Of Rice and Ren''' The Simpsons shamelessly rip off John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men with the rabbits George and reuniting with their western themed cowboy era friends Buck McCoy and Cookie etc along with new friends, a maybe a new foe.
Also features American folk songs and folk stories. And rice and Ren Hoek from Ren and Stimpy.
== Plot ==
The chalkboard gag is Bart dressed up as a clown with a big red shiny nose writing "I will not clown around in class. When the bell rings he skateboards home as a clown.
The couch gag is Mario and Luigi from Super Mario Bros sitting on the couch.
The episode starts at the Simpsons house one morning as banjos play camp town races sing this song doo dah! Doo dah!
Inside Oscar is watching Ren and Stimpy in a cowboy themed episode.
"You eediot!" Ren scolded Stimpy for his stupidity. Then he probably blew up Australia again.
Hugo is reading a book while sat on the green armchair when Bart softly and quietly rides a small pony into the front lounge while dressed as a cowboy in a similar manner to how Peter Griffin would when he has cowboy and Wild West antics on his mind because they are doing a western themed episode and he wants that to be part of his latest spate of bullying Meg.
Bart yelled Yeehaw! And quickly lassoes a rope round Hugo's ankles and drags him through the house yelling and screaming as he smashes into things causing a mess.
"Bart what the hell are you doing?!" Homer yelled.
Bart dragged Hugo outside and hogtied him. He then fetched a red hot branding iron from a lit barbecue he had lit earlier. "Now to mark my steer." (A steer is a male cow that's been castrated) he pulled down Hugo's shorts and underwear only to find on his butt an A W branding iron scar.
"What the?!" Bart asked.
Mayor Adam West arrived.
"That's my steer." said Mayor West as he lassoed Hugo and dragged him away.
Bart was then standing on the green couch ready to leap at someone while dressed as a cowboy still. The Stetson hat, the shoes with metal stars on them etc.
"Go oh Mom." He asked his mom, completely okay with this...
"Ugh... Oscar, supper time!" said Marge.
Oscar ran downstairs only for Bart to leap on him and ride him like he was a bull. Oscar screamed and tried to buck Bart off of him as he rode around the lounge.
"Easy there! Easy there boy! Okay okay... okay..." said Bart as Oscar got exhausted trying to buck him off and collapsed tired.
"There, I am ready for the rodeo!" said Bart sat on Oscar.
"Bart what the hell?!" Homer yelled storming in angry about the mess he caused.
"Now sweetie, Bart's just a little over enthusiastic about going to the rodeo." said Marge making excuses for Bart's behaviour to Homer.
"Hmmmph! Well based on the mess he made just now, I say he shouldn't be allowed to go!" Homer snapped.
"Well he is going! Because Oscar said so because he hasn't got any alternative material to write." said Marge.
"Plus it's in the TV Guide, Bart gets more than he bargained for at the rodeo." said Oscar lying there with Bart sat on him.
"Why are you so fascinated with the rodeo boy?" Homer asked.
"Because Buck McCoy is gonna be there! And I have more cowboy blood in me than Billy the kid!" said Bart.
There was a cutaway of Bart dressed as a cowboy in a cowboy town as When Billy the Kid came to town played.
"Well... he Robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma..."
However Oscar hijacked the cutaway with stupidity.
"Bwahahaha! It's a cold undead day in Texas for Billy the Kid!" said Billy the Kid as a zombie.
"Aaaaaagh! Zombie Billy the Kid from Treehouse of Horror XIII!" Bart as a cowboy screamed.
In reality.
"Oz stop referring to that time Billy the kid came back as a zombie..." Bart sighed.
"Well kids, get ready." said Marge. The kids all ran upstairs.
Bart was packing for the rodeo.
"Ah... nothing like watching grown men tease an animal for fun..." said Bart packing his things for the rodeo holiday.
Lisa growled triggered. "Grrrrr! Bart!" she yelled.
Oscar was packing too.
