There are gazillions of stories, full of mischief and fun,

But to keep things simple, let's start with just one.

It's about a rivalry, 11 kids, a house, and a plan,

That oddly enough, wasn't made by 'The Man',

But sooner or later, we'll get to all that.

In a town that stretches, from the hills to the hoods,

There's a small village named: Royal Woods.

It's not that big, but quite big enough,

for buyers and sellers, to sell and buy stuff.

From shirts and shoes, and elongated ladders,

to sailboats, and delicious berry juice bladders.

But our story starts, at the streets of Main and Montroob.

At Rita's new job, in real estate, by Hank Humberfloob.

Rita, who recently got a new job at the real estate, was busy on the phone. "What do you mean you're leaving?", she asked the person on the phone, "You promised to babysit my kids.".

"Oh,", Rita said, "You didn't hear me the first time.". She then went over some paperwork, and just told the guy on the phone, "You will babysit them, if you have the time? Great, I'll let you know.".

Suddenly, Mr Humberfloob stepped out from his office, and he announced, "Alright everyone, I'd like to present a staff meeting!". Everyone soon went into attendance. "I'd like to announce our newest member, Mr Jim McFinnigan!", Humberfloob said.

"Thank you so much!", Jim said, but soon he spilled his coffee all over Mr Humberfloob. "Fired.", he said with monotone, however Jim said, "What?", to which Humberfloob repeated but this time in a louder scream, FIRED!".

Hank Humberfloob was known for being a total germophobe, even if he noticed a single coffee stain, he'd just act hysterical and disinfect it with bleach. "As you all know,", Humberfloob said as he calmed down, "Tonight, is our bimonthly meet and greet party!".

"We also had the choice to randomly choose who's going to host this party.", he continued, "And tonight's host is... Rita Loud!". Everyone clapped and cheered, however, Rita was more nervous than pleased. "Alright everyone,", Humberfloob said, "Back to work.".

"Mr Humberfloob.", Rita said, as everyone went back to their desks, "I might need to go back to my kids.". "Ah, yes.", Humberfloob stated, looking at a picture of her family, "Your children.".

Then, he gave Rita a warning, "If your kids, even one, makes a mess of that house that you live in...", he said quietly, "YOU'RE FIRED!", he then screamed.

"Don't worry, my kids will be on their best behavior.", Rita said, to which she also said that her husband, Lynn Sr, will provide the buffet table for the party. "Great.", Humberfloob said, with a pleasing mood.

If you leave Montroob, and head towards Main,

Three miles down, you'll find Savino Lane.

A pleasant enough street, in a pleasant enough way,

Where a neighbor greeted a neighbor, with a neighborly 'Hey.".

Here the hedges were hedged, and the weeds all weeded,

And the lawns were mowed daily, twice daily if needed.

And at the end of this street, is a house like no other,

because something magical is going to happen to ten sisters and their brother.

Inside the Loud House, Lincoln was creeping down the stairs, wearing lots of pillows as armor. "Charles, quiet!", Lincoln whispered to his pet dog, who is barking crazy. "Yeah,", Leni said, "We're in stealth mode, whatever that means.".

In another section of the house, Lori was on her phone texting, while Lisa was doing experiments. "Okay, my to-do list.", Lori said, "Number 1: Make to-do list, Number 2: Practice texting, Number 3: Research ground rules, Number 4: Text Bobby, Number 5: Amend will.".

In the kitchen, Leni and Lincoln were grabbing various objects like a bag of bread, popcorn, scotch tape, paper bags, and even oven mitts. "Number 12: Make tomorrow's to-do list.", Lori said, to which Lisa said, "You keep things so scheduled, but I like it.".

"Well, thanks Lisa.", Lori said, before both of them heard the rummaging of drawers in the kitchen. "What are they doing?", Lori muttered under her breath. "Who interrupted my poetry reading?", Lucy asked, to which Lola and Luna were asking about the noise as well.

"Ladies and gentlemen!", Lynn Jr announced, who was also with Lincoln and Leni, along with Lana and Lily. "Charles, your attention please?", Lincoln said, to which Charles looked at the five siblings at the top of the stairway.

"You're all about to witness the most spectacular stunt...", Lana said, "EVER PERFORMED UNDER THIS ROOF!". "Do you know how hard it is to tell people we're ALL related?", Lisa said as she, Lori, Lucy, Lola, and Luna looked at them as well.

"Relax.", Lana said, "We'll put everything back.", as she gave out a piece of bread to everyone, and them much to the disgust of the people at the bottom of the stairway, stuffed the bag in her overalls pocket. "And now...", Lynn Jr said, "For the indoor stair luge!".

"Indoor stair luge, dude?", Luna said, "Gotta make that a new song title.". "Go have your un-fun somewhere else.", Leni said. "Un-fun is not a word!", Lisa backlashed, but Leni interrupted, "Don't care! It... is... SHOWTIME!". Lily was giggling in the backseat, and Lana said, "I know, this'll be epic.". "I can't watch!", Lola said, to which Lucy said, "Hope they'll meet their death soon.".

"Three... two... one!", the five siblings said in unison, and then they said, "Blastoff!". Everyone got out of the way, as the toboggan that the five are riding on goes down the stairway. To make matters worse, Rita was about to enter the door, when suddenly the toboggan raced past her.

Everyone landed safely in a bush, but Charles ran out of the house. "Charles, come back here!", Lola said, as she chased after him. "Hey Mom,", Leni said, "What's up?". Rita just angrily stared at them, to which Lincoln said, "We're in trouble now.".