Chris' Recap: "Last Time on Total Drama Universe! Diane and Father both created this season's teams, The Cunning Foxes and The Raging Flames. Their challenge was to get a chest of treasure and return to us without opening it. While Father's team could've won the challenge, Father decided to play dirty and teach Eddy what happens when you are rude to him by manipulating him and opening the chest, nicely played Father, nicely played. In the end, it was the greedy Eddy who was sent off the island. Who will be voted off in this episode and get shot out of a cannon tonight? Find out right here on...Total...Drama...Universe!"
*Theme Song*
The teams were both in the mess hall eating their usual crappy food, soon Lynn came in with a huge list that she then put on the table.
"Uh, what the hell is this?" Loona asked.
"A list of things to do that will guarantee us good luck." Lynn said as the team got raised eyebrows. "Just follow these things and we'll be winning all the time."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"After losing the last challenge thanks to Eddy, I figured that our team was plagued with bad luck." Lynn said. "So I made this long, long list of what we're supposed to do now before a challenge. The more we do it, the more we're gonna win.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Great." Father said facepalming. "The first brat was greedy, now this one is just superstitious. Like I'm gonna listen to her."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Can I see that list for a second?" Father asked as Lynn soon gave him it and soon Father burned. "There, that takes care of that."
"HEY!" Lynn yelled. "What was that for?!"
"There's no such thing as luck." Father said. "We don't need to do some childish ritual to win this."
"For once I agree with Father." Velma said. "There is no scientific evidence that these unorthodox tasks on the list can help you get good or bad luck."
"Well, I made extra's so." Lynn said holding a list that made some members groan. "It's good luck for the team."
"Yeah, sure it is." Loona said while on her phone clearly being sarcastic.
Meanwhile, the Foxes were discussing their plan.
"So what do you think the next challenge is gonna be?" Flint asked.
"Knowing Chris, probably something that's gonna kill us all." Sasha said casually. "This is Total Drama after all."
"Yeah, so we gotta be extra careful." Diane said as she looked back at Father. "Especially with the likes of him." She added whispering that last part.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I can't lie, I'm worried about Father." Diane said. "He's obviously up to no good, I gotta find a way to stop him, so I'll beat him at his own game."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Diane's pretty okay for a talking fox." Sasha said. "She's done a good job leading us, I have my...experience of being a leader, wish I could say most of my leadership was for the good of the team."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon Chris came into the Mess Hall.
"Alright Campers, follow me to the new Dodgeball Court for today's challenge!" Chris said.
"Dodgeball?!" Lynn asked excited.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Finally, a challenge that I can get behind!" Lynn said. "As long as my team does what it takes to have good luck, we'll have this in the bag."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon, the cast gathered at the new Dodgeball Court built on the beach, Chef soon came wearing his referee outfit.
"Today's challenge is the Dodgeball Challenge from Season 1." Chris said. "Now I'm sure you all know the rules of Dodgeball, but if you don't know I'll explain, if you get hit with the ball your out, but if you catch the ball, the thrower is out and the catcher gets to bring out another person onto the court, and if you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect the ball, but if it's knocked out your hands... you're out."
"Sounds simple enough." Sasha said.
"You have a minute until game time." Chris said. "Pick five members on the court and get ready to dodge some balls, also any players are allowed to use any means to throw the balls but you can't use them to dodge, understood?" Chris added asking with the contestants nodded.
"Alright." Diane said. "Me, Sasha, Josuke, Vert and Katara will do the first round."
"Fine by me." Squidward said. "As long as I don't have to do it."
"Fine." Father said. "First up is me, Loona, Charming, Lynn and Blossom."
"You won't regret it." Lynn said. "As long as I have good luck on my side."
That got the throwers' eyes to roll and soon both teams got on the court.
"Alright, first team to score 3 points wins!" Chris said. "Get ready to dodge some balls!"
Chef soon blew the whistle as both teams cheered for their throwers, soon Lynn smirked and looked and soon threw the ball and soon Vert dodged as he threw his ball at Lynn which soon hit her.
"Ah!" Lynn said. "Darn it!
Chef blew a whistle having Lynn get out of the game.
