Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont at night. Marinette is being chased by Stormy Weather and Lady Wifi.
Marinette: Heeelp!
"Uh, I don't remember any of this"? Marinette said confused
Um, Marinette remember that I had a crush on you"? Nathaniel asked Marinette
(Marinette nodded her head) "Yeah, I remember Chloe called you out over it". Marinette said
"Well, I was daydreaming about rescuing you as a hero." Nathaniel said
"Mmmh." Marinette said while thinking of something
"Oh, ho I know that face Marinette is thinking of something." Adrien said
"What's so bad about Marinette thinking"? Max asked
"When Marinette makes that face, she's either thinking off a plan or something else and I know there is no akuma attacks she's thinking of something else but what is it." Adrien said
("Nathaniel would be perfect for the Goat or the Rooster Miraculous.") Marinette thought
"What were you thinking about Marinette"? Sabrina asked
"What Miraculous would be perfect for Nathaniel in the future." Marinette said
"And what Miraculous would be perfect for me Marinette"? Nathaniel asked
"Goat or Rooster Miraculous would be perfect for you Nathaniel because one of their powers is the same as your akumatized power as Evillustartor." Marinette explained
(Marinette runs away from Stormy Weather, but she finds Lady Wifi. Lady Wifi puts a pink pause symbol on her, and Stormy Weather freezes her with her parasol. But then, Super Nathan arrives, and erases Stormy Weather's parasol. He traps the two villains in a cage he draws. He also erases the ice block Marinette is trapped in)
Marinette: Oh, Super Nathan, you're my hero!
Nathaniel: It was nothing.
Marinette: (embraces Nathaniel) I love you!
Nathaniel: (embraces Marinette) I love you too, Marinette.
Ms. Mendeleiev: Nathaniel! What are you drawing?
(Nathaniel looks up, revealing the scene to be a dream)
"This is a very bad idea Nathaniel drawing and daydreaming in Ms. Mendeleiev's class it's better doing it during Miss Bustier's class she won't tell us off. Look at Marinette she draws her designs in Miss Bustier's class." Nino said
"Hey, I draw when I have finished my work, and don't you listen to your music during class time." Marinette said
The entire akuma class started to argue about doing what during Miss Bustier's class.
"Do they actually do what they say Caline." Denis said
"Yeah, no one listens to my teaching that's why I always have a bottle of Jack Daniels in my desk after they all leave but I know Marinette knows I drink that's why she's the only one who listens to me and I think she's guilty of me drinking alcohol whenever they leave. Caline explained to her fellow staff.
Nathaniel: Wha, wha-
Ms. Mendeleiev: And these artistic endeavours are clearly why you are failing science.
Nathaniel: I'm sorry...
Ms. Mendeleiev: You go march yourself down to the principal's office and show him that checked scratch! Then you'll be really sorry!
(Nathaniel trips over Mylène's bag, dropping his sketchbook. Chloé grabs it)
Chloé: Ooh! Look, Sabrina! It's him as a superhero! And look who he's saving! It's Marinette!
Marinette: Uh-
Chloé: He's so totally crushing on you, Marinette!
"Hey did any of you guys see the look on Adrien's face after Chloe said that Nathaniel was crushing on Marinette he looked jealous." Alya said
"I wasn't jealous I was annoyed by Chloe's behavior." Adrien trying to defend himself
"Sure, whatever you say Adrien." Alex sarcastically said
"Do you know how many boys or girls have been crushing on you Marinette? Alya ask her best friend
"All I know were Nathaniel and Nino and that's it." Marinette said
"Alright stand up if you had a crush on my best friend Marinette"? Alya asked
Everyone stood up except for the adults, the akumatized, the children, and Marc
"Holy fuck you all had or have a crush on me." Marinette said
Everyone nodded.
"Damn girl you had a lot of people crushing on you." Alya said
"Yeah, I know." Marinette said
"And Chloe, who would date your skanky ass, no one would you would be alone with your daddy's money but you would spend all that and be homeless by the time our kids graduate college." Marinette said
Nathaniel: Gimme that!
Ms. Mendeleiev: Enough! Nathaniel, go!
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: (his window opens) Ahhh... Artists can be so emotional. I love it. (turns a butterfly into an akuma) Fly to him, my little akuma. Draw him into our evil web!
"We're not even 2 minutes in on the show and Hawk Moth is already sending an akuma out." Marinette said
Scene: Collège hallway. Nathaniel drops his pencil, but when he grabs it, the akuma flies in and possesses it.
Hawk Moth: Are you tired of having your creative spirit crushed? Evillustrator, I'm your friend and patron of the arts. I'm here to offer you support. But I don't give this kind of power for free. I have a couple of items that need retrieving.
