Emily! come sit in my seat it's emit! ugh! son! what daddy Nostradamus? just because you're the coolest suicide boy Brian doesn't mean that u have to complain everytim emit talks to Emily rose chan now open your math mook and chief ok fine dude... this is bullshit Emily should be sitting at my desk learning math with me I could teach her sex positions emit could only drive her to McDonald's hey Brian you forget that I drive for many people and Emily would u like to join me for silent 1st period? sure emit that seems fine Brian... you're down in the dumps what Emily? you actually like me? sit with me! I can't Brian emit invited me so I'm gonna stick on my word but maybe next period? oh u bet next period I know so many sex positions that you're gonna be an expert but it's not gym class :) you're weird I like you well it isn't my first time fighting over u with emit he's really quick but I'm your guy if u want to get high and talk emit just likes to drive around and eat I like you Brian but emit doesn't have to know that you will like me Emily rose chan you're gonna need me one day but now that you're dating Brian you should sit with him oh ok sure I didn't know that this was going to go so fast .. *skirts desk to the right* so Brian? what did u have for breakfast? we haven't eaten yet Emily are u ok? but I hope that they feed us im really high on hey me too! I'm a weed smoker oooh gross!! nasty freak Emily! Emily! I didn't do anything! omg I'm so sorry Brian I'm just a meth smoker yes well one day when I calm down I'm gonna try it so don't worry about our differences ok? are u ready to learn this math problem? no offense Brian but I just come to school to fuck around and flirt with boys and I can't do math fuck around? whatever do u mean Emily? I have this sex drawing behind this math problem about fucking around is that what you mean? omg Brian what the fuck! that is not what I meant you are a really good drawer thank u I'm getting better by the day hey do u want to fuck on neptune? sure Brian when? son! move away from Emily you are teaching her too much Emily it's time to talk to your south Korean pals hey guys hey Emily rose chan last night was so intense... your relationship with cypress burns me alive I loved reading every second of it u guys are going to fuck into a billion dollars thank u that is so nice thank u? why of course you're a brilliant love letter writer well I have to leave now I'm also writing fan fiction ok bye! aren't u going to ask me what it's about? what is it about? Malfoy oh ok good luck with that thanks I just wanted to tell you goodbye Emily rose chan and suicidal Ashley is a babe too hey it's your new boyfriend suicidal Ashley is going to get fucked so hard but why is she so sad? because being sexy is sad you learn something new everyday! well we can't wait for your laptop to come so you can really talk to us we love your fan fiction bye also we love p1harmony it's p1harmony she needs to pick a topic oh no her key board :( no she does not need to pick a topic when talking to us she's a special kind of girl she has to go now