'wOW, So ProgReSSIvE.'

Konohamaru sat alone on one of the swings in the park.

The honorable grandson had never given it much thought until a couple days ago, but his boss had lived a rough life.

More than anything, he just wanted to make his boss happy and had been researching ways to do that.

A chance encounter with Anko Mitarashi led to him asking her advice on the matter, which led to him trying what he learned from her on Naruto, which led to possibly the most awkward moment in Konoha history.

I don't get it... what did I do wrong?

"Somethin' buggin' you, little man?" His advisor suddenly appeared in the swing next to him.

"Sis!" If anyone could help Konohamaru with his problem, it'd be Anko.

Naruto, meanwhile, had decided to take a walk and a ramen breakfast to clear his head. He eyed some of the shops as he made his way through the streets of Konoha.

Suddenly, the orange-clad blonde was ambushed by a naked brown-haired girl who pulled him into a nearby alley. She was pretty strong for a girl her size.

"What the-

The girl cut Naruto off with a kiss. Though a bit shocked by this girl's assertiveness, he decided to go along with it, reaching around the girl to to slap her bare butt as Anko had done to him.

Ever since the demonstration with Anko-sensei, it was like a fire had been lit inside him and the morning's 'encounter' with Konohamaru had done little to douse it.

Konohamaru... he looked so sad. I really gotta talk to him later... The blonde thought as the young girl pressed her body up against him and started kissing his neck.

"Mmm, you taste good. Hee hee!"

"Thanks! Um..." The genin realized he had no idea who this girl was.

"Choko. Choko Aruheito. We went to the same class, remember?"

"Um... yeah! Now I do!" he lied.

"I'm glad you remember me! Anyway, Anko-sensei wanted to me to have a little uh, private chat with you."

Oh, that makes sense... "So, what happens now?" Naruto asked.

Choko smiled seductively at him. "You just relax and let me do the work."

The brunette crouched down and pulled down his pants, finding to her surprise he wasn't wearing underwear and to her delight, he was impressively well-endowed.

He puts most guys I've messed with to shame... she thought as she took him in her mouth.

Naruto was conflicted. It felt really good, but he couldn't help but think the blow job from Konohamaru felt better.

I know I liked how it felt, so does that mean I like guys after all? Even though I thought I was with a girl when he got started? I know I didn't like kissing Sasuke, but why would I? That guy's a dick. But Konohamaru... Thought I liked him as a friend, but now... Would I like kissing Konohamaru? Naruto wondered.

The blonde shook his head and try to push these thoughts out of mind.

Choko removed her mouth and started to rub his shaft and lower head with her hands. "Wanna talk about it?" She asked, looking up at him.

Hey, she's pretty sharp! Maybe she could give me some advice... Naruto wondered.

Naruto took a breath and explained the morning's incident and how confused it had made him, but left his buddy's name out of it.

"Do you think you could be bi?"

Anko had asked Naruto that same question while teaching him some key terminology over yesterday's lunch.

"I'm not really sure. Maybe."

"CHOKOOO!" A man's voice boomed through the alleyway, giving the two young lovers quite a fright.

"Fuck, it's my dad! Sorry, but I gotta go, Naruto! I promise I'll make it up to you later!" Choko kissed him on the cheek and jumped up to the rooftops.

The blonde sighed and pulled his pants back up.

"You! Did you touch my Choko!?" The man's voice rang out behind him. It appeared Naruto had been found.

Damn, that guy's quick! I'll just have to be quicker!

The genin summoned his clones to ward the older man off and ran out of there like a bat out of hell.

He ran as fast as his legs could carry him, not taking a second to catch his breath or look back. He kept up the pace until he was sure he'd left Choko's father in the dust.

The genin snuck a glance behind him. He didn't see any older men with murder in their eyes. It seemed he was in the clear.

Naruto let out a sigh of relief and leaned against a nearby wall to catch his breath.

"I'm safe."

Naruto, feeling the sensation down below, looked down and confirmed he was indeed still rock-hard.

