Author's Note: GREAT SCOTT! It's November 5th! You know what that means, right? It means Fireworks Night in the UK. But for everyone else, it means that this is the day Doctor Emmett L. Brown invented time travel! And since this series is all about Time and its alterations, what better way to celebrate it? So, everyone: stay safe, be responsible and remember Time Travel should be handled by the professionals.
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Sam and Bill Time Patrol Pleasures
Chapter 2
Co-Writer GreyKing46
We do not own these characters. All rights belong to Akira Toriyama, Funimation, Toei Animation and Shueisha.
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It was a new day, and a couple of days later since the joined mission and the...disastrous dinner that was made that turned many stomachs.
"Urgh...I can't believe it was that bad." Sam groaned as she shuddered at the memory of that dinner. She soon shook her head as she was getting ready to go on another mission. "Alright, can't think of that right now...and Bill is still out of commission. Come on, Sam. Get your head in the game."
She approached one of the many 'Parallel Quest' hubs in Conton City, seeing floating white rob-like robots with red lenses for a single eye, small arms and feet. "Welcome, fellow Patroller. Which mission do you wish to go on today?" It asked with a semi-robotic voice.
"Urgh, I dunno. What have you got?" Sam asked as she looked at the list of missions and saw something in the Four-Star ranking. "Wait a sec. What about this one?" She asked as she brought out a mission.
"That timeline is during the 'Android Saga'. It seems that there's something wrong with Android 18 after being awakened by Dr Gero." The robot commented.
"...The 'Android Saga'? Is that the 'professional term'?" Sam asked giving air quotes as she heard that giving a deadpan tone.
"Many people give this era of Earth different names, we're just using short and simple names to denote which part of the timeline is significant." The robot answered.
"Whatever you say." She answered. "I'll take this quest then."
"Good luck, Patroller." The robot responded as Sam teleported into that timeline.
FLASH!
"Thanks." Sam commented as she arrived in that timeline's location where the Androids had awakened. In Dr Gero's old lab, the location where they were created...and also the housing place of the greatest threat right now: Cell. "Alright, let's see where the Androids are."
Sam looked behind her in the lab and frowned, very tempted to just blow this place up and kill the Cell embryo deep within. "Hmm...Would that fuck things up any more than needed?" She asked herself.
"YES!" a voice cried out in her mind/ear.
"Ow! God! You don't need to yell! ...Who yelled?" Sam asked.
"That would be me, young whippersnapper, the Supreme Kai!" The voice said, sounding like it came from an old man.
"...'Supreme Kai'? Wait, are you Shin's great-grandfather that got shoved in a sword?" Sam asked as she tried to figure it out.
"Not quite like that, but yes." He answered. "Your duty is to deal with the time discrepancies and not to cause bigger waves than what are currently present!"
"Alright, alright." She sighed. "Trunks would probably chew my sweet ass out if I did that." She then looked over her shoulder and hummed. "And it is a sweet ass."
"Congratulate yourself later, you have to find the Androids." The Elder Kai answered.
"Alright, alright. I'm on it." She sighed. "Android 18, I'm coming for you." She powered up and flew off at her top speed. "What exactly is the issue?" Sam asked, blinking.
"It seems that her programming was corrupted, she feels more like a monster than just an enhanced human." The Elder Kai answered. "If she isn't stopped, I think that she will kill Goku and his friends with or without her sibling."
"Okay, ouch. Do you think she'll stop if I beat her down and we get her to Trunks' mum?" She asked as she flew.
"It's possible, Bulma is one of the greatest geniuses of Earth." The Elder Kai answered.
'I wonder what Android 18 looks like in this timeline?' Sam thought to herself, knowing enough about the Androids from Trunks and his experience of them.
*Elsewhere*
We arrive at a city, where a group of humans were driving in a food truck.
One was a large thirty-year-old man with a mohawk of red hair and blue eyes; wearing bulky green armour and black undersuit and green boots. Emblazoned on his left pectoral was a horizontal red ribbon with two white 'R's.
