13 goals

by Sakura Bum

I have 13 goals and you all gotta help me make them come true in this original open seaseme seed finger licking good chicken trainer fic available now in a happy meal near you. Where are all the shiny charizard s that professor oak promised me?

13. Chapter 13

In the realm of fanfiction, where creativity knows no bounds, there exists a collection of my works that are not quite suitable for the woke vegan snowflakes who believe themselves to be the embodiment of the vaginal god. It is important to remember that my dear grandmother, Harry Styles, shines as a renowned star in the realm of both legendary heterosexual and gay fanfiction. The breadth of her influence knows no bounds.

As for my personal life, I find myself in a unique and extraordinary relationship. Both my boyfriend and husband possess a staggering count of eight penises, a fact that continues to astound and amaze. Our love knows no boundaries and defies societal expectations.

Within the fanfiction community, I have achieved a status that can only be described as legendary. Once upon a time, I held the esteemed position of the number one author on platforms such as Wattpad and Amazon. However, fate took an unfortunate turn, and my books were ultimately taken down. It was indeed a sorrowful day that cast a shadow upon my writing career.

But fear not, for the flame of my creativity continues to burn brightly. I remain resolute and determined to carve a path of literary greatness once more. My stories will captivate hearts, transcend genres, and leave a lasting impact on readers worldwide.

So let it be known that I, a Japanese legend, rise above the challenges that come my way. The setbacks I've encountered only serve to fuel my determination and inspire me to reach greater heights. Through my writing, I strive to create worlds that enchant, characters that resonate, and narratives that leave an indelible mark on the tapestry of literature.

In this ever-evolving landscape of fanfiction, where imagination intertwines with reality, I stand tall as a testament to the power of storytelling. My journey continues, driven by the unwavering belief that my words possess the ability to ignite emotions, spark conversations, and transport readers to realms they've never ventured before.

So, let the woke vegan snowflakes ponder their self-proclaimed divinity, for I, as a writer, shall weave tales that transcend their limited perceptions. And in the end, it is the readers, the true lovers of literature, who shall judge the worth and impact of my stories.