Sonic couldn't believe that Little Mac and Kirby were on a date. Did Little Mac even know it was Kirby?! Whatever the case, Sonic could not stop staring at the pinkette. Did she make the food? He noticed that she changed back to her original human form. This means she still has a bit of her powers. Wait, does this mean she can still suck her enemies? He shuddered at the thought. With her new current form, it would look even more traumatizing than it did before.

Samus started to feel unsafe. She couldn't help but hold back her tears, as she watched her boyfriend stare at another woman. What's worse is that this cutie is Kirby! Seriously? How can Kirby be hotter than her? That's impossible! Her new form looked nothing like her puffball form. What exactly did Paluntena do to her and why? Is Kirby now trying to steal every guy she can get? What a whore! Samus was done with this whole date. She stood up and began walking away.

Sonic grabbed a hold on Samus's arm. "Hey where are you going?" he asked. "It's obvious that you just want to stare at another woman, so I'm leaving," Samus could feel her tears running. "What! No, I'm sorry, I'm just shocked that the two are dating. I just… I'm worried that Little Mac might try to take advantage of her. It's Kirby after all," he explained. "I just… It's obvious that you want her instead of me," she continued to argue. "No, that's true! I mean come on, it's Kirby! Are you seriously getting jealous of Kirby?" He raised a brow at her.

"Yes! She's hot now!"

"Well, I think you're hotter."

"Then why do you keep staring at her?"

"It's more of a shock factor."

"..."

"Now c'mon, let's sit back down and enjoy our food."

She sniffled. "O-okay."

The hedgehog pulled Samus's seat back for her. He retreated back to his. He had to admit, Kirby is hotter than Samus as of right now, but he knew that Kirby's form is temporary. Paluntena was sure to come back any time and change her back to her puffball form. Samus is permanent, and he liked her a lot. She was tough, beautiful, a born leader, and kinky with that whip. He needed to focus on his current girlfriend. He needed to stop being a player like how he used to. See he wants to think this, but… he took a quick glance at Kirby again. Damn, she's hot! No, he needed to focus. His player days are over. He didn't want to break another heart. Not again.

….

Kirby got full again! Why does this keep happening! It's so annoying. Her stomach hurt, but luckily Little Mac was there to help her up and back to her room. He blushed and gave her a sincere hug.

"I had a lot of fun tonight," he said.

"I did too! I'm happy that you liked my food."

"I didn't expect you to be cooking for me, but this just means you're going to make one hell of a wife."

"Haha thanks~"

"A-anyway, I want to do this again sometime. Would you be down?"

"Are you kidding me! Of course I want to do this again!"

Little Mac couldn't help but feel all giddy inside. This date was a success! Game match! This girl is definitely the one for him. He pictured them together getting married in a boxing ring. To think, if he didn't decide to practice that day, he would've never met this amazing dame. He said his goodbyes to his new girlfriend and headed back to his room. He dreamt of him and his girlfriend living in a place together near the smash mansion. The two just being happy watching movies together, going on late night runs, and drinking late night wine before bed.

….

Kirby sat on her star cushion in front of her coffee table. She turned on the tv and sipped on some tea. Instead of just gulping it down like she used to, she took her time appreciating its taste. She heard a knock on her door. She opened it to see Link. She happily let him in.

"Hey uh, Kirby, I brought some books over," he plopped the books on top of the coffee table.

"That's awesome! What's it about?"

"Well, honestly it's about social stuff. Mind and body, social interactions, meditation, emotions, and relationships," He blushed at the last part.

"Wow, did you want to teach me about this stuff?"

"Yes, well actually… I wanted us both to learn. I wanted us to read these books together. Get together at least a couple times a week."

"I would be honored."

"R-really?"

"I want to learn more about everything! I think this would be a good start."

Link's eyes sparkled as the two of them began reading the books together. Link taught Kirby how to read. They began taking turns reading chapters of the books he brought. This was going to be their new thing, and he absolutely loved it. He hasn't felt this happy since he first got with Zelda. Even then, he felt forced to be with her because they are the main couple protagonists in their game. It felt like a script was written for them to be together already. It didn't feel natural. He loved Zelda, but was it because he was written that way? He needed to expand his horizons. Kirby was also in the same boat. Was she just some monster that consumed everything? Was she just some simple creature who could never understand romance? He didn't think so. With her new form and new intelligence, she was much more than that. He needed to guide her to be her own person, and he needed her help as well. Together the two will figure out if they were meant to be, or if they were perfect just being friends. There's no rush and that was the best part. Everything felt organic.

The two read until they could not read any more. They ended up sleeping on the floor together, still sitting up. Kirby rested her whole weight on Link's shoulder. He didn't even notice; his eyes were getting too heavy and… blank. Everything went blank.

Link dreamed about life with Kirby. He dreamed what it would be like to have someone he actually loved. He didn't know he loved Zelda. He knew he cared about her, but the relationship felt like a lie. He still hasn't broken up with her. He needed to find the right moment to tell her. He wasn't ready to see the fountain of tears she was going to shed.

