Bad Day Beneath the Falls

by Major144

Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Pacifica are looking into a strange series of thefts that takes them to the abandoned mineshaft. There they fall through a secret entrance that takes them to a strange place full of cavemen, monsters, and other strange creatures. Will they make it out alive and return home?

16. Chapter 16 The Club

Bad Day Beneath the Falls

Chapter 16 The Club

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Dipper was back at Jugga's cave taking a little rest after the little vampire adventure. On the way back to the cave with Lu and Su, he had randomly found his frying pan just lying in the middle of the road and reclaimed it, so he was at least armed again. Dipper did not however find the shotgun, which disappointed him. Gregg must have reclaimed it. Also since there was another girl named Lu the twin of Su would be referred to as L2

Dipper was walking down one hallway, when he came across a chamber that had Jugga, Gwen, Jessie, Lu, Eva, L2 and Su were hanging out and talking. The particular thing they were talking about was Dipper. Dipper crouched behind a wall and listened in on their conversation.

"So we all saw Dipper naked or at least his manhood." Said Gwen.

"We have." Said Jessie.

"It's ultra tiny!" Said Eve.

"I would almost mistake Dipper for a girl, because it's so tiny." Said L2.

"Yeah." Said L2.

The girls giggled which both angered and embarrassed Dipper. Dipper tightened his fist in anger before he stormed off ready to rescue the next girl, which is a bit unfortunate because if he had stayed just a few seconds longer, he would have heard some really encouraging things.

"Dipper's manhood might be small, but he has a huge set of balls to come all the way here and rescue all of us." Said Eve.

"He really is brave and pretty tough." Said Gwen.

"Most guys would have given up or run away, but Dipper is still going strong." Said Jessie.

"I wouldn't mind having Dipper as a boyfriend." Said Lu.

A few of the other girls agreed.

Dipper looked at his map and stormed off to his next location a dance club called Rock Solid. He found the large rocky building with a big neon sign out front. Uga-Bugas and humanoid creatures called Rockmen and Rockwomen were lined up to get into the club. A large Rockman with sunglasses stood at the entrance checking what appeared to be IDs. Dipper cursed under his breath as he tried to figure out a way to get into the club.

"Fancy seeing you here." Said Birdy as he appeared next to Dipper.

"I'm on a mission and I need to get inside." Said Dipper.

"Give me your shirt and I'll give you a fake ID and I'll throw in a random pocket watch I got off some magician who claimed to be a hypnotist." Said Birdy.

Dipper reluctantly removed his shirt leaving with nothing but his loincloth and satchel. Birdy pulled out a fake ID and a pocket watch and gave them to Dipper. Dipper's ID said his name was Willie Wayne Pecker. Birdy laughed as he hopped off. The boy just face palmed himself in both annoyance and embarrassment as he got in line for the club. Dipper reached the entrance and handed his fake ID to the bouncer. The bouncer studied the fake ID and handed it back to Dipper and let him in.

Dipper entered the club and looked around at Uga-Bugas, Rockmen, and Rockwomen dancing and drinking. He saw a few cages with scantly clad women dancing in them. His jaw practically fell to the floor as he saw one of the dancers was Mabel wearing a thong and a micro bikini. Mabel had a big grin on her face as she danced around her cage whipping the crowd into a frenzy. This was going to be a awkward rescue.

To be continued.