Yet another morning at the Titans tower.
But this wasn't just ordinary morning as the seal on the rock had suddenly turned its head into a rooster and made a cock-a-doodle-doo sound.
Into Robin's room, he woke up and yawning and stretching like mad, got out of bed, put on a robe and headed straight for the door.
But he collided to the door as something went oddly wrong.
Robin was unable to open the door because he just discovered that the door was painted on the wall.
He panicked and banged on the wall.
"HEY! HEY! LEMME OUT! SOMEBODY LEMME OUT!" he cried while banging the wall.
Robin didn't have much choice for he howled and punched a hole in the wall, followed by a kick.
He crashed his entire body through the wall to make it out before heavily panting.
"OK, that was very, very strange." quavered Robin.
Meanwhile in Starfire's room, she gave Silkie a tongue bath when just all off a sudden, Silkie literally separated, causing Starfire to scream.
"Oh my the goodness! Silkie, you just became the torn in the half!" she trembled.
Silkie's two body parts walked on the wall and on the ceiling.
Starfire flew up and said "Don't you worry, my bumgorf. Mama shall do the attaching back to the together."
She attempted to put Silkie back together, but he wouldn't be able to reattach.
Starfire tried using superglue on him and forced him back together.
"There. The problem is the solved." she rejoiced.
But Silkie's second half of his body was dangling from the glue.
Elsewhere at the kitchen, Cyborg made a sub sandwich and was preparing to eat it.
"Mmm-mmm, man, I can't wait to get this big ol' sub in my mouth hole, baby." said Cyborg before forcing his teeth on the sub sandwich.
But his teeth received cracks as he roared "OW!"
He would later discover that the sub sandwich turned into a solid rock.
"Hey, what the heck? I'm trying to enjoy my morning sub, man." Cyborg fumed.
Raven was in front of the coffee machine making some coffee.
She picked up the cup using her telekinesis and found the coffee jumping out with evil eyes and a jagged mouth.
"And my coffee just came to life." she said with a deadpan emotion as she threw the live scary coffee monster into the trash.
Robin entered the kitchen and said "Hey, titans. Have all of you noticed something strange going on in the tower?"
"Yeah. My morning sub just became a morning stone." complained Cyborg.
"Silkie couldn't keep himself the together." said Starfire while Silkie's two body parts roamed around with the titans looking on.
"And my coffee wanted to devour me." said Raven.
"You think all of that's weird? For some reason, I was trapped in my own room. It was like my door was never there." said Robin.
"You know, Robin, it would be nice to spend the day trapped in your room so that you won't annoy us or act like a bossy baby as usual." insulted Raven.
"Emphasis on the baby on account of your baby hands, bro." added Cyborg.
"Ha ha ha, very funny, guys. Maybe you should've been trapped in your own rooms." insulted Robin.
"We're just saying, dude." replied Cyborg.
Starfire was staring outside and cried "Friends, look at the sky. It is the daytime, yet we can only see the moon."
Robin, Cyborg and Raven joined Starfire to glance at the moon.
"Woah. That really is strange." said Raven.
"You're saying that's strange? Look down at the ocean. It's gone orange." said Cyborg as he pointed at the now orange ocean right beside Jump City.
Sticky Joe was swimming in it while blurting out "Howdy!"
Robin was now at the living room using the control panel and called the other titans "Titans, look. It's not just the unusual goings on at the tower. It's also everywhere in Jump City."
The titans were looking at the live camera feed on the TV to find strange occurrences all over Jump City.
"Instead of stopping for red traffic lights, drivers are stopping for green lights." said Robin as he saw drivers stopping every time the traffic lights went green.
Cars ended up colliding on the streets.
"You're right, bro. And instead of villains committing crimes, they're doing random acts of kindness." added Cyborg as he saw Brother Blood and Control Freak helped old people walk the street and fed the homeless.
"And instead of serving the hot dogs, they're serving the hot cats." Starfire carried on as she saw a hot dog man serving a hot cat, consisting of a live cat on a bun.
The titans get grossed out after watching a guy eat the cat offscreen.
"OK, something is definitely not alright with the world. Something or someone is causing all this trouble." said Raven.
"Yeah, it's like the very fabric of social order has gone into... utter chaos." implied Robin.
"Speaking of utter, there's one attached to ya, man!" cried Cyborg as he noticed Robin with a cow's utter.
Robin discovered this and screams.
"We need to get to the bottom of this and fast!" demanded Robin.
Beast Boy entered the room from the elevator and said "Dudes, checks it out. I was outside doings my morning dog pee when I's found this golden apple."
He showed the rest of the titans a golden apple with the letter K on it.
"I bets if I eats it, I woulds turn into one of them super duper gods, yo." said Beast Boy before he opened to mouth wide to eat the golden apple.
Raven gasped at the sight and teleports closer to Beast Boy to slap the apple off of him.
"Don't eat that, Beast Boy!" she alarmed him.
"Hey, what gives, mama? I was abouts to be a super duper god, yo." said Beast Boy.
"No, stupid. You don't understand. That's no ordinary apple. That is the apple of discord." Warned Raven while pointing at the golden apple.
"The apple of what?" curiously asked Robin.
"The apple of discord. The tool used to spread chaos and disharmony in the world. Think about it, the moon during daylight, the orange ocean, villains doing good, hot cats. Only one entity has the ability to commit that kind of madness to society." Delineated Raven.