The next morning, Link woke up to see Kirby sleeping on his chest. He ended up lying on the floor, and she followed. He needed to use the bathroom, but he didn't want to wake her up. Besides, he liked it. A cute girl laying on him? He wasn't going to ruin this moment. His heart started to race. God she's so pretty.

Minutes go by, and Kirby finally wakes up. She noticed that she was on top of Link. He couldn't control the blush creeping up on his cheeks. Her face also started to feel hotter. She quickly apologized and got off of him. He gave her a simple chuckle and headed to the bathroom.

How embarrassing Kirby thought. She shouldn't have been on top of him. She didn't even remember falling asleep on him. They were reading and then everything went blank. She was having so much fun she didn't even realize she was sleepy. If only she was more aware, this embarrassment wouldn't have happened. Zelda, who now she understood is his girlfriend. Kirby knows that Link is off limits no matter what. She can't be doing anything touchy with him. She did though. She started to feel guilty.

Link entered the living room once more. He noticed Kirby seemed uncomfortable. He walked over to her and patted her head. "Hey are you doing ok?" he asked. "N-no don't touch me. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been on you. I-I know that you and Zelda are more now. T-thanks to that book. I just want to say I'm sorry," she slapped his hand away. Link felt disappointed. What Kirby said is true, he is still dating Zelda. He hasn't told Kirby his plan with Zelda yet.

"Kirby I-

"I'm sorry, Link. Um, anyway you should probably head to her."

"I'm going to break up with Zelda."

"W-what!"
"I just… I don't feel anything for her."

"But you two are-

"Kirby I… I meant what I said the other day."

"L-Link!"
"However, I want to take this slow. I just want to let you know that you don't have to worry about Zelda."

"Zelda has always been yours…"

"I know, but… our love is fake, Kirby."

"I don't understand."

"It's complicated. I don't hate your touch. In fact, I really like it. I'll let you know if I ever feel uncomfortable, so don't worry about how you should be around me."

"Link, I…"

"Hey it's ok. I don't need an answer about how you feel about me. I want us to take our time."

"O-okay…"

"Anyway, I need to talk to Zelda. See you tomorrow night for our reading session."

"See you t-tomorrow."

Link had left the room. Kirby felt awful. Was it her fault that he's going to break up with Zelda? They had always been together, but truth to be told, she noticed that whenever Link was with her, he would smile and talk more. He didn't talk much before whenever Zelda was around. Could it be true? Does Link actually like her more than a friend? Wow, this is her first time feeling excited or weird about someone. He liked her! She didn't know what to think about it. He's the only guy to ever like her more than a friend. She couldn't help but feel happy. Someone actually likes her! He is pretty cute… She started to feel all giddy, but it was short lived. Wait… but did she like him back? This is all too confusing. She never cared about romance before. Is this what it feels like to have a crush? It's uncomfortable. No, she shouldn't be focusing on romance. She should be focusing on the tournament next week. With that, she put on her athletic outfit and headed towards the boxing hall.

….

Simon had been thinking about that day that the pink girl cheered him on. Her leadership and cooking skills were immaculate. After work, he trained with Ritcher. He told Ritcher all about this new girl. This girl who claimed she was Kirby. Is it a common name, or the same being? He had no idea. The puffball is a mystery. For all he knew, that dude could do anything, so turning into a girl wouldn't be the weirdest thing.

"Bro, this pink girl totally took control of the kitchen last night. It was hot," Simon spoke.

"Pink girl?"

"Yeah, a girl with pink fluffy straight hair. She kind of looks like Peach, but like waaaay hotter."

"Oh god… Was her name Kirby?"

"Y-yeah, weird right? Must be a common name."

"No dude, that's Kirby. Ya know, the puffball."
"SO IT IS HER!"

"Yeah, so remember when I went to Villager's party? Yeah shit went crazy."

"Who turned him into a girl?!"
"Paluntena."

"The hot green bitch?"
"The hot green bitch."

"You didn't tell me there would be hot chicks there."

"She wasn't invited! She just popped up and turned Kirby into a chick."

"Well I'm glad she did because, Kirby is hot as fuck."

"Dude I know! I would totally bang her. I don't even care that it's Kirby."

"Honestly Ritcher, she's not just some hot chick."

"What're you talking about?"

"She's so much more. She's actually really sweet. She helped me gain my confidence last night."

"You slept with her?!"

"What! No! She cheered me on. I almost walked out last night."

"Oh thank god, because if you hit that before I did-

"Dude shut up! All you care about is getting laid. She's not just some throw away girl. I'm tellin' ya, she's special."

"Dude, I ain't lookin' for a relationship. I just wanna smash if ya know what I mean."

"Well stay away from her then. She deserves more than that."

"Fuck off, dude. If Kirby wants the dick, she gettin' the dick."

"So you're gonna try to woo her?"

"Hell yeah, dude."