"Cartoonish cowboy outfit Marge thinks I look adorable in..." Oscar sighed. "I don't even like cowboys or pirates that much anymore! Cartoons ruin them trying to make them fun! They just end up gay..."
"Oz, you know every time you say the word gay to mean a cartoon being corny and annoying I'll zap you..." said Hugo somehow returning from mayor West's house.
Oscar yelled as he was zapped with electricity.
After being zapped he continued packing. "Books on American Folk song lyrics. (Singing) Yankee Doodle went to town. A-riding a pony. He stuck a feather in his cap, and called it macaroni!"
"Alviiiiiiiin!" Homer yelled.
"I see my executive producer Alvin is making obsessive Hugo related edits again." said Oscar.
"I must see what has vexed Father." said Hugo. "Hey now cut that out Alvin! I do not talk posh and politely! I'm a psychotic neglected twin who resides in a dark attic and scares people! (Growling in gibberish) and I hate my Dad!"
"Yeah but I want to help Oscar by writing that." said Alvin. "Along with changing British spellings to American."
Hugo hissed at him and ran off down the upstairs landing on all fours like a dog.
...
Because it wasn't quite time to leave yet but time everybody was ready as leaving time was imminent. Bart and his sisters were mucking about pulling silly faces.
"Hey Lis, check out this face." said Bart pulling at his mouth as sharp teeth from his lower set pointed upwards.
"Oh that's nothing." said Lisa strangely joking in on the face pulling. She made an ugly face.
Maggie took out her pacifier and babbled before making a silly face.
"That's nothing man!" said Bart making a silly face.
Marge suddenly bursted in cross with them.
"Kids are you making faces again?!"
"Maybe..." said Bart.
"If you keep making those horrible faces, then when the wind changes your faces will be stuck that way so you'll have a horrible face forever!" said Marge nagging. "Now stop making faces!"
Marge left somewhere. Probably to pack.
"You think she was telling the truth?" Lisa asked.
"Mom wouldn't lie to us." said Bart.
"Yaaaaaaaay!" They cheered.
Cousin Hank was yodelling. American Yodelling like Alameda Slim. Not Swiss or Bavarian Yodelling.
"Yodel-laaaaaiii-oooooo-hooo!"
"Right that's it! I'm getting the first flight back to Blighty!" Oscar yelled.
"Can I come too?" Hank asked. "Because I think I'm British despite being a member of the Simpsons family."
"No!" Oscar yelled.
"Well I'm coming anyway. Oh and Alameda Slim's voice actor, Randy Quaid was in Brokeback Mountain too." said Hank.
"Eeeeeeeew! Don't mention that movie!" Oscar cried in disgust.
Cousin Hank laughed.
Oscar seethed. He turns very red when angry.
"BY THE POWER MOTHRA!" He invoked Mothra the giant butterfly kaiju. "Kali maaaaaaa!" And he tried to Mola Ram heart pluck Hank's heart.
Hank winced exasperated.
Oscar sighed. "I have good days and bad days and weird days. Like when my massive anime crossover gang Vortex Force encountered Whoopi Goldberg. Um I'm doing an Amphibia reference..." said Oscar first to Hank and then whispering to the fourth wall.
Somewhere Kid Goku, Tai, Oscar, Bart Simpson, Genki, Ash Ketchum, Flint the Time Detective, Monkey Hero, Tombi etc are covered in green slime for some reason.
"Wait, I have powers." said Kid Goku.
"Coooool! Can Bart and I have cool anime powers?!" Oscar cooed.
"Yes honey, you can all have cool anime powers." said Whoopi Goldberg.
"Okay... I have to annoy Lisa and my aunt Marge." said Hank weirded out.
"Why are you fleeing me?! We're both the clowns of this family! It's just you prefer being obnoxious and I prefer being silly and random! Fear my flying muffins!" Oscar went after him with a flock of flying muffins.
Hugo had to put a stop to this.
"Okay. TV time..." said Hugo.
They watched Marsupilami. The Disney one.
"Gorillas don't live in South America..." Hugo groaned correcting the cartoon.