Then, the ground shook, making the titans concerned.
"Woah. What's happening, yo?" said Beast Boy.
The apple of discord rose up and opened by itself as the titans watched in shock.
A bright beam of light popped out of the apple, followed by a rising puff of smoke.
The puff of smoke vanished, revealing to be none other than the mischievous and diabolical goddess of chaos and discord, Eris.
Starfire gasped and said "Who is the that?!"
"Eris, goddess of discord and chaos." answered Raven.
Eris stomped down to the floor and said "That's right. It is I, the epitome of disarray, the mistress of strife, and need I say it, the most ravishing figure in all of Greek mythology. The one and only goddess of-"
Raven interrupted her by hastily saying "...chaos and discord. Yes, we get the picture, Eris."
"Well, by the looks of it, you five delinquents don't even match the great picture I had in mind." said Eris while holding a picture of the titans and threw it away.
"Just what have you done to Jump City, you reality-bending temptress?" Robin scowled to Eris.
"Don't you just love the makeover? I find it to be fitting to my taste. Speaking of which, I am quenched for a little bit of dairy." said Eris before she pulled the utter from Robin to pour milk into a glass and drinking it.
Robin ripped off the utter from his body and angrily said to Eris "Enough of your illogical games. You're going down!"
He whipped out his staff and attempted to attack Eris with it.
But Eris stood still and flicked her fingers to transform the staff into a snake, which attacked Robin by biting him and strangling him.
"Oh, looks like his chances just slithered away." quipped Eris before magic floating clapping hands appeared to applaud her snake pun.
"A-thank you, it was a work in progress." said Eris.
"Why are you really here, Eris?" asked Raven sternly.
"To spread the joys of discord and disharmony, of course. To make society crumble into my own personal dystopia. To rule this orderly world with an iron fist. Muhahahahahahahahaha!" dramatically marveled Eris.
The titans sans Robin who was still being attacked by the snake stared blandly at Eris.
Eris sighed and explained in a less dramatic tone "Look, I'm just going to level with you. I'm only here because I just need a much-deserved break from all the chaos-ensuing. I have had these ridiculously seldom exploits back at another dreadful town where I had to deal with an incredibly stupid giant-nosed boy, a torturous menacing girl whose soul is black as the moonless night and the literal grim reaper himself. Which is why I have decided to stumble across this quaint residence and take temporary accommodation here."
Robin threw the snake through the window and angrily said to Eris "Absolutely not. Especially after what you did to Jump City."
Eris picked up Robin from her point of view, causing Robin to shrink.
"Oh, come now, you wouldn't want to reject someone as beautiful as me, now would you?" said Eris.
"AH! What've you done to me?! Grow me back to regular size this instant!" demanded Robin.
"If you say so." said Eris as she mercilessly stretched Robin while he screamed in pain.
She waved him once and put him back to normal size, but Robin was all flat, wobbly and crooked.
"Dudes, he looks likes one of them wallpapers that don't stick all the time, yo." said Beast Boy.
"Oh, yes. Much like his singing, he is very the flat." Bantered Starfire.
"Just see what you can do with flat things." said Eris before she flicked her fingers multiple times to transform Robin in origami forms of a duck, a beaver and a puppet.
Eris would then put Robin under her hand and mimic his voice saying "Ooh, I'm Robin, your annoying leader. I think I'm way better than everyone else. I have the hands of a newborn. I'm very petrified of Batman. Now do what I say. Titans Go! Bla bla bla!"
The other titans laugh hysterically.
"It's true. He does think he's better than us." chortled a laughing Cyborg.
"And he is the annoying all the time." chortled Starfire.
"Yo, that be a great Robin impression, mama." Beast Boy cheered to Eris.
"What?!" yelled Robin before he jumped off of Eris' hand and howled "I do not sound like that! Eris, you listen and you listen good. Return me to my normal body or I swear I will-"
Eris flicked her fingers to make Robin's mouth disappear.
Robin would then try muffling heatedly.
"OK, I admit, that was kinda funny. But the rest is messed up." said Raven.
"Exactly. I invented messed up. Now are you fine pre-adolescents going to allow me to crash into your residence or not? You do not want me to lie on the filthy, hard, wet sidewalk. Look at this face, is this the face you want to reject?" said a melodramatic Eris when she pulled a sad expression with beady eyes to the titans.
She returned to her normal face and said "Unless of course, you do want me out in the filthy sidewalk, and I shall leave your precious city as a discordant wasteland. So the joke is on you all."
Robin had no choice, so he muffled "OK, fine. You can crash with us for a while."
"But only if you turn everything back to normal, alright?" demanded Raven.
"If you command." said Eris before she flicked her fingers one more time to reverse her doings all over Jump City.
Robin even changes back with his mouth popping back.
"Alright, then. Now that that's settled, it's time for me to settle in." said an ecstatic Eris before two suitcases appeared beside her.
"Thank you for the hospitality, titans. Ta-ta." she said before disappearing in smoke.
"Ugh. That Eris just makes me wanna throw up." said Robin before Eris reappeared and said "I heard that."
She flicked her fingers to make Robin actually vomit, making the other titans disgusted at the sight.
Eris laughed at the sight.