Now, from behind the bush, Luan was using a periscope, and noticed Charles sniffing the ground, still wearing the Crablock on his collar.
"Okay guys,", Luan said, "Our bogie is in range, commence search and destroy.". "What?", Lincoln asked, to which Luan corrected, "I meant rescue, search and rescue.". However, Lori said to herself, "I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party, but Bobby was.".
"You're a lone wolf.", Luan commented, "You live alone, you die alone.". "Hey, can we please get the dog?", Lincoln asked, but Luan mocked, "Can we please get the dog? Can we please get the dog? Boo.". Soon, a car came up and went in front of Charles, blocking Luan's view.
"Oh, no.", Lincoln said, noticing Morag coming out of the car. "Hello Charles, goodbye Louds.", she said, as she placed the dog in the car and drove off.
"We're all dead!", Lincoln said, "We'll never get that crate shut, and me and some of my sisters are going to going to Colonel von Kronk's school for Wayward Kids!". "Why don't we take my car?", Luan suggested. "You have a car?", Lola asked, to which Luan said, "I said I drove.".
She soon let everyone back to the garage, and soon, a car that looks like a all terrain vehicle rolled out. "Wow.", Lola said, "That's awesome!". "Nah, this is just the dust cover.", Luan said.
Everyone soon got confused, and they noticed that Luan took the all terrian car, which happened to be the dust cover off, revealing the weirdest vehicle anyone has ever seen. "Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger.", Luan said, "Or S L O W for short.".
"S L O W?", Lola asked, to which Luan said that it was better than the last name she had, which was the Polynomial Organized Operational Pumpinator. "Oh, you mean...", Lana tried to say, but Luan interrupted, "Whoa, quick to the Slow!".
Soon, everyone went into the Slow. "It's like Vanzilla.", Lincoln said, "But more complicated.". "Yeah, and I still don't understand how Luan can drive.", Lisa said.
"Buckle up!", Luan said, "We're on a mission to find that dog, and we won't stop until we destroy it.". "Rescue it!", everyone reminded her, much to their worry. "Okay, there's nothing faster than slow, because if it's spelled backwards, it doesn't makes sense.", she joked.
"GPS, check! DVD/CD, check! Someone from the Czech Republic is a... Czech!", Luan said, while laughing. "Siren!", she also said, to which Todd was the siren, as he was now wailing like one. "Let's go!", Luan announced.
But the truth was, the Slow was a very clumsy vehicle, having three wheels, and a rocket design, it caused everyone to tell Luan to stay on the road. Meanwhile, Morag was driving to where Rita is, while singing, "I'm sending 11 Louds away!".
Charles soon urinated on one of the seats, causing Morag to say, "Wait till they get of load of you.". "There they are!", Luan said, but Todd was screaming, "Red Light!", as now the Slow was curving through various twists and turns.
"Someone else should drive!", Todd criticized, to which Luan said, "Okay, you win. Leni, you drive.", and pushed the steering wheel towards her. "Are you serious?!", Leni said with excitement. "I don't know.", Luan said.
"A little voice inside of me is saying, 'This is a bad idea.'", Luan continued, "But I can't hear that voice, because there's an even louder voice screaming, 'LET THE DITZ DRIVE!'". "Now punch it!", Luan ordered. "This is awesome!", Leni said, while driving the car, which caused Luan to barf.
"I want to drive!", Lisa said, saying that her driving is more safer. "Okay then.", Luan said, as she pressed a button, that caused another steering wheel to appear. "Wait,", Lori said, "Two people can't drive at the same time!". "You're right!", Luan said, "We should all drive.".
Soon, more steering wheels appeared, and everyone was speeding out of control. "One way street!", Todd repeatedly said, but everyone was still doing various twists and turns. Luan even said, "Hey, Rhode Island license plate! You never see those.".
Soon, the Slow crashed and fell apart. "I think I oiled my seat.", Todd said. "Can we do that again?", Lynn Jr asked, but Luan said, "Probably not, this'll take weeks to repair.".
"Nevermind that!", Luna said, "There she is, dude!". "Oh no!", Lisa said, "She's going into Mother's office. What do we do?".
"Don't worry about it!", Luan said, "I have three plans. Plan A: Mess up a perfectly clean house. Done that.", she said, flipping through the pages of the book, "Plan B: Cut your losses and ditch everyone. That could work.".
"What about that one?", Lola asked, to which Luan read, "Plan C: Trick Morag into handing over dog and lock?". "But what if that plan doesn't work?", Luan asked, to which everyone glared. "Ok, ok, Plan C! You don't have to be critical!".