The second was a shoulder-length, parted-in-the-middle, black-haired man with blue eyes and gold hoop earrings. He seemed to be a young man in his twenties, with an orange bandanna around his neck, a black T-shirt over a long-sleeved white shirt, blue jeans with a brown belt around his waist, green socks and white and blue sneakers. On his black shirt was the same red ribbon logo.
Lastly was a young woman in her twenties, with shoulder-length blonde hair that parts over the left side that she tucked behind her ear, golden hoop earrings on both ears, D-Cup breasts behind a black shirt with white and black striped sleeves, a blue denim sleeveless jacket, a blue denim skirt with a brown belt that had a gold buckle, long black leggings and brown leather boots. On the back of her jacket was a large red ribbon logo.
These were the Androids.
Android 16. Created by Dr Gero, who modelled him after his deceased son.
Android 17. Originally a human called Lapis, who was artificially modified by Dr Gero along with his twin sister.
Android 18. Originally a human called Lazuli, who, like her brother, was modified by Dr Gero.
All three of them were created for the sole purpose of killing Son Goku, in a maddened grief-ridden revenge for what happened with the Red Ribbon Army.
"Hey big guy, how's it going back there?" Android 17 asked as he drove.
"I am quite content. This truck has enough room." Android 16 responded with a robotic tone to his voice.
"Awesome. What about you, sis? Enjoying freedom outta that old kook's lab?" Android 17 asked his sister.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Great." She answered, almost dismissively.
"Alright, what's wrong? I thought you'd be excited to get on the open road and get away from that creep Gero." Android 17 asked.
Android 18's eyes flashed dark purple for a moment. "I am. But I want more. A good fight."
"Well, you know what? We can get a good fight when we go find Goku." Android 17 answered as he continued to casually drive.
"Son Goku?" Android 16 perked up, like he was ready for a fight.
"Take it easy buddy." Android 17 responded with a smirk. "He's not here yet."
Coming through the sky were a group of people. Each one with a strong power level and each with a different aura about them.
First was Piccolo, now wearing a broad-shouldered white cape and turban, his purple clothes and his orange pointed boots.
Second was Krillin, albeit older and having more muscle definition than Sam saw him at the 23rd World Tournament.
Next was a bald muscular man with three eyes, the third was situated in the middle of his forehead, wearing green trousers and a toga around his left shoulder, a red sash, green bracers and black boots.
Next was Trunks...however, he looked younger here than back at the Time Nest. He was wearing a blue denim jacket with a white and black styled 'C' shaped logo, black vest and dark black trousers, yellow boots, and a sword on his back.
And lastly was a spiky blonde-haired man, wearing white and bronze body armour, white gloves and boots and a full blue bodysuit, he had a serious look on his face as he was exuding more energy than the others.
"So there they are!" The blonde-haired man glared as he saw the truck.
"Dad, wait. You can't go after them like this!" Trunks called out
"Quiet, boy! They escaped the lab because of YOUR stupid blast slowing us down!" The blonde man snapped as he suddenly came to a stop, aiming down at the truck as energy began to gather in his palm. "Big Bang Attack!"
KA-PEW!
The energy blast came streaking down and hit the truck, causing it to explode and the three Androids leapt out, slightly scorched and their feathers were ruffled.
"Dude. Not cool. We were driving that." Android 17 remarked, unhurt, but annoyed.
...
A darkness suddenly filled the air, and everyone's hearts froze.
"Finally." Android 18 growled as she was pulsing with a dark energy aura. "A fight."
"Err, Sis? Y-You doing okay?" Android 17 asked as he saw his sister glowing with evil energy.
"Yeah." She commented, shrugging her jacket off.
Thud
"This asshole... Just ruined... My...Only set of clothes!" She responded, the aura exploding around her violently.
"Holy shit!" Krillin panicked as the team felt the immense power that Android 18 was giving off.
"It-it's intense!" Tien grunted as he and Piccolo crossed their arms to block the spewing energy.
"Was she always this strong?" Piccolo asked in fear.
"Good. Finally, a real challenge for Vegeta!" The blonde-haired man spoke proudly and in the third person.
