Interview with Neon Katt: Living the Immortal Life

Miranda Hale: "Good evening, everyone. I'm Miranda Hale, and with me today is a truly unique individual, Neon Katt. Not a Huntsman, but an A-ranker known for her vibrant presence in the entertainment industry. Neon, it's a pleasure to have you here. Can I just express my gratitude that you decided on coming on today. It's so rare that we get to actually sit down with an Immortal."

Neon Katt: "Thanks, Miranda! Super stoked to be here. Let's light this place up!"

Miranda Hale: "Neon, like all those with A and S rank power you do not age. In fact you've been around for centuries, experiencing life far beyond the average person. What's it like living for so long?"

Neon Katt: "Oh, it's like an endless party, Miranda! Sure, things change, music evolves, but the beat goes on, you know? I stopped making friends with mortals centuries ago. It's tough when you're this perky and they're... well, not."

Miranda Hale: "That must be a difficult aspect of immortality, outliving those around you."

Neon Katt: "Yeah, my family's all history, but I'm not about dwelling on the past. Gotta keep rolling forward, right? Plus, all my buddies are immortals too, so it's like one big, never-ending backstage party!"

Miranda Hale: "It sounds like you've adapted well to the realities of such a life. How do you maintain this positive outlook?"

Neon Katt: "Look, Miranda, life's too short – well, not mine, but you get the idea. Why spend it being down? I go through a kilo of coke every day! I've got the energy, the time, and hey, I'm Neon Katt! I'm all about making every century count and keeping the spotlight shining bright!"

Miranda Hale: "Neon, with your A-rank power, many would expect you to pursue a career as a Huntsman. What led to your decision to become an actress instead?"

Neon Katt: "Oh, Huntsman, schmuntsman! That's just not my scene, you know? I mean, sure, I've got the power, the agility, and all that jazz. But why spend my forever in the mud and gloom when I can be on stage, under the neon lights, where I belong?"

Miranda Hale: "So you never considered using your abilities in that field?"

Neon Katt: "Not even for a second, Miranda! Look, being a Huntsman is cool and all – fighting monsters, saving the world, yada yada yada. But it's so... serious. And I'm all about the fun, the excitement, the glam! I mean, have you seen the outfits Huntsmen wear? No sparkle, no flair! Just not my style."

Miranda Hale: "It sounds like you've always been clear about what you want from life."

Neon Katt: "Absolutely! Life's a stage, and I'm here to give the performance of a lifetime, not lurk in the shadows fighting Grimm. I'm Neon Katt – I was born to stand out, not blend in! Plus, the entertainment world needs a bit of immortal sparkle, don't you think?"

Miranda Hale: "Neon, with such a long life, do you ever find yourself getting bored with the constant partying?"

Neon Katt: "Bored? Me? Never! Immortals don't get bored, Miranda. I once stared at a wall for 12 hours straight just to check if I could get bored. Spoiler alert: I didn't. The party never stops in Neon's world!"

Miranda Hale: "Fascinating! There has been rumours about that for as long as I can remember. But you can actually confirm that it is the case?"

Neon Katt: Yep! Every sunrise is as beautiful as the last one.

Miranda Hale: Amazing…could you tell us more about what immortal society is like?"

Neon Katt: "Oh, it's a whole other world! Decadent? Absolutely. But it's also super hierarchical, which is a total bummer. Everything's about strength. That's why I stick with my friends, none of whom are guild members. Those guild folks are the worst with their hierarchies, always looking down on me for 'wasting my talents.' But let me tell you, the immortal parties? Out of this world!"

Miranda Hale: "Can you give us a glimpse into these exclusive parties?"

Neon Katt: "Where do I even start? Okay, take the Winter Ball hosted by White Peak, for instance. It's this lavish event every year where all immortals are invited – no mortals allowed. The extravagance is next-level. Picture this: Alba Schnee, the ice queen herself, knocking back 40 bottles of wine, each bottle worth like 100k lien! The place is dripping with opulence, and the snow that falls all night? Pure cocaine. It gathers on the floor and gets whipped up into the air as everyone dances. It's called the 'blizzard effect' – imagine that! I bet you can't!"

Miranda Hale: "…That sounds incredibly lavish. Do you enjoy these events?"

Neon Katt: "Sure, they're fun, but I'm really just there for the dance floor, the free-flowing drinks and the white powder. The serious stuff? Not my cup of tea. Give me a beat to dance to and a good drink, and I'm set for the night. But yeah, these parties are something else – a real showcase of immortal lifestyle."

Miranda Hale: "Neon, there's a growing sentiment among mortals that A and S rankers are essentially above the law. Just recently, as I'm sure you're aware, an A ranker faced no consequences after killing a mortal for a trivial reason. Many feel this lack of accountability is unfair. Earlier you causally mentioned the use of cocaine, which I remind you is a strictly prohibited narcotic. You felt safe admitting to me on television that you abuse this drug because you are confident the police will not come after you. Is that fair? What's your take on this?"

Neon Katt: (laughing lightly) "Above the law? Miranda, darling, we're talking about immortals here! Who do you think makes the rules? The rulers, the top dogs, they're all immortals. The idea of us being subject to mortal laws is, well, laughable! As for drugs you mortals are so fragile! Of course, it's illegal. But we're not the same. Haven't you got the memo yet?"

Miranda Hale: "But don't you think there should be some form of justice, especially in severe cases like the one I mentioned?"

Neon Katt: "Oh, that incident. Yeah, not cool at all. Killing someone for looking at you wrong? That's over the line. But I'm sure they got a talking-to. We immortals have our own way of keeping each other in check. If someone steps out of line, they'll hear about it."

Miranda Hale: "But it seems that killing a mortal isn't considered 'stepping too far.' How do you reconcile with that?"

Neon Katt: (shrugging) "It's just one mortal. In the grand scheme of things—"

Miranda Hale: (interrupting, clearly disturbed) "Just one mortal? That's someone's life we're talking about!"

Neon Katt: "Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. It's just... we see things on a different scale, you know? It's hard to explain."

Miranda Hale: "And what about the Bellflower Massacre? Can you comment on that?"

Neon Katt: (visibly tensing) "I... I'd rather not get into that. It's a sensitive topic, and well, you know, Alba Schnee..."

Miranda Hale: "This indifference, this detachment from mortal lives, it's... it's unsettling."

Neon Katt: "Look, Miranda, it's not about indifference to individual mortals. We dedicate our lives to protecting humanity, fighting the Grimm. That's caring about you as a whole. What's the point in caring about an individual mortal when they die after just a few decades?"

Miranda Hale: (closing the interview, her tone reflective) "One can't help but wonder if in protecting humanity, immortals are, in the end, just protecting themselves. Thank you, Neon, for this eye-opening conversation."