The Codfather II: The Mackerel Strikes Back. The episode continues...
Plot
Bart's Room. He is playing Halo.
He is shooting Spartans.
"Eat this you (Expletive bleep)" He fired the plasma rifle at an online opponent.
Marge bringing in the washing in a basket gasped offended.
"Mom what's (Bleep)?" Oscar asked.
Marge gasped.
"Shove that grenade up your (bleep) with a (bleep) and a (Bleep) so you have to (bleep) sideways." Bart swore over headset as he shot at enemy Spartans.
"Bartholomew!" Marge yelled pulling off his head set. Bart winced as a few hairs got caught in the head phone part.
"Yes..." He sighed.
"Where did you learn that language?!" Marge yelled. "Was it Aunt Selma?"
"No..." said Bart.
"I oughta ban-" Marge started to announce his punishment.
"He will be suspended for ten minutes so I can write the story. But then he can go back on it. You'll just have to box my ears with cotton balls..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed.
Lounge.
"Aw, honey, we're just worried that this bloody, potty-mouthed game is turning your mind to..." Marge started.
"To (Bleep)..." Bart swore.
"That's it! Marge where does the soap usually live?!" Homer yelled.
"You ate our soap last weak.. I don't know why but you're some kind of freak of nature that finds soap delectable..." said Oscar.
"Can I play Bonestorm?" Bart sighed.
"No..." said Marge.
"Guts of War?" Bart asked.
"No!" said Marge.
"What can I play?" Bart sighed.
Marge sat at the computer Homer used to make his annoying webpage on and typed away on it. "This game is cute!"
"Pal-Shapes?! Mom.. That website is crawling with computer viruses..." said Bart.
Marge screamed.
"I'll call the debugger..." Hugo sighed.
"Hehehehehe!" Debugger..." Oscar laughed.
Marge sighed at him annoyed.
Homer arrived from his offscreen trip to the store. He was holding a bar of soap.
"Alright little sailor mouth! Open up!" Homer tried to force the bar of soap in Bart's mouth.
Bart struggled and bit him. "Ow!"
Marge sighed.
...
She tried to find another game for Bart to play.
She noticed Oscar was on a very cute virtual pets site.
"Look Dino! That character looks like you! Right that's it! I'm calling a lawyer!" said Oscar to Dino before suddenly deciding to sue the website.
"Oz they created that character first..." Hugo sighed.
"Well this is a cute game!" Marge smiled.
"I like cute." Oscar grinned.
Bart retched. "It's lame..."
"Well your ten minutes are not up yet..." said Oscar.
Bart groaned.
"Marge I'm Tivo-ing thst delightful sports drama that just came out Glory Road." said Homer.
"Glory Hole!" Oscar blurted out and laughed.
"Oscar!" Marge told him off for using a rude word. It's gay slang for um something so yeah it's rude...
Lisa came in reading a book, as always.
"I see Bart came back to life..." She sighed.
"What happened?!" Homer asked.
"Oscar took a Raiders of the Lost Ark reference way too seriously and ninety percent of the school died..." said Lisa.
The Simpsons groaned.
"Did Milhouse get his face back after the bean ghosts melted it?" Oscar asked.
"Yeah..." said Lisa.
"Well Bart has started swearing while playing on his X Box..." Marge sighed.
"(Bleep)!" Bart stubbed his toe.
"Bart!" Marge yelled.
"So he is having a tine out until I say so." said Oscar.
Lisa frowned at Oscar.
"Let's look in the closet for something to play." said Marge.
"Oh and Michael's actually rather gentle compared to his dad." said Lisa. "He is also a chef."
"Yeah but break his heart and you'll wake up to a dead horse head in your bed..." said Homer.
"Ugh Homer..." said Marge.
The door rang.
Michael was there. Mostly for soprano slang...
"Hi Michael." said Lisa.
"Hey Lisa, amore mio..." said Michael kissing her hand.
Lisa giggled.
"Oh great... An Italian Milhouse..." Bart sighed.
"Milhouse is half Italian... half-wit..." Hugo sighed.
"Kallae Kistnaaaaaaeee..." Oscar rasped.
"Uh... Lay of the sugar, Space Case..." said Michael.
...
Hall.
"Well We're getting the board games out, Bart needs some time away from his screens..." said Marge.
"Ah, He's looking a bit square eyed?" Michael asked.
"Well uh..." said Marge.
"You'll have to excuse me. The leprechauns are screaming again and I must take a flying carpet ti visit the King of the potato people." said Oscar.