Nathaniel: Just tell me what you want. (turns into the Evillustrator)
"That has to be the quickest someone got akumatized." Alya said
Scene: Ms. Mendeleiev's classroom.
Ms. Mendeleiev: The next particle physics presentation group is Nino, Adrien, and Alya!
"I was so jealous that Ms. Mendeleiev put 3 of my friends together while I had to deal with blond bitch over there." Marinette said pointing at Chloe who just huffed and cross her arms.
Marinette: Oh! So lucky!
Ms. Mendeleiev: And then, Sabrina, Chloé and Marinette.
"I was glad Nathaniel attacked but I felt guilty for Sabrina to do all the work." Marinette guiltily said
"It's alright Marinette." Sabrina said smiling at Marinette and Marinette smiled back
Alya: So unlucky.
Chloé: Uh, Miss, can't you add her to another group? Sabrina and I work much better on our own.
Ms. Mendeleiev: This is a group presentation, not pairs! Deal with it.
Chloé: I hate dealing with it!
Marinette: You wouldn't be willing to trade groups, would ya?
Alya: And deal with that twosome terror? Sorry. But I promise to talk all about you in between particles and the physics!
"Did you Alya"? Marinette asked
"She did and we never got what she was talking about." Adrien said
"See girl, boys are clueless they never know any girl's hints." Alya said
"I know every time I'm Ladybug I always see girls flirt with their crushes or their love ones and the boys look confused while the girls either look mad or sad and I see them walk away looking quite upset so I jump down and talk to them and calm them down so they don't get akumatized over their crush and try to be more subtle to them cause boys are dumb." Marinette said
"Hey, we're not dumb"! Every boy shouted
"Really ok then let me tell you which boys are dumb." Marinette said
"Ok, then Marinette tell us." Kim said
"Well since you spoke first Kim, I'll start with you." Marinette said
"Fuck, I should have closed my mouth now." Kim said
"Ondine had a crush on you and you didn't know about it and Adrien here didn't know I had a crush on me and there could be other boys here who I shall not name had girls who had crushes on them. Marinette said
Marinette: You're the best! (glomps her)
Chloé: Forget it, Sabrina. I don't have time for some dumb project. Besides, now you have Marinette to help you.
Sabrina: Okay, that's fine, Chloé. We'll do the work. Don't worry.
Marinette: Um, is everything okay?
Chloé: It is fine, Marinette.
Marinette: Well then, why can't you help us with the project?
Chloé: None of your business, Miss Nosy!
Marinette: Uh, actually, since I'm part of this group, it is.
Sabrina: It's okay, Marinette. You and I will do all the research, and the writing for our project, and then, Chloé can present it! That way it's equal.
Marinette: That's not equal at all! Is that how you two work?!
Sabrina: Yeah! We've been doing this ever since grade school, when I started doing Chloé's homework! And we've been BFF's ever since!
Chloé: You got a problem with that? Come on, Sabrina.
Marinette: Sabrina, Chloé's totally taking advantage of you. You don't have to do what she says. That's not how a real best friend acts!
Chloé: Ugh, not only am I Sabrina's best friend, I'm her only friend, so she better do what I say, 'cause without me, she has nothing.
Marinette: Well, I'd rather have no friends than be friends with you.
("I can make that happen Marinette we're still at war I can make you the most hated among everyone in class.") Lila thought
Chloé: Whatever. I've got more important things to worry about. My hair is a hot mess and Jean Claude promised to work his magic. Later!
Scene: College hallway. Marinette is leaving.
Sabrina: Marinette! (hugs her) I can't believe you stood up to Chloé like that! It was so amazing.
Marinette: Uhh, well...Yeah, what are friends for?
Sabrina: You are my friend, and I'm really super excited to hang out with you, and have a new best friend who actually helps with the project! We're going to have the absolute best time together! Then, we'll do the presentation, and tell Ms. Mendeleiev the truth about Chloé! Sound good?
Marinette: Sounds...great?
Sabrina: YAY! Then I'll see you in the library, bestie!
"I'm sorry I bailed on you Sabrina." Marinette apologized to Sabrina
"It's alright Marinette." Sabrina reassured Marinette
Scene: Library. Sabrina refuses to do Chloé's assignment.
Chloé: Ugh! What do you mean, you're not doing my assignment?!
Sabrina: Marinette's right! I... I'm not your slave!
Marinette: I never actually said that...
Chloé: But Marinette didn't buy a super cute beret at Gabriel's, and I did! And perhaps I could lend it to you.