"Dad, no!" Trunks called out as Vegeta flew straight at Android 18 and began to punch her with his fists...and not doing any damage.
"Huh?" Vegeta gasped as he tried to fight Android 18, before she simply slapped him in his face, flinging him into the mountain.
CRASH!
"Hmph." Android 18 brushed it off as she tucked her hair behind her ear before she slammed her foot up high, smashing it into Trunk's nose.
SLAM!
Blood shot out from Trunks' nose as he was kicked by the Android, screaming out in agony as he was being used as a ragdoll right now.
"Hang on!" Tien called out as he tried to help.
But it was useless, Android 18 grabbed Trunks by his shirt and threw him straight into Tien's stomach.
CRUSH!
"Weak." Android 18 glared right at them. "Give me a real fight!" As she flew in and punched Piccolo in the stomach.
"Is she always like that?" Android 16 asked to 17.
"No, not recently. I think it might be that dumb doc's programming messing us up. You know how it goes." Android 17 responded, noting that this was different from how she usually was.
"I wonder if this will help us kill Son Goku." Android 16 commented as the 'fight' continued up in the air.
"We need to get you a hobby." Android 17 commented.
Android 16 looked around and spotted a small sparrow up in a tree and smiled. "Birds are nice."
"There ya go." Android 17 responded kindly.
PUNCH!
Trunks was pummelled into the mountain, rocks falling off his body as Android 18 was bored and angry...a terrible combination for anyone.
"I can't believe how weak you all-" Android 18 commented as she soon was hit by a purple ki blast and shot her into the forest.
"Sorry, I'm late!" Sam called out as she had flown as fast as she could to this location.
"Wh-who are you?" Krillin asked as he was pulling himself out of a mountain.
"I'm a friend. I'll handle Android 18. She's too much for you right now." Sam explained as she saw the dark aura seeping into 18's body as her red eyes continued to glow.
'Yeah, there's the corruption now.' Sam thought. "Kinda hot though." She smiled.
"Say that again." Android 18 glared as she zoomed up and attacked Sam.
"I said you're-OW!" Sam responded as she was punched in the face. "God, ow!"
"Unless you're here to fight, get out of my way!" Android 18 glared.
"...Try and flirt with the ladies, get punched in the face." Sam groaned. "Alright, fine. I'll give you a fight, but it won't stop me having fun with you."
"You find this 'fun'?" Android 18 asked as she continued to fight, but Sam having learned from her mistakes, began to dodge and block.
"Well, yeah. as anyone told you, you look stunning?" Sam asked as she shot out her arm and wrapped the Android up.
"What are-?" Android 18 asked as she was spun around and thrown into the ground.
CRASH!
'Something tells me, she'll survive that.' Sam thought to herself as she rushed down and continued the fight.
Android 18 grunted as she got back up from the dirt, glaring at Sam as she was thrown about. "How about you fight me like a woman and not as some pink gum?" And blasted energy out of her hands.
"WHOA!" Sam dodged out of the way. "To be fair! I'm kinda like that!" She answered, smacking the Android around, before she got a fist through her head which left her face scrunched up like an old cartoon character.
Android 18 looked at this in shock, as Sam shook her head back to normal. "Wh-what are you?"
"Wow! That's a good punch." Sam groaned as she complimented Android 18's strength. "But what's wrong, sexy? Why all the rage?"
"I-I-g-Gaaaahhhhh!" 18 howled as she grabbed her head, the dark aura growing more and more.
'Oh crap, I pushed a button.' Sam thought as she saw this. "Hey, Elder Kai, any thoughts?"
"Yes, knock her out!" He responded. "It is a flaw in her programming! When in a battle mindset she loses all control and slowly goes insane!"
"Wait... you said 'battle mindset' right?" She asked.
KA-PEW!
A blast of powerful energy shot out and attacked Sam, which she blocked as much as she could. "Get over here, you bubble gum bitch!"