The Simpsons and their guest grimace baffled at Oscar.
They got out the monopoly.
"Playing Oz?" Bart asked.
"No I'm going up to my room to play Freak Like Me by Adina Howard on full volume!" said Oscar.
The Simpsons winced.
They played Monopoly with Michael.
Meanwhile in the Griffin house, Quohog.
"Hehehehehe! Look Lois, it took those sad, pathetic Simpsons till 2022 to make a Roblox episode..." Peter chuckled.
"Peter they probably have a busy schedule..." said Lois.
Back to the Simpson house.
"Shinyyyyy..." Oscar was staring at tinfoil.
Hugo sighed and face palmed.
"Shinyyyyyyy..." said Oscar.
"Yes Oscar..." Hugo sighed standing in the kitchen with no shoes or socks on.
"This is shinyyyyy..." said Oscar.
Hugo groaned covering his face with his palms.
He Took the tinfoil roll from Oscar.
"Hey!"
"Oz enough..." Hugo sighed.
"No I want shinyyyyyy!" Oscar screamed.
Hugo face palmed.
Graggle came in.
"WHY THE FUDGE ARE YOU NAKED?!" Oscar yelled.
"Hugo's feet are naked..." Graggle explained about Hugo going about with bare feet.
"DON'T GET SMART WITH ME BANANA FUDGE GOD! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz use your indoor voice..." Hugo hushed him.
"I WANT SHINYYYY!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo wept.
"Arrrrrrrr!" Oscar was wearing a pirate hat.
...
Monopoly.
"Oh great... Maggie ate the tiny green houses again..." Bart sighed.
Maggie had the houses in her mouth...
Marge sighed.
"So Michael ever thought of becoming a chef?" Lisa asked Michael.
"I would like to, but my Papa wants me to follow in his footsteps into his "Waste Management" company." said Michael.
"IE the Mafia..." said Bart.
Michael sighed and nodded.
"Dad can we run a Mafia?" Bart asked.
"No!" Marge cut in sharply.
Bart sighed.
Oscar's room.
Oscar laid on his bed and switched on his radio which had an Adina Howard album in and played Freak Like Me at full volume. The deafening music shook the house.
"Oscar turn that down!" Homer yelled.
Oscar turned his radio off. "That song is meant to be loud..."
Teddy the living teddy bear scampered in sniffing the carpet with his big wet shiny black nose.
Oscar grinned and undressed himself down to just wearing a diaper. He rested on his knees.
Teddy grinned and scampered up to him, He sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. It quivered and twitched.
Oscar moaned and giggled.
Teddy was still sniffing his diaper. Oscar felt his cold slimy nose tickle him. Then he winced as he felt a strong urge to pee.
Teddy was still sniffing him. "Ugh... Teddy..." The bear still sniffed him... "Ted..."
Oscar squeezed his big round wet shiny nose. It squeaked like a squeaky toy. Oscar giggled.
Teddy grinned and sniffed him some more.
The Kitchen.
Michael was chopping up vegetables.
"What ya making?" Lisa asked.
"A Tricolour salad, A salad in the colours of the flag of Italy..." Michael sighed with joy.
Lisa giggled.
Salad was soon served.
"This is great!" said Marge eating the Tricolour salad.
"Well Lisa encouraged me to show my skills when she explained the school doesn't use fresh ingredients." said Michael.
Lisa nodded while eating avocado.
"Boy dig in." Homer said to Bart.
"I only eat a meal if an animal died to make it..." said Bart.
Lisa frowned at him.
Fat Tony's Mansion.
"Krusty owes you money again." said Legs.
Fat Tony sighed and took a long breath from his cigar and blue out the smoke. "Make him an offer he can't refuse..."
Plot 2
Simpsons house. Fat Tony's car pulled up. The horn honked.
"Oh I have to go." said Michael.
"See you at school Michael." said Lisa.
"Maybe your dad can do the carpool while Otto is still suspended?" Marge asked Michael.
Bart shook his head and waved his arms about frantically as if to say Hell No!
School.
"Hakuna Matataaaaaa!" Oscar sang down the corridor.
"Will you stop acting like a ditz?! Pazzo!" Michael groaned.
Oscar rasped in gibberish.
"A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool. It was amazing. They're from Canada, and it was mating season. They had some ducklings." said Nataliya or Verosika or Anya or whatever the bitchy dead ferret wearing mean girl stated to her minions who are all cheerleaders.
