Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
Team RWBY and Teamy JNPR were together in Team JNPR's room.
There was a large chalkboard in the middle of the room in front of the window.
Naruto Uzumaki
Ruby: He's a nice guy, but a little weird. Weiss: He's okay, and kind of handsome, but he's also really weird and I have issues trusting him. Blake: Handsome, strong, kind, and helpful... but annoyingly skilled in combat. Yang: He's a good guy, and I want to fluff his tails, but I hate how he is stronger than me.
Yor Briar
Ruby: She's kind of an airhead, but she's really nice and pretty. Weiss: She's beautiful and smart, but also kind of dumb. Blake: She's very attractive, and very powerful. Yang: She's too strong, I'm not a big fan of her.
Illya Von Einzburn
Ruby: She's evil incarnate. Weiss: She's a nasty, horrible person. Blake: She's too full of herself, and a wicked woman. Yang: I want to punch her.
Trevory Belmont
Ruby: He's kind of funny, but doesn't do much. Weiss: He smells like beer, and his good looks are wasted on him. Blake: He is a jerk. Yang: I want to punch him.
"Okay Team JNPR... can you help us make friends with 3/4ths of Team Night... because... we need to convince them to get Illya expelled and arrested... she's done some bad things we can't talk about. She's also forcing Naruto to share a bed with her... who knows how long before she does something horrible to him." Ruby was really concerned, and she wanted to get Team JNPR to help her team make better friends with Naruto's team.
-With Team Night-
"This is stupid."
"I agree with the midget on this... slightly... what are we even doing this for?" Trevor asked as they played a board game together. He barely even understood the rules of the game that Yor was making them play. They had been playing the game for 5 hours straight now, and it seemed like none of them were any closer to winning.
"Yor worked hard to make this... I landed on this green space... okay..." Naruto drew a card from the green deck. "... Your butt is on fire, move ahead 5 spaces... damn this card is brutal." Naruto moved his piece ahead the spaces.
Yor went next.
"Blue space! Okay... You killed the wrong person, pay the client across from you 100,000 lien." Yor handed Trevor a bunch of fake money. "Illya, you just landed on the same space as Naruto. That means the two of you arm wrestle, and the loser has their next dice roll cut in half." Yor explained the rules of the game to Illya.
Illya looked at Naruto.
"... You win." Illya wasn't about to test her strength against Naruto. She was well aware that she couldn't beat a single person at the table in any contest of strength or speed. "The card I drew says... give the player on your right a kiss on the cheek, or go to jail for speeding..." Illya looked to her right and saw Trevor was there.
She put her piece in jail.
Trevor sighed in relief.
"Blue space! Ah! That is great! You raided an Atlas Brewery, you got so drunk that you lost a turn, but since this is your third time losing a turn to hangover, you gained hangover immunity." Yor pat Trevor on the shoulder with a wide smile.
"Living the dream..."
They played the game for several more hours.
"... So... who wins." Naruto stated as the game was over, and it was hard to tell who won.
"Well. You take all the kills you got, and then you add all your different immunities. You subtract the number of failed kills... the person with the highest number wins. After that, if there is a tie you count money, and if that is a tie too... you arm wrestle for the winner spot." Yor and everyone else started to count up all the kills they got. "Seems like Trevor and I are in first place, Naruto is in second, and Illya is in last."
"... I'm ready for some arm wrestling, but I warn you... you might be stronger than me, but my technique is second to none." Trevor bragged as he cleared the table they were using.
"... I bet he breaks his arm."
"No bet."
*CRUNCH*
"... I talked shit, and got punished for it." Trevor looked up at the ceiling with a smile for a moment, before he stood up and looked at his arm. An arm that was currently bending in the wrong direction thanks to Yor. "Naruto... thank you." Trevor had his arm snapped back in place. "How did you get so freaking strong Yor... your arms are so thin." Trevor was a bit bitter that he lost so easily.
"My Semblence is Uncontrollable Strength. It's always active, and sometimes it flares up a little more than usual. Normally I can kind of control myself, but sometimes my Semblence just spikes and I lose a bit of control." Yor had a passive Semblence that was always active for as long as she had aura. "What about you, what is your Semblence?" Yor asked.
"He doesn't know."
"Yeah, I got my memories back... kind of late, and I didn't really have time to experiment or figure it out. Honestly, I didn't really have any super powers in my previous life to compare it to." Trevor just didn't know what to test.
Naruto could make clones of himself in a past life.
Yor had super strength she could barely control.
Illya could do that hair thing as well.
He was just a really strong human with lots of knowledge on supernatural creatures, with a whip and a sword. That was the extent of how supernatural he was, or what his super power was.
-In Team JNPR's Room-
"Dang... you guys just can't agree on what to do about this." Jaune was SO confused about why Yang and Blake seemed to just flat out hate Trevor. "I understand the shower thing and him seeing you naked... but why don't you hate Naruto too?" Jaune was so confused.
"He gave Ruby his shirt, and didn't really make a big deal out of it." Yang would have been much more angry with Naruto if he had made it a big deal. Instead, Naruto just gave Ruby his shirt and stopped himself from seeing Blake's body. It helped that Yor defended Naruto from their anger as well by saying he was just used to undressed girls.
"It was my fault he saw me naked, not his fault." Ruby just wasn't upset that anyone saw her naked over her own mistake.
Blake just shrugged.
"Trevor made a rude comment, Naruto stopped me from flying out of a window."
"That isn't fair... Pyrrha slapped me when she walked in on me while she was getting changed..." Jaune pouted at his own bad luck.
Pyrrha blushed.
"Changing the subject... why don't you just invite Team Night to hang out like you do with us sometimes?" Nora changed the subject for all of them to get back on track. "Also... isn't getting Illya expelled kind of... overkill?"
"No." Team RWBY stated as one.
Chapter End!
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