"Yes, someone has messed with the super-computer that replaced her brain!" Elder Kai responded
"Ow...I guess. I have to. Change it!" She smiled despite being wounded and thought of a way to get in close. And she did so by teleporting in close and kissed Android 18 on the lips.
"Hmm?!" Android 18 hummed in shock, her purple aura vanishing briefly as Sam began to envelop her and embrace her. "H-hmm."
'Little do Gods know, this is my best move.' Sam thought with a smile.
"Ah! Wh-what are you-? D-Doing?" Android 18 asked as she was being stroked by Sam's arms by her stroking her body and massaging her.
"You're tense, and I'm the one who can soothe you." She smiled as she kissed Android 18 again.
'F-Fuck. She's not here to fight?' Android 18 thought as she tried to rip herself out of Sam's grip...but her anger was ebbing away, feeling more excited than enraged.
'Ha, it's working!' Sam thought victoriously. '...She's a good kisser though.'
"Ah~, Wh-who are you?" Android 18 asked as she broke the kiss.
"I'm Sam. I'm a Majin and a 'friend'." Sam introduced herself.
"A-A 'friend'? You often kiss friends full on the lips?" Android 18 glared as she felt Sam's malleable body massage her.
"Call it a 'friendly entrance'. And only for the cute ones." Sam winked.
"You think I'm 'cute'? I'm an enhanced human that can blast a mountain if I wanted to." Android 18 commented.
"And I'm a humanoid made of malleable pink goo, that's normal for this world, Lazuli." Sam answered, using Android 18's real name.
"W-What did you call me?" She asked in shock.
"Your name. Your real name, Lazuli." Sam continued again as she embraced her, straddling her hips as she pushed the blonde android to the ground.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Android 18 asked, having Sam straddle her.
"I'm on top, Lazuli. Just let me handle this, okay?" Sam asked passionately as she morphed herself around the augmented human.
"D-Don't call me-Ah!" Lazuli began to pant as Sam's fingers rubbed her flower and her nipples.
"I think you're not being honest. You're not a bad person, I think you've just had a bad time." Sam soothed. "I'm here to make sure you do have a good time."
'Sh-Shit! Sh-She's good.' Lazuli thought as she was teased like this, having the first feeling of relaxation and sensual touch in what seemed like forever.
"Tell me, Lazuli. Have you ever been with a woman before? Someone who knows their way to please them?" Sam asked tenderly as she kissed her lips and pleased her.
"I've never had someone close like that." Lazuli admitted as she moaned in Sam's arms.
"Well, I'm always one to give the ladies what they want and miss." Sam teased as she played with Android 18 and kissed her neck tenderly.
Android 18 began to moan again, feeling more and more relaxed as she was enjoying this...and losing the bloodlust towards the Z-Fighters.
*With the Fighters*
"Seriously, what is taking her so long?" Android 17 wondered.
"Why? You scared that bitch of yours can't handle my power?" Vegeta retorted.
"Dad, what the hell?!" Trunks shouted at his father.
Android 17 took a deep breath and sighed. "You know? Just for that. I'mma break that arm of yours."
"Try it, tin-ARGH!" Vegeta called out as Android 17 slammed his leg into Vegeta's arm.
Vegeta screamed as his arm was being broken, with Piccolo and Tien looking on with a somewhat smug grin on their faces.
"Aren't you going in to help?" Trunks asked them.
"Trunks, if I can be honest; Vegeta deserves it." Tien answered as Vegeta was screaming in the background.
"How can you say that?" Trunks asked.
SMASH!
"FUUUU-!" Vegeta screamed.
"Your mum didn't tell you about the time that Vegeta killed us?" Piccolo commented.
"He did WHAT?!" Trunks double-took.
"Jesus, what the hell did the Future not tell you?" Krillin asked.
"Hey, 16, do you know where my sister is" Android 17 asked as he gripped Vegeta by his golden hair.
"Scanning." Android 16 responded. "She is currently entangled with the strange fighter in the forest."
"Oh, good. She winning?" He smiled.
"It is currently a tie." 16 answered simply.