(Flames: 5 - 4/Players Left: Father, Loona, Charming, Blossom)
Lynn soon looked at the crowd and saw what was wrong.
"Now I see what happened, you didn't do what brings us good luck" Lynn said. "I told you we should've done one of those takes.
"But we..." Luz said before Lynn interrupted her.
"It's for the good luck of the team." Lynn said. "And since we didn't get the first throw, that's bad luck for us for the whole game."
"Lynn, that's just a very absurd superstition." Velma said. "Doing these 'good luck' rituals isn't gonna work."
Blossom soon then grabbed some balls and threw them fast at Vert and Sasha who both got hit by them.
"Oh yeah!" Blossom said.
(Foxes: 5 - 3/Players Left: Diane, Josuke and Katara)
"Then what was that?" Lynn asked Velma as Blossom got two campers out.
"Skill." Velma said. "Superstitions are nothing but complete nonsense."
"Alright, time to get serious," Prince Charming said as he soon grabbed a ball and soon tried throwing it at Diane but she dodged it with grace before throwing the ball at his face.
"OW!" Prince Charming. "Not my face, you mutt!"
(Flames: 4 - 3/Players Left: Father, Loona, Blossom)
Now both members were at three members.
Diane and Josuke soon threw their balls at Father, he deflected Josuke's ball but Diane's ball hit Loona in the chest.
(Flames: 3 - 2/Players Left: Loona, Blossom)
"Alright, looks like it's down to Loona and Blossom for the Flames." Chris said.
"Blossom can throw the ball pretty hard." Josuke said
"So we gotta catch her ball." Diane said to the two throwers left."
Blossom soon threw a ball at Katara who soon ducked from it Katara threw a ball at Blossom but Father caught it.
"Nice try, Waterbender." Father said.
(Foxes: 3 - 2/Players Left: Diane and Josuke)
"Alright, I'm going in!" Hector said as she soon went into the field.
(Flames: 2 - 3/Players Left: Father, Blossom, Luz)
Diane and Josuke soon threw their balls which hit Luz Hector just entered and hit Blossom.
"Oh come on!" Hector said.
(Flames: 3 - 1/Players Left: Father)
Father glared seeing that only Diane and Josuke are left, soon he grabbed a ball and threw it Diane who got hit in the stomach by it.
(Foxes: 2 - 1/Player's Left: Josuke)
"It's now one to one!" Chris said. "The Hotheaded Dad against the Stand User! Who's gonna come out on top."
"As if someone with that pathetic excuse for hair is gonna take me down." Father growled as that soon got on Josuke's nerves and soon the rest soon saw him get angry.
"Not again..." Squidward gulped.
"Now he's done it." Diane said.
"CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN ABOUT MY HAIR!" Josuke threw a ball at him with all his strength which hit Father in the face and had him sent flying.
"Whoa!" Chris said. "Now that's worth an instant replay. Now forward, rewind, now forward...than rewind, okay one more time!" Chris added rewinding and playing the footage several times. "Wow, that's gonna leave a mark."
"Ouch." Velma cringed seeing Father get hit in the face like that.
"And that's Game 1 for the Foxes!" Chris said.
(1 - 0)
The Foxes soon cheered as Josuke soon calmed down thanks to Sasha and Yuya.
"Awesome work." Vert high-fived Josuke.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"While Josuke did well in the challenge." Vert said. "He needs to work on that hair issue of his, 'cause one day that's gonna cost us a challenge."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Just like last time, he has issues whenever someone insults his head," Father said smirking while rubbing his face. "But I need to get rid of that superstitious brat first, cause that annoying little girl is getting on my nerve with "good luck" this, "bad luck" that. However...I don't think I'll need to do manipulating to get rid of her, she's doing a good job already to make her the next voting target."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the group was deciding who should go in next.
"So...think we should pick off the brat?" Father whispered to Jack and Charming.
"I think she's already doing a good job with making herself unlikeable." Jack pointed.
"Alright guys, if we're gonna win this challenge, you're gonna need to believe in my good luck." Lynn said.