"I don't need to buy a beret I can make one instead." Marinette proudly said
Marinette: Excuse me, but are you trying to bribe her into staying your friend? With a hat?
Sabrina: Uhhh... really, really adorable hat! That would look fantastic on me!
Chloé: No, excuse from ME, but you are trying to steal my friend from me, with homework!
(The Evillustrator sees them, and draws a beret on his pad. Suddenly, berets fall from above, and one falls on Chloé)
"Wait you actually have friends or did you bribe them with money and threats to become your friend or stay your friend." Alya said
"Maybe she did both instead." Alix said
"Haha, maybe she did." Marinette said giving off a laugh
Chloé: Ahh! My hair!
(The Evillustrator draws a hairdryer)
Chloé: Ahhh! Please! Please! Ahhhh!
(Adrien sees her in distress close by)
[ Transformation Sequence ]
Adrien: Plagg, claws out! (Adrien turns into Cat Noir)
Chloé: No! Not the hair!
Marinette: Time to transform!
[ Transformation Sequence ]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Ah! (Marinette turns into Ladybug)
"Ah, yes transform behind somewhere, where people can see you and know your identity and blurt it out to the world go idea heroes." Gary sarcastically said then went back to sleep dreaming about being a Garyzilla and destroying the world.
Chloé: No! Stop!
(Ladybug arrives and jumps on the hairdryer)
Ladybug: Run and hide! (Chloé runs)
Cat Noir: I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation.
"Cat Noir jumps into action with puns like every akuma battle and they get on my nerves most of the time." Marinette said
"Most of the time." Adrien retorted
"Ok, sometimes it gets on my nerves." Marinette retorted back
"Oh, sometimes I thought it got on your nerves all the time." Adrien retorted
"I thought it would bug me but it doesn't I like it so much." Marinette punned
Ladybug: Fewer puns, more action!
Yes, listen to your Milady. Alix said
(Ladybug and Cat Noir stop the hairdryer, and disintegrate it)
Cat Noir: (sees the Evillustrator) Well, that guy looks pretty sketchy!
(Ladybug and Cat Noir go after the Evillustrator, but he draws a wall and they fall backward)
Ladybug: Where'd he go?
Cat Noir: I don't know, but he sure has a way of illustrating his point.
Ladybug: (annoyed) Ughhh...
It seems like your anger levels are rising there Marinette. Kagami said
Of course, they are, I had to deal with Chloe and her mistreatment of Sabrina and since Chat kept throwing puns around it got me pretty angry. Marinette said
Sorry, Milady/Marinette. Sabrina and Adrien apologized to Marinette
It's alright guys I was having a bad day. Marinette reassured them
Scene: Le Grand Paris Hotel.
Cat Noir: Seems this Evillustrator's targeting you specifically, Chloé. Any idea why?
Chloé: No. Everyone adores me.
Ladybug: (sarcastically) Yeah, because you're sooo adorable.
Chloé: Yeesss! Ladybug just said I'm adorable! I totally need a picture of the two of us together! (takes a picture of her and Ladybug with her cellphone)
Wow, someone can't detect sarcasm and they are so full of themselves. Mylene said
Ladybug: Ugh! That was unpleasant.
Chloé: Well, I look great, of course, but your smile is all wonky. I'll take another! (takes another picture of them)
Ladybug: Sorry, I'm just a little camera shy.
Cat Noir: Looks like somebody's got a fan!
Ladybug: Yeah, great.
Cat Noir: So what's the deal? Why are you acting so weird? Come on, you gotta admit that having this girl worship you is pretty awesome.
Ladybug: (sees Nathaniel's drawing, spoiled by Chloé) Ugh, seriously? I'm over this! Let's go!
Cat Noir: Are you kidding me? And what if the Evillustrator attacks her again?
Ladybug: Fine! You stay! Later!
Cat Noir: What do you mean later?
Ladybug: I mean, you're the one who wants to protect her, but you don't need me. So, later! (swings away)
Chloé: (looks over balcony) Ahhh! Ladybug! Text me! OK!
Scene: Dupain-Cheng House. Ladybug reaches the trapdoor of her room, and de-transforms into Marinette. She throws her purse on her sofa.
Tikki: (Muffled) Ow! (Tikki pops out from Marinette's purse) Hey!
Marinette: Sorry, Tikki... Chloé! She just...fires up this little red bug!
"You guys get on my case about my puns but when she tells one pun you guys laugh, I see how it is favoritism." Adrien said
"My puns are always on point, Kitty." Marinette said and everyone laughed at the pun
"All right everyone since it's Christmas we'll be playing Santa Claws." Gary said