A/N: In this chapter I'm gonna try a new format of story telling, the good old, Name: "Words" that some fanfics use. Just felt like doing it cuz I was curious. Don't worry tho it'll only be for this chapter...I think.
Anyways, onto the Chapter!
When Izuku arrived home, he was greeted with his mother's worried check ups followed by a very well articulated tongue lashing, half of which just went flying over the greenette's head as he had a lot of contemplations ahead of him.
After reassuring his mother for the umpteenth time however, he was finally released and allowed to go to his room, where he immediately slumped to his bed, the number 1 hero's proposal still clouding his mind.
He needed something to temporarily get his mind off the offer, and as if on cue a loud vibration came from his phone, his linked PC automatically turning on.
It was a text message from an American contact of his, along with a picture of an incredibly jacked woman making a peace sign over a rather brutally beaten down villain.
Cassie: Hey Lil' Bro! I heard from Mirai that you were on the Japanese News after showing off during a hostage situation. He sounded Royally Pissed btw.
Creepy Green Analyst: The Heroes weren't doing Squat. If I hadn't stepped in the hostage would've suffocated to death.
Cassie: Honestly, I probably should've expected this. Especially after that incident with Akaguro.
Creepy Green Analyst: He's getting better, you know
Cassie: You Sure about that? *Raised Eyebrow Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: Well...At least he's not going around hunting "Fake" Heroes anymore *Shrugging Emoji *
Cassie: Of course, how could I forget! he's just stalking heroes for criminal evidence before capturing them and handing them over (barely alive) to the authorities now! *Shrugging Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: You say that like that's supposed to be normal
Cassie: That's the point of Sarcasm dumbass!
Creepy Green Analyst: Ok, RUDE
Creepy Green Analyst: Also. That's why it's called a "Work in Progress"
Cassie: I honestly don't get why you still let that psycho run around freely acting like a vigilante instead of just throwing him into a mental facility until he turns Sane, but...your headache, I guess *Shrugging Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: I'm not sending him to a crack house, Cass
Cassie: Even tho he really needs it?
Creepy Green Analyst: You really think they'd be able to keep him there if I did? *Raised Eyebrow Emoji *
Cassie: Fair enough
Creepy Green Analyst: Besides, I like to think of him as a necessary evil of sorts.
Cassie: Care to elaborate on that? *Raised Eyebrow Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: We need to slowly and carefully start to reinstill a controlled sense of fear and paranoia on the current generation of Heroes, especially now that All-Might is getting older.
Creepy Green Analyst: We need the complacent Heroes to start acting like proper ones so that we'll be ready and society won't collapse upon itself the moment All-Might steps down.
Izuku frowned at his last message. It reminding him of the life and world altering decision he has to take. Trying to shake the problem out of his head once more he continued texting his sister figure.
Creepy Green Analyst: As for his psychological issues...Baby Steps, Cass. Baby Steps
Cassie: Whatever you say, kid. Now, back to the Original topic...
Cassie: WTF were you Thinking?!
Creepy Green Analyst: That's the Neat thing...
Creepy Green Analyst: I Wasn't *Winking Emoji *
Cassie: ...
Creepy Green Analyst: Get the reference?
Cassie: No U.S Hero Quirk Analysis Commissions for a Month
Creepy Green Analyst: Wait, WHAT?! That's my main source of Income!
Cassie: First of all, Most of the money goes to your mother which then gets deposited to an account you'll have access to when you become of age and finish Highschool.
Cassie: Secondly, The "Income" is still gonna keep coming due to the backlog of payments the U.S still ows you for those commissions, I'm just gonna ask auntie Inko to deposit it all into the account and not to give you your share which is basically like taking away your allowance.
Cassie: Add to that the fact that you don't get to get off by analyzing the Quirks of new up and coming American heroes and You've got yourself the perfect punishment.
Cassie:...You little Shit *Smirking Face Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: You can't do this!
Cassie: Oh yes I Can, Buddy! I'm your American Liason *Sunglasses Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: This is Why You're Still Single!
A vein quickly poped up on the heroines face as she flew through the skies of Washington DC; freshly apprehended villain still cuffed and desperately clinging onto her leg for dear life.
"Can you believe this kid?!" She asked showing her phone to the frightened villain. "I look after his wellbeing and he responds by insulting MY LOVE LIFE!"
If the villain could be completely honest he couldn't hear, nor could he care less about what America's Strongest woman was currently blabbering about, but for the sake of his own well being and self-preservation, he would agree with the woman's statement no matter what it might've been.
"YesMa'am,youareabsolutelyrigthwhoevertriedtodispleaseyoumust'vebeenanabsolutefoolpleasedon'tdropme!" He whined/begged, the woman casually just going back to texting on her phone mid-fligth after a quick and irritated "That's It!"