"Oh, I believe," Loona said. "I believe your 'good luck' is BULLCRAP!" She added yelled. "We only lost because Father decided to make pompadour boy mad, not because of bad luck."
"Listen here, you mutt!" Father yelled.
"ENOUGH!" Blossom yelled. "We still have 4 games left, we just need to come up with a strategy."
Back with the Foxes, Diane discussed with her team as Webby, Yuya and Dawn were decided as Diane had trouble deciding who to pick next.
"Alright Squidward, you should go up next." Diane said.
"You know, you guys did a great job that I would hate to ruin it." Squidward said.
Diane raised her eyebrows.
"Fine." Diane said. "But you're going next."
"Whatever." Squidward said which soon got the team to look annoyed at how much he didn't care.
Soon the groups were now at the court as Chef blew the whistle as the group charged for the balls.
"Go for the weakest links first." Sash said.
"Got it, Lilac." Luz said.
Jack Spicer soon grabbed a ball and threw it at Flint, but at the same time, Flint threw another ball which got them both out and hit them in the face.
(1 - 0)
(Foxes: 5 - 4/Players Left: Yuya, Webby, Meg, Dawn)
(Flames: 5 - 4/Players Left: Sash, Luz, Hector, Velma)
"Double KO!" Chris said.
Soon Yuya threw a dodgeball at Hector and it hit his head and it made it fall off.
"Oh!" Yuya said. "Sorry!"
"It's fine, amigo." Hector said he picked up his head
(Flames: 4 - 3/Players Left: Sash, Luz, Velma)
Sash and Luz threw two balls at Yuya and dodged both balls they hit both Meg and Dawn.
(Foxes: 4 - 2/Players Left: Yuya, Webby)
"Let's go Flames, Let's go Flames!" Lynn yelled as she waved flags of her team logo. "Wave your flags too! It's good luck!" She added as she had more flags.
"Lynn, for the last..." Velma said before Webby threw a ball at her while not looking.
(Flames: 3 - 2/Players Left: Sash, Luz)
"Alright Webby, let's do this!" Yuya said.
"Yeah!" Webby said.
Sash and Luz threw the ball as Webby dodged but Yuya got hit by one
(Foxes: 2 - 1/Player's Left: Webby)
While Webby was trying to get another ball, Sash threw a ball at her and Webby couldn't dodge fast enough and soon got hit by it.
(Foxes: 1 - 0)
The Flames cheered as they won the second game as Lynn cheered the hardest.
"In your face Foxes!" She yelled at the opposing team which got them to look at her.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"That girl is very annoying, and what's with those stupid things she wants the Flames to do...bringing them good luck, oh please." Squidward mocked.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Now the score is one-to-one!" Chris said.
(1 - 1)
"Alright, looks like now we're getting somewhere." Father said. "Now we need to win this next game!"
"And now we gotta do something on this list because it's..." Lynn said before the Flames interrupted her.
"Good luck." The Flames said annoyed.
"Exactly." Lynn smiled. "I can't do my superstitions alone, so come on! We wanna win, right?!"
"Yes, but these superstitions are...REALLY STUPID!" Father said calmly at first before yelling as flames came out of his body.
"I don't care!" Lynn said. "I'm going in this game, and I'm gonna win it."
"Fine..." Father said growling. "Let's go."
Back with the Foxes, Diane choose her members and they entered the field.
"Game 3!" Chris said as Chef soon blew the whistle.
Father, Lynn, Loona, Sash, and Charming went onto the field where Yuya, Sasha, Dawn, Diane, and Squidward were on the field.
"Game on!" Lynn yelled and soon threw a ball that hit Squidward in the face
"OW!" Squidward said.
Diane soon grabbed her ball and threw it at Charming.
"Seriously?! Again?!" Prince Charming yelled.
(Foxes: 5 - 4/Players Left: Webby, Sasha, Yuya, Diane)
(Flames: 5 - 4/Players Left: Father, Loona, Lynn, Sash)
"In your face!" Lynn said and soon she grabbed more balls and managed to hit Yuya in the chest.
(Foxes: 4 - 3/Players Left: Webby, Sasha, Diane)
"Pretty good, Lynn." Sasha said. "But not good enough!" She yelled as she threw the ball at her, but Loona caught the ball.
