Hey-O! Welcome everyone to my latest fic! Been following Kevin Smith's Viewaskewniverse and I can't get enough! This fic is still a work in progress, getting most of it written during slow shifts at work, so please be patient.
Silent Bob rolled his eyes, watching his lifelong friend. It was the start of just another day outside the QuickStop. Jay was dancing beside Silent Bob, doing whatever we could to keep himself entertained.
"Man, I'm fucking hungry..." the blonde stoner began to complain.
It was still the beginning of the day, meaning they hadn't earned any spending money yet. Using no words, Silent Bob took a long drag of his cigarette, looking over his shoulder at the QuickStop. Another person walked through the door, giving those loser clerks the perfect distraction. Jay ran in to grab whatever food he could, leaving his mute friend alone outside.
Silent Bob sigh, flicking his used cigarette to the pavement. Nothing left for him to do but light another one.
I hate myself for loving you,
Can't break free from the things that you do.
The quiet atmosphere was broken by the sound of loud music. Just down the street was a young woman with a boom box. She was leaning against the wall, bundled up in a black overcoat that seemed a little big for her. Black Boots kept her feet warm, as opposed to the jean shorts she wore. Jorts... The baggy Lynard Skynard shirt kept her warm under the long coat. She had relatively blonde hair hidden underneath a fedora.
Music continued playing on the boombox while Silent Bob kept his eyes on the girl. She didn't say a word, but glanced at the equally silent man, giving a small wave in acknowledgement. Silent Bob's eyes widened as he slowly returned the wave. It as extremely rare whenever a girl wanted to talk to him and Jay. Those girls only wanted something from them. The silent girl just leaned against the wall, listening to the boom box.
"Yo, check it, lunchbox!" Jay came running out of the QuickStop.
The girl turned her head away, seeing Silent Bob's attention was needed somewhere else. Rolling his eyes, he nudged Jay with his elbow, not caring hat snacks his friend lifted from the store. Silent Bob nodded his head toward the girl, making Jay smirk.
"Yo, baby! You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
Silent Bob gave a facepalm at his friend's stupid pick up line.