A little fic that popped up in my head. I don't have a reason why Loki and Mobius are here its just an excuse to get Loki to meet Jennifer. ;) This fic should not be taken seriously.
Enjoy :)
It took one look from Loki to know that Sylvie wasn't here. The God of Mischief huffed an frustrated sigh.
"Sylvie is not here."
"How do you know that?" Mobius frowned.
"Because I know." Loki said with another sigh. "I just know." He said quieter this time.
"Well we'll just go and look around."
"Mobius we don't have the time..."
"Oh! Look." Mobius points. Loki turns and sees a table full of baked goods. "They have pie." Mobius grinned as he picks up a plate. He eyes the cherry pie. "Don't mind if I do."
He scoops up a slice followed by a plastic set of a knife and fork. He bites into the pie and hums with delight. Loki stared at him. Mobius swallows and shrugs.
"I missed lunch."
"I can't do this." Loki shakes his head. "No. Right now I need to find Sylvie and..."
"May I help you gentlemen?"
Both men turn round.
Mobius gasped.
While Loki froze.
Standing in front of them is a woman. Not just any woman no this woman...this woman is freaking green!
She steps forward and ends up looming over them. Both men had to crane their heads to look up at her.
Eventually Mobius snaps out of his shock and clears his throat.
"Um...We are here on business."
"Business?"
"Yes."
"With who?"
Mobius looks at the wall. There are posters of the woman with the caption "She-Hulk Attorney of Law."
"Attorney. With an attorney." Mobius taps the plate. "Nice pies by the way."
Loki also looked at the poster. He paled as he read the caption.
Loki turns back to her. Seeing her started to bring back the memories of New York. One specific memory of a certain angry, green machine started to resurface.
"And you are?" She asked her gaze directed at the God.
Loki blinked. His eyes are wide as saucers.
"Hulk."
She laughed at that.
"Sweetheart you are no Hulk. I know the Hulk he is my cousin."
Cousin?
His mouth hung open at that.
"Shocker I know." She grinned. "He certainly didn't share my good looks." She winked at him as she said that.
"Well." Mobius smiled. "it's nice to meet you um..."
"Jennifer Walters." She shook his hand. "Also known as..." She points to the poster. "But Jennifer is fine."
She extends her other hand towards Loki. Loki stared at her enlarged green hand. At the moment he imagines the Hulk's hand reaching out and grabbing him.
Smash!
Smash!
Smash!
Loki quickly shakes his head and pushes the image to the back of his mind. Jennifer lowers her hand when it became clear he wasn't going to shake it.
"We got to go." Loki looks at Mobius. "Now."
But Mobius smiles and eats his pie.
Loki glares at him.
"Say...you look familiar?" Jennifer leans forward and studies the God of Mischief's face. "Do I know you?"
Loki laughs nervously.
"You must be mistaking me for someone else."
"No no." Jennifer gets out of her phone. "I swear I have seen you before."
"I can assure you we haven't met before."
Jennifer begins typing quickly on her phone. Loki gave Mobius a pleading look but the bastard was more interested in the damm pie. Seconds later Jennifer lets out a "Aha."
"I knew it!" She said.
She turns her phone round to face them.
Loki saw the video footage of him in New York and the zoomed in photos of his face.
Damm it.
He forced a smile.
"That's not me."
But Jennifer wasn't stupid.
"You are Thor's brother. I remember because I was watching the news and I thought why are the hot ones always the villains." She rolled her eyes. "Its so annoying."
Usually Loki would be quite flattered by the compliment but right now he wanted to get out of here because he had a bad feeling he wasn't going to like what happens next.
"You hurt a lot of people that day." Jennifer folds her arms. "The destruction you caused." Her face suddenly darkens. "After what you done you have a nerve coming here."
"Listen."
"No!"
She straightened up in height. Loki found himself shrinking under her gaze. She looks down at him with hatred and disgust. Mobius now realizing the severity of the situation puts his plate down and clears his throat.
"He is not that person anymore."
Jennifer ignored him and kept her attention on the God.
"Bruce told me what the Hulk did to you and I respect him for it." She claps her hands to make her point. "Did God's work back there."
Loki looks over at the door. Security has already started to surround the place.
Great.
"If it makes him feel any better. " Loki replied. "There's no hard feelings from my end."
"When I became the Hulk." Jennifer continued. "I always wondered if I would ever smash a villain not in that way." She shakes her head. "Even if you are umm hot but no...What I mean is...Smash smash." She grinned a wicked grin.
Mobius could have sworn Loki has become as white as a ghost.
"Right now." Jennifer gestures all around her. "These people need saving from you."
Magic already begun to form at the tips of Loki's fingers.
"Look." Mobius says. "There's no need for things to escalate. We will leave."
Jennifer shakes her head.
"I don't think so. Me and the little guy here have some unfinished business. "
Loki glares at her. How dare she? She is looking at him with a smug face now.
That's it! He thought angrily.
Loki has already been beaten by one Hulk he is not going to let another one kick his ass.
This ends now.
