Ropes and dreams.


Anko decided her little demonstration was enough for the first day of Sex Ed. Starting Wednesday, however, she and the boys were going to get busy.

The class had left, with the exception of Naruto, who was allowed to stay and recover. Presently, Anko was letting him rest his head in her lap.

"So... what'd ya think of your first hand job?"

So that's what that's called... the genin thought.

"It was awesome! You're um... really good at that stuff." Naruto gushed.

His sensei chuckled. "I've had a lot of practice. Anyway, Naruto, I've been meaning to ask you somethin'."

"Uh, sure. Go ahead." Naruto sat up.

"When I was talkin' about guys, I couldn't help noticing you and Uchiha looked a little flushed. Seems like there's a story there."

"It's a... long story." Actually, it was quite a short story, but all the same, he'd rather keep it to himself.

Though Anko wasn't crazy about Sasuke's personality, she couldn't deny he was quite a hottie. She wouldn't have minded watching him and her crush have a little fun.

"Ah. Is he a good kisser?"

"Well, it wasn't really a ki-" Shit! She got me! Naruto clamped his hand over his mouth.

Anko laughed.

"It's not funny! I got beat up!" the genin protested.

His sensei's expression immediately darkened. "By who?"

"Um, well... I mean, I don't want to get anybody in trouble."

"Punks who beat on their classmates are asking for trouble. Now tell me what happened."

Naruto explained everything. Staring down Sasuke, the bump leading to the accidental kiss, and the girls going apeshit on him, even after being told it was an accident.

"I see..." The new sex ed teacher grinned sadistically. The girls' class was tomorrow. She'd teach those little bitches a lesson they'd never forget.

"Hey, Anko?"

"Yeah?"

"There's something I gotta tell you. When we were... doing stuff, I, well, I..."

"You were thinkin' about another girl?" Anko had suspected as much. At his age, it'd be weird if he didn't have a crush.

"I'm sorry." Naruto looked at the floor, feeling guilty.

"Hey. Look at me."

The genin nervously met her eye and she, in turn put her hand on his shoulder.

"I'm your teacher, not your girlfriend. You think about whoever you want." The jonin smiled at him.

"R-right."

"Mind if I ask who it was? I'm kinda curious, to be honest."

"Um... Sakura."

"The girl who fucked you up!?"

Could this kid be a masochist or something? Anko wondered.

"Well, I mean, I know it's weird to still like her, I just... do. I can't help how I feel, you know?"

"Yeah, I know. The heart wants what the heart wants."

The teacher and student sat in silence for a brief moment, reflecting on this timeless truth.

"Anyway, there's something I want to tell you too, Naruto." Anko said with a blush.

"What is it?"

"I... I, um... I'm always here for you. Uh, if you want to talk. Or do a little y'know, 'extra credit.'"

Wow! She's like, the coolest teacher ever! "Hehe. Thanks, Anko."

"Ah, that reminds me... you can call me Anko when it's just us, but when class is in session, you gotta call me Anko-sensei or sensei, alright?"

"Well, sure, but earlier..."

"That was another example of sex etiquette. In that moment, we were lovers, so it was okay." Anko explained.

"Oh, right. That makes sense."

"Oh! Before I forget... Here." Anko tossed Naruto the bottle of lube she'd used on him.

"What's this for, Anko?"

"In case you need to a little uh, 'self-service' if you know what I mean." Anko winked at him.

"R-right. Thanks, sensei." Naruto blushed.

She tousled his hair playfully. "Anyway, you'd better get home, kid. Your parents are probably wondering where you're at."

The blonde's face fell. "I, um... I don't have any. I live alone."

"I-I'm so sorry, Naruto."

"Hey, how could you know?" He grinned cheerfully.

How could I not? I must the be only one in the village who didn't... Anko silently cursed herself.

It occurred to her that all she really knew about Naruto was that he had a big mouth, a big ego, and a big penis.

Not that she found these traits undesirable, but she was eager to know more.