"Nice try, blondie." Loona said.
"Thanks." Lynn gave a thumbs up but Loona growled at her.
(Foxes: 3 - 2/Players Left: Webby, Diane)
"Alright, get in here Blossom." Father said as the girl flew in and grabbed a ball and threw it to Diane which soon landed in Webby's arms.
(Flames: 5 - 4/Players Left: Father, Loona, Lynn, Sash)
Diane soon signaled to Vert to join the Foxes on the court
"Got it." Vert ran into the field.
Vert soon grabbed a ball as he and Webby threw it at Sash and she got hit by them.
(Flames: 4 - 3/Players Left: Father, Loona, Lynn)
"Alright guys leave this to me!" Lynn said as she grabbed the balls and threw them at the team Diane and Webby dodged but all the balls hit Vert.
(Foxes: 3 - 2/Players Left: Webby, Diane)
"Down to Duck Girl and Ms. Govoner." Father said. "Let's turn up the heat shall we!"
He soon lit one of his balls on fire and threw it Webby who soon jumped out of the way.
"Hey!" Webby yelled.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Father mocked.
Diane glared and threw her ball at Father in the crotch, which made the crowd cringe...even Chris.
"You'll pay for that." Father said in a high pitch tone.
"Ouch, right in the kiwis." Chris said covering his own crotch.
(Flames: 3 - 2/Players Left: Loona, Lynn)
"Nice shot." Loona smirked at Diane.
"Who's side are you on?" Father glared asking the hellhound.
"Soon Lynn and Loona threw their balls at them which hit resulted in Diane getting hit as well as Webby.
The Flames cheered as they won Game 2.
(1 - 2)
"Alright Flames, you just need to win the next game and you'll win!"
"Oh yeah!" Lynn said. "In your face Foxes! We're one win away from victory! Hope you have bus tickets, because you're gonna need them for Loserville!"
The Foxes looked at her annoyed.
"Alright, guys." Diane said. "We need to win this next game, then we can win the next one too."
"Yeah." Yuya said. "So we're gonna need some good choices for this next round."
"Agreed." Sasha said.
Back with the Flames, they were discussing plans for game four.
"Alright, one more point and we win!" Lynn said. "And the Foxes will be the one to taste loserdom!"
"Yeah." Father said. "So brat, get back in there."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Despite her very ridiculous superstitions and poor sportsmanship, she does have good athletic skills." Father said. "But still, a brat is a brat. And if we lose...I think we all know who's getting sent home. And again, I don't think I even need to manipulate anyone."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the next group of throwers entered the court, ready for Game 4.
"Prepare to go down!" Lynn said. "One more game and we win. Bye the way Foxes, do you know any good therapists?"
"No, why?" Flint asked.
"Because your gonna need one for when we humilate you!" Lynn said.
"Sheesh, talk about being overcompetitive." Yuya said seeing Lynn's behavior.
"Game 4!" Chris said. "Begin!"
Chef blew the whistle as both teams go ready.
Lynn soon started as she grabbed the ball and threw them as fast as she could and soon hit Flynn and Dawn.
"Two down, baby!" Lynn said.
(Foxes: 5 - 3/Players Left: Yuya, Diane, Meg)
Loona and Jack soon threw their balls at Meg, she deflected one ball but another one hit her in the chest.
(Foxes: 3 - 2/Players Left: Yuya, Diane)
"Hey, Tomato Hair!" Jack yelled at Yuya. "Eat Dodgeball!"
Yuya soon closed his eyes but Diane caught the ball at the last second.
"Nice try, 'Evil Genius'." Diane smirked tossing the ball she caught.
"No!" Jack yelled.
Diane soon signaled Sasha to join in as she soon ran onto the court.
(Flames: 5 - 4/Players Left: Luz, Loona, Lynn, Hector)
All three Foxes threw their balls at the Flames, they dodged Yuya's ball but Luz and Hector were hit by Diane and Sasha's ball.
(Flames: 4 - 2/Players Left: Loona, Lynn)
"You just had to open your mouth." Loona glared at Lynn.