"You think you will do worse than him? Huh?" Loki laughed. " Jennifer that's your name right? Let me tell you this. You are not him and you will never be him. You are not even scary. "
Her jaw clenched at them words.
"Loki." Mobius warned.
"No no." Loki waved him off. "If she thinks she can beat me let her try. Trust me." He smiles. "I got thi... " His words are cut off when he is suddenly grabbed by the throat and thrown across the room.
Everyone gasped when he crashed into the wall. He tumbles down and lands on his back.
Mobius was about to move but Jennifer is already running towards the fallen God. Loki quickly sat up and raised his hand.
A wave of power comes out of his hand and hits Jennifer in the chest. Jennifer is knocked back by the blast.
"Son of a bitch." She hissed.
Loki stands up with a big grin on his face. He looks at Mobius's worried face.
"I got this." He mimes at him.
The God of Mischief spoke too soon.
She-Hulk let out a mighty roar and she grabs Loki by the leg and pulls him to the ground. Before Loki could react Jennifer grabs his leg again and lifts him up. She sends him straight into the ground.
Smash!
And she does it again.
Smash.
And again.
Smash
Smash
She kept going until the concrete cracked completely and windows shattered around her.
"Jennifer!" A voice shouted out. "That's enough."
With a grunt Jennifer did one final smash before tossing him to the side like a rag doll. Loki laid limp on the ground. With his face down.
"That's for New York asshole! " Jennifer yelled at him.
Loki slowly lifts his head. His body is shaking.
"Bitch." He muttered under his breath.
Jennifer heard him.
She responds with a swift kick to the groin. Loki cries out and rolls on to his side.
Damm they are sharp high heels.
Jennifer lifts her head, rolls her shoulders back and walks off with a spring to her step.
Mobius runs and kneels beside his friend.
"Loki you okay?"
Loki's eyes shift on to his. He couldn't move he is in the world of pain right now. Everything hurts.
The memories of Hulk smash came crashing down on him. Loki groans feeling humiliated. He squeezes his eyes shut to stop the tears from falling.
"I did say we should leave and you didn't listen." Mobius says.
Loki raises an eyebrow.
Seriously?
People are already taking photos on their phones. Loki again groans.
This is so embarrassing.
Loki's eyes shift on to Walters. Anger courses through him again.
"No." He said his voice rasp. He raises his shaking hand.
He then snaps his fingers.
A cloud of smoke forms around Jennifer.
Seconds later the smoke vanishes revealing a tiny green mouse.
That was met with another round of gasps.
Loki grins despite the pain he was in.
The mouse squeaks with surprise. It goes to run but Loki reaches out and grabs it by the tail.
"Not so tough now huh?" He shakes the mouse. Jennifer lets out a squeak and cry. Loki huffed a laugh. "That's what you get for mocking me." He lifts the mouse up higher. "Mobius look at this."
Loki showed it like he was showing a parent his new project.
Mobius nods a little.
"Yeah that's great Loki." He gives the God of Mischief a pat on the shoulder. Loki's face brightened at that. "I think we had enough fun now we should get going."
Loki sighs.
Right.
This is going to hurt.
He grimaced as he tries to stand up. Mobius helps him up. He puts his arm around the God of Mischief and nods at everyone.
"Thanks for the food." He replied sheepishly.
Moments later the time door opens and they both step through it.
"Hey guys." Casey walks in with a frown. "Any of you seen the monster?"
Mobius frowns.
"What monster?"
"In the TVA. Just saw it a few moments ago. It looks angry."
"What does it look like?"
"Big...Green."
"Wait? Did you just say green?"
"Umm yeah."
"LOKI!" Mobius screamed.
"Mobius I'm right here." Loki yelled back as he walked towards him. "What's wrong?" He asked when he noticed Mobius's face.
"You know Jennifer the umm She-Hulk?"
"What about her?"
"When we came back here, you did let go right? You left her behind?"
Loki was about to say yes but then he paused. He furrowed his eyebrows as he replayed the scene over in his mind.
Did I?
"Why?" He asked.
"Yes or no."
Loki didn't respond. Mobius runs a hand down his face.
"Oh shit."
"What?" Loki frowned.
Mobius didn't need to answer.
The roar from down the hall said it all.
Loki froze at the sound.
One guy goes flying into the room. He hits his head against the desk. Shortly after Jennifer storms in. Her fists are clenched. She then paused when her eyes land on Loki. She growls and points at him.
"You!"
Loki raises his hand then he remembered there is no magic in the TVA.
Crap.
He forced a smile.
"Well this is a surprise."
"You know each other?" Casey asked.
"Long story." Loki answered.
Jennifer again growled.
Loki swallowed nervously.
"I bet on her." Mobius whispered to Casey.
Casey frowns.
"What bet?"
Jennifer scoops Loki up by the collar of his jacket.
"He does need to be taught a lesson." Mobius whispered.
" What lesson? " Casey whispered back.
Mobius sighs.
"Never mind."
Loki's eyes widen with fear. Jennifer's lips form into a cruel smirk.
"Smash." She said.
Loki closes his eyes and pain goes across his face.
"Not again."
The End.