"Fuck you! You know she's innocent! Don't be creepy."

"Says you! I bet you wanna fuck too!"

"..."
"See you're a dog too. You're just upset because I'm gonna get to her first."

Simon couldn't contain his anger. He didn't like that Ritcher was talking about Kirby like she was just some whore. Honestly, he hated how he talked about women in general. Ritcher is so inconsiderate and gross. Simon regretted those days, when the two would just bad mouth women. Fuck this guy! He's a piece of shit and Ritcher is gonna pay.

Simon punched Ritcher straight in the face. Ritcher staggered back and wiped the blood off of his nose. All Ritcher could see was red. Ritcher tackled Simon onto the ground and the two started beating the shit out of each other. Luckily Sonic heard the ruckus and broke the two up.

"Guys what the fuck!" Sonic pushed the two away.

"Ritcher is a degenerate!" Simon yelled.

"Simon is just jealous because I'm trying to a bitch he can't get," Ritcher teased.

"Guys stop! Knock it off!"

"He thinks Kirby is some skank!" Simon argued.

"Wait, Kirby? This is about Kirby?" Sonic raised a brow.

"Yeah, so what?" Ritcher stuck his tongue out.

"Jesus, is Kirby just making all of us go nuts?" Sonic shook his head.

"What, you have a crush on Kirby too?" Ritcher sneered.

"I mean, she's hot but-

"See he would bang her too!" Ritcher pointed at Simon.

"Fuck off!" Simon pulled out the finger.

"Ok, guys calm down. She already has a boyfriend," Sonic said.

"WHAT!" The two boys yelled in unison.

"Yeah it's Little Mac. Crazy, huh?"

"I mean that's not stopping me," Ritcher admitted.

"Damn, I really wanted her…" Simon stared at the floor.

"Are we done fighting guys?" Sonic eyed the two.

They nodded in unison.

"Good, I'm out," Sonic left the room.

Jesus christ what is going on? Sonic thought. Is everyone obsessed with the pinkette? I mean, yeah she's hot, but damn. Also Sonic couldn't help but be a little jealous that Little Mac was able to score such a hottie. He couldn't believe he thought this, but Kirby is hotter than Samus ever wishes she could be. It almost made him want to break his promise with himself and just go after Kirby instead. Ritcher had a point, he would totally go after her if he were single, but he's not. He's got Samus!

Sonic continued to take a stroll around the mansion. He ended up in the garden park area. That's when he heard it. The devious plan that the mario brothers were spouting. He hid inside a bush closest to the brothers.

"M-Mario… I don't-a want to hurt, Kirby," Luigi griped.

"It wouldn't be us."

"I don't-a want to be a part of this."

"You have to. Otherwise I'll let out both-a our secrets."

"But why?"

"If a Kirby says something, we're a done."

"So what-a should we do?"

"No one knows it's-a Kirby yet, so we should tell the guards-a that she's an imposta."

"But she's not-

"The guards would never-a guess it's actually Kirby."

"Kirby is my friend."

"A friend you cheated on a Daisy with. What if you do it again-a?"

"..."

"Face it, Luigi. She's too hot to resist-a."

"Okay, let's tell the smash guards to kick-a her out."

Sonic couldn't believe his ears. He knew Mario was a scumbag, but Luigi? WAIT LUIGI SLEPT WITH KIRBY?! Kirby actually let him do that? Sonic's heart sank. Wow, what a douchebag. He thought Luigi was better than this. Did this mean that Mario also used Kirby's body? This is just horrible! From what he gathered, Kirby just went with the flow. She probably didn't want to, but felt like she needed to. She's such a people pleaser… These fucking assholes! Now they're planning on throwing her away like trash! No, this is no good!

Sonic hopped out of the bush and landed in between the plumbers. He gave them both a nasty glare. The two brothers stared at him in shock, but their faces too turned dark.

"I know what you guys are planning. Running Kirby's life just because the two of you fucked up. How toxic of you," Sonic spat.

"Back down if you-a know what's good for you, Sonic," Mario growled.

"Looks like I found the true villains in this mansion. I'm not gonna let you do this," Sonic warned.

Luigi was panicking. Sonic caught onto them. Sonic is going to beat them up and tell everyone their secret. They're done for! He looked at his brother, and Mario was… smiling? Mario is a cautious man. He had a plan if something like this was going to happen. He was holding something behind his back.

Sonic reeled his arm back to land a nasty punch on Mario, but Mario was prepared. He threw a pokeball right at Sonic's face. "Hey! Fight me like a man!" Sonic barked. "Nah, I'll do that in the tournament. If you could-a make it of course," Mario smirked. What? What does he mean by that? He looked down to see...

"Bellosum" The Pokemon chirped.

A-a Bellosum?! The pokemon released its powder causing Sonic to sneeze. His vision went blurry and his knees wobbled. "O-oh, sleepy.." With that, he fell on the floor. His last vision was Mario standing over him giving him a sinister smile and then everything went dark.