Mrs. Mayberry had been a good person her whole life, she used to be an elementary school teacher and was working that day. Until the students remind her about her husband's birthday, she logs into the computer to wish him a happy birthday. However, when she does, she is in shock to learn her husband is having an affair with another woman. Mrs. Mayberry snaps and storms off in full rage. She violently attacks the mistress. Her husband tries to stop her, but Ms. Mayberry shoots her rifle at him. To her horror, the computer in her home and classroom are on, and her students have seen everything. She then takes her own life with the gun.
Mrs. Mayberry is pacing around the room of Blitz's office as she continues, "You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world! After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here."
Now here she was, at I.M.P. in Blitz's office wanting them to kill the last of her unwanted victim. "I mean was she hot 'cause I'm having a hard time understanding the impromptu melodrama you just spat at me tits." He sat back a tad more when he saw her growl, "I don't think you get how we're operating down here. See we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of a death frankly are all probably down here in hell with you.
She threw her wasted cigarette on the floor and grimaced "Not all of them. That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero. Through all those talk shows and donation bull shit she made so much cash. Getting shot was the best thing that ever happened to her! SHE IS NOT A HERO!"
Blitz got a little too uncomfortable when Ms. Mayberry got too close to his face with an angry face as she slammed her fists on his table. In a panic, Blitz rapidly pushed a button under his desk to get Moxxie's attention. Outside Blitz's office, Moxxie had a few alarms attached to his desk. Alarms for like, more coffee, a horny client, a client giving birth which would also work if Blitz was about to go into labor. One for if Stolas showed up, and one for a deranged client which is the button Blitz was pressing to get Moxxie and Millie into the office. But they were a little busy, Moxie was trying to practice his aim on a photo of a human family with the crossbow, but he was shaking.
"Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" Millie said, brushing his shoulders.
Loona was lying across the sofa, holding the picture of the human family up for him, "Wow. I feel sooo loved here." She retorted, still looking at Voxtagram or Voxchat stories and whatever else.
"Just take a deep breath and let it out!" Millie instructed Moxxie, sweetly.
Moxie didn't have the heart to fire at the photo. Seeing those humans as a happy and loving family, made Moxxie have doubts about killing the family. Millie stated that this is what the client wants. Maybe like a shitty dad...Or a mob family. That's understandable." Moxie said pulling an Italian mafia accent. "But to eradicate an innocent- seemingly innocent- upper-middle-class family's bloodline!"
Loona angrily says, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent."
Loona then points to each person in the photo, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire... Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online... And this guy... this guy definitely watches."
"Exactly. Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here," Millie says.
"But—" Moxxie says, about to protest.
But Millie interrupts him, "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox." She then cuffs her husband's cheeks and shakes them, "Killing who were paid to is our business. Shot a target."
She then kisses Moxxie on his cheek and steps back. After that moment, Moxxie aims the crossbow at the target. But Blitz burst the door to his office which startled Moxxie. He ended up pulling the trigger and the arrow started to bounce around the room, hitting the computer, the photo, and the leg of the aquarium filled with electric eels. Blitz caught the arrow before it hit Ms. Mayberry. Then the eel tank tipped over spilling water and the eels onto the rug which caused the eels to generate electricity and set the place on fire. Thankfully everyone got out safe and sounded, Blitz even gave Mayberry a deal where she'd get her first kill for free in 24 hours.
Moxxie folded his arms and looked up at Blitz, "When did we start implementing that deal?" He asked.
Blitz lifted Moxxie by the bowtie and spoke softly to him before screaming, "When you set fire to my office in front of a client! You fucking dickshit! Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"
Loona had already grabbed it before the place caught fire. However, she was reluctant to have Blitz join Millie and Moxxie on this mission with his swollen belly carrying her baby sibling. Blitz told Loona that this was an easy job and it'll be quick, in and out with no problems. Oh, Blitz was about to eat those words. Millie opened the portal to the human world which was also open to the cabin that the whore was living in. "Now let's go lick some ass!" Blitz shouted.
"The expression is kick some ass, Blitz." Millie corrected.
"Mine's better," Blitz commented.
The three of them walked through the portal then they started to sneak toward the house. Moxxie and Blitz crept out of the bushes then Blitz looked in through the window spotting the target. He asked Moxxie if he wanted to take this one. But when Moxxie saw Martha nuzzling her husband, serving dinner to him and their two kids, he froze up. Blitz took over and was about to fire a bullet at that woman's head, but Moxxie messed up the shot and the bullet hit a mirror just inches from the woman. Well, that family was far from innocent, they brandished their guns, ready to hunt the new "critters" that showed up.
"What the fuck was that Moxxie!?" He whispered, shouting at Moxxie, "I've had enough stress already! Can't you see that?"
Moxxie tried to calm his breathing and looked at Blitz, "Panicked sir. I'm sorry! They seemed so happy and innocent!"
Blitz scoffed and rolled his eyes, "Who is innocent Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're a leach suckin' of your mama's tits! Get the fuck over yourself ya baby dick pruned!" his stomach started to cramp up. "Fuck off! One minute!" He scolded his stomach.
A bullet was fired and broke through the wall, the bullet hit Blitz's arm. Panicking, he yelled out scatter then he and Millie split up as Martha and her husband Ralphie chased after them. Moxxie tried to run but he got caught by his tail and dragged off to who knows where. Raphie chased after Millie who had just dove into the lake. Millie assumed that to be a warning but also a challenge. She jumped up in a fury of dirty water behind Ralphie, she tried to stab him, but Ralphie smacked her with the end of the gun. She got knocked out cold but not before seeing Ralphie's sung face as everything went black.
