Red Warrior of Gravity Falls

Chapter 3 Awakened Warrior

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Ford madly drove the car back to the Mystery Shack as he pulled out his phone and gave Stan a call.

"Stan we got a Code Red! One of the artifacts contained a ancient wizard called Kulan that's now possessing Preston Northwest and causing chaos!" Said Ford.

"How bad is it?" Asked Stan.

"Kulan turned several people into stone statues and turned the mansion into a castle. So I can say we're dealing with someone with strong magic and reality warping powers. Maybe not as strong as Bill, but still dangerous. I managed to swipe a stone tablet that could help us and give us some more info on what we're dealing with, but I need my books to help translate it." Said Ford.

"Say no more. I'll have the Mystery Shack locked down and the study prepared." Said Stan.

"Thanks Stan. Hopefully we can put a stop to this before things get too out of hand." Said Ford before he hung up.

It was then that Ford noticed that the image of the warrior lady on the tablet was glowing. Ford stopped the car and curiously picked the tablet up to study it. Nothing happened so Ford put it down and continued on driving.

Back at the mansion, which was now a castle, Kulan sat in a large throne sipping wine from a gold goblet. In one corner of the room was Pricilla, Pacifica, and a few servants and party who hadn't been turned to stone or escaped the chaos. They coward in fear as some trolls and possessed suits of dark armor stood guard over them. The creatures had been conjured up by Kulan. The wizard finished his wine, stood up, and headed to a window overlooking Gravity Falls.

"This land is very interesting, they're are large amounts of magical creatures scattered about who have been forced into hiding due to the works of modern humans. That simply won't do. It's time for a change." Said Kulan before using his magic to conjure more trolls and suits of possessed armor.

The gathered forces stood awaiting their master's orders.

"Go forth and locate all the magical creatures of theses lands. Once you do that tell them that a new world order is coming and they no longer need to hide from humans. Tell they are free to do whatever they want as long as they don't oppose me or interfere with my plans. Oh if you find any humans enslave. If they resist kill them. Now go." Said Kulan.

The minions bowed and marched off.

At the Mystery Shack, Ford had just arrived and was telling Stan, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Soos what happened. After he was finished, Ford began to look through some books on ancient language to see if he could translate the tablet. Wendy saw the tablet on a table and picked it up to look at it. As soon as she picked it up her mind was bombarded with images of the forest and the sword of Red Sonja imbedded in the stump. Wendy now knew where the sword was and she heard a voice inside her head calling out to her.

"Seek me out if you wish to protect your home and the people you care about."

Without a word Wendy put the tablet down and ran out the front door. Dipper and Mabel saw her leave and not sure what was going on raced after her, while Ford, Stan, and Soos were in another room. Wendy ran deep into the woods with Dipper and Mabel right behind. The twins called out to her, but Wendy just seemed to ignore them. After several minutes of running they came across a large clearing, where they saw the stump with the sword in it. Wendy headed over to the stump at the same time a patrol of Kulan's minions showed up at the other side of the clearing.

"Look humans! Let's have some fun with them!" Said a troll.

Dipper and Mabel yelped at the sight of the minions, while Wendy grabbed the sword and pulled it out. Wendy lifted the sword in the air in a dramatic pose. There was a flash of light and Wendy changed before everyone's eyes. Wendy was now six feet tall and the clothes had been wearing had been replaced with a chainmail armored bikini top with shoulder pads that showed a lot of cleavage, a bikini made out of the same material, brown boots, and brown gloves. Wendy had her eyes closed, but when she opened them, they were no longer brown, but blue.

"What is this?!" Demanded a troll.

"I am Red Sonja!" Said Wendy with a fierce, but calm expression on her face.

Wendy's voice was the same, but there was a fierce authority to it now. Neither Dipper nor Mabel understood what was going on. Things were heating up as the warrior Red Sonja had been awakened.

To be continued.