"Tell you what," said Bugs, withdrawing a quarter from his fur. "Heads it's duck season; tails it's rabbit season. Fair?"
"Fine," said Daffy.
Bugs tossed the coin into the air, and slapped it onto his palm. "Heads," he said. "Duck season it is."
"What?" Daffy demanded. "That'th tailth!"
"Nonsense," said Bugs lightly. "Obviously these are heads. Ain't these heads, Fudd?"
Elmer glanced down at the engraved Mount Rushmore. "Yup!" he agreed. "Dose are heads, all wight!"
Daffy groaned. "Today'th letthon, kidth," he said. "If you mutht give your enemieth quarter, make sure it'th not a Thouth Dakota commemorative."
BANG!
"…Dethpicable!"
Disclaimer: And that's what it would be for me to claim that I owned Looney Tunes.