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Kettei: Hey everyone, we have a signal again.
Chargebolt: DUDE! YOU'RE BACK!
Grape Juice: The plan actually worked!?
Pinky: You guys actually made it out alive!?
Iida: Suzuki has a strained, possibly cracked arms and legs, but otherwise we appear to be fully secure.
Red Riot: Bakugo says hi everyone!
Cellophane: Doesn't sound like him.
Shoto: Now Bakugo is hitting Kirishima upside the head.
Chargebolt: There ya go.
Maria: I must admit, I had doubts about our little excursion, but I am proud to say the Lord's hand guided us to safety. Not even with the forces of hell we're these sinful villains able to prevail.
Pinky: Oh by the way, not it.
Kettei: Not it?
Pinky: For whoever has to tell Aizawa-sensei about this.
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Tentocole: Not it.
Charge Bolt: Not it.
Grape Juice: Not it.
Kettei: Bunny-sensei already knows about you guys saving us, so he probably already told him.
Cellophane: So this is how we die? It's nice knowing everyone.
Froppy: You're all back …
I CAN'T STOP TWINKLING: So easily as well …
Uravity: It was far from what I call easy! We had to come up with this complicated plan that forced us to be out of reach and within reach at the same time to grab them…
Shoto: Iruma also evolved.
Invisible Girl: And I think a psychotic vampire girl is in love with me, Ochako, and Iruma-kun.
King Explosion Murder: And I found someone I hate the most on this miserable piece of rock and want to put in a blender as I watch the blood drain from his eyes.
Maria: Setsuna, please, we can see your eyes from here. Do not act on your inhibitions.
Lizardy: Oh, like you're one to talk, miss 'shove cute boy into my breasts'.
Invisible Girl: What?
Maria: That was an accident from landing and you know it! Or should I tell them where you landed?
Lizardy: Point taken, let's just walk, train's stopping.
Hawks ate from another bucket of fried chicken. "Want some?" He offered the bed ridden heroes. "I know hospital food sucks."
"No thanks, cannibal." Ryuko laughed half annoyed. "I just need some freakin rest and I'll be good to go. Can't believe I was taken so off guard by those villains…I was completely unprepared."
"I was as well." Best Jenist sighed, having barely gotten out of surgery. "One of my lungs collapsed with all that rubble falling on me. I'm going to need to retire from heroics for a foreseeable time." A shame, so close to that spot too.
"Eh, I just need Recovery Girl and a good night's sleep. I'll be fine tomorrow morning." Everyone stared at the bunny hero with a leg in the wrong direction, finger marks crushing bone and flesh. "What?"
"Yeah, you might need just a little more than that, little bunny." Hawks gave a half chuckle.
"Oh yeah, says the only uninjured one here."
"Hey, that's not true." He pointed at Kamui sitting next to Mt Lady. "We have a lovely couple in the bed over there."
"Do you really have to call attention to us like that?" The wooden hero asked, annoyed.
"Uninjured…my face took a real beating stopping that magician villain from reaching those kids. Dumb little morons, getting involved where you shouldn't." Mt. Lady grumbled.
"I believe Toshi said something once about that being the essence of a hero or something like that." Miriko grinned savagely. "Looks like my Kit's friends are as crazy as he is. He's got good people looking out for him."
"Yeah … they're all okay right?" Jeanist asked him. As the main information gatherer, he would tell the truth.
"They're in a state of Shrodingers cat." Everyone looked at him confused. "They're fine physically, but their teacher knows the students broke the law, and that everyone in the class was somehow involved."
"Ah…so they'll probably be dead by tomorrow." Kamui guessed.
"There ya go, deadmen walking, as Snipe would say." Hawks laughed, and Miriko gave out a loud chuckle, probably the most relieved about her kid's safety than anybody else. "So, when are you adopting your Kit for real?"
"When I can rip him out of the grip of his bastard parents." Miriko answered right away, and everyone was now staring at her. "...That was the painkillers talking." Sure it was.
Mitsuki rubbed the picture on her phone. The last photo she took of her son. He was fine, he would be fine. They wouldn't take him alive if he wasn't right?
The door opened. "Hey honey, dinner is going to be in a few minutes." She spoke, not bothering to look.
"As long as it's not Katsudon I'm fine with anything Hag." …No..don't play this trick universe…you couldn't be that cruel. She looked towards the door. "Hey...I'm back."
"You little brat.." She cried, dropping everything and ran to her son. "You're back, you're back you little idiot, you're actually back!" She gripped him hard with a bear hug, refusing to let him go for anything.
"Of course I came back! Those stupid villains couldn't lay a hand on me if they tried!" Her son was only back for five seconds and he was already yelling at her…she missed it so much! "Where the fuck is the geezer?"
"He's busy showering, can-" She stopped, noticing two people behind him. "Um … hello there?"
"Oh, hag, shitty hair, girl lizard." He pointed at them individually.
"Hey Mrs Bakugo. Sorry to ask but I told my moms I'd be staying out with friends and … kinda used it as an excuse to break the law?" He winced. "Do you mind if I crash on the couch?"
"I can take the floor…I kinda didn't tell my parents at all where I was last night." The green haired girl said tentatively.