"Shut up!" Oscar snapped.
"Boys you should be getting ready." Marge called them.
"I thought we had." said Hugo.
"We were but that fanfiction writer caused a distraction making you talk funny." said Oscar.
Oscar and Hugo switched off the TV and went upstairs to get ready. They passed Bart and Lisa. Who were still pulling silly faces.
"Bleh...!" Bart pulled an ugly face.
Upstairs Hugo winced embarrassed for Oscar as Mom was packing loads of diapers for him.
"Oz you're nine... you shouldn't still be wearing diapers..." Hugo winced.
Oscar frowned at him.
Hank was yodelling.
Marge sighed.
"And Oz why did you buy so much candy yesterday?" Hugo winced as some of his chocolate bars were starting to melt. "You have a serious candy problem."
"I have a candy problem?! No, you have a candy problem." Oscar retorted.
"Oz that doesn't make sense..." Hugo sighed.
"Your face doesn't make sense!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo sighed and rolled his eyes.
...
Upstairs Oscar used the free time to watch cartoons about cowboys and pirates. Unfortunately they were really corny and aimed at kids that like anything funny and goofy.
"Oh my god, that is so gay!" Oscar whined as he watched on his computer a lame sappy cartoon.
"Oz! Remember what I said about you using the word gay..." Hugo warned him.
His computer blew up in his face. Oscar was covered in soot.
Hugo cracked up laughing.
Oscar frowned and went down the attic ladder. "Wait Oz!" Hugo fetched a wash cloth for him because...
"BLACKFACE! RACIST! RACIST!" Lisa screamed angrily presumably at Oz with soot on his face from a cartoon gag.
"Lis we're having an ugly face competition..." Bart was heard groaning.
"Can I have some lines?" Homer asked.
"Aside from that one, no." said Oscar.
Homer groaned.
In Family Guy, their helicopter news reporter or their Arnie, called Drunk Billy, had died. Possibly from liver damage from drinking too much. Arnie Pye is very much still alive somehow.
"And around... and around... and around..." he spun his helicopter around until he was dizzy and sick.
Lisa seething headed back downstairs from whatever she was doing upstairs to resume pulling silly faces with Bart for some odd reason.
"It entertains Maggie." said Lisa.
Maggie giggled and gurgled as she watched her older siblings make faces.
"I don't care! Stop pulling faces!" Marge scolded them.
Hank lured her away by provoking her by playing Fairytale of New York by the Pogues. Particularly the Cheap Lousy Faggot line.
Marge screamed pulling at her blue hair in mania and chased Hank as he kept playing the offensive lyrics.
"Oooooh Bart will be a hippo hop star! Bart will be a hippo hop star!" Hank sang undermining Marge.
"It's a Hip hop/Rap Hank. And oh yes I will!" said Bart wearing a red hoodie.
"Ugh... another sad attempt to be a rebel without a cause... After Christian rock made rock mainstream..." Lisa sighed.
"Rapping rabbis are making Rap mainstream and virtuous... for Jews." said Oscar still with soot across his face.
"BLACKFACE!" Lisa screamed.
And now for things that didn't make sense this season in canon.
When Kent swore and got fired Homer took the family to Phinaes Q Butterfats ice cream parlour.
"That doesn't make sense. Dad says ice cream parlour sundaes are over priced and he can make himself one for half the price with ice cream and fruit and candy from the Kwik e Mart. Personally he'd save even more shopping at Monstro Mart." said Bart.
"Must financially support Hindu... who... gave me... food poisoning..." Homer insisted on shopping at Apu's store.
"He went to Phineas's once... because Lisa was angry with him for not being reliable and he tried to apologise with a sundae." Bart continued.
"And Mom thinks ice cream is unhealthy. She takes us to Frozen yogurt parlours..." said Hugo.
"Basically Phineas Q Butterfats is my thing, it's to me like Lard Lads is to Homeboy." said Bart.
"Mmmmmmm! Donuts..." Homer moaned from the landing.
