Four more days until the Christmas Grand Smash Tournament. The practice halls were filled with smashers. Everyone wanted to win. This is one of the biggest tournaments! Little Mac made sure to reserve a hall for him and Kirby. The two have been training for hours. It got dark that it was their que to stop training. The two started to hang out! They went to the smash mall and window shopped. He kept trying to buy her stuff, but it wasn't food, so she didn't care that much. Although… she pointed at a clothing store. More clothes wouldn't hurt.

Kirby tried on quite a bit of outfits. She mainly picked the tom boy look, but there were some girly outfits she liked. She bought herself a new hat with the smash logo on it, more simple tank tops, simple shorts, denim shorts, and sweaters. It is winter after all. Her favorite sweater was a pink and yellow striped sweater. She absolutely rocked it! Little Mac kept trying to pay, but she wouldn't let him. She can handle these human purchases herself.

Hanging out with Little Mac started becoming a routine. It was wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast with Little Mac, then train, then walk around wherever, then goodbye's, then Link could come over and they would read. Link usually spends the night after their reading sessions. The two have become her closest friends. She used to do her own thing, but having these two around has made life better. Honestly the three of them should hang out. Wait! Yes, the three of them should hang out!

….

Sonic's head hurt. He slowly got up. His eyes took a moment to adjust to the lighting. He looked around his surroundings, and noticed he was in a dark room, with a single dim light. He felt his arms heavy, and realized that his arms were chained. What is this place? The last thing he remembered was…

"Bellosum!"

Shit! That's right! Mario threw a fucking pokeball at his face. That fucking dickbag! He tried to reach for the door, but his arms couldn't reach due to the chains. There wasn't even a fucking bed. The room was empty with just him and his thoughts. What time is it? God dammit there was no clock either. Sonic began screaming as loud as he could.

"HELP! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME!"

Sonic continued to scream over and over and over again. He screamed until his throat went sore. This isn't good! He tried running, but despite his speed, he couldn't break the chains. These aren't normal chains at all. It's almost like they were magical or some shit.

After what felt like hours, Sonic heard footsteps. The door swung open and it was Mario. Sonic glared at him. What is this psychopath up to? What's he going to do with him?

"Mario what the fuck!" Sonic screamed.

"Why hello, Sonic."

"Mario, let me go."

"Oh, I'm not going to do that."
"Dude, this is actually psychotic."

"You think?"

"MARIO LET ME FUCKING GO!"
"I'm a sorry Sonic. I can't do that. You know our secret."

"I… fuck you! You're an awful fucking person! This is illegal. They'll know that I'm missing. You'll get caught. You'll get kicked out and your fans will hate you! You'll lose everything."

"How can they know you're missing, when you're happily hanging out with Samus right now?" Mario had a nasty smirk on his face.

"W-what! MARIO WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"Let's just-a say that you're not missing."

"MARIO! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"

"Don't-a worry, Sonic. I'll make sure you won't die."

"Mario, please. You're still a person, there's no way you're ok with this. Have some empathy."

Mario took out a can of wet cat food and chucked it at the hedgehog's face. He let out a hardy laugh and slammed the door. Sonic had some hope that maybe his friends would realize he's missing, but… Mario seemed too confident. Who replaced him?

….

Pit was sippin on some pina coladas with Snake at the smash beach. The two were having some quality bro time, when they spotted Sonic and Samus together. Watching the two love birds spend quality time together made Pit feel a bit jealous.

"Man, how come a hedgehog got more game than I do!" Pit complained.

"Maybe because you're an illiterate vulture who eats off the floor," Snake commented.

"Oh come on, wasting food is bad!"

"Ok, but that's just plain gross."

"Ya know, I feel like the only girl who would accept me is Kirby. I mean she used to eat floor ice cream together a lot during the summer time."

"Kirby? He's a boy isn't he?"

"You don't know?"

"Know what?"

"Man, we haven't had quality bro time in a while. Kirby was turned into a girl last week. My lady did it to her for some reason. I tried to convince her to turn him back, but she thought that Kirby needed to be taught a lesson for eating divine leftovers."

"SHE WHAT!"

"I know right! I'm her angel and even I think it's ridiculous. I mean, she turned me into a ring for not saving her quick enough."

"YOO WHAT! WHY ARE GIRLS PSYCHOTIC!"
"Dude, sexist."

"Listen, Paluntena turned Kirby into a girl because she was petty about leftovers. Daisy told Luigi that his dick looked like a squashed goomba during sex. I don't wanna hear it."

"Daisy said what now!"
"Bitches do be crazy, Pit. Stay away from them. They're fun to talk to, but to date, holy shit you're in for a ride."

