Ghoul Break: The Familia's Final Outing:
Background Events: Hooty's "Wild" Adventure
Hooty: My Grand adventure began rather suddenly.
Somewhere in the countryside of Japan, a bullet train speeds along. Unknown to those riding was the house/bug demon that house cling to the roof of the train.
"Don't worry, my Dear LuLu!" Hooty proclaimed. "I will find my way back to you! HOOOOTTTTT!"
Suddenly, Hooty went flying, going high into the air and getting attached to a 747.
Hooty: I find myself in a strange land, but I am a Hooty on a mission!
Hooty, wearing a dusty and worn fedora and having a whip tapped to his right side, was surrounded by a large group of pygmies. Despite having no arms or legs, the house demon jumped around and used his whip to fight.
"Don't you see, I'm not trapped here with you! You're trapped here with Me! Hoot, Hoot!" Hooty proclaimed, throwing his whip and taking out six pygmies at once.
Hooty: I was in constant danger, but I braved every storm thrown at me so I could be with my sweet Lulu once more.
(SC)
"Not this isn't a fascinating tale, old bean," Eberwolf interrupted politely. "But I know you somehow stumbled through the portal door, then fell into the warp gate connecting Gravesfield to Gravity Falls."
Hooty didn't hear the beast keeping witch, as he was busy telling about the next leg of his "adventure." Eberwolf sighed as he half-listened to Hooty as he said about using webs to swing over a "magical" city called New York.
Not too far from where two denizens of the demon realm lunged by Gravity Fall's public pool were none other than the first generation of Pine twins.
Stanley was looking at the house demon with searing hatred. Stanford, however, was lazily surveying the pool. He found it curious the pool was nearly empty despite being Spring Break. However, it didn't take him long to piece it together and look at the two demon realm visitors.
He heard his brother say something and looked at him. Ford rolled his eyes when he saw the state Stan was in.
"Honestly, Stanley," Ford said disinterestedly. "Can't you let it go?"
Stan looked at his brother with a glare. "I can't let this go, Ford! Not when that thing pooped on me seven times. Seven TIMES!" Stan nearly screamed. "It doesn't even have an as-"
"Stanley!" Ford interrupted sharply. "We're in a public area! So please watch your language!"
Stan grunted but kept his mouth shut as he turned his attention back to the house demon. He decided he waited long enough, and since the bird tube wasn't paying attention, now was the time to strike.
Stan grabbed a baseball bat and crept over to the demons to the sound of an intense musical sting. Ford cocked an eyebrow and looked to his right. Next to him was a witch, wearing a three-piece navy blue suit, a red tie, and a gray trench coat. The witch was holding a phone where the music was coming from.
"And you are?" Ford asked.
"Steve," Steve replied brightly. "Traveler of the realms and part-time funny man. I do a stand-up routine every Tuesday and Thursday in the Demon Realm and on the weekends in the Human Realm."
Ford made a face and then looked back at his brother. Stan had gotten within range, and he raised his bat. Suddenly, Hooty's body(?) snapped out and blindsided the ex-con artist. Due to Hooty's smaller body, all the blow did was leave a small bruise on Stan's cheek.
It did, however, anger him enough to forgo his bat and lunge for the house demon.
"That's it, you reject for a cheap horror story! Come here!"
Ford watched as his brother caught the house demon in a chokehold and began wrestling him. Ford shook his head as he walked up to Eberwolf.
"May I ask you something," the scientist said politely, and the biped demon nodded. "Do you actually require these items to speak?"
"Eh," Eberwolf shrugged, "Not really. I just like messing with Dairy."
Ford made a face and was about to say something when he heard his brother yell. He looked and saw that Hooty had wrapped himself around Stan, but the old con artist wasn't going down without a fight, punching the "knocked-down" demon in the face repeatedly.
"I better break that up before someone's gets hurt," Ford sighed and walked up to the two. "Now, break it up-GAAH!"
Ford was interrupted when Stand threw Hooty off him, and the house demon flew into the researcher's stomach. The two watch as the man with six fingers drops to his knees and pukes up his lunch a second later.
Everyone in the area grimaced at the sight before returning to whatever they were doing.
(G Corner)
Okay, I can admit this. I had no idea what to do with Hooty outside of shock value and the day-one gag with someone about how many potions were needed to Knock him down. So that's why he was AIM for most of the story and wouldn't play a big part in the rest of the story.
Also, I wonder if anyone figured out the references behind Steve's outfits.