Unfortunately Oscar heard her talk about ducklings. His pupils shrank and his lips quivered.
"Oh no..." Bart groaned.
"Haaaaaaauuuuuuuwwww! Ducky ducky ducklings!" Oscar squealed.
Ferret wearing bitch girl rolled her eyes at him.
"Oscar needs to see a shrink..." said Michael.
Lisa nodded.
In class, even Miss Hoover was scared of Michael. She hid under her desk.
Michael winced as he sat down.
The Godfather. All the characters are smoking cigars and gambling at a poker table etc.
"You crazy coot! Fetch me fifty egg rolls!" said a fat, older Marlon Brando.
"Say hello to my little friend!" Al Pacino yelled.
James Caan was there wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Captain Kirk yelled at him.
"I'm only here because Mr Burns made me retire..." Jack Marley whimpered in a Droopy voice. Not that Jack Marley!
There were also sharks from Shark Tale there. because mafia sharks are funny...
"If I hear one sleeping with the fishes remark..." said the Shark mafia Don. (De Niro's character)
...
After school. Bart, Lisa, Hugo, Milhouse and Oscar left with Michael.
"And Nana wouldn't let me have Froot Loops!" Milhouse wept.
Bart groaned.
Fat Tony's limo pulled up. Fat Tony lowered his windows so um we the viewers can see him...
"We are going for a ride." He said ominously.
Bart, Lisa, Hugo etc gasped in fear.
"By which I mean the carpool." said Fat Tony.
They sighed in relief.
"Perhaps we will get yogurt." said Fat Tony.
"That would be nice..." Oscar smiled.
"Now who wants to sleep with the fishes?" asked Fat Tony menacingly.
The kids gasped in horror.
"Because I brought this Finding Nemo bedspread." said Fat Tony. I have to take a break to laugh my ass off here! Fat Tony held a Finding Nemo blanket.
Bart winced embarrassed.
"Oh me me me! I want the Finding Nemo bed spread!" said Oscar eagerly.
Bart face palmed.
They are driven home.
However a white limo rams into them in a threatening manner.
"The Calabresis! My archenemies in waste management!" said Fat Tony.
The kids gulped.
"Milhouse, may I borrow your three-ring binder?" Fat Tony asked.
"Garfield" or "Love Is?" Milhouse asked.
"Uh, I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate." said Fat Tony.
Oscar laughed.
Bart frowned at him for being amused by silly things.
Fat Tony threw out the ring binder with its sharp rings open. It acted like a Police stinger trap and bursts the tires on the Calabresis car. They crashed.
"They'll be back, and in greater numbers..." said Fat Tony.
Oscar chuckled at his Star Wars reference.
...
Fat Tony's Mansion.
"You kids um watch a movie. I am uh very busy with Legs and Louie discussing uh... Waste Management..." said Fat Tony. He left the kids to there sleepover because why else did he offer them a Finding Nemo bedspread?
Bart winced.
"He means they're discussing putting a horse head in someone's bed..." said Oscar whispering.
Bart gawked at him.
"Okay we have two choices of movie here. Bugsy Malone or Finding Nemo?" Lisa looked at the DVDs.
Bart, Hugo and Michael watched Bugsy Malone. Oscar, Lisa and Milhouse watched Finding Nemo...
Milhouse got traumatised by Nemo's Mom getting killed by the barracuda.
"We're talking fish and you are eating my wife?!" Marlin yelled.
"Fish are friends! Not food!" said Bruce the shark.
Lisa winced.
In a boardroom at a table. Fat Tony and his men discussed the brush with the Calabresis...
"So. The Calabresis are stirring up business... violent business..." said Fat Tony. Those mafia guys say business a lot when whacking people...
"Well, it's business." said Legs.
"Yeah but those clowns have messed with us!" said Louie in a high pitched voice.
"Exactly Louie." said Fat Tony. "I feel we need a sit down with the Calabresis..." serious violins and trombones play to show tension in the scene...
"Anyway, any other news? Johnny Tight-lips?" Fat Tony asked his made men.
"I ain't saying nothing." said Johnny.
Fat Tony face palmed. What? He's tight lipped...
"Louie didn't flush the second floor lavatory!" said Frankie the Squealer.
"Stop squealing on everyone!" Fat Tony yelled at him. "And Louie... Ugh..."
"I can't help squealing!" Frankie whined.
In the other room as the kids watch their films.
Bugsy and his gang were shooting each other with harmless custard guns but pretending to die...
