Random crackfics about everyone's favorite FMA gang. Basically a collection of humor one-shots for all of you awesome readers out there! Enter the world of my imagination if you dare! Enjoy and I hope I make you laugh! Rated for swearing and Edward though some chapters may have different ratings so for safety T. Not sure on pairings we'll see where this goes. Enjoy! :D

Se encontraba cansado trás el arduo trabajo que estaba teniendo en aquellos días y un sueño con un Havoc con orejas de perro le hizo pensar que necesitaba unas vacaciones.

What if the world of Fullmetal Alchemist was all just created on a TV set? Inspired by a VERY famous piece of fan art. Rated T for language. Implied EdWin...I guess...?

She led him into her bedroom, "You can sleep here tonight," He wandered over to the bed and lay down, staring expectantly at her. "Are you going to join me, Lieutenant?" Maybe it was the wine talking. She shook her head. - Riza Hawkeye finally returns after Roy sends her on a year long vacation, but what does he have planned for her awaited return? One-shot; definite Royai!

Saving someone you care about is not easy. Owing someone your life is not easy. Nor will it get easier by complaining about past mistakes. Go, pick up your broken soul and move foward, it is the only thing left to do. Put the first letters of the sentences together, and you will find a song. See "Song and Shadow" by me and Jo. Find the story on arctic shadowstar. Please R&R!

Acababan de llegar a Central tras lo sucedido en Milos, Su teniente está más pensativa de lo normal, recordando el dolor que le ha causado la investigación de su padre, ese inútil coronel aprovecha el momento para tener un acercamiento con ella, pero a pesar de ser su reina, no se dejaba ganar dos veces. Oneshot

No one's perfect and that is why the world is beautiful. She loved him in every way when everyone else thought otherwise. ONESHOT ROYAI DAY Countdown Fanfiction DAY 9.

A bewildered colonel; unsure, hesitating. Then the impossible happens. Roy asks Fuery for dating advice! ONESHOT ROYAI DAY Countdown Fanfiction DAY 8.

Short song fic for the /crack/ pairing of Roy Mustang and Olivier Armstrong. To the song -My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson. -song lyrics in italics- Roy and Olivier romantic undertone, slight. More humor than romance.

After the loss of her arm, Ling had disappeared and Lan Fan wanted nothing more than for him to come back. Ling and Lan Fan romantic undertone.

Greed is back and ready with a new body to wreak havoc when Wrath picks a fight with fatal consequences. Ling and Lan Fan romantic undertone. -There might be a continuation to this, but that might be in due time. At the moment it's nothing but a one-shot.-

an idea i got off of a Fullmetal Ova about Roy. A younger Roy than we are all accustomed to returns from Ishaval in a downward spiral and basically Hughes and Hawkeye pick up the pieces, rated K for attempted suicide and possible violence.

When Edward turns in his resignation, Grumman refuses. And thus he is thrown unceremoniously and entirely unprepared into the world of politics. Post-Promised Day AU

This is about me and the Fullmetal gang watching Ridley Scott's new sci-fi flick of the Alien universe, Prometheus. One shot and slight spoilers of the movie. Don't read this fic if you haven't watched Prometheus yet.

Mayor Jenderal Roy Mustang membebastugaskan Kapten Riza Hawkeye yang selama ini menjadi asisten setianya. Dan ia memberikan tugas yang lebih berat kepada Riza, tapi apakah Riza sudi melakukannya? First Fic In FMA fandom. For RoyAi Days. RnR?

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned from the moment I was born. Moments from the lives and deaths of seven siblings by soul.

November 23, 1904. Thats when the choas happened. A journey thourgh tough times, action and even a little love goes by. Rosa Loyta goes on a journey to find the most powerful thing ever, the Philosoper's Stone, with the help of friends,family,and enemys.Rated T for cussing and aciton.

Things get deep when Roy is blind and Riza is the only one to guide him. RoyRiza. Full Metal Alchemist.

La mesa de la oficina había presenciado muchas cosas en su larga y tediosa vida. Pero aquello que se repetía casi todas las noches... Le resultaba extraño. Yaoi, si no te gusta no entres

Third part of Memories series. Full Sum inside. Excerpt from sum: Winry has been murdered. Edward's having nightmares and seeing things. Threats are everywhere, and everyone he loves is in danger. Ed knows he has to do something... RoyEd

Roy gets in a tough situation when a certain kid doesn't want his daddy to go to work. ONESHOT ROYAI DAY Countdown Fanfiction DAY 7.

After a devastating plane crash, the passengers of flight 190 find themselves on a deserted island...or so they think. EdxWin

Winry realizes she is no longer in Resembool...

Hawkeye returns to military duty after a year away spent caring for a sick aunt. In the meantime, Mustang's life has undergone some startling changes. An early contribution for Royai Day.

Al dives in to save Ed, but what happens if the price is too high? We find a story told through the eyes of Edward… but is it really him? *Takes place after the end of the Original Anime*