Cassie: You can add No Access to the A.H.S.T.E.D Department to your list of punishments too.
"That ought to ruffle his fethers" She said with a chuckle, before accelerating her flight speed. The villain's grip tightening for the sake of survival.
Creepy Green Analyst: You Wouldn't
Creepy Green Analyst: Your Government wouldn't allow it
Cassie: I'm America's Number 1, Kid! TF are they gonna do?
Cassie: They either give me the most preferential ass of all treatments, or Else...
Cassie: Goodluck dealing with "New Order" aimed Straight at your face *Smiling Devil Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: You sound like a Villain
Cassie: Sure I do, especially coming from Mr. "I Blackmailed/Threatened my way into the American Government" himself!
Cassie: Hey Mr. Pot? Mr. Kettle Called. He says you're BLACK!
Creepy Green Analyst: I did No such thing!
Cassie: Sure you didn't
Cassie: You only heavily implied you had all of America's top 50 under your mercy after sending the Government a filed copy of all their Addresses, Medical Histories, Out of costume I.Ds, Quirk Analyses, Countermeasures, And Current Real Time Locations *Skull Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: Don't act like you weren't an accomplice
Creepy Green Analyst: That's how you became my Liason in the first place
Cassie: I see you're finally admitting to the crime
Creepy Green Analyst: I...
Cassie: What would Auntie Inko think of her sweet little Izuku
Creepy Green Analyst: Fine! You win!
Creepy Green Analyst: For now at least
Cassie: Try Me, kid
Another Notification that wasn't from his conversation with Cassie poped up on Izuku's screen.
Mini Shield: Hey, Izu. I need another brain to pick and help redesign this new Project I'm working on. I thought I had covered everything, but the system still keeps crashing/blowing up on my face.
Broccoli Brain: Sure thing. Just gemme a Sec.
Mini Shield: Cool. I'll send the Designs, ROS, Blueprints and Schematics while I wait *Thumbs up Emoji *
Broccoli Brain: Wait, ROS? You're Building a Robot?!
Mini Shield: Yup *Beaming Face Emoji *
Izuku went back to his chat log with Stars and Stripes to type a goodbye message.
Creepy Green Analyst: K Cass, See ya.
Cassie: That little Blonde Girlfriend of yours just texted you, didn't she
Creepy Green Analyst: She's Not my Girlfriend! She's my Tutor!
Cassie scoffed at her phone.
Cassie: Yeah right
Cassie: Ofc she is *Skull Emoji *
Creepy Green Analyst: What's THAT suppose to mean!?
Cassie: Melissa Shield...
Creepy Green Analyst: Yes, that is her name?...
Cassie: The Daughter of the Greatest Support Tech Developer and CEO of the best Support Tech Company in the world...
Creepy Green Analyst: Um...yeah?
Cassie: The little Ms. Genius Princess of the International Science hub I-Island...
Creepy Green Analyst: That's an unofficial title
Cassie: AND the poster girl of the most prestigious school campus for Young Geniuses, I.A.G.M, is tutoring some No name 14 year old on Musutafu because she jUst dOEsn'T hAvE AnYthIng bEttEr tO dO, dOEsn'T shE
Creepy Green Analyst: Well...Yes? I.A.G.M DID offer me a paid scholarship ya know
Creepy Green Analyst: Besides, it's not like YOU'RE one to talk.
Creepy Green Analyst: What's America's Might doing talking to said No name kid from Musutafu?
Cassie: I and the entirety of the American Government recognize the Analytical abilities of "Nakimushi" as either a potential international lvl threat, or if used properly, a highly valuable resource.
Creepy Green Analyst: Then why wouldn't The Shield Family and the entirety of I-Island do the same?
Creepy Green Analyst: Still hate that name btw
Cassie:...
Cassie: Touché little bro, Touché
Cassie: Also, get over it! The name fits you perfectly.
Creepy Green Analyst: It DOES NOT!
Cassie: Still doesn't change the fact that you two act like a couple of tech obsessed lovebirds
Izuku threw back his head with a groan at this.
Creepy Green Analyst: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Cassie: You can Silence me, But you Can't Silence the Truth!
Cassie: Get the reference?
Creepy Green Analyst: Hardy Har Har. Very funny Cass
[A/N]
Here are some quick translations and meanings for the acronyms I made up and used in this chapter:
-A.H.S.T.E.D=American Heroes Support Tech Engineering and Development.
-R.O.S=Robot Operating System
-Nakimushi=Crybaby
-I.A.G.M=I-Islan Academy for Gifted Minds
Also…I'll Mentioning Akaguro (Stain) for the next few chapters too, the plan is to introduce him during Deku's 10 month training….I hope.
As for Melissa…Y'all tell me, I'm open to ideas. I'll apply the one I like most if Y'all got any suggestions (with credits to whoever suggested it ofc)