Red Warrior of Gravity Falls

by Major144

It's summer again in Gravity Falls and an ancient evil has been unleashed that Dipper, Mabel, Wndy, and their friends must face. Luckily a ancient force of good is there to lend a hand and it's power to help and Wendy has been chosen to wield the power of Red Sonja! Will she master the power and save Gravity Falls?

11. Chapter 11 Internet Troll 3

Red Warrior of Gravity Falls

Chapter 11 Internet Troll 3

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Stan, Ford, Soos, Dipper, Wendy, and Mabel arrived in the town and took in all the depressed people and carnage. They found a place to park and got out, Wendy readied her sword as she looked for Troll Monarch Supreme. The ground then began to shake as the group heard the sound of footsteps approaching from up ahead and looked to see the enormous figure of Troll Monarch Supreme coming towards them. The beast stopped a few yards away from them and grinned down at them.

"Ah more victims and I see one of them is that Red Sonja person everyone has been going on about lately. I shall enjoy destroying you both physically and emotionally!" Said Troll Monarch Supreme.

"Bring it on monster! I don't fear you!" Said Wendy.

"Oh, but you will! You're nothing more then a wannabe stripper playing hero in a tacky outfit!" Said Troll Monarch Supreme as he fired magical arrows from his mouth.

Wendy quickly brought her sword up and sliced through the arrows making them disappear. Troll Monarch Supreme looked surprised at this. Apparently the sword could defend against his evil troll magic. Troll Monarch Supreme scowled at this, before shooting more insults.

"Whore! Slut! Soulless Ginger! Bitch! Attention hog! Exabishinest! Dirty Hag!"

Wendy quickly sliced through the arrows with ease, but those attacks were just a distraction as Troll Monarch Supreme closed the distance between himself and Wendy and stomped his foot down near her creating a shockwave that knocked Wendy onto her back. Before Wendy could recover Troll Monarch Supreme fired some more insults.

"You're no hero! You're just a random loser living a fantasy! No one respects or loves you!"

The arrows flew and struck Wendy in the chest causing her to collapse to her hands and knees as she was filled with depression. Troll Monarch Supreme laughed in triumph as he waited to feed on Wendy's negative energy. Dipper and the others saw this and quickly began to cheer Wendy on.

"Come on Red Sonja, you can do this! We believe in you!" Cheered Soos.

"Red Sonja you're the coolest!" Yelled Mabel.

"You're the toughest person I know!" Said Stan.

"You're an amazing and gifted woman destined for greatness!" Said Ford.

Dipper ran around getting the citizens who were hiding to look at him as he began to call out to them.

"Come on people! This incredible and amazing woman is here to fight and protect you all and she needs your support! Red Sonja is the most beautiful and awesome woman I met and she can save us! Go Red Sonja! Go Red Sonja! Go Red Sonja!"

One by one all the people began to chant along with Dipper.

"Go Red Sonja! Go Red Sonja! Go Red Sonja!"

Go Red Sonja! Go Red Sonja!"

The cheers had a immediate affect on Wendy as her depression vanished and she felt a surge of positive emotions go through her. The spell broke as Wendy stood up and raced towards Troll Monarch Supreme slicing the toes on his left foot before she stabbed him in his right foot!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Troll Monarch Supreme as he leaped back with his bleeding feet.

Wendy jumped off the foot and pointed her sword up at Troll Monarch Supreme.

"Had enough?" Asked Wendy.

"No! You may have beaten my little spell, but I can still crush you like an ant!" Declared Troll Monarch Supreme.

"Why don't we even things out." Said Dipper as he pulled out the crystal flashlight and pointed it at Wendy.

Dipper flipped the switch and a light bathed Wendy and she began to grow, until she was close to Troll Monarch Supreme's size.

"Giant lady!" Said Soos and Mabel.

Wendy just smirked as Troll Monarch Supreme let out an angry bellow and charged forward swinging his claws at her. The warrior blocked the claw swings with her sword before she delivered a solid punch to the beast's face sending him reeling back. Wendy followed this through with an uppercut that knocked Troll Monarch Supreme onto his back. Troll Monarch Supreme staggered to his feet and Wendy swung her sword at his horn slicing it off!

"Nnnnnnoooooooooooo! My powers!" Screamed Troll Monarch Supreme as energy poured out of him and he began to shrink.

All the depressed people became positive agin and Troll Monarch Supreme shrank and turned back into his old self, who was just wearing his underwear. The Internet Troll blushed heavily as he tried to sneak away, but a chop hit him with a taser, shocking him, and making him drop to the ground twitching. The people laughed and cheered for Wendy.

"Red Sonja! Red Sonja red Sonja!"

Wendy smiled at the praise before she be ant down and picked Dipper up.

"Thanks for the help. Now I'm going to take the two of us out of town so you can shrink me back down to normal size." Said Wendy.

"Ok." Said Dipper.

Wendy didn't have any pockets so she placed Dipper in her cleavage and began to head out of the town. Dipper blushed as he got comfortable in Wendy's cleavage.

Back at the Northwest Manor, Kulan Gath watched as his minion was defeated by Red Sonja and her friends. Kulan was annoyed by this development, but he wasn't too worried. The evil wizard had more plans to throw at Red Sonja and one way or another he was determined to destroy his enemy once and for all!

To be continued.