"Say... you doin' anything for lunch?"


The next day...


Anko, ashamed of her ignorance of Naruto, had made sure to do her homework this time. Granted it took a small 'favor' or two for Ebisu to get her hands on the homework, but that was a small price to pay.

Of the seven girls who assaulted Naruto, four had apparently been married off to some rich lord somewhere.

The only ones who remained in the village were Ino Yamanaka, Choko Aruheito and Sakura Haruno.

They were also the only students who remained in the classroom, as well as the school. Anko had the rest of the girls take the day off.

Currently, Anko had the blonde, the brunette, and the pinkette bent over her desk, naked, and bound by Anko's pet snakes.

Vanilla... Anko suddenly gave Ino a smack on the butt.

Chocolate... Then did the same to Choko.

Strawberry... Finally, she slapped Sakura, the rival to her affections, on her unusually voluptuous ass.

Anko licked her fingers. Mmm... sweeter than ice cream...

"Okay, girls, now that I have your full attention, I'd like to talk about how we listen..."

Sakura, Ino, and Choko were completely at Anko Mitarashi's mercy, which was unfortunate for she wasn't in a very merciful mood.

Alas, the trio's fortunes were about to get even worse as Ino, being Ino had yet to learn her place.

"Y-you won't get away this! When I tell my dad about this, you're dead meat, old lady!"

For God's sake, Ino! Shut your mouth! Sakura silently pleaded.

Anko bent down to smell the blonde's hair.

First she smacks my butt, now this!? "G-get the fuck off m-!"

Ino froze in terror as she felt the older woman's tongue across the side of her face.

"Mmm... Blonde hair, blue eyes, a big mouth, and a cute butt..." Anko giggled as she moved back to lick Ino's lower cheek.

Ino gasped as she felt the older woman's warm, wet tongue on her bare butt. She just- she's gonna- Oh, God... Ino shut her eyes tight and whimpered.

"You and Naruto have a lot in common. Hm... I wonder if you moan like him?" The jonin teased.

Oh, please no... "Did- did you do... this... to Naruto!?" Sakura asked in horror.

The jonin let out a sinister chuckle.

"Discipline is for shitty little bitches who beat the shit out of their so-called friends, not sweethearts like Naruto." Anko stated matter-of-factly.

Seriously, what does he see in this girl? What the fuck does she have that I don't? Other than that big-ass forehead... The jonin shook her head in shame. Larger-than-average forehead or no, Sakura was certainly an attractive young woman. It was her personality that was the problem.

Truth be told, Anko wouldn't have minded sharing Naruto with a woman(or man) she felt was worthy. But Sakura had a long way to go before she became worthy in her sensei's eyes.

I see. So Sensei's avenging the man she loves... Choko thought. The brunette had suspected Anko-sensei's reasons since she brought up Naruto. However, it was a revelation to the other girls.

"Great, perfect! Thanks, Sakura! I've always wanted to be some crazy snake lady's bitch! God! Would it have killed you to keep your pms under control for five fucking seconds!?" Ino yelled at her former friend.

"Oh, fuck you, Ino! Like you never hit him! Why the fuck do you think you're here!?" Sakura fired back.

"Because you never fucking stopped! If you had stopped acting like a crazy fucking bitch, he wouldn't have told this crazy fucking bitch, and I wouldn't be losing my FUCKING VIRGINITY TO HER AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF TWELVE!"

"QUIET!" Anko screamed as she gave both girls' asses a hard slap.

"Ow!" They cried in unison.

"You two clearly need to work some shit out." Anko had the snakes deliver a paralyzing bite to the two girls and release them.

Now she would bond them anew... With a lot of rope and a little patience, she soon had the girls in a proper sixty-nine position.

Hot, flushed faces forced to meet private places.

"The paralysis will wear off in about a minute. Now, here's the deal: after you've made each other cum, and promised to never hurt my- my student ever again, you're free to go."