"Well I dunno if you've seen the new Kirby, but… She's really cute."

"Oh I've seen her. I'm staying the hell away from that. It's Kirby! Why is she hot? It's fucking cursed."

"I mean, saying Kirby is hot in general sounds cursed."

"Exactly. All the guys are going for her. I'd stay away, Pit. You don't want to get tangled in that mess."

"I know but…"

Pit looked back at Sonic and Samus. The two were sitting on a beach chair, eating ice cream. Pit thought about him and Kirby eating floor ice cream together. It's a nice thought, but Snake is right. He probably should stay away from relationships. He doesn't know a thing about them. Girls never seemed interested in him anyway. He sighed. Sonic is so lucky right now. He has a pretty girlfriend, and he's carefree. Pit on the other hand had duties to serve. His job was nothing but listening to his goddess. He wished that sometimes he could just run around and do his own thing like Sonic.

Well, now that Paluntena is on vacation, it wouldn't hurt to slack off from his angel duties. His angel duties were usually a lot. Honestly it was mainly just doing Paluntena's chores. Her dishes, her laundry, polishing weapons, fusing weapons, giving her massages, etc. He was her personal servant. She never let him be around girls, he had to be around her and do whatever she asks. He didn't mind. She's his goddess, but he did wish he could take a break at times. Well, now's the time. He decided he's going to talk to Sonic and ask him for advice about women.

Pit didn't like that Snake gave him good advice. He wanted something risky. Who's more risky than Sonic himself? Pit told Snake that he wanted to say hi to Sonic and that he would come back. Pit walked over to the blue blur and the bounty huntress.

"Hey guys," Pit greeted.

"Oh hey, Pit," Sonic returned the greeting.

"Hi, Pit," Samus joined.

"So uh, I've been wanting some advice," Pit said shyly.

"Is it about girls?" Samus chuckled.

"Y-yeah…" Pit trailed off.

"Just be yourself, bro," Sonic yawned.

"But look at me! I'm a dork!" Pit gestured to his body.

"A buff dork. Chicks dig that," Sonic reassured.

"Yeah honestly, Pit. You're alright," Samus chirped.

"Would you date me?" Pit put his hands on his hips.

"Touche," Samus averted her eyes.

"Ugh, what am I doing wrong," Pit sighed in frustration.

"I mean you do eat food from the floor," Sonic laughed.

"I do. See, being myself is the wrong option!" Pit whined.

"You need to be classy. Also you don't do hygiene well. Washing your clothes in a hot spring is not laundry," Samus explained.

"UGH FIIINE, I'll take showers and wash my clothes," Pit threw his hands in the air.

"Oh also-

"There's more?!" Pit slumped.

"Yeah, I suggest you start taking notes," Samus warned.

….

Kirby was on her way to Link's room this time. She wanted to see what his room would be like; change things up a bit. She passed the hall with the broken wall lights. The hands seriously needed to hire someone to fix that. She was quietly humming to herself, but she felt a presence. Someone is following her. Someone is hiding where the broken lights were. She turned around and stared at the dark hallway. A purple arrow went flying towards her, but her reflexes caught it. She turned around and punched the arrow causing it to shatter. She's gotten stronger. She stared at her own hands in shock. She really just punched an arrow.

"Not bad, for a trespasser," A voice was heard from the shadows. Kirby looked around to see who it was, but the person was in the dark. She grew nervous. Is someone trying to hunt her? She punched the arrow, but she wasn't confident fighting someone. She's weak compared to her old form. The adrenaline in her body started to creep up. Goosebumps formed in her arms and legs. This is how humans fear? This is terrible! If only she was in her old form right now…

"Who are you?" Kirby asked.

"The real question is, who are you?"

"Would you believe me if I said I'm Kirby?"

"Kirby, huh. Nah, I ain't fallin' for that. Who are you, really?"

"Show yourself!"

Kirby saw a figure from the dark end of the hall get closer. The figure finally reached the light and it was Dark Pit. Figures, this guy is a worthy foe, she most likely wouldn't win this fight. She still needed to train more, in order to even stand a chance.

"Dark Pit…" She trailed off.

"So you know me."

"I'm telling you, I'm Kirby."

"Hmph! A mysterious girl roaming around the halls at night. What's worse is she's claiming that she's the ball. Honestly you should've said you were Peach instead. It would've been a better lie."

"Tch! So your counterpart didn't tell you, huh?"

"What about Pitstain?"

"He was at the party. Your goddess turned me into a girl."

"She's not my goddess! Also, why should I believe a trespasser. This has got to be the lamest lie I've ever heard."

