Kon'nichiwa! HotPink Tigeress here. So, I've been working on this story with my friend. However, I did the prologue by myself.
"I've got a pitch for you," said a famous thirty-year-old man whose name was Chris Mclean. He was speaking to an older man who worked in the TV industry or whatever, let's call him... Bob. "One hundred Pokémon compete for fame and money on an island."
"Wouldn't one hundred Pokémon be too much to keep track of?" said Bob.
"I can handle it," said Chris.
"But would the viewers be able to?" said Bob.
"It could be an elimination game," said Chris. "Every episode, someone will get eliminated, so the viewers will only focus on the contestants who make it the furthest."
"Okay," said Bob. "But so far, you've hosted every show you pitched. How about you let someone else host this time?"
"No," said Chris. "I'll do it. I am going to be the host, right?"
"Would you mind going outside while I make this call?" said Bob.
Inside of a TV studio, a cameraman was filming a man and a female Pikachu.
"...And stay tuned for more Celebrity Manhunt!" said the man, named Josh as the cameraman stopped filming. Josh's cellphone rang. He answered it. "Yes? It's for you, Blainley. He handed it to the female Pikachu.
"Yes," Blainley answered, holding the phone. "Yes, I am perfectly happy with my job of tracking down famous celebrities and intruding in on their personal li- Oh, now, you're making it sound bad! No, I am not interested in hosting your new show."
"Wait!" said Bob before Blainley could hang up on him. "You do know who'll host if you don't, right? Chris Mclean! Everyone knows how cruel he can be!"
"The answer is still no."
"Have you watched his ice-skating show? That one Vulpix was in the hospital for a full year!"
Blainley hung up.
"So, what do you think?" Chris asked Bob.
"I have decided to green-light your show," said Bob. "And you will be hosting it."
"Yes!"
I have a bad feeling about this, Bob thought.
"You sure this is a good idea?" said a muscular black man named Chef to Chris. They were on an island.
"When have I ever had bad ideas?" said Chris.
Chef seemed to be going through some flashbacks.
"Uh, Mclean?" said one of the interns. "We've got a problem."
"Which is?"
"There's supposed to be one hundred Pokémon on this show," said the intern. "But there are only ninety-nine special Pokémon who are willing to compete."
"Well, just find a random wild Shiny and-"
"ABSOL!" They turned to see what had made that sound: A scarlet Absol who wore glasses.
"We've got our one hundredth Pokémon," said Chris.
The cameraman was filming Chris Mclean on a dock.
"Yo!" said Chris Mclean to the camera. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!" He walked across the dock explaining, "here's the deal: One hundred Pokémon have signed up to spend... some time at a crummy, old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Ever so often, the losing team will have to watch one of their teammates walk the Dock of Shame, take the Boat of Losers and leave this place for good."
Chris was now being filming at a campfire. "Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremony, where all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. To survive, they'll have to battle wild Bewear, weird Bug Type Pokémon, disgusting camp food and each other. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with fame and one million dollars, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a month. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out on Totally Dramatic Pokémon!"
Okay. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this chapter. I guess I was in a silly mood. I'm in an 'ugh' mood right now. Idk why. My writing style depends on the mood I'm in at the time of writing.
As for the special Shiny Absol, picture the fashion week Absol from Pokémon Go. Don't know what it is, look it up.
I have nothing else to say. Sayonara!
