Night time falls at the titans tower.
Robin was really tired with a gloomy expression.
He went into his own and lied on his bed.
But his bed felt lumpy before he was thrown off.
"Get off of me, brute." Said Eris who was in Robin's bed.
"Eris?! What are you doing in my bed?" Erupted Robin.
"Oh, I have decided to acquire this room for the duration of my hospitality. I hope you don't mind, dear Robin." Said Eris.
"Um, yes I do mind a lot. This is my room. You can't just barge in here and steal my bed. What do you expect me to do, lie on some trash outdoors?" Fumed Robin.
"Hmm. Not a bad idea." Said Eris before flicking her fingers to summon trash that crushed Robin.
Robin got out of the trash and yelled to Eris "You're a mad woman, Eris!"
"Have fun sleeping on trash, boy. Now, good night." Said Eris before falling asleep.
Robin growled madly and climbed onto the trash to try and sleep.
The following morning, Robin was impatiently standing outside the occupied bathroom.
He heard Eris singing inside.
He angrily knocked on the door and said "Eris! Eris! There are others in this tower than you, you know!"
Eris exited the bathroom with a robe and a towel on her head and said to Robin "Sheesh, having trouble keeping a lady waiting?"
After Eris exited the bathroom, Robin went in and was horrified when he saw how much mess Eris made.
He even glanced at some of her hair that clogged the drain.
"Grrr. That no-good chaotic temptress." Growled Robin.
Later in the day, Cyborg and Beast Boy were chowing down on a burger and a burrito respectively.
"Yo, Cy. Watch me eats this whole stack of two burritos withs my mouth wide open, son." Said Beast Boy as he opened his mouth wide and inserted the vertically placed burritos in his mouth to swallow it whole.
"Man, you think that's cool? Watch me dunk down five stacked burgers with my mouth wide open." Said Cyborg before he opened wide his mouth until he hit the ceiling and his tongue pulled the five stacked burgers into his mouth and swallowed all of them whole.
"Wow, that'd be reals dope, yo." Cheered Beast Boy.
Eris appeared from smoke and said "If you boys like to see dope, then prepare for your eyes to bare witness the dopest of all dope."
Eris summoned a sandwich so tall that it reached past the atmosphere and into outer space.
She opened her mouth wide and it continued to get wider as her upper head went up higher and higher, making Cyborg and Beast Boy's jaws drop.
Eris would them swallow the tallest sandwich in the world as her upper head returned to the tower kitchen.
Cyborg and Beast Boy were in absolute awe as they cheered Eris on for her out-of-this-world eating performance.
"THAT WAS SO DOPE, BABY! THE DOPEST EVER!" Cheered Cyborg.
"MY MINDS JUST 'SPLODED INTO TRILLIONS OF PIECES, YO!" Howled Beast Boy.
"They didn't call me world sandwich eating champion for nothing." Said a proud Eris before holding up a picture of Eris winning an eating competition.
Later, Eris was at the living room where she called Raven and Starfire.
The two female titans appeared.
"Ladies, my feet have begun to commence killing me. Would you two be dears and give me a much-needed massage?" Requested Eris.
She took off her heels and raised them toward Starfire and Raven's faces, much to their disgust.
Raven pushed away Eris's feet with a floating hand and said to her "Yeah, no. There's no way I'm touching that."
"Me the too." Said Starfire while shuddering.
"Oh, well. Then I guess I shall separate that alien larva and turn those horse dollies against you." Said Eris before flicking her fingers to cut Silkie in half and bring the pretty pretty pegasus dolls to life to the point of going on an evil rampage.
The female titans had a look of concern and had no choice.
"Fine, we'll massage your smelly feet." Raven said to Eris.
"I thought so." Said Eris as she flicked her fingers to undo her bending.
"Get rubbing, ladies. It's going to take a while." Said Eris as she laid back and read a magazine.
A repulsed Raven and Starfire touched Eris' feet and begun massaging them.
Raven used magic to not actually touch the left foot of Eris.
Eris popped the floating hand and said "Uh uh uh. No magic, Raven."
Raven was then forced to actually rub Eris' foot, much to her own dismay.
Even much later, after battling a villain downtown, the teen titans return to the tower, only to find it with a chaotically different look.
The living room has turned into a discordant wasteland, featuring the couch that has come to life as a monster, evil-looking pictures and Silkie now 30 feet tall.
Eris arrives holding a bowl and a mixing wooden spoon and says "Love the new look? I felt like I needed to get into my element, if you know what I mean. Care for some strawberry and magnolia mousse?"
Robin throws a fit and madly yells to Eris "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS PLACE?!"
"Well, I just adored this place so much, that I thought I'd give it my own chaotic touch." Justified Eris.
"But you made the Silkie the giant now." Said Starfire.
"Of course, darling. What good would it do if it was a defenseless little creature?" Said Eris.
"Well, this isn't good at all, Eris. You said you wouldn't use your powers while you're staying here." Said a stern Raven.
"Hmm, about that. See, I'm afraid there is a slight change of plans. I have now decided to move into your residence permanently." Explained Eris.
The titans gasp in shock.
"And one other thing. It is my residence now since I will be usurping ownership." Said Eris.
"You wouldn't dare, Eris." Fumed Robin.
"Oh, I would." Said Eris before clapping her hands.
A giant flamingo swooshed in from a ripped hole in the space-time continuum and swallowed all the titans whole.
It would then re-enter the whole.
Eris evilly laughs and says "Oh, isn't that so just very chaotic?"
She pulled an evil grin to the fourth wall.