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Welcome to my new series where I'll be posting the more wholesome adventures of King Endymion and Neo-Queen Serenity's marriage.
These were previously posted on my tumblr.
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Mini-Royal Affairs 1: I am Queen
"I am the Queen of Crystal Tokyo and monarch of the entire world," Neo-Queen Serenity announced as she sat in her office. "I have fought monsters that would haunt your darkest nightmares and saved the world countless times. When I give an order I expect it to be followed!"
"Be that as it may, I'm still your mother," Ikuko sighed, shaking his head. "And you gave me the responsibility of managing all the maids in the palace. They can clean all the rooms for dignitaries, staff, and visitors. You are still a grown woman and clean your bathroom on your days off."
"Mom!" The Queen groaned.
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Mini-Royal Affairs 2: May The Force Be With You
"You two look amazing," Luna commented as she admired the King and Queen. They were in full regalia complete with their sceptors. "I'll go check with the organizer to see if they are ready for you to make your appearance."
"We'll wait here," Endymion confirmed as he watched Luna leave. Taking a look at his wife, he noticed a very familiar look on her face. "No."
The Queen squirmed as she held her staff tight with both hands.
"Usako…no," Endymion sighed, trying his best not to give into his wife's compulsions. Unfortunately he knew he could only dresist for so long. "Luna will be back anytime. We need to be ready."
"Come on Mamo…," Usagi begged as she turned her staff over so she was holding the staff like a sword. "The circle is now complete. When I left you I was the learner, but now I am the master."
Mamoru tensed up and tried his best not to be the mature one in the relationship. Unfortunately, he could never deny Usagi anything and this was doubly true when it involved one of his favorite movie franchises.
"Only a master of evil, Darth," Mamoru replied, spinning his own staff and engaging his wife in a fake duel. As their scepters connected, they each made lightsaber noises with their mouths.
"Your powers are weak, old man," Usagi smiled as she kept a tight grip on her staff. She did her best to impersonate Darth Vader's voice.
"You can't win, Darth," Mamoru insisted, as he started his wife down and the two pushed their weapons against each other. As the two locked eyes, they could see the love they shared and how little moments like this kept it alive. "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
"Ahem," Luna cleared her throat. Usagi and Mamoru turned to see the royal advisor with her arms crossed and an annoyed look on her face. "Grow up you two."
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Mini-Royal Affairs 3: Lunch With The Enemy
In front of an army, a cloaked figure with a strange necklace reminiscent of the Sapphire Crystal laughed maniacally. His attention focused on the two hologram figures between him and his forces.
"I'm lord Dis-Erai," The cloaked figure began. "The High Priest of the Cult of Chaos. Our order pays tribute to Chaos, the supreme being of disorder. We…
SLURP!
Dis-Erai stopped hsi speech and studied the holograms in front of him. The forms of King Endymion and Neo-Queen Serenity were sitting in chairs, holding bowls of ramen. As the Queen finished slurping up a strand of noodles she noticed Dis-Erai glaring at her which caused her to blush.
"My apologies," Serenity insisted, putting her chopsticks down to wipe her mouth with her napkin. "You caught us during lunch. Please, continue."
"I see," Dis-Erai grumbled, clearing his throat. "It is the goal of our order to spread the word of Chaos throughout the known universe and seek vengeance against you, Neo-Queen the being who banished Chaos to the Galactic Caulton. We shall…"
"Endymion," Serenity whined, presenting her husband her bowl. "There are carrots in my ramen."
"You had carrots in it last time," Endymion reminded her. "You said they weren't that bad. I thought you finally developed a taste for them."
"Carrots, blah, never," Serenity grimaced, shaking her head. "That was like a few carrots. This is an entire side of them."
"Fine," Endymion shrugged, using his chopsticks to pick out the carrots. "I'll take them."
"Do you mind?" Dis-Era roared, clenching his fists. "I am in the middle of my declaration of war."
"Our apologies," Endymion replied, eating some of the carrots. "Continue."
"As I was saying," Dis-Erai hissed. "We shall rain divine justice across your world in the name of the God of absolute destruction. Our vengeance will be swift and merciless. The streets of your precious kingdom will run red with the blood of your citizens. You…"
"Huh," Endymion announced, staring down at his ramen. "Is it just me or does the pork taste different?"
"You know I wasn't going to say anything because it tasted so good but it does," Serenity commented, picking up a piece of pork, studying it, before putting it back in the bowl "Is it from our usual place?"
"Yes," Endymion confirmed with a nod. "Usual place, usual order…minus the carrots. Sorry by the way. Guess they decided to try something new."
"I guess," Serenity agreed.
"The real question is do we ask for this pork or what they used previously on the next order," Endymion pondered, rubbing his chin while still holding his chopsticks.
"Excuse me!" Dis-Erai screamed, stomping his foot. "I am declaring war on your planet. Could you save talking about lunch until I finish?"
'Your right, your right,'' Endymion agreed with a wave of his chopsticks. "You still have the floor."
"Thank you," Dis-Erai sighed, rubbing his temples in frustration. "Where was I?"
"The streets will run red with blood," Serenity answered as she nippled on her narutomaki.
"Right, right," Dis-Erai nodded, straightening his hood. "As I was saying…you who defeated the mighty chaos will face the wrath of their followers. You will know true fear and will beg for mercy but will receive none. However I shall give you one chance. Current yourselves and we MAY choose to spear your planet."
"Yeah…I think we'll pass," Serenity stated, bringing the bowl to her lips to drink the broth.
"What?" Dis-Era gasped. Did you not hear what I said? I have forces that…"
"Your forces are about to be defeated," Endymion chuckled as he slurped the last of his ramen into his mouth. "We have a strike team descending on you as we speak."
Dis-Erai's jaw dropped as he struggled to speak.
"You see," Endymion continued. "The whole time you have been talking to us we've been tracing the signal to triangulate your location."
"SUPREME THUNDER!"
"WORLD SHAKING!"
"OH look, there they are now," Endymion observed, seeing the fear in Dis-Erai's face. "If I were you…I'd run."
Dis-Erai followed the King's advice, exiting the chamber, and leaving his forces alone to the mercy of the force from Crystal Tokyo and the holograms of the royal couple.
"Again," Endymion began. "Sorry about the carrots."
"It's okay love," Serenity smiled at your husband. "Just remember…the only carrot I like doesn't fit in a ramen bowl."
The King's cheeks turned red as he caught the Queen's meaning. He reached over, hit a button, and turned off the holographic message.
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A/N: Welcome to the side series to my "Royal Affairs" series. This is where I will be posting short little comedy stories focusing on the marriage of King Endymion and Neo Queen Serenity. These ones are going to come with low frequency, just whenever I find something amusing to post.
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