"The custard robs the violence of its power..." Bart groaned.
Michael sighed exasperated with Bart's lack of understanding that it was a kid's film...
In Finding Nemo, Nemo was about to touch the boat.
"Don't touch that boat!" Marlin yelled.
"He's gonna touch it..." said Oscar.
"Don't touch that boat!"
"He's gonna touch it..." said Oscar.
Lisa sighed at him providing running commentary.
...
The mobsters then had antipasti. Ie meats, olives etc.
"I fancy a Manhattan. Have Bart make me a Manhattan." said Fat Tony.
Bart sighed and went to the cocktail bar in the board room corner and made a Manhattan.
"Bart you're not allowed to handle alcohol..." Lisa hissed.
"Lisa he has to, If Fat Tony doesn't get his drink..." said Oscar.
Lisa frowned.
"Mmmmmm! Once again you impress me Bart." said Fat Tony enjoying his cocktail.
Bart sighed with relief.
Dr Hibbert's office. The next day.
"Fat Tony? Take a seat." said Dr Hibbert.
Fat Tony sat down.
"About you collapsing at home the other day." said Doctor Hibbert.
"It's nothing, I'm fine..." said Fat Tony.
"I'm also worried about your drinking." said Hibbert.
"I'm fine..." said Fat Tony.
Hibbert sighed.
At Fat Tony's mansion. Michael's play room.
The kids played a truth or lie game where they make a statement each and the others have to guess if it's true or not.
"I'm allergic to coins." said Milhouse.
"True, so obviously true..." said Bart.
"No fair! That was too easy!" said Oscar.
"Fine... Guess this one. I was once caught french kissing Paris Hilton." said Milhouse.
"Lie. It was Paris Texan. It happened when my Dad was an annoying paparazzi..." said Bart.
Milhouse sighed.
"My turn. I once sliced an apple in half with my mind..." said Oscar.
Bart winced. "Um... True?"
"How did you know?!" Oscar asked annoyed.
"You're psychic..." said Bart.
Night. They all slept.
Oscar was sleeping in the Finding Nemo bed set. Hehehehe...
Milhouse snored. Bart annoyed by his snoring shoved a balled up sock in his mouth.
...
Outside Fat Tony's mansion the next day.
The Simpsons and Van Houtens pick up their kids.
"Thanks for having the kids, Fat Tony." said Marge.
Fat Tony bowed politely. "I am honoured to put any past issues behind me."
"Now we have to get home and do a Soprano's reference.
Homer at Home was sat in an armchair in the front room glaring at the camera and holding a cigar.
"Why is Sideshow Bob here..." Marge sighed.
Bart was sat in a chair shivering frightened because of Sideshow Bob.
"Well I am gonna spend the evening watching Shark Tale with my son." said Fat Tony.
"I love that film! Hehehehe! The sharks are in a Mafia..." Homer chuckled.
Fat Tony smirked.
"It's funny when the tiger shark farts... Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Bart sighed exasperated.
School. Marge was the car pool,
"Lisa have fun. Bart, don't." said Marge frowning.
Oscar glared at her, his eyes were glowing red.
"Fine... have fun. But not in class..." Marge sighed.
The kids all went into the school.
Omi was mucking up turns of phrases.
"You simply must eat Amy! You'll disappear into thick ear!" said Omi.
Raimundo winced. "I think you mean thin air..."
Bart sighed bracing himself for something stupid to happen today.
The Sideshow Bob theme played as Neil Tewilliger arrived.
"You!" Neil yelled.
"Aaaaaagh! Sideshow Neil!" Bart yelled.
"It's just Neil!" Neil yelled. He chased Bart down the hall.
"Boys no running..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
The school grounds. The main character of Harvest Moon was growing crops.
Lisa winced.
"We need fresh ingredients so Lunch Lady Doris will cook proper food..." said Oscar.
"Uh... I think we'll need more than fresh ingredients to help her cook properly.." said Lisa.
Oscar sighed and played the town theme from Harvest Moon SNES on loop.
Lisa winced.
"Also why is there not a gay version of Harvest Moon..." Oscar sighed.
"You have to raise a family..." said the main character of Harvest Moon.
Oscar frowned.
"He has a point, farm boy..." said Lisa.
"I'm actually in my mid twenties..." said the main character of Harvest Moon GBA.
Plot 3
After school Fat Tony was the car pool again.
He made Mafia remarks tgat sounded threatening but then said something harmless.
"We are going for a ride..."