"Hey, I can't help it when I'm in the zone." Lynn said. "Gotta intimidate the other team."
"Well look where it got us." Loona growled as she threw her ball at Sasha and she caught it smirking.
"Nice try." Sasha said.
Loona growled as headed for the bleachers.
(Flames: 2 - 1/Players Left: Lynn)
Lynn soon grabbed a ball and then threw it at Yuya, which hit him and made him fall to the ground.
(Foxes: 3 - 2/Players Left: Sasha, Diane)
"Alright, time to end this." Sasha said and soon threw her ball at Lynn.
Lynn tried to catch it but she ended up tripping and the ball hit her head.
(2 - 2)
"The score is tied! The final game will decide it!" Chris said.
"I can't believe it!" Lynn said. "We were one point away! I wasn't lucky enough, that must be it."
Some of the other Flames rolled their eyes at that statement, almost having enough of Lynn's superstitious behavior.
"Lynn, you better hope we win this round, or you're dead!" Father yelled with anger.
"Don't worry, Father." Lynn said. "With my superstitions, we can..."
"WE DON'T CARE!" Most of the Flames yelled.
"Now Game 5, final game!" He added yelling as Chef blew the whistle.
"Alright guys, in order to win...we need our best throwers." Father said. "So it'll be..."
"Actually," Chris said. "To make your lives miserable, for this final round, we're going to select the next throwers randomly, because it'll be fun to see which of the best throwers and which of the suckiest get to be on the court."
Soon Chris got out a TV as soon a slot machine of the competitor's faces soon ran the first face it stopped on was Lynn.
"Yes!" Lynn yelled as some of the Flames groaned.
"Seriously?" Jack asked.
"Goodbye, victory." Charming said facepalming.
"Hey!" Luz said to Jack and Charming. "I get that we might not be fond of her superstitions but lets at least show some support."
"Fine." Charming rolled his eyes. "We believe in you...You superstitious brat!"
"Next throwers are...Hector, Sash, Luz, and...Father!" Chris said.
"At least I'm going in." Father said. "You all better not lose this match, or I'll be so angry."
"When is he never angry?" Hector whispered to Luz which made her giggle.
"Now for the Foxes, we have..." Chris listed. "...Yuya, Vert, Diane, Katara and...Flint"
The others smiled and entered the field.
"C'mon, we can do it." Yuya said to encourage Yuya.
They all nodded and got in the court.
"Final Round!" Chris said. "Now go!"
"Remember guys, it's good luck for the team!" Lynn to her team as she soon threw some balls.
The balls soon went flying into different directions as the members were now working harder than ever as both teams kept throwing.
"Looks like this final round is intense!" Chris said in excitement. "Looks no team is in any mood to lose!"
Lynn soon threw her balls at the Foxes as they ducked and dodged.
"Come on Foxes, fast feet, fast hands!"
She soon threw her two balls Luz and Sash who both got hit.
(Flames: 5 - 3/Players Left: Father, Hector, Lynn)
Hector soon threw his ball at Vert who soon got hit along with Yuya as soon balls came from all over as they hit the other contestants, first it was Vert, than Yuya as the balls bounced and hit Father three times, soon the others balls came and hit the others...except for Lynn and Flint.
Lynn looked very confident as she tossed the ball in her hand, Flint looked nervous.
"Sorry nerd, but you gotta go down." Lynn said. "Good luck, don't fail me now."
The Flames soon looked.
"Maybe she actually has a chance." Velma said. "As long as she doesn't let her superstitions get in the way."
The Foxes soon cheered for Flint.
"Flint! Flint! Flint! Flint!" They cheered.
"Whatever." Squidward rolled his eyes. "We're doomed."
"Nice team spirit." Sasha said to Squidward sarcastically.
"What, it's a nerd against an over-competitive girl." Squidward said. "It's obvious who's gonna win."
"Not unless Flint catches the ball." Yuya said positively.
"Assuming he does." Squidward said.
"Come on Flint! You can do this!" Josuke said. "Just catch the ball and you'll be okay!"
"Okay." Flint said. "I just hope I can catch it."
Lynn so smirked and kissed the ball.
