Dakota Bruder: This is a story that focus mostly on the post game of every Mystery Dungeon games. Spoilers is kind of expected. Plus Super Mystery Dungeon is eight years old now. Everyone that wanted to play the game has played it arleady. I doubt the people who haven't are big enough PMD fans to search for a story like this.
The trainwreck that followed was preceeded six simple words which had preceeded thousands of such trainwreck in the past.
''We should play Truth or Dare!'' Emolga suggest with a shit eating grin on his face. Umbreon and Espeon immediatly groaned at the suggestion. But before they could protest Virizion dashed all their hope that they could avoid the game.
''I've never heard of that game, sound fun!'' She exclaimed with a familiar glint in her eyes that told everyone nothing would convince her to not give it a try.
So that was how the entire Team Elysium were gathered around a campfire ready to play the dreaded game that had ruined more than a few friendships.
Surounding the fire was Emolga, Dunsparce, Umbreon, Espeon, Virizion, Snivy and finally Alice the Zorua. Together they made the whole that was Team Elysium. The legendary team that had defeated the Bitter Cold and bought back hope in a land filled with paranoia and distrust.
Emolga was the first to go since he was the one to suggest the game. ''Alright Dunsparce, truth or dare?''
''H-huh, truth I guess?'' He replied nervously.
Emolga smiled predatorily. ''If you ever had to date a guy, who would it be?''
Dunsparce flushed red at the question. ''W-what?! What kind of question is that?! I'm not interested in males like that!''
Emolga continued to smirk. ''Doesn't matter, you have to choose one.''
Dunsparce looked around and the Pokémon were either eager at the answer or were trying to hide their amusement. ''U-um, I suppose if I had to absolutely choose one it would be you Emolga.''
Emolga smirk suddenly vanished as he suddenly froze and also turned red. ''W-what?!''
Dunsparce looked down at the ground in embarassment. ''W-well yeah, you're my best friend and you're kind of cute. F-for a guy anyway.''
''Aww, I ship it.'' Virizion whispered, but it was still loud enough for everyone to hear. The two subject of the conversation buried their face as best as they as everyone either laughed or asserted how cute they would be together.
''O-okay Dunsparce now it's your turn to choose the next Pokémon.'' Emolga said quickly trying to change the subject.
''Oh, okay. Umm alright Virizion truth or dare?''
The female sword of justice seemed to think about it for a second before she smiled confidently. ''Dare.''
The other Pokémon held their breath half expecting the Dunsparce to just ask for a kiss from his crush. But to their surprise Dunsparce said: ''I dare you to sing the Song of Hope!''
Virizion seemed almost more embarassed about this request than she would be for a kiss. But she simply cleared her thoat and began to sing a song that sounded almost angelic especially with how good Virizion voice was.
When the song ended everyone clapped in admiration and Virizion rubbed a hoof at the back of her head.
Finally it was her turn to choose the next victim. ''Alright Umbreon, truth or dare?''
''Truth.'' The dark type Eeveelution replied simply.
''Um, okay is it true that you and Espeon are mates?'' She asked.
Umbreon winced and smirked ruefully. ''Wow you went right for the jugular, huh? But yeah, me and Espeon are mates.''
''W-wait but I tought you were brother and sister?'' Snivy asked in shock.
''No questions outside of the game Snivy.'' Emolga said with a shake of his head and Snivy huffed but relented.
Then it was the turn of Umbreon to choose. ''Alright, Snivy truth or dare?''
''Truth.'' She responded.
''Alright, I've been curious about something. Are you really straight? Because no offense, but you really give lesbian energy.'' Umbreon said with a smirk and the others except Luna all laughed.
Snivy sighed in annoyance. ''If you must know I recently discovered I was Bi. I'm mostly into guys but I wouldn't be opposed to date a girl. I think the fact I didn't know I was into girls at the time was why I wasn't affected by that thief's attract on that infamous mission.''
''Ah! I knew it there was no way she was completely straight!'' Espeon exclaimed with a smug smirk on her lips.
Snivy glared at her annoyed. ''Alright, for that you're next. Espeon, truth or dare?''
''Dare!'' Espeon replied with a huff.
Snivy frowned at that, she had planned for Espeon to choose truth and now her plan was ruined. But then another idea entered her mind and she smirked. ''I dare you to kiss your brother!''
Espeon glare dagger at the grass type before getting up and giving a light peck on the lips of Umbreon. The action caused the others to become abuzz with shock and confusion.