Moxxie woke up in a dark, reddish room, tied to a human corpse chair and shrouded by pungent odors of dead bodies. The two children fawning over their new critter to play with. The second Moxxie looked around the room seeing the walls that had human flesh and bodies on display, he knew that he has screwed up big time. "Oh crumbs," he said when he saw a human corpse on the table.
Blitz had found himself running away from the actual target at hand. She was firing shots every few seconds, letting Blitz know she hadn't given up yet. He was getting huffed so easily, if he weren't fighting for his fucking life he may have chuffed a bit.
"I know your hurtin' little devil~" Martha chimed, "I can make that pain go real quick!"
Hearing her voice, Blitz had to cover his mouth to not give away his hiding spot behind a tree. "Just come let Momma Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" she called out.
Thankfully, she passed by Blitz's hiding spot and Blitz thought that the worst was over. Unfortunately, his phone rang which startled him as he fumbled for the phone. "Stolas, this is a really bad time!" He whispered into the phone.
"When isn't it a bad time Blitzy?" He said back, sounds of water sloshing distortly making their way through the phone as well.
"Stolas, I'm serious. I'm in the middle of the job." Blitz said, whispering.
BANG!
"I can hear you darlin'!"
"Shit!" Blitz yelled as he scattered off again, trying less and less to pay attention to Stolas.
"Blitzy, what was that?! Was that a gunshot!?" Stolas shouted over the phone.
"I'm fine! Just another job! I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my a!" Blitz shouted as more shots were fired.
"Blitzy. After this, you are staying home from the office until the baby is born. And I am not taking no for an answer." Stolas stated, firmly.
"Fine! Whatever!"
He was so busy in his own thoughts he hadn't noticed Martha behind him until she pinned him by the neck, "So you're the lil' 'devil huh?" She asked neck twisted, "Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well, not today, Satan!" She shouted, pinning him harder, "Gon' send y'all back where ya came from! You and yer lil' 'ell spawns!"
Moxxie struggled to move his arms and feet, kids unrealistically good at tying knots. He looked outside and saw his wife, "Millie!"
He began wiggling harder before that little sicko could make him tomorrow night's dinner. He tipped the chair over and splatted on the little girl, led by rage, he escaped from his ties and smashed through the window with his gun. He ran down the pathway, to where Millie and Blitz were being held captive, unaware Blitz was there too, "All you needed was that one fuckin' shot! God damn it Moxxie!" Blitz growled and he cursed his white-haired imp employee.
As he and Millie were tied, hands above their heads, on a pole he couldn't do much else. Blitz couldn't even hold his stomach like he did when he was nervous or worried and whatnot. All he wanted to do was go back to Stolas and curl up with him in bed. "Satan! We return yer filthy 'creatures! Back to the pits of hell!" Martha screamed, waving her fire-fueled torch about, "May the root o' evil be 'honored as we continue their work!"
Then, she threw the torch and everything underneath Millie and Blitz set ablaze, except it didn't hurt them. "Hey that's not exactly how it works lady, see your fire doesn't really hurt us. But. I can fake it if that'll get your dick hard?" He proposed raising an eyebrow, to which Millie smiled.
"Oh..." She lowered her shoulders, "Shit. Well, I'll just shoot ya in yer smart-ass mouth!" she said, aiming the gun at them.
Blitz huffed and allowed his body to go limp, "That would be more effective."
"Blitz!" Millie yelled, kicking his leg with hers.
Just as she was about to shoot the pair, Moxxie arrived. He saw the hellish flames engulfing a pole and a woman cocking her gun, so he acted first, not hesitating this time, and just blew her head off.
"Moxxie!" Millie said happily hugging him after he untied the pair.
Blitz, however, fell to the ground almost instantly. "Oh yeah, thanks! I'm fine!" He said as he sat on the floor, shirt lifted to check on his bump properly. Moxxie went over to help him up by slinging his arm around him.
"I'm sorry sir, I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way!" He said gesturing to Blitz's distended stomach, "It won't happen again, I promise!"
"Apologies accepted." He said, grunting, needing to get off his feet for at least a few years, "We need to go now."
"One minute sir. I just have something I left at the house..." Moxxie explained, walking off.
"Yeah, yeah just make it quick," Blitz pulled out his phone, "Loony! We're ready to come home now!"
Instead of shooting the husband and kids, Moxxie handed it his way by calling the police and telling the family that they needed to fix their ways and answer for their crimes. But as they were heading back to the office via portal, the police did come up to the house, but they blew it up which killed the family. Moxxie was mortified but the others were celebrating. Blitz had to head back to the manor where Stolas was waiting for him. The second Stolas saw his husband's arm in a sling, he immediately took him inside and placed him on their bed. "Stolas, I'm fine. Really. I always bounce back." Blitz said, trying to calm down Stolas.
"Blitz, you have your arm in a sling. You could have been killed along with our child!" Stolas shouted.
He wanted to say more but Blitz shut him up with a kiss on the lips. "Better?"
"Better." Stolas said, "But you're still not going back to the office. Not until the baby is born."
Blitz groaned, "Fine. But I'm putting Loona in charge."