It occurred to Anko she hadn't been giving Choko much attention. Poor girl must be feeling left out... The older woman thought with a sadistic grin.

"As for you, sweetie... Hm, how 'bout I take care of you?" Anko reached down and slipped her middle finger inside Choko's warm cavern, finding her expectedly tight yet surprisingly wet.

"Yes... Please... Make me yours, sensei..." Choko whined.

Whoa! Didn't see that one comin'. Hm... This is a bit of a fix.

On one hand, this was supposed to be a punishment. On the other, giving someone blue balls, or 'blue ovaries' in this case, was a violation of everything Anko Mitarashi believed, both as a woman and a sex ed teacher.

Besides, she had a weakness for perverts. She was one herself, after all.

Anko sighed, pulled her finger out of the twelve year-old's pussy and sucked it clean. "Tell me, Choko... Are you sorry for what you did to Naruto?"

"Yes, sensei! I feel awful about it. I... I have for a while now."

The brunette sounded sincere, but in Anko's opinion actions spoke louder than words.

"Are you willing to atone for your sin?"

"Of course! I'll do anything."

Anko smiled and called her snakes off the brunette.

"Your mission will be to find Naruto and suck his dick. Oh, and don't forget to kiss him first. When you get back, we can do whatever you want. Any questions?"

"Um, can I put my clothes on now?" Choko knew the answer was 'no.' It was why she asked.

"Nope, and no genjutsu, either. If you don't want 'trouble', you'd better keep your cute little ass outta sight." Anko gave the young girl a light smack on her tight butt.

The smack and the harshness of her sensei's words made the young girl shiver in delight. She did as she was told and left to hunt down Naruto.


A short while later...


Naruto, taking advantage of his day off, was sleeping in, and having quite the erotic dream.

"Sakura..."

His teammate's pink head bobbed up and down as she worked her magic.

My first blowjob... I'm in Heaven...

Naruto laid his head back and sighed in contentment. The slippery sensation, the warmth of her mouth, and the feel of her tongue flicking and rubbing his rock-hard member was indescribable.

Suddenly, the blonde felt the pinkette take him all the way.

Whoa! I didn't know she could- Naruto looked down in surprise. Huh? Anko-sensei!? Now it was his teacher who was giving him head. She batted her eyelashes at him, moaned as though she were eating something delicious, and began to pleasure him more vigorously.

I'm... I'm getting close again... The twelve year-old felt a familiar heat in his loins as he watched and felt his sensei go down on him.

"Anko..." Naruto muttered as he eyes slowly fluttered open.

Oh... God, that feels so good!

The genin, still feeling the warm, slippery sensation on his member, realized that he was being sucked off for real. He looked down and saw someone's head bobbing up and down under the covers.

Anko! I'm... I'm getting close- He wanted to look into his sensei's eyes as he came. He threw his blanket off only to find-

KONOHAMARU!?

-that it wasn't his teacher, nor his teammate, but rather his eight year-old sidekick who was performing the spectacular feat of oral sex on him.

Konohamaru blinked at him and continued to work his magic, bobbing up and down as he used his tongue to play with Naruto's hard cock.

Konohamaru...

Suddenly, the younger boy began to jerk the blonde's slicked shaft as he picked up the pace.

"A-ah..." The blonde winced as he felt a familiar surge of pleasure.

Fuck!

Naruto's hips bucked and he came three times, releasing a huge amount of semen in the eight year-old's mouth.

The brown-haired boy made a loud slurp as he removed his mouth from Naruto's penis. It took him a second to swallow the older boy's impressive load.

*glp*

"Ah! Mornin', boss! Did I do a good job?" Konohamaru flashed Naruto his usual cheerful smile.


Notes: If any homophobes have something to say about the yaoi, know that it's never a bad time to keep your opinions to yourself.


P.S. Choko Aruheito is the identity I created for the unnamed brown-haired girl who stands next to Sakura in episode 3 of the original series. The one in the green outfit.