"Well not the stealthiest technique but if this guy doesn't know I'm hunting him than he's not worth hunting." Rick says as he is using a machine to find Rick Prime.
"It's just good to see you outside the subbasement. Even if you never kill the version of yourself that killed your wife. Giving it your best shot and it looks good on you." Morty says as he replaces a battery.
"Thanks buddy. It means a lot that your bar for mental health has gotten lower than mine." Rick says.
"A good wind stays under the wings baby!" Morty says.
"How was that a compliment?" Alexis asks curiously.
"Don't read too much into it and why again are you here?" Rick asks.
"Because Morty invited me. And it gets me out of the house." Alexis says.
"Whatever." Rick says as a Rick drops into the containment trap.
"Merging dimensions to consolidate my decoys huh? Kind of... First-thought but the... Craftsmanship is pretty impressive. For a lesser Rick." The Rick says as he and more Ricks drop into the containment unit getting scanned and killed.
"What the fuck are you doing?" A voice asks revealing to be Evil Morty as he steps through a yellow portal.
"Oh shit! Evil Morty! Sho-should I grab the net?!" Morty asks as he looks at Rick.
"Yes! Hang tight. Morty's getting the net." Rick says as Morty runs off.
"Hello again Alexis." Evil Morty says as he looks at Alexis.
"Evil Morty. Been a while." Alexis says.
"It has." Evil Morty says.
"You two know each other?" Rick asks.
"We've met before. Not that it's any of your business. Wait. Is this what I think it is? Of course it is. Everything's what I think it is. You're basically fracking the Central Finite Curve to flush out a version of yourself? Shouldn't you be turning yourself into a pickle?" Evil Morty asks as he looks at the machine.
"What do you care what I do to the Curve? I-I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off. Certainly what made me a fan." Rick says.
"You're right. I don't live here. Which is why it's insane that you're still bugging me." Evil Morty says.
"The shockwaves have more range than I thought." Rick says.
"Wow. You heard a compliment? A monkey doing a shotgun has more range than he thought. Look at this scan array." Evil Morty says as he points at the machine.
"Don't touch!" Rick says angrily.
"Why would I touch it when I don't want it improved?" Evil Morty asks.
"Improved?" Rick asks annoyedly.
"You're hitting infinite targets. At least filter for probability stasis." Evil Morty says as he looks at Rick.
"I was gonna. Duh." Rick says.
"Man Morty was right. You two really do not get along at all." Alexis says as Evil Morty looks at her.
"Trust me sweetie. There's a lot about Ricks that isn't worth trying to get along for. And much of that your Morty doesn't know about." Evil Morty says as Alexis blushes at the name.
"I can't find the net! Sh-should we just shoot him?" Morty asks as he comes running over.
"You really think a douche that smug doesn't keep a force field on?" Rick asks as he looks at Morty.
"Yeah listen to Pop-Pop Morty." Evil Morty says as Rick tries to shoot him only to hit a force field.
"Eh. I'd be an idiot if I didn't check." Rick says.
"Uh-huh." Evil Morty says.
"Well I'm not gonna backpedal every time I do it." Rick says as he begins messing with the machine.
"Are you changing something?" Alexis asks curiously.
"He's filtering for probability stasis." Evil Morty says.
"Ugh are you still here? And are you just teeing him up now?" Rick asks as he makes a change to the machine.
"What?" Morty asks confusedly before a Rick Prime gets put in the containment unit.
"See?" Evil Morty asks as an alarm goes off.
"Is that the guy?" Morty asks.
"Probably." Evil Morty says.
"You're acting like this one's different." Morty says.
"He is different. But different doesn't mean him. Could be a trap." Rick says.
"What does that mean?" Alexis asks.
"I'll explain. He's worried that it's actually your target and he'd owe me credit for the kill." Evil Morty says.
"Are you serious right now? You little narcissist." Rick says angrily as he looks at Evil Morty.
"Dude literal glass house." Evil Morty says.
"You think you're better than me?" Rick asks angrily.
"Well I hope so!" Evil Morty says.
"Guys is this really the time for this?" Alexis asks annoyedly.
"Can I offer my two cents?" Rick Prime asks as he smiles.
"No!" Morty shouts as he pulls a lever.
"Morty no!" Rick shouts as the machine kills Rick Prime before his body turns into a black wiggling mess.
"What is that?" Alexis asks worriedly.
"Well that's different." Rick says as the black creatures breaks out of the unit before grabbing and swallowing the group as they try to escape through portals only to get sent falling into complete darkness.