"Damn. Either sis is playing around or that pink girlie is good." 17 commented "Well, I'm sure 18 will be-"
*Back with 18 and Sam*
"-CUMMING! I'M CUMMING! OH FUUUUUCKKKK!" 18 screamed as her eyes rolled back, wildly bucking her hips against Sam's eager tongue as she felt her mind turning white from pleasure for a few moments. "OH FUUUU-"
*back to the fight*
"-UUUUUUCCCK!' Vegeta cried as he was sent crashing down, slamming hard into the ground causing a massive dust cloud.
"Father, I'm coming!" Trunks called out as he drew his sword and struck at the Androids. "HAAAA-!"
Shatter!
Trunks' eyes widened in shock, his weapon shattered on impact on 17's arm.
"Smooth moves, Goldy Locks." 17 mocked before he done forwards and began to pummel Trunks.
SLAM!
Trunks was being beaten down by 17, all the while having horrific flashbacks to his own timeline. And 17 was just having a content smile on his face.
"This is bad, damn it!" Tien launched forward and tried to protect Trunks.
"Oh, great we've got this now!" Piccolo rolled his eyes.
"Oh, come on guys!" Krillin panicked as he looked over at Android 16...who was just standing there admiring some woodpeckers.
Krillin suddenly got an idea, whispering to Tien and Piccolo.
"You cannot be serious." Tien deadpanned.
"It'll work! ...I think." Krillin answered.
CRASH!
"ARGH!" Trunks screamed out in pain.
"We don't have time, it'll have to do!" Piccolo answered.
"I can't believe we're about to do this." Tien groaned.
"I'll be right back!" Krillin called before rushing over to Vegeta "Hey Vegeta, you okay?" He asked, kneeling next to him.
"Do I... LOOK... Like I'm fine?" He snarled.
"Look, we got a plan. But all you and Trunks have to do is hold 17 off for five minutes. Think you can handle that, buddy?" Krillin commented.
"'Five minutes'? If we survive this, bald one. I and going to make you suffer for this." Vegeta growled.
"So, you're saying you can't handle it?" Krillin asked.
"I'm 'The Prince of All Saiyans'! Of course I 'can handle it'!" He growled and got back to his feet.
"That's good. I mean he WAS kicking your ass in one but... Oh, you'll be fine. I believe in you, Vegeta!" Krillin grinned.
'I swear to god, when this is over, I'm going to crack that weakling's head open like a chestnut!' Vegeta thought as he flew up and attacked Android 17.
"So, tell me, you and blondie over there are trying to stop us?" Android 17 asked. "And what's with the sword? You gotta know that's not gonna work well."
"I. I'm not. Giving. Up. Yet." Trunks grunted as he tried to fight through the pain.
Bwooom!
"Huh?" Android 17 turned blinked and turned as he saw Vegeta power up a powerful blast.
"Oh..." 17 muttered as he saw it.
KABOOM!
*With Sam*
"AH~!" Sam gasped as Lazuli and her climaxed together, the android's body convulsing from the pleasure and passion that both shared...and finally knocked her out of the evil aura infecting her.
"W-Wow. That. Was amazing." Lazuli panted as Sam embraced her with a red blush on her cheeks.
"Nah, you were." Sam answered. "You feel better?"
"Yeah, I am." She nodded.
"Tell me, Sam. What are you doing here?" Lazuli asked.
"Well...I was to stop you from killing the others." Sam explained.
"We weren't going to-was I? It's weird, I wanted to kill them...but I wanted just to get out of there." Lazuli responded.
"You and your friends want to be free?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Lazuli sighed tiredly as Sam recalled her body back to herself. "But it's my brother and 16."
"Right, right, right." Sam nodded. "Look, if you promise not to cause trouble or kill Goku, you guys can go; okay?"
"That's a tall order." Lazuli commented.
"Love, I made you cum your brains out when you said, 'You'd do anything for me if I did that'. So yeah, I know you can do that." Sam answered.
"Tch, got me there." Lazuli answered. "Alright, deal. Speaking of, where are my brother and 16?"
KABOOM!
"AAAARGH!" A deep painful roar coming from the distance.