"Mmmmmmmm! Sundaes..." Bart groaned and drooled.
Hugo winced exasperated at him.
Elsewhere while the Simpsons somehow were still getting ready for the Rodeo.
The Griffins were already at the rodeo. A bull raped Peter. Yeah they do those kind of jokes...
"What a disgusting display." said Stewie.
"Frollo from Disney's Hunchback of Norte Dame line!" yelled Oscar from the stands.
"Oh shut up!" Stewie yelled.
Then in Ren and Stimpy.
Stimpy helped Ren walk in socks or keep his socks on by pouring glue in them.
"YOU FILTHY SWINE! I KILL YOU!" Ren yelled. He tried to chase Stimpy but the glue pulled him back.
Back at the Simpsons Bart was listing things he wanted to do the rodeo. "Ride a bull, ride a horse... practice my lassoing, wear a cowboy hat, be Clint Eastwood, reject Avery Texan's umpteenth time to go out with me..."
"How can a full blooded Republican oil tycoon be okay with a gay grandson?" Oscar asked.
"He's not..." said Lisa. Rich Texan is likely bigoted about Avery being gay.
"Anyhoo I'm gonna be in the basement for a while torturing your dad and Peter for being cruel to Hugo and Meg." said Oscar.
The Simpsons basement. Homer and Peter are tied to chairs.
Oscar arrived.
"You think you can break me Runt?!" Peter snarled.
Oscar has a taser...
== Plot 2 ==
Downstairs.
Bart and Lisa took turns making faces.
Bart did his eyelids inside out face.
Oscar covered his eyes in disgust.
Lisa giggled.
Lisa did a silly face where she was pulling on her face and stretching it.
Bart made a silly face where he was rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue.
"I call it the moron face."
Lisa made a silly face.
Bart pulled on his nose to make it long.
Marge stormed in with a furious look upon her face.
"Stop pulling faces!" She yelled.
"Aaaaaaagh! Scary face!" The kids screamed.
A cut later. Oscar came in.
"I call this face, the howler monkey." said Lisa. She morphed her face into looking like an ugly cartoon gargoyle.
"Holy moly! You look like a cartoon gargoyle! That's so freaky!" said Oscar.
Lisa continued to resemble a cartoon gargoyle.
"Oh yeah? I call this face, Homer." said Bart morphing his face to look like Dad.
Marge burst in furious again. "Alright! I have warned you kids if you keep making those horrible faces you'll get stuck that way! Now your faces are frozen that way!"
"Our faces are frozen?!" Lisa asked.
"They're stuck that way?!" Bart asked.
"Yes! Now look in the mirror!" Marge yelled.
The kids saw they were stuck with silly faces.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! We're dooooooomed!" They screamed.
"Doooooooomed!" Bender screamed.
"Bender you're not even in this episode..." Oscar groaned.
...
The Simpson kids luckily managed to get their faces back to normal in time for the rodeo.
"Good, cos Lisa's gargoyle face was creeping me out..." said Oscar as they were all packed in Marge's orange car.
They drove there singing American folk songs.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding upon a ponyyyyyyy."
Route one from Pokemon the anime played, which is basically the song Yankee Doodle or Polly Wally Doodle.
They arrived at the rodeo.
Buck McCoy treated them.
"Howdy Simpsons!" said Buck.
"Howdy Buck! Yeehaw!" The Simpsons and Oscar replied.
He asked them if they were ready for some old fashioned cattle rustling.
The Simpsons except Lisa agreed enthusiastically. Lisa reluctantly gave a positive response. She loves animals.
"Ah... nothing more fun than watch grown men tease an animal for fun..." Homer sighed. "Kids you know they squeeze the bull's balls to rile them up right?"
Lisa growled triggered by animal cruelty.
"Why did you take us here Dad?!" Lisa yelled.
"It was my idea Lis. I like rodeo and cowboy stuff. If it's too cruel for you, then too bad..." said Bart dressed as a cowboy.
Lisa growled as they sat down.
Hank wore a sombrero.
