Here's a very smutified version of 'A Strawberry and his dragon' that I want to do at the moment. Enjoy I guess if you into that stuff.

Word Counts for this will be 1.5K - 2K

Warns: Yaoi, Straight stuff, smut, harems, OCC, AU, multi-crossover, mpreg(?), crossdressing, gay stuff, lesbian stuff, male/female prostitution, other kinks and stuff, to much stuff to list, and finally bad spelling like always.

"Ichigo, wake up."

Ichigo ignored the voice as he buried himself deeper into the bed. The warmth of his cat that was lying against his stomach was intoxicating after last night's affair with one of his classmates.

"Ten more minutes please," He groaned into his pillow, his cat slipping out from next to him and leaving him. He let another groan as his classmate jumped on top of him. A sigh left him as he realized he wouldn't be able to get any more sleep as her body rubbed against his through the blanket he had. His blood running south in anticipation of another round. "Fine, I'm up."

"That's not the only thing that's up this morning," The voice said as she rubbed herself against his cock as it slowly hardened, wanting to have more fun with the woman who milked him last night. "Maybe I should send all your recordings to Issei. I think he would like seeing you with my brother in bed don't you or what about me instead?"

"Those aren't even my recording in the first place, those belong to you Gudako," Ichigo yelled as he sat up his face slamming into her large breast, Ichigo momentarily in heaven as he realized all she had on were her panties. The black garment barely contained her ass inside of it as he tried ignoring her boobs that looked very appealing up against his face. "Also why would you show Issei that you and your brother paid for me and recorded it? You know he would hound all three of us about it don't you?"

"So you don't care if I show him those videos then?" Gukado said rubbing the top of Ichigo's head, messing with his hair. His cat staring up at them also expecting to be petted by the woman too. "Oh, aren't you the cutest thing ever Farris."

Ichigo rolled his eyes at one of his childhood friends the fellow orange-haired classmate's attention span getting shorter each day it felt like. "What do you want?" He asked knowing that he would be popping a boner from the beautiful woman sitting on his lap if he wasn't careful.

He felt a shiver go up his spine as her face turned towards him the sly smile on it promising trickery and deceit. He watched as her hands came to the blanket that ended where his waist was. "Maybe we can have some fun before school begins is what I was thinking, but you seemed to have overslept."

"Gudako-san can you stop teasing Kurosaki," A voice said from the doorway, her short lilac hair on full display to both of them. Wearing the signature Kuoh uniform she walked into his room like it was a normal morning for her. "We're going to be late for class if you both don't get dressed right away."

"Oh you trying to steal my pray Mash how could you? How about we timeshare him between the three of us? You get him Monday and Tuesday, my brother can have him Wednesday and Thursday while I'll get him Friday, and Saturday. We can all share him on Sunday so it ends up being perfectly even."

Ichigo mentally slapped himself after hearing what she said hoping this was a bad dream and not Gudako losing her marbles. Her hands hadn't left his waist as she kept on her smile. "Where is your brother anyway?" He asked knowing that the three of them were inseparable for as long as he knew them.

"Oh him? He had to stay home today since he caught something nasty and isn't feeling well," Gudako said her smile turning into a sickly sweet one that she used when she didn't care for answering a question. "But that means there's more for me and Mash today." She finished as she pulled the rest of the blanket down revealing his fully nude form to both her and Mash. Her smile grew as she spotted the object she sought after.

"Oh, there you are little Ichi!" She said to herself as she grabbed at his appendage before Ichigo could smack her hands away. The raging boner thick enough that she couldn't fully grip it in one hand, her fingers unable to touch each other. Its length easily rose past her belly button as she placed it against her stomach imagining how deep it would go again as a little bit of drool left her mouth. "Mash if you're not going to join in on this at least make yourself useful and film us for my collection."

"You didn't pay so get off me," Ichigo said as he watched Gudako jerk him off the woman grinning ear to ear. "Plus we need to get to school as Mash said."

"Come on Ichigo can't freebie since I'm your favorite customer, pretty please?" Gudako said as she clapped her hands together in a prayer motion begging.

"No."

"Come on I'll let you do it raw this time," She tried reasoning knowing that all the previous times they used protection even though she wanted it raw. "I'll even pay double for it. What is that ten thousand yen so twenty thousand how does that sound?"

"No I don't finish inside of a woman without protection," Ichigo answered not wanting any mini Ichigo's running around. Not even he was degenerate enough to fuck a girl irresponsibly and without protection. He didn't need to have to worry about supporting a child when he barely made do with the amount he was currently making.

"What about my brother you guys don't use protection at all. It's not fair!" Gudako whined as she tried to argue with him

"Guys can't get pregnant Gudako so I don't see a problem with doing it raw with him."

"You sure about that?"

"You scare me, so no now," Ichigo responded being creeped out by Gudako. His eyes went to Mash as he tried telling her to intervene and stop Gudako's antics from going any further. His face deadpaned as he saw her recording it with her phone. "Really?"

"Sorry, I'll stop her," Mash said with a light blush on her face as she walked over to the two teens. Grabbing Gudako by the back of the next like a mother cat would do to her kitten. "Bad Gudako. What did we say about jumping people and gambling?"

"No!" Gudako yelled as she was carried out of the room by Mash her arms swinging in the air. Ichigo's eyes twitched as he watched what happened before he rubbed his face in wariness, not the morning type at all.