"Sounds like one of your friends is in trouble." Lazuli commented.
"Yeah...it does." Sam answered. "Want to help me out with this?"
"Fine...Do you have a spare-?" Lazuli asked as she looked for her clothes.
"Oh, don't worry, I gotcha." Sam answered and brought out an identical set of Lazuli's clothes.
"Where did you-? You know what? Never mind." Lazuli answered as she took the clothes and put them on.
"You're welcome." Sam smiled. "Come on, let's stop your brother from doing something stupid."
*Back at the fight*
"GAH! HCK! ARGH! OW! DUH! DOY! DAH!" Vegeta grunted as Android 17 was punching him in the gut.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this but, this is getting boring." Android 17 commented, holding Vegeta by his stretchy armour by the collar.
"You have been doing it for the last 10 minutes. Of course, it is." Android 16 responded.
"Father...ow." Trunks grunted as he was in the mountain.
"I knew that'd work." Krillin groaned with a pained smile. "Guys... Now!"
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"
"DODONPA!"
A combined burst of three ki attacks burst straight forwards at Android 17, which made him drop Vegeta. "Oh...crapbaskets."
KABOOM!
Vegeta plummeted and crashed into the ground next to his son, with a dark cloud of smoke covering Android 17.
"Think that did it?" Tien wondered.
"I doubt it, but it did enough." Piccolo answered.
"Oh man, my favourite shirt." Android 17 brushed his body off, but feeling pain as there were two discernible holes in his shoulders.
"Hey!" Lazuli called out as she flew up, wearing her clothes again.
"Oh, hey sis. You, done with that other person?" 17 asked.
"Yeah, I am. We're going." Lazuli answered.
"Are you serious? We're just starting to have fun." Android 17 responded.
"There is nothing left for us here. Son Goku is not here, and the many birds will be in trouble should we linger." Android 16 retorted.
"You, see? We've got better stuff to do." Lazuli answered.
"Alright, alright." 17 responded. "Hey later, losers. Try not to die next time."
"W-Wait. You can't-!" Trunks strained to get up.
"Stay down, Trunks. You can't beat them right now." Sam spoke as she appeared by their side.
"Y-You're alive?" Tien asked.
"Well, duh. Yeah." Sam answered.
"Okay, how?" Piccolo retorted.
"I found a way to placate Lazuli." Sam shrugged nonchalantly.
"Who?" Krillin asked.
"Android 18. That's her name. Her brother is called 'Lapis'." Sam responded.
"'Lazuli'?" Krillin asked as he heard that name, getting a little smitten.
"Alright, the timeline is back underway and fixed." Elder Kai answered.
"Alright, good. What was supposed to happen?" Sam asked as she stood to the side.
"Aside from Android 18 having her wires crossed due to the interference, Android 17 was supposed to be damaged before being absorbed by Cell." He responded.
"Okay, fine. Good to know." Sam answered. "Are you guys gonna be okay?"
"Yeah, we'll be fine." Tien answered.
"Whoever you are, thank you." Trunks added.
"No problem. Oh, Trunks...you're not a bad kid." Sam winked as she teleported away back to Conton City.
FLASH!
"Phew, what a day." Sam smiled as she completed her mission and walked back home.
"Well done, Time Patroller." A familiar voice spoke.
Standing before Sam was an ancient Kai. Faded lilac skin with a short mohawk of white hair and toothbrush moustache, pointed ears with a pair of small yellow sphere earrings, wearing teal underclothes, red boots, and black kai garb with red edges and an orange sash around his waist.
"Oh, Elder Kai." Sam commented as she bowed to him. "Thank you. Just doing my job."
"Yes, yes. Of course. Though your methods are...unorthodox, to say the least." Elder Kai responded. "But nevertheless, you got results. Keep up the good work."
"Thanks...I'm just. Yeah. Heading home. Bye." She waved as she headed off...and could almost feel the old man's eyes on her. Giving a creeped-out shudder, she headed home. "I wonder if Bill's okay now?" She wondered, trying to think of something other than the Elder Kai.
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To be continued
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