"Stop appropriating other cultures!" Lisa seethed.
Hank took off his sombrero and wore Indian feathers.
Lisa screamed in white hot fury.
Marge sighed.
Hank rapidly tapped his palm over his mouth making a Native war cry.
"Hank stop!" Lisa yelled.
Marge sighed. "Hank stop upsetting her..."
I can wear funny hats if I want..." Hank sulked.
...
"And here's the first outlaw." said an announcer.
A man was quickly tossed off of his bull and the bull stamped on him.
The crowd were horrified.
Lisa was incensed and angry.
"Don't worry folks, this black heart was doing time for erecting a nativity scene on city hall property!" said the warden.
People booed and jeered as paramedics took the convict away.
"There's so much evil in the world!" said Homer.
Next was arsonist Jack Crowley. He stayed on his bull despite it violently bucking him.
"Go bull! Toss that guy's salad!" Homer yelled. XD!
"Mmmmmmmmm! Tossed salad..." Oscar moaned sexually.
"Daaaaad! Don't encourage Oz!" Bart whined.
"Oz stop thinking such filthy things..." Homer sighed.
Oscar moaned aroused.
"Folks, looks like Tornado is gonna caramelise his creme brûlée." said the announcer.
"Yeah do that!" said Homer.
Oscar was caramelising a creme brûlée with a butane torch.
Bart winced.
Tornado threw off Jack Crowley.
"Oh no! Dad do something!" Lisa whined.
"Don't worry sweetie, they have rodeo clowns to help!" said Homer.
There were two gay clowns asking about each other's makeup.
"Is my lipstick on straight?" A clown asked the other.
"Do this with your lips." said the other popping his lips. "You're fine."
"Cloooooooowns!" Oscar got obsessed with clowns again.
"Oz no!" Bart whined.
Hugo winced.
The rodeo clowns arrived.
"Haaaawwwww! Clooooooowns!" Oscar squealed.
Bart sighed.
...
"Here bully bully!" Marge called to the bull.
"You require my service ma'am?" Nelson asked arriving from somewhere.
"Marge that won't work! You need something red to rile him!" said Homer. He picked up Lisa.
"Ahhhhhh! Dad!" Lisa whined.
"Hold still Lisa." said Homer.
The bull called Tornado saw her red dress and it made him angry. The bull snarled and snorted and scraped his hooves as he prepared to charge.
The bull was heading for the Simpsons.
"Dad!" Lisa yelled.
"Now for some calming blue... Boy?! Where's your blue shirt?!" Homer asked.
"Dad I don't have a blue shirt..." said Bart in his usual blue shorts and orange shirt.
"Yes you do!" Oscar corrected him and magically turned his orange shirt into a blue one from merchandising such as dolls and Simpson comics.
Bart winced as his shirt turned blue.
Homer showed the angry bull Bart's blue shirt.
The bull suddenly calmed down and skidded to a halt before the Simpsons.
It let Homer pet it. "Awwwwww! What a happy bull! He doesn't know he makes great burgers..." Homer chuckled petting the bull as it panted like a dog and licked him.
Elsewhere in Quohog the bull decided to rape Peter for some reason.
"Oh my!" said Lois. The Griffins covered their eyes.
Elsewhere at the rodeo. Bart dressed up asa cowboy and was doing tricks with a lasso.
Jaden Yuki and Chumley the fat koala obsessed duellist from Slifer dorms decided Syrus should go on Cowboy Bob's Kiddy Korral because of his childish hobbies.
"Your entire deck is cartoon vehicles with big cartoon eyes... You still wear diapers..." said Jaden.
Syrus Truesdale blushed.
Syrus was made somehow to turn up on the Kiddy Korral show wearing a diaper, baby socks and mittens and sucking an orange pacifier. He blushed embarrassed.
Cowboy Bob lassoed him and he somehow ended up in a high chair. Syrus watched from the high chair while the cowboy pranced around.
There was also a clown, with a big red shiny nose. Syrus was scared of clowns.
...