Damn! I can't go to Ramen Ichiraku like this! I gotta get rid of it somehow. Ugh... Why couldn't that girl's stupid dad have found us a little later?

Naruto lightly chewed on his thumbnail. He supposed his hand would suffice, but he craved more than that. Much like a good bowl of ramen compared to that instant crap, how could he be satisfied with his own hand after knowing his sensei's expert touch?

"Anko-sensei..."

The recent memory of his sensei giving him first handjob made him burn inside.

If Anko-sensei were here, I'm sure she'd help me out... She has such a great body! -and that voice is so damn sexy! She's experienced, too! I'll bet she sucks it like a pro!

Konohamaru seemed pretty experienced himself...

The image of Naruto's little buddy working his shaft popped into his head, and somewhat to his surprise, only made him hotter.

"Konohamaru..."

He really was good. Maybe I should've... I don't know, let him stay for a while...

If he were here right now, Naruto wasn't sure he'd say no to his friend blowing him again. In fact, he was almost certain he'd say yes.

But Konohamaru's my friend. I don't want things to be weird between us. Well, it's probably a little late for that, it's just... I don't even known if I like guys, for one thing!

"Jeez! How can it be so hard to know something about yourself!?" Naruto exclaimed in frustration. "Gah! Damn it! I don't care who it is, I just want to do stuff with somebody! Hm, maybe I could sneak into the red light district or- Hey, wait a minute!"

The genin grinned as he remembered he had a steady supply of warm bodies at his beck and call.

This'll be just what the doctor ordered! -and who knows? It might even clear things up for me!

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto summoned one of his clones, took his hand and ran with him to a nice private spot near the ramen joint.

Little did Naruto know, he had caught the eye of a certain shy, purple-haired, pale lavender-eyed secret admirer.

Naruto?

Hinata Hyuuga, curious as to what her crush was up to, decided to carefully follow him into his hiding place. Anko and Konohamaru weren't far behind. Anko had figured she'd find him if she went by Ramen Ichikaru. It was his favorite restaurant, after all.

Back in the secluded spot, Naruto was breathing heavy. His clone was backed up against the wall, staring into his eyes.

Alright... it all starts with a kiss. Proper etiquette. That's what Anko-sensei taught me.

Naruto closed the distance between him and his clone and kissed him right on the mouth. The clone's eyes widened in surprise as the original slowly closed his.

Hm, this isn't so bad... actually this isn't bad at all.

The genin proceeded to insert his tongue in his double's mouth. Clone Naruto, in turn, let his eyes slowly flutter shut as he ran his fingers through his twin's hair.

"Mmm..."

Somewhat to the genin's surprise, he wasn't thinking of Sakura, Anko-sensei, or Choko, but Konohamaru.

Konohamaru... I'm sorry, buddy. When I see you again, we can spend the whole day at my place.

Naruto once more pictured Konohamaru working on his cock, consciously this time. At this point, he was about 99% sure he was bi.

The blonde, lost in a haze of lust was unaware he and his clone lover were being watched.

Hinata, with a face red as a tomato, stared at the two Narutos, unable to take her eyes off them.

Suddenly, the original Naruto, or so she assumed, twirled his double around and yanked his pants down to his ankles.

"Hey! I really do have a cute ass." Naruto crouched down slightly to admire his copy's bare butt before giving it a firm slap.

This caused the violet-haired girl to promptly faint. Thankfully, Anko, who had just arrived on the scene, was there to catch her. Taking her jacket off, she gently laid Hinata on the ground, using the jacket as a pillow.

So, he likes boys after all... and he knows the Shadow Clone Jutsu. Naruto, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.

"What do we do now, sis?" Konohamaru asked the older woman.

"For now, let's just enjoy the show." she replied.

Notes:

So I thought it'd make sense for Naruto be a little unsure of his feelings at first.

To link99xz: First of all, one can never have too much gay shit. If my life has one meaning, dat's da meaning.

Second, I don't believe in disclaimers.

And third, if my stories make homophobes like yourself uncomfortable, that's a reason to celebrate as far as I'm concerned.

In short, you're barking up the wrong tree.