this has been done a million times, but i don't care!

This is my first try at humor. Please review. Rated T for cussing.

In the days of the 2nd Rebellion, a science station orbiting Jupiter awakens an ancient horror that could cause the end of all galactic life. Now, eight of the UNSC's best soldiers are all that stands between this ancient threat, and the heart of mankind

A song parody that is based on Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams. I love Halo and the song made me think up this. Please don't hate me if you think it sucks. Finally revised it as promised.

It is the 3rd Age. The Covenant are combing the galaxy for their precious Forerunner's artifacts and absorbing or destroying any species they come across. Now they find a new planet with a new, seemingly primitive species that call themselves Lekgora...b

UNSC Smart AI's are functional for seven years. Then they start having... problems...

Earth has been saved, the elites join forces with the humans, but some prophets have risen to power. read this 30 chapter book.

The Master Chief meets a weird girl while hiding from the Covenant army. He takes her back to the UNSC and finds out that she's got some tricks up her sleeve. Typical, to stupid to know she's got problems.

We all know about the Parasite invading High Charity but what if a group of four people had the opportunity to change all that? Please R&R. Rated 'M' for romance later to come.

A short tragic tale.

Just a little something I wrote in my spare time.

As the Chief attempts to stop Truth and The Arbiter reforms the Elites along side the remaining crew of the In Amber Clad, the fate of both sides will be decided...

The events of Delta Halo in novel form. First chapter now complete. Read and review!

This story tells of a lone Spartan that is sent on a mission to search for a distress signal that was picked up on deserted planet. But what he finds there something much more powerful and the fate of the entire galaxy is in his hands.

The story of a squad of Spartan III's stuck on a planet controlled by the covenant many battles await them, and many secrets are to be discovered.

This poem is about dead grunts.

You've read the title. While Humanity may be safe after the war with the Covenant, are they completely safe from their worst fears? Rated T. Ch. 7 is up!

A poem about grunts.

This entry is about a pistol. READ IT!

Grunts... That go to a CARNIVAL. I wrote this one a while ago, but I reread it today and decided to post it.

A one chapter shooter in which i had to use the word kink in a english assignment. Enjoy it, has some humor in it. please R&R!

The continuing chronicles of an Elite that survived Halo. He has allied with the Humans and let all Covenant tremble who stand in his way.

If you have already read my othe fanfics, then you will know that I don't put summaries.

The United Alliance of Sanghelli, Unggoy and Lekgolo have joined with the Humans to fight the Covenant. However, during an assault on a Covenant planet with the UNSC's newest ship, things start to go wrong....

Follow Chief on this stupidly humor driven parody. Yes, the ending will still suck. Rated T for Teen for Violence, Language, and Sexual Comments, CH5 brings TEH ARBITER!