Red Warrior of Gravity Falls
Chapter 9 Internet Troll
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
On the way back to the Mystery Shack, Wendy, Dipper, and Mabel were looking at Wendy's cellphone that showed video footage of the fight between Wendy and the Executioner and then it showed some people being interviewed about the fight and what they thought about Wendy in her Red Sonja form. The views were mixed.
"The girl was awesome! She had a nice body and little clothing!" Said one guy.
"That girl should be ashamed of herself prancing around in those skimpy clothes. Her parents need to punish her!" Said a woman.
"I mean the girl saved us from the big armored guy, but how do we know this isn't some weird setup." Said one guy.
"I bet the girl was a alien Amazon trying to win favor with the public." Said one guy.
"She's a exabishinest!" Screamed one woman.
The comment section wasn't much better with one guy called Troll Monarch Supreme really saying nasty stuff about Wendy. Wendy burst into angry frustrated tears about the whole ordeal as both Dipper and Mabel did their best to comfort. Once they got to the Mystery Shack, Dipper got onto the computer and began to defend Wendy against Troll Monarch Supreme. The evil Internet Troll just laughed at Dipper's attempts and began to tear at him.
Back at the castle Kulan Gath had watched the battle between between Red Sonja and the Executioner with a crystal ball. Kulan knew that his nemesis was using a new teenage girl as his host and that the girl had issues regarding her appearance and the public's opinion of her. The wizard knew he could use this against Red Sonja. Kulan began to use his magic to scan Gravity Falls and sense the people's emotions, until he found what he was looking for. He snapped his fingers and a fat man with greasy black hair wearing shorts, sandals, and a black shirt with a image of a troll on it.
"What's going on?! Where am I?!" Yelled the man.
"You are Troll Monarch Supreme, you have caused some serious distress to Red Sonja and I wish to use you against her to crush her in a more physical way. I'm just going to enhance you to a more fitting form." Said Kulan before he zapped the man with black lightning.
Troll Monarch Supreme screamed as his body was struck and he began to double in size, his skin turned grey, his eyes turned red, and he grew a black crystal curved horn in the middle of his head. The Internet Troll had been transformed into a real troll! Troll Monarch Supreme let out a mighty roar.
"Oh yeah! Now I can crush people both physically and emotionally!" Laughed Troll Monarch Supreme.
"Now go my minion and destroy Red Sonja!" Ordered Kulan.
Troll monarch Supreme stomped out of the room and headed into the town to cause chaos.
To be continued.