The Simpson kids, Oscar and Milhouse gulped.
"By which I mean the car pool."
They sighed.
"Now who wants to sleep with the fishes..."
The kids gasp horrified.
"By which I mean this adorable Finding Nemo bed spread." He is holding a Finding Nemo blanket.
The kids sigh relieved.
"One of you is getting a Columbian neck tie..." said Fat Tony. That's um where you get your tongue ripped out through a hole cut in your throat... Yuck...
The kids are horrified,
"By which I mean I'm giving away this cute school tie..." said Fat Tony. "Which happens to have been made in Columbia..." He was holding a cute school tie with blue stripes.
"I'll pass..." Bart sighed as he dislikes geeky clothes.
"I'll take it!" Hugo grinned.
Bart groaned embarrassed.
They stopped for yogurt then were accosted by the Calabresis again.
"Lotsa spaghetti!" said Garfield. Fat Tony threw him at the Calabresis car.
"That cat is funny..." Fat Tony chuckled.
"I kinda need that ring binder back for geography class..." said Milhouse.
The Calabresis crashed into a truck full of vinegar. Vinegar poured out.
"This would be great with some bread." said one of the Made Men of the Calabresis.
Then a truck full of baking soda crashed into them. It caused a mild chemical reaction.
"Eh..." said the Calabresis.
The a truck full of dynamite crashed into them. It exploded because that's what dynamite does...
Fat Tony sighed relieved.
...
The Simpsons house. Fat Tony drops Bart, Lisa, Hugo and Oscar off, having already dropped Milhouse off.
"Mom!" The kids get out.
"My apologies Marge. I had a reunion with some old acquaintances in the waste management union..." said Fat Tony.
"On the surface, that sounds perfectly pleasant." said Marge.
Bart gave her a beguiled look as if to say "Really?!"
"Papa, can Lisa and her family come over for dinner?" Michael asked.
Bart waved his hands and shook his head frantically as if to say "Hell No!"
"We'd love to!" said Marge.
Bart face palmed.
"You know, I've never met your wife." said Marge.
"Sadly, my Anna Maria was whacked by natural causes." said Fat Tony. She died some time after they last had to deal with Fat Tony.
"Oh, you're a widower." said Marge. Why are you having normal conversation with the Mafia Don...?!
"I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday." said Fat Tony crying.
"Ooh, flowers every week! I wish I was dead." said Marge. Marge that's a stupid wish...
Bart gawked at Mom befuddled.
"Okay, wish granted," said Oscar coldly as he drew his handgun on Marge and clicked the hammer.
Bart frowned at him.
"Well how about tomorrow evening..." asked Fat Tony.
Inside. Homer was watching Fat Albert.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" said Fat Albert.
Homer laughed at the comedy.
Bart winced.
"Homer." Marge wanted to talk about something.
"Yes dear?" Homer asked.
"Fat Tony has invited us round his mansion for dinner."
Homer spat out his beer in shock.
"Marge he's wanted criminal! And We have got on the wrong side of him a few previous times!" said Homer.
"Yes well, we need to be polite and welcoming but not too welcoming... He is a criminal after all..."
...
Fat Tony's Mansion.
"Welcome to my home." said Fat Tony.
"Must have cost a fortune." said Homer.
"Actually, you can really keep costs down when you don't pay for materials or labor... or permits... or land." said Fat Tony.
The Simpsons and Oscar looked worried and concerned by his law breaking.
"Your paintings have brush marks. And your statues have wieners!" said Homer.
Oscar laughed an earsplitting laugh. "Gahahahaha! Wieners..."
Hugo sighed disapproving of his crude sense of humour.
"Your words honor my family." said Fat Tony.
He guides them through some rooms.
They then sit down for antipasti.
"Why are you giving Maggie wine?" Marge gasped.
"Oh don't be so Olive Garden Marge..." said Fat Tony.
"I hate Olive Garden..." said Oscar.
"In the words of the old country: Mangiare, I miei amici!" said Fat Tony speaking in Italian.
Homer laughed. "He's talkin' like the guy in Fat Albert."
"Howba areba youba?" Homer spoke like Mushmouth.
"Homer!" Marge kicked him under the table.
"Whyba youba doba thatba?" Homer whined.
Bart face palmed.
Legs came in.
"Boss, the Calabresis are here for the sit-down."
"That's tonight?!"
"Uh yes..." said Legs.
Fat Tony sighed.
The Simpsons gulped. A sit down is where two mob families are angry with each other.