Shrek was enjoying a casual day in his home within his quaint swamp when suddenly he heard a loud fart that wasn't from him; he got outside and saw a particular witch named Ashley ripping ass and he didn't like that.
"Hey you!" Shrek angrily snapped upon shaking his green head at the flatulent spell caster. "What are ya doing in my swamp!?"
"Oh this dump is your home?" Taunted Ashley for she bent over and farted a dark purple cloud that transformed the area into Diamond City with her stomach growling. "...Well it's not a surprise I got transported here; I'm so hungry I could eat the dirt..."