"Dark Pit, please you-

"Mario alerted everyone in the smash mansion that Kirby went missing. There's a woman with pink hair claiming that she's Kirby. Hmm, I wonder if that's you. I wonder if you're the imposter. You did claim that you're Kirby, so I must've found the imposter."

Dark Pit isn't backing down. He gave her a sinister smile. He really thinks she's the culprit of Kirby's disappearance. He's going to attack her. She knew she either had to fight back, or run. She readied her fighting stance. He's faster, so the only thing she can think of is fighting back. "I'll take that as a yes, I did find the villain," Dark Pit readied his fighting stance as well.

The two stared at each other for a bit. Then Dark Pit struck. He aimed his bow and shot. She dodged to the side. She needed to control her breathing, and never take his eyes off of him. She bent her knees and then charged after him. He hopped on top of her and sliced her back with his sword. Blood fell on the floor. Her blood. She wished she brought her boxing gloves. She grit her teeth and stood back up.

Kirby went back to her boxing stance. Dark Pit was enjoying this. He knew this woman had no chance. He was honestly toying with her at this point. If he wanted to end it, he would, but curiosity got the better of him. What if he didn't use weapons either? That would be a fair fight; well not really, but at least she would stand a better chance. He ditched his bow sword by throwing it to the side. The woman looked at him in shock, but narrowed her eyes. She was determined to try, even if he was toying with her.

Kirby waited for Dark Pit to charge after her this time. He swung his left arm for a punch, but she easily dodged it. This is more manageable. She grabbed a hold of his arm and threw him at the wall. She couldn't afford to stop. She kicked him on the diaphragm after he hit the wall. The wind was knocked out of him. This is her chance, she grabbed his hair and repeatedly slammed his face against the wall over and over and over again. She saw blood coming from his face, the sight scared her. She released his hair and he fell to the floor huffing for air.

Dark Pit might have underestimated her. He didn't expect her to have such fast reflexes. His fucking face hurt, but honestly he's been through worse. The woman hesitated to keep going, so he took this chance. He kicked her legs, which caused her to fall on the ground. It has his turn to punch her repeatedly. She used her arms to cover her face, but he continued to keep punching.

Dark Pit kept attacking her arms relentlessly. It hurt, but honestly she was able to tank it enough to push him off with her arms. She lunged forward, but he put his left arm out in front of his face causing her to punch only his arm.

He grabbed her and threw her across the hall. She was in the dark area. Dammit, she can't see in the dark. The Dark Angel started laughing. He too disappeared into the dark. "Boo!" She heard a whisper in her ear. She turned around in that direction, but Dark Pit was fast. He elbowed her throat. She kneeled down to the floor and held her throat. He then kicked her on the back. She fell on the floor. Getting back up was difficult. Everything ached. Her throat was sore, her back hurt, and her hands were damaged. This is it! She can't fight anymore. He's going to kill her… She closed her eyes and accepted defeat.

Dark Pit smashed his body against hers. She landed against the wall. She tried crawling back to the light, but he grabbed her hair and dragged her further into the dark. She clawed at his hands that gripped her hair. She heard him groan in pain and then he threw up in the air. She hit the ceiling and fell hard on the ground. He started laughing. He stopped hitting her and just stared at her with a cocky grin on his face. This is just too pathetic, he thought. Well, it was time to retrieve his weapons and stab her death. He casually started to head toward his weapons.

Kirby knew she needed to suck it up. It was either try or die. She forced herself to ignore the pain. She heard him walking toward the light area. She watched as he reached the lighter area of the hall. She saw him pick up his bow sword. He began walking back toward her. She needed to fight back no matter what. He entered the dark. The two were alone once again in the abyss. She focused her breathing, she needed to hear him. Focus on hearing; that's all she thought.

Kirby heard him. He was behind her. So, he was planning on stabbing her on the back, huh? She ducked right when he swung his sword. She grabbed his wrist and twisted it. This caused him to drop that sword. She used this chance to tackle him down on the floor, and she bit into his neck. She ripped off a chunk of skin causing him to howl in pain. She stood up and smashed his face with her foot. She removed her foot and searched for the other hand with the sword and smashed his wrists. Dark Pit was badly hurt, this was her chance to find his swords. She tapped the floor for a bit and finally found both swords on the ground.

Kirby connected the swords together making it one weapon again. She then grabbed Dark Pit by his wing and pulled him back to the light area of the hall. She threw him in front of her. She broke the bow sword in two again. She aimed one at his throat.

"So you're gonna kill me, huh? Go ahead and do it! Everyone will hunt you down. You're going to die, girly," Dark Pit snarled.