"At least your normal Mash," Ichigo said in gratitude for the woman being one of the few responsible classmates he knew. His cat was nowhere to be seen as he slowly got up from the bed his eyes looking down at the problem Gudako caused him to have. "God damn it Gudako," He said under his breath half tempted to take her on the offer now to fix it before walking towards his shower turning the cold water to the max.

He shivered as he entered the shower, letting the cold water hit his skin as he washed himself. The water not working as well as it should as he noticed the effect of it taking longer each time to cool him off. Like his body was adapting to the cold water, or that his hormones were just raging for another person he couldn't tell but he didn't like the feeling as he shampooed his hair. Rinsing off he stepped out of the shower having finished what he needed to do. Reaching to the wall he grabbed a towel that was hanging on a hook, drying himself off before heading to his room to put his uniform on.

"You guys ready?" Ichigo asked seeing Godako eating his food at the table like a deer caught in the headlights. "Really?"

"You angry about this?"

"No, but asking is nice though."

"When was the last time I asked?"

"Fine. Let's get going before we end up being late," He said grabbing a granola bar from the cabinet to eat on the way to school. "Mash do you want one?"

"No I'm good," She responded, as he shrugged his shoulders in response closing the door.

"Come on we're going to be late," Gudako said at the entry way waving her arm in a motion of hurry the hell up or else.

"Should you really be talking as they left his house and walked down the side of the road on the sidewalk knowing that it only took five minutes to walk to Kuoh Academy from his place.

They made small talk as they walked, Gudako showing him the videos she edited on her camera, his face turning red in embarrassment as she smiled. Not a couple of seconds later they spotted two of Issei's friends but no Issei which was strange knowing how he liked hanging out with the other perverted friends of his.

"Where's Issei?" Ichigo asked them wondering where the brown-haired teen was, the gates of Kuoh Academy getting closer.

"He said he had to do something and rushed off ahead of us," Matsuda said shrugging his shoulders not really caring that Issei left them behind. "Jokes on him since the tennis club is about to go to the changing room so we get to do some spying baby!" His hand was in the sky as he went for a high-five with his buddy Motohama. The two of them grinned in excitement at what they could see later.

"Huh uh," Ichigo said not caring for the antics of Issei's other friends. He followed after Gudako and Mash since they didn't stop to ask before they came to a halt Ichigo bumped into Mash's behind as they all looked at a figure in the grass past the gate.

"What the hell Issei?" Ichigo asked seeing Issei in a fetal position in the grass as they walked forward onto school property. He could tell something likely happened since he knew this wasn't normal for the perverted boy, who was one of his childhood friends. Seeing the waves of despair radiating off his body like they were in a manga helped give it away too.

"That's bad," Gudako said as she focused her attention on her other male friend, the pervert that almost rivaled her. "What you think happened to him Mash?"

"Rejection maybe but it was never this bad in the past. You guys see that too right," She asked pointing at the waves of negative emotion coming off of him, wondering if all of them were just hallucinating.

"Yeah," Ichigo said slowly before he turned his attention to the girls he was with. "So how do you guys planning to cheer him up?"

"Wait why do we have to cheer him up? We got him porno mags last time so it's your turn again," Gudako argued back knowing that the pornos that she Issie was on the expensive side. "Just tell him you want tips on how to start a harem? That should work."

Ichigo groaned at what she said knowing that would destroy peaceful school life since Issei would be hounding him to the ends of the earth if he learned a lie like that. "Ah what the fuck Issei!"

They all stared at the brown-haired teen who snuck up on all of them, his head peeking over Ichigo's shoulder as he lifted himself up to stare down intensely at the three of them His eyes widening as if to judge them all. "Is it true?"

"Is what true?" Mash asked wondering how he got past all of them and behind them so fast without being noticed.

"That Ichigo here," Issei said patting his head causing Ichigo's eye to twitch as it seemed everyone thought he was an animal to be petted. "Is looking to start a harem."

"I can teach you the ways of the booba and how to properly group a female in public Ichigo," Issei said as he reached out into the air in front of him falling off of Ichigo. It looked like he was molesting the air itself, causing their fellow students to give them a wide breadth as they passed by. "Don't worry. I'll show you the way to becoming a harem king just like me!"

Ichigo let out what felt like the hundredth sigh of the day before shaking his head in disagreement with what he was about to do. "Fine," He choked out through clenched teeth. "Tell me about it during lunch I guess or after class. But do not tell a single soul Issei. I do not need rumors starting about me looking for a harem."

"You got strawberry," Issei said teasing Ichigo, ignoring the glare of death he was sending his way as he raced off to class, skipping with perverted joy.

"Strawberry hehe," Gudako said to herself her eyes half closed as she laughed in her hand. "Come on berry boy we also need to get to class."

"Huh," He said as his fist clenched around his back tighter. His knuckles turned white from the pressure. The pressure vanished as the blood left his face as he heard the bell. Both Mash and Gudako took off at breakneck speeds leaving him standing there by himself.

Ichigo jumped a railing as he chased after Gudako and Mash pushing up the stairs as he felt the sweet go down his back in fear of what would happen if he was late for this class. Both Mash and Gudako made a quick left turn through an open classroom as he jumped in the air his foot barely passing over the edge of entry.

"You three barely made it in time."

"Sorry, Sōsuke-sensei, won't happen again." They all said in unison fearful of the punishment he would dish out if they were late. They made their way to their seats, wondering what else the day had in store for them.

Hope you enjoyed, ignore the errors though.