The Simpsons apparently developed story arc with Jack Crowley. The canon episode was called Pokey Mom.
"Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!" Oscar sang.
"Shut up..." Homer snapped.
Oscar glared at him.
Meanwhile. The clown with a big red shiny nose was bothering Syrus who was sat in a high chair dressed as a baby.
Syrus Truesdale winced and wet his diaper.
He was then put on an automated bucking bronco machine. He tried to hold on but the mechanical bull threw him off and he went flying into a big ol' mud pool with a cartoonish splat. He was covered in mud.
Syrus whined.
The Simpsons drove off on their rodeo holiday but the bull whined at Homer.
"We'll see you soon!" Homer comforted Tornado. "We won't." He whispered loudly to his family.
They left with Lisa still triggered by animal cruelty and Bart turning her into a camel.
"Honk! Hooooonk!" said camel faced Lisa.
Oscar laughed.
Homer then mistook Bart for an Indian belly dancer because Oscar dressed him as such.
"Don't worry about her Effendi. We have each other." said Bart as a belly dancer as Indian music played.
"Oh baby..." said Homer trying to kiss him.
Bart screamed.
Oscar winced disturbed by Homer attracted to Bart.
The car drove about erratically.
"There's no use struggling my little shalamylam!" Homer said romantically.
"Homer! Take the wheel! You're driving!" Marge yelled.
"Hoooooonk! Hooonk!" Camel faced Lisa honked.
Oscar laughed.
"Mmmmmmm! Ranch dressing..." said Homer hugging Bart who was dressed as an Indian belly dancer.
...
Despite this madness the Simpsons arrived at a Cowboy themed staycation area with no internet and wooden shacks to stay in.
"No internet?! Aaaaaaagh!" Oscar screamed and wanted to go home.
The Simpsons sighed at him for being unable to go a day without internet.
Buck McCoy greeted everyone as he was there for cowboy antics etc.
He introduced the gold prospector and chef Cookie.
"Gold! Gold! Hehehehe!" Cookie cheered.
Rich Texan sighed at the stereotype of a gold prospector and river gold panner from Mississippi.
"And his partner Cleanie." said Buck.
"My precious! Stupid hobbitses!" said Cleanie speaking like Gollum.
Everyone was disturbed by that.
Oscar laughed hysterically at the Gollum sounding old gold prospector.
Rich Texan volunteered to be the historical guide. Mostly to annoy Lisa with political incorrectness and to yeehaw and fire his guns into the air.
Lisa sighed. Her former boyfriend Luke was there but he scowled at her and gave her the cold shoulder because she put his sister Clara in danger because she thought Clara was a rival girlfriend out of jealousy.
"Now we still have two volunteers for activities but where the gon darn it are they?!" Buck asked.
On a freight train George and Lennie Small leapt off into the wilderness.
Their journey took all night and all day. It didn't help George, played by Gary Sinise that his friend Lennie kept asking questions. He had to keep reminding him he promised Aunt Clara on her death bed that he'd look after Lennie. And Lennie kept picking up dead mice and petting them.
== Plot 3 ==
Lennie Small was petting his dead mouse.
"And he shall be my bestest friend and I shall call him George!" said Lennie petting the dead mouse.
George sighed and took the dead mouse from him and threw it far away. Lennie cried.
"Now Lennie quit blubbering and pay attention!" said George. "I'll only say this- What the?!"
Lennie was holding Screwy squirrel tightly and roughly petting him.
"He is my new friend and I shall call him George!" said Lennie squeezing the poor red cartoon squirrel with a big wet shiny black nose.
"Ow! My ribs!" Screwy whined.
George sighed.
"Oz why the flip are you including that dorky book and alright film Of Mice and Men?!" Bart yelled. "And flipping Screwy squirrel?!"
"Probably because he appreciates fine literature Bart..." Lisa sighed smiling at Oscar.
"And I like Screwy squirrel and his big wet shiny black nose!" said Oscar obsessed with Screwy's nose.
Bart sighed.
Hank winced.
