A/N: A/N: As ever, review and feedback keep me motivated. Without them, I can't write a single world. Every bit of feedback helps.
Now, then.
*Inhales deeply*
BLASTED POWER GRID!
My power went out, which means my alarm clock died, WHICH MEANS I woke up late, totally throwing my schedule out of wack. In that regard, I apologize if this seems rush. I had less than an hour to polish this up before I leave for the day and ugggghhh. So! Very! Angry!
As ever, I own references, quotes, themes or memes.
In any case, Lies Are Entertainment will be updated later today. So here. Have this in the meantime.
Consider this an offshoot I had planned for "Remnants of a Shinobi", an omake to make you smile.
"Beware your bargains."
~?
Not a Bad Bargain
Naruto crashed around the corner. "Salem! I've come to bargain!"
"What a coincidence." She hummed. "So I have I."
Blue eyes bulged.
Sprawled out across her bed, the Queen of Grimm wasn't wearing so much as a stitch of clothing. As he looked on, she ran a hand down her flank. Her skin was ghost white like pale skin, limned with red veins he'd never seen before andwowshelookedrathernicewitherhairdown...
Naruto gulped. Blinked.
Once.
Twice.
Thrice now.
"Well?" Salem smiled. "Haven't you come to bargain?"
After a moment's thought, he stepped forward and kicked the door shut behind him.
"Well, if that's what it takes to the save world...guess we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good...
A/N: Aaaaand there we go.
Looking forward to reading your reviews when I get back.
So in the Immortal Words of Atlas...
...Review, Would You Kindly?
No preview this time...
...fine just three.
(Preview)
"What the devil is baseball?"
Naruto grinned.
"This is madness!
"No, this is Konoha. Now get off my lawn."
"Dad, dad! Up!
"Such a demanding little girl...
R&R! =D