined up in the Mess Hall where the famous Chef Hatchet was giving them their meal.
"Listen up! I will serve it to you three times a day! And you will eat it three times a day!" Chef said. "GET YOUR FOOD NOW!"
They soon looked at the food they were provided with and to no surprise, they were disgusted.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Oh my god." Josuke held his mouth. "One thing I forgot about Total Drama, was how awful the food is."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Is the food provided even fit for human consumption?" Velma asked.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Unbelievable, this is not the kind of food I should have to eat!" Prince Charming said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the males were eating on they're side of the table.
"So uh...what got you to join the show?" Vert asked.
"I joined so I can spread some Dueltaining to the world." Yuya said.
"Dueltaining?" Vert asked.
"Just some form of dueling my Dad invented." Yuya said. "Me and him always wanna put a smile on the audience's faces."
"Sounds cool, man." Josuke said.
"That sounds ridiculous." Prince Charming said flipping his hair. "I just came to get the cash."
"As well as me." Jack smirked. "With that cash, I can fund some of my evil projects."
"I want the money so I can fund some of my invention ideas at Sparkswood." Flint said. "I know my friends back at Swallow Falls are rooting for me."
"That's awesome." Yuya said. "Good luck with that.
With the females, they were eating they're crap called food.
"Hey Diane, if you're Governor, why are you competing on a show like Total Drama?" Velma asked.
"Just wanted to try something new." Diane shrugged.
"Pfft, whatever." Loona said texting.
"Hey Loona, what about you?" Lilac asked.
"I'm only doing it for the cash." Loona said.
"Okay...Meg, what about you?" Luz asked moving on to someone else.
"I didn't want to join, my family forced me to." Meg said.
"Wow, your family sounds horrible." Diane felt bad for Meg, as Meg always had to deal with an abusive family.
"Th-thanks." Meg said. "What about you Sasha?"
"Hmm...I guess I wanted to try this after my adventures in Amphibia." Sasha said.
"Amphibi-what now?" Meg asked.
"Long story." Sasha said. "Let's just eat this crud."
While the gang was eating, Beavis and Butthead did their usual antics.
"We're gonna score." Beavis said. "Look at the ladies this season."
"Yeah." Butthead said. "Chicks love dudes with lots of cash."
"Yeah." Beavis said. "And um, if we give them some of the cash...maybe we'll see their boobs."
Soon that got most of the female contestants' attention and they seemed insulted by those comments.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Katara asked.
"Yeah you perverts, repeat that again!" Loona roared.
"Uh...either you wanna make out?" Butthead asked.
That made the other contestants look in shock, even Chef was at a loss for words.
"Oh snap!" Josuke said. "He did not just say that."
"Oh my god..." Meg said.
Soon that got the older girls of the cast furious at them.
"Uh...hey look Beavis, we got all these chicks." Butthead.
"Yeah." Beavis said.
"This is gonna get ugly." Vert said.
The other males nodded seeing Beavis and Butthead dig themselves a deeper hole.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I may not know a thing or two about girls, but did you see those two?" Yuya asked. "They showed no respect."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I will not tolerate people talking about females like here at this show." Sasha said. "Time for those two to say bye-bye."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Did you see how many chicks there were?" Beavis asked Butthead.
"Yeah, we're gonna score with them after we win." Butthead said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon later at night, the contestants were at the first elimination ceremony of the season.
"You two have a lot to learn about the female race." Diane said to Beavis and Butthead in complete disappointment.
"Campers, welcome to the first elimination ceremony." Chris said. "The votes have been cast, there are 22 marshmallows on this plate. If you receive a marshmallow, you get to stay for another day, if you don't, you're out of the contest and you can't come back, ever! The first two marshmallows go to Father and Diane."
The dark silhouette man and talking fox got their marshmallows.
"Now the following players are safe...Yuya." Chris tossed him his.
"Sasha."
"Katara."
"Josuke."
"Webby."
"Velma."
"Dawn."
"Meg."
"Loona."
"Flint."
"Hector."
"Vert."
"Eddy."
"Blossom."
"Squidward."
"Prince Charming."
"Luz."
"Katara."
"Lynn."
"And Sash."
That left only three contestants left: Jack Spicer, Beavis and Butthead.
"Alright, Jack Spicer... you're on the edge for your crappy performance in the challenge today...Beavis and Butthead, you made most of the female cast and even some of the males feel uncomfortable with your perverted comments about getting 'scored.'" Chris said.
"Yeah, we're gonna score." Beavis said.
"Uh...yeah, and make out with some of the chicks here." Butthead said.
"Well...hate to be the bearer of bad news, because the last marshmallow goes to...
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"Jack Spicer."
"OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Said Jack before seeing everyone stare at him. " Uh I mean... You've made a wise choice, McLean...
"Uh...what?" Butthead said.
"Uh yeah, huh?" Beavis asked.
"Can't say I'm shocked, you two have that annoying laugh and made chicks feel uncomfortable. Not cool dudes." Chris said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"See ya, perverts," Loona growled. "I won't miss em."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"No way am I having them chuckle and talk like that during my time here." Meg said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"At least they'll have each other." Josuke said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon Beavis and Butthead were loaded into a familiar cannon.
"Sayonara, Beavis and Butthead!" Chris pressed the button sending them flying through the sky screaming. "2 down, 22 to go! Who will be the new teams? Who will got shot off the island next? What torture will we make them go through next? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Universe!
Placements:
24th - Butthead
23rd - Beavis