"So you're who I have to thank for getting my son out of there?" She smiled. It was definitely the best company he's ever had come over to the house. "You can stay as long as you want." She let them into the house.
"If either of you snore I'm killing you."
"So that's the thanks I get for saving your ungrateful butt? I thought you were better than that~" The girl smirked.
"No, that's just Katsuki talk. He's got this whole language where killing you means he cares enough to correct you." The boy laughed.
They all seemed so natural … maybe she could try her hand at a little teasing. "So which one are you wanting in your bed?"
"No one, you dumb hag!" He yelled out, and she instinctively responded with a slap upside his head.
"Enough of that. You, go take a shower, you smell like shit." She pointed Katsuki to the bathroom. "And you two, I believe we should get to know each other better." She had a lot of baby pictures to show off.
The duo heard the door open. "I'm home!" Oh, their meal ticket was back, perfect.
"Welcome home, Iruma, we're in the kitchen." He said. "Come on in, your food is getting cold."
"You were making food for me?" The boy said with a bit of suspicion in his voice.
"Of course we were! We wouldn't expect less from our little golden ticket." His wife lied easily enough. "Now eat up, you should get your strength back up."
The boy stared at the meal before him, dazed. "Is something wrong, evil flashback?" They would get him to push through it.
"No it's just … thinking about the villain that caught me … he fed me too … a lot more." Oh, was it now? Time for a little standard setting.
"So you'd rather go back to the bastard that took you against your will?" His honey looked appalled.
"No, I'd just rather not be around people who are constantly using me." What the..Since when did their puppy argue back?
"Now Iruma, you're being a bad boy right now." He began to raise his hand for a head pat. "Would you please just sit down and be quiet for a moment?"
"Ok-oK…" The boy looked sick for a second. "Ok…" Iruma threw up on the floor. "Ugh, I'm never going to get used to that." The two looked at each other. "I'm going to my tent, hunting for some food." The boy left, walking out of the door.
"… UA is too high class." He stated the problem. "He's gotten a backbone from it."
"We'll just pull him out then." His wife came up with an easy solution. "UA's being criticized as we speak, parents are likely going to unenroll their kids for their safety. As the parents of a kidnapped child, we simply care too much about our child's safety to let him continue attending."
"We need a backup school or sorts. We can't let a quirk like that go to waste, right?" Somewhere that doesn't care that much.
"You know, I hear they have great discipline options at Shiketsu." Lovely option.
Iruma sat down, legs kicking at the sand of the beach. Double checking the time, he looked out at the ocean. It was really pretty when you could sit back and enjoy it like this.
"Suzuki." Bunny-sensei showed up, sitting next to him. "I'm glad you were ready to talk."
"I'm glad you got my text." He looked at the bag of take out in All Might's hand. "It wasn't too hard to get right?"
"I wouldn't say it was too hard." His mentor handed him the bag. "Just never expected such a large crowd, I was glad it was a drive through, easier to hide my face until the last minute." He chuckled.
"Thanks. I needed something to clear my head after everything that happened." Iruma took the bag. Ten Cheeseburgers, five large fries, and a twenty piece chicken finger meal. He happily ate it all in five seconds. "Didn't really want to spend another moment at home." It was basically going from one cell to another. The strange part was All For One at least tried to offer a better life, even if he just wanted his quirk.
"I'm sorry about that, Young Suzuki." He began. "About everything that's happened in your life. All your troubles, your struggles, the villain that seeked you." Bunny-sensei growled. "I should have done more."
"You've done alot for me already when we first met, Bunny-sensei." Iruma reassured him. "I actually have friends and a goal to reach now because of you. Before that, I never had for myself to live for, other than not wanting to die." He kept his gaze on the ocean. "He really was the kind of monster you warned me he was, except somehow worse."
"That's why I was so hesitant to tell you about him to begin with. Even when I thought I defeated him the first time, his words and cruelty lingered in my head. I've been haunted by the man's presence for over half my life by this point."
"I … thought evil was a joke." He began slowly, Bunny-sensei looking at him strangely. "I know bad guys do bad things, but it's always for a reason. Survival, misunderstanding, helping people the wrong way." He listened. "But All Forty One … he's evil beyond reason. He only loved his brother, and even then he hated him. My mom and dad treat me like a pet but at least they treat me with some semblance of life, they even love each other dearly." Excluding those nights where they screamed in the bedroom, for some reason it never came off abusive but he can't place it.
"It doesn't even feel like man's human. He's basically the devil given human form." Bunny Sensei sat beside him. "Whatever concepts of love, care, or empathy he has are twisted and corrupt beyond belief."
Iruma nodded. "He messed up Tomura. He thinks you did to me what he's done to him." He leaned down. "I wanna help him, I wanna save him. But everyone keeps saying it's stupid and crazy to try to talk with villains and stuff."
"To be fair, it's rare for a villain to give up everything with just a conversation." All Might groaned. "But you've been able to calm him down once, right? He's been willing to listen to you before, hasn't he?" Iruma nodded. "I'm not sure what's going to happen now. All For One is locked away, but as long as Shigiraki is out there, the bastard's reach hasn't ended."
"Then we'll just stop him." Iruma spoke. "Well stop them all. I'll punch people, and you can teach them life advice."