Espeon huff again. ''Come on, it's not that weird! It's not like we're humans or animals, incest doesn't cause any inbreeding issues among Pokémon! Me and Umbreon grew up in a small Eeveelution village where such things happened all the time!''
''I'm sorry, but it's still kinda weird.'' Emolga replied and Espeon could only sighed and slink back to her sitting spot.
''Alright, Alice, truth or dare?'' Espeon asked the former human.
''I-I guess truth?'' The Zorua replied unsure.
''Alright, who do you have a crush on?'' Espeon asked with a predatory smirk.
Alice turned beet red at the question. ''I-I can't answer that.'' She said covering her face with her paws.
''Hey you can't just decide to not answer!'' Espeon replied almost offended.
''Hey! if Alice is not comfortable answering, then leave her alone!'' Snivy said standing in front of the shy human.
''And what are you, her white knight? If she didn't want to play she should have just said so.'' Replied Espeon her tail lashing out aimlessly behind her.
''U-um you're allowed to switch to a dare if you don't want to answer a question but once you do that you really can't back out.'' Emolga said trying to calm down everyone before a fight broke up.
''You don't have to do anything if you don't want to.'' Snivy tried to reassure but Alice shook her head.
''I-it wouldn't be fair if I'm the only one allowed to back out. I-I choose dare.''
Espeon smirked victoriously toward the Snivy who was glaring at her as if daring her to make Alice uncomfortable. ''I dare you to kiss the Pokémon you have a crush on.''
Emolga shook his head in exhasperation and sighed. ''I should have guess it would devolve into a kissing contest, it always does.''
''Now you're just messing with her! This is almost the same thing as the question but worse!'' Snivy yelled angrily at the Espeon who only shrugged.
''Hey if she didn't want things to get worse she should have stuck with truth.'' She said while lazily wagging her twin tail smugly.
''Why I oughta!'' Snivy extended one of her vines and was about to slap her smug face. But before she could she felt a furry paw poking her in the back.
''U-um Snivy...'' The grass type snake turned around curiously and before she could lose her courage, Alice rose on her tiptoe and mashed her lips against Snivy's. The grass snake was so surprised that her vine simply fell limply on the ground as her best friend kissed her right there in front of everyone.
''Hmph, I knew it.'' Espeon said smugly but her smug smile had turned more genuine as she looked at the two main member of Team Elysium begin to kiss more passionately.
Snivy now had returned the affection and had inserted her tongue inside Alice's mouth. The small fox had been surprised by her forwardness at first but instead of backing away she simply moaned happily and let her continue.
In the back Dunsparce was watching the whole thing happen with a dumb look on his face and a trail of blood coming out of his nose.
Emolga wasn't faring much better as he was blushing heavily and was hiding something embarassing between his legs with his two paws.
Finally the two girls broke their kiss so they could take a breath. Both of their face were flushed and a trail of drool was still connecting both of their tongues.
''This is the hottest thing I've seen in my life.'' Dunsparce muttered loud enough for the two girls to glare at him in embarassment.
''Dunsparce! You ruined the moment!'' Virizion scolded him. Making him lowered his head in shame. Then the legendary looked at the two hot and bothered partners and tried to not draw too much attention to the small... puddle that was forming beneath Alice hindquarter. There was also an unmistakable musk slowly spreading throught the air. ''Tought maybe you two should reserve the rest of this for the bedroom... I think releasing so much pent up affection might have accidently kickstart Alice first ever estrus.''
Snivy's eyes widen and she blushed as Alice began to shyly rub herself against the object of her affection. ''W-what am I going to do?! We've literally just kissed. I can't just mate with her already!''
''Snivy, Alice absolutely love you, we all suspected it, you just were too dense to notice. Pokémon in heat might be more prone to follow their instincts but they're still conscient enough to conscent. If Alice want to do this then don't let her suffer alone. Spending an estrus without a loving partner is something I wouldn't wish on my worse enemy.'' Espeon said with an encouraging smile.
Snivy blushed and nodded. ''A-alright Alice let's go home I think you're too out of it to continue this game.'' The two main member of Team Elysium left the campfire behind and went toward their house.
''It's too bad they're both girls, it would have been adorable to see some baby Snivy and Zorua prancing around Paradise.'' Espeon said with small snicker.
''Alright everyone let's leave them to it. This is a special moment for them. So let's all just go home an leave them to bond and enjoy themselves.'' Virizion said with a motherly smile, leading the group toward their own homes...
AN: I've been thinking I might make a separate story to delve into the more 'intimate' moments of the protagonists. Let me know if any of you are interested in something like that. I would call it 'Mating Among Mysterious Dungeons.'