Milhouse was posing without a shirt on.
"Milhouse what the-!"
"Um... my shirt fell off..." said Milhouse blushing.
"Eeeeeeeew..." Lisa groaned.
Screwy Squirrel grunted as he struggled in Lennie's vice like grip as the giant man held him tight in his large meaty fists.
Lennie cooed while stroking the cartoon squirrel way too hard.
"Ow...!" Screwy whined.
George sighed.
"Come on Lennie..."
"Hey weren't you in Forrest Gump?" Oscar asked George.
Stimpy was being stupid again.
"You Eediot!" Ren yelled.
...
In the wilderness Screwy was using a crowbar to escape Lennie's vice like grip. Then he bit him with his buck teeth and then he tickled him with a feather.
Lennie laughed and dropped the cartoon squirrel. Screwy clobbered him with his mallet and scuttled away.
Lennie cried because he lost his little furry friend.
George sighed...
"Quit blubbering Lennie..."
They spent the evening eating beans with ketchup and speaking about having a rabbit farm with multicoloured rabbits of impossible colours like red, blue and green ones.
Oscar winced baffled by George's sarcastic response of green rabbits...
George explained an incident they were fleeing. Apparently Lennie liked a lady's soft red dress and wouldn't let go of her so she screamed. All the men got the wrong idea and accused the harmless simpleton of molesting her and chased Lennie and George out of town.
George explained he didn't want any more trouble from Lennie otherwise he would have to hide in a particular spot in the forest waiting for him. And George murders him by shooting him!
"Oz! It was a mercy killing! He feared what Curly and the others would do to him!" said Lisa.
"Well that's not a nice thing to do to his friend..." said Oscar.
Eventually Lennie and George arrived.
"I'd prefer Lenny and Carl." said Homer.
"Yeah we know Homer..." said Carl.
Lenny sighed.
Lennie and George announced now they arrived the fun can begin.
They all took rides on the horses. Bart again acted like a baby wanting Homer to give him upsies and put him on the horse.
Oscar laughed at Bart for acting like a baby.
Bart made a face at him.
Lisa sighed miserable as she saw Luke Stetson protesting for a free Tibet and about the environment. He was quite the catch. But Lisa blinded by paranoia and jealousy mistook his sister for a rival girl and put her in danger. Luke was angry with her over that.
Luke shot a cold icy look at Lisa.
Lisa sighed.
...
At the sarsaparilla tavern from The Simpsons go to Texas, which was brought along to the ranch too.
"Hey robot! Get your metal ass over here!" Homer yelled at the bar tender thinking he was a robot.
"Shut the hell up!" Bender shouted at him while drinking beer.
"Bender..." Bart sighed.
"Sir I've seen your ugly face before. I am not a robot. I just have a metal plate on my ass from fighting in Nam..." The bartender recognised Homer.
"You should ask him to bite it!" said Bender.
"Bender you're not even in this show..." Bart groaned.
Bender sighed.
"What will you be having?" The bartender asked.
"Do you still only sell sarsaparilla..." Homer groaned.
"Yes..." said the bartender with a metal ass.
"Fine... come on kids..." Homer left annoyed.
Marge sighed. "Can you not drink, for one vacation?!"
"Nope!" said Homer. Moe had set up a tavern here.
"Hey Homer. My Moe Moe album got me enough cash to open another tavern." said Moe.
"Just the usual Moe." said Homer. Moe poured him a beer.
"Just a sarsaparilla." said Abe.
"Yeah you'll be wanting the sarsaparilla bar across the replica of an old timey Texan Wild West street." Moe sighed.
"We just left there because tubby wants to get bladdered..." Oscar groaned.
Homer growled at him.
Oscar flinched.
"Homer we're not spending the vacation getting drunk!" Marge nagged.
Homer scoffed and drank his beer.
Bart was outside practising his lasso tricks. Banjos play as he performed tricks with a lasso.
Buck McCoy applauded him.
Lennie spoke about the rabbits again.
"The rabbits, George..." said Lennie.
George sighed.