The Tank Is Back!
It had been two weeks since David had found the war machine and the kids had painted it a garish red color. Various objects adorned the hull, including David's guitar and that stupid Sparrow totem.
Dolph had painted a mural of the Platypus on one side, whilst Gwen had drawn a sexy vampire on the other. There were plans in the works for the tank to deliver chocolate bars in Sleepy Peak.
The military vehicle lacked any real ammunition for the main cannon, but it was rumored that Campbell had some stored in his summer home. Until those were discovered however, Max had Neil design a paintball machine gun to fill in for the real thing on the turret ring.
Tank maintence was left to Ered and Nurf, Ered using her motorcycle repair skills, and Nurf his raw power. They had the monster machine running like a top.
Rumors were that Pikeman had found a tank of their own and the Flower Scouts had some sort of hovercraft thing. Nobody had seen either vehicle in person, but trouble was brewing.
"Are we ready to go into town Campers?!"
David asked with all the enthusiasm of a clown getting run through a meat grinder.
"We hate you David."
Max deadpanned, flipping the camp man off.
"But yes, we are ready to go."
He yanked Nikki from where she was talking to a colony of ants, yelling to Neil to get his ass in gear. Soon all the campers were assembled before David, most of them looking disinterested.
"Alright you little monsters from Hell, i'm leading the way into town, don't run me over."
Gwen climbed into her new car, a Nissan "Pussy-wagon".
(Yes its an actual car coming out in 2021)
Everyone else found seats aboard their multi-ton war machine, David was the only one allowed to drive because Max was a bad driver on account of being too short to see.
With a blast of diesel smoke, the titan of terror lumbered down the gravel road after Gwen's utter embarrasment of an automobile.
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