Morag was about to go into the office building, until, "Excuse me ma'am.", Luan said, wearing a hippie outfit, "I'd like you to sign my petition.". "Get outta my way, you hippie freak!", Morag shouted, but Luan continued, "Are you unaware of the ruthless, senseless slaughter of the flatulating, acid-spitting Zumzizeroo?".
"What would it take you to get out of my face?", Morag asked. "Just sign my petition, with this large oversized pen that requires two hands.", Luan said, literally holdinh up said pen. "I see.", Morag said.
"Will you please hold this dog for me?", Morag asked, but then Luan said, "I have a problem with the word 'dog'. But I'd like to hold your Canine-American.". "Okay?", Morag said, to which Luan sang, "How much is that Canine-American in the window.".
"Luan!", everyone said, reminding her of the mission. When Morag looked back up to return the petition, she noticed that Luan's disguise is gone, and she and the rest of her siblings are running off.
Luan soon led them to a safe spot, which is a actual a dance party. "What the heck is this place?!", Luna said, noticing all the people dressed like Luan, "A cosplay convention?". "Uh, I think it is.", Lucy said, "Let's avoid eye contact.".
"But this place is so awesome!", Luan said, before noticing Benny. "Benny?! What're you doing here?", she asked, "Oh, hi Luan. This place is so awesome, especially when everyone is wearing your style of clothes.". "I'll get you kids!", Morag soon said, who entered the dance party.
"Here's Morag!", everyone said, "Luan!!!". Luan however was struggling, trying to find her prop flower that came off her. "I think I found it!", Benny said, and gave it to Luan. "Thanks, now I better get going, because me and my siblings are on a mission.", she said.
"Okay, good luck!", Benny said, to which Morag soon approached him. "Where did those Louds go?", she asked, to which Benny said, "Uh, what Louds?".
"I think we lost her.", Lincoln said, as he placed the lock back in his pocket, "Not the pocket, not the pocket!", the lock said.
"Okay, that was a close one.", Lana said, with Lola adding in, "Yeah, let's go home, so we can put the lock back on the crate.". "Relax guys, I'm all over it.", Luan laughed, before realizing something. "Hey, this isn't my flower.", she said, "I must have grabbed the wrong flower.".
"So?", Lori said, to which Luan said, "So?! Without my flower, I'm just an average run-of-the-mill prankster!". Soon, Morag was talking to Rita and Lynn Sr about what she has experienced, but they didn't believe her, and instead wanted to show them what the kids did to the house.
"We're doomed!", Luan said, with Leni adding in, "We're dead. This is mostly all my fault.". "Yeah,", Lincoln said, "Mine too.". "And me as well.", Lynn Jr and Lana said, with Lily showed puppy eyes as well. "Why do we do the exact opposite of what we're supposed to do?", Lincoln asked.
"Wait, that's it! The opposite!", Lana said, to which she shouts, "Hey Things, do NOT help us! Do NOT show up and help us get us home on time.". "Mekka Dekka!", Thing 1 shouted, "We're going on a road trip.", Thing 2 added.
"Vanzilla!", Leni shouted, to which Luan said, "How'd you get so smart?". Soon, everyone was in Vanzilla, as Leni tried to drive the gang back home. "C'mon, we have to beat Mom, Dad and Morag home!", Lincoln shouted.
So the race was on, to get back home first.
But back at their home, things were just getting worse.
Back at the Loud House, there are now purple blobby bubbles floating through the air, and they pass through various objects. The house slowly gets transformed, by making some furniture all curvy, and causing various appliances to come to life.
"There's Mother, Father and Morag!", Lisa said, noticing them up ahead. "Hey Things,", Leni said, "Do NOT do anything to slow down Mom.". "Mekka Dekka, slow down Mom.", the Things said in unison, as they leapt out of Vanzilla. "Let's do this Chocolate Thun-da!", Thing 1 said.
"Are you sure what you're telling us is true?", Lynn Sr saked, to which Morag said, "Yes, it is!". "Oh, great.", Rita said with dismay, "We're being pulled over.". Soon the police motorbike stopped next to the car.
"I'm sorry officers,", Rita said, "Was I speeding?". "Mekka Dekka license. Appa registration.", Thing 2 said, "Mekka Dekka You're one hot mama.". When Thing 2 said that, Thing 1 glared at him. "Hey, isn't that Vanzilla?", Lynn Sr asked.
"Well, I'm going after it.", Morag said, but before Lynn Sr told her to stop, she zoomed off on the motorcycle. "Uh, are those officers okay?", Rita asked, noticing them eating a piece of paper, which is a good distraction.