"Gotta kiss the ball for good luck." Lynn said. "Not moving huh? Must be too scared because you're gonna lose." Lynn smirked as she was now getting ready to throw. "Get ready to taste defeat!"
She soon threw the ball hard and it hit Flynn as he soon hit the wall and slide down, the Foxes gasped at first before Flint smiled and showed that he caught the ball, making Chef blow the final whistle of the game.
(3 - 2)
"The Cunning Foxes win!" Chris yelled as the Foxes cheered and carried Flint.
"Nice work, Lockwood." Diane smiled as they walked out of the court back to their cabin.
"No!" Lynn soon threw a tantrum. "Unbelievable! I lost to Flint!"
"Guess your 'good luck' wasn't on your side, huh?" Father smirked.
"Oh shut up." Lynn glared. "If you all had just done what I said, we would've won the game."
"Lynn, there is no guarantee that we would've won if we did that." Velma said.
"So what?" Lynn said. "We still would've won if we had good luck, which we didn't thanks to you all."
"I'm tired of this." Loona growled and soon walked off. "Face facts, kid. Your good luck is bullcrap."
"You know, for once I agree with the mutt." Father said and walked off as the other Flames followed her out.
Meanwhile, the Foxes were at the mess hall.
"Congrats on our second win!" Josuke cheered as the other Foxes cheered.
"Yay." Squidward said not thrilled.
"C'mon Squidward, just enjoy the win." Sasha said.
Soon Yuya and Sasha noticed Diane's look of concern.
"Something wrong, Diane?" Sasha asked that soon got her attention.
"Oh...uh, it's nothing." Diane said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I'm still on my guard against Father, I saw that he made an alliance." Diane said. "I need to find out what he's up to and put an end to it before it starts."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"I notice that our leader Diane is concerned about something." Sasha said. "I just hope it doesn't get in the way of the game for her."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Wonder what Diane's worried about?" Yuya asked himself. "Maybe I should ask her about it."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Soon the Flames gathered outside the cabin with Father, Loona texting on her phone, Velma, Jack and Charming.
"Alright, Lynn's gotta go." Father said. "She's too competitive and those stupid superstitions of hers are gonna cost us more challenges."
"I agree." Velma said. "I also happen to notice that she blames others for her own faults, which could also be a problem for our team's future."
"Yep." Jack said. "Time to say bye-bye to that brat."
"Whatever, as long as it's now me." Charming shrugged.
Soon at the campfire ceremony, we see the Raging Flames sitting at the ceremony with Chris coming in with a plate of nine marshmallows.
"Second time, Flames?" Chris asked and soon shook his head. "Very disappointing, as you all know who doesn't get a marshmallow is eliminated and becomes cannon fodder, literally."
"Just get on with it." Loona growled. "We all know who's going home today."
"Alright, ruin the suspenseful elimination ceremony why don't you?" Chris said with an annoyed look. "The following Flames are safe for another day..."
"Loona."
"Blossom."
"Luz."
"Hector."
"Sash."
"Charming."
"Jack.
"...And Velma." Chris said as he finished tossing out the Marshmallows. "Which leaves us with, Lynn and Father."
"What?" Lynn asked.
"And the final marshmallow of the night goes to..."
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"Father." Chris tossed him his marshmallow. "Lynn, you've gotta date with the Cannon."
"What?!" Lynn asked soon turned to her team. "You all ditched your most athletic member?"
"You just suck, deal with it." Loona said while on her phone.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Her good luck crap was driving me crazy." Loona said.
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Sorry Lynn." Velma said. "But you were the weakest link."
*CONFESSIONAL*
"Another brat gone." Father smirked. "But now that she's taken care of, time to get rid of threats of the other team."
*CONFESSIONAL*
Lynn was soon loaded into the cannon as she was glaring at her team.
"So long, Lynn." Chris smirked and pressed the button and heard her screams as she left the island. "4 players gone, 20 players left! Can the Flames finally get a win? Or will their flame burn out? Find out next time here on Total...Drama...Universe!"
Placements:
24th - Butthead
23rd - Beavis
22nd - Eddy
21st - Lynn Loud