Yo Guys Geo here and welcome back to OFB! yes finally this has been updated but before I get down to the nitty gritty and let you all read this I have some great news 2024 will finally see the release of a few stories I've been cooking up most notably World's shattered! yes this story is FINALLY seeing the light of day next year and I'm excited to show it off to you guys I know a few of you have been wanting to see it come into light and also coming next year is Mr Lincoln's dragon Maid as well as my first SpyXfamily story! so get ready for that one anyways what better way to kick off the return of OFB then with a new adventure keep in mind this is a 3 part story arc and part 2 will be much longer so I hope you all enjoy!
It was a crisp and Chilly Morning in the Loud house and all was quiet at least it was until Logan slowly made his way upstairs into Lori's room holding a can of kerosene whilst whistling the first few notes of windy valley from Sonic adventure.
Logan turned the can upside down and began pouring it's contents all over the floor and even on the edges of Lori's bed all while the oldest Loud sister was happily sleeping away. Logan tossed the can out the window and dusted off his hands as he stapped out the room and pulled out a match and striking it against his metallic arm and throwing said lit match into Lori's room.
*EXPLODE!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Lori screamed as Logan simply stood there unfased as she crawled out her room singed and missing her hair.
"...Logan…..tell me…WHY WOULD YOU EXPLODE ME AND SET MY ROOM ON FIRE!?" she yelled in his face as he rolled his eyes.
"It's tuesday" he spoke like it was obvious. " Besides you know I always kick off every tuesday with some casual arson now c'mon Lori, Geo wants to see us downstairs and everyone else is already waiting" he spoke as he walked downstairs with Lori trudging herself along with him.
*Living Room*
"So what's the big announcement?" Lincolnn asked while holding Lucy's hand.
"Don't know but Geo said it was important" Luna yawned tiredly as Geo walked inside while on the phone.
"yes , yes I know you want 45 pounds of the stuff I can make it no problem uhhh hold on i have another call, hello? Yes, this is him? Okay good you're placing your order in for some Bacchus whale sea water? Alright I'll have it ready soon enough!" Geo said as he hung up his phone and collapsed on the floor.
"Urgh…barnacles! Maybe I should just lay here?" he grumbled as Lana poked him with a stick. "Uhhhh Geo you okay?"
Lifting his head up he gave a sigh. "Ugh No lana i'm not okay I have so many orders to fill if i'm gonna be throwing the Omega-fest this year. Seriously, Naruto wants some of my deluxe special ramen, Luffy and Goku want me to make my 999 Meat platter! And I only have 997 meats to add to it!, Stocking keeps pestering me to make my grandiose dessert buffet and Erza wants my Mondo strawberry shortcake and i'm out of the Milk and berries I need for it UUUUUGGGH IT"S ALL SO CRAZY!...so yeah…this why I called you all here today I need you guys to go out and get the ingredients while I cook up what I have now" Geo explained as the Louds gave him skeptical looks.
"Uhhhhh I dont know Geo," Lucy said. "Last time we helped you with something like this we got arrested for first degree llama-cide" she told him as he rolled his eyes. "Okay 1: that was an accident and 2: that Llama knew too much and besides guys this'll be different ... .tell ya what if you guys help me you can come to Omega-fest!" he smiled as they all huddled together and whispered before turning back to him.
"Alright Geo we'll do it!" Lincoln smiled as Geo gave his own smile and pulled out a list and a bag and gave both to him.
"Alright! Here's a List of things I need and some warp rings too!" Geo said as Lincoln looked over the list of ingredients they needed to get.
(Meats: Barbecow, Barbecue Pig, Butamochi,Crab pig, Freezer Bison)
(Dairy:Milk whale, Cheese Rabbit, Butterscallop, Jaguar Butter)
(Sweets: Doughnut snail, Cookie alpaca,Grapoodle,Lotteraffe, Pudding Camel, Pudding pig)
"Hmmm seems simple enough" Lincoln said as Logan took the List from his hands and turned it around and saw a Map.
"So I take it this Map shows us where to find everything?" he asked his friend who nodded. "Yep! Just follow the map and you'll be able to find everything!" Geo smiled as he reached into the bag and threw one of the rings as the Louds saw a massive green field.
"Whoa!...this looks amazing!' Lana smiled with stars in her eyes as the louds all marveled at the view before them.
"Who so everything we'll fin is here?" Leni asked as Geo gave a thumbs up. "Yep! Just be back in a week!" Geo said as he pushed all of them through the portal as it closed behind them.
"Ugh he could've at least gave us a warning" Lola grumbled as she dusted herself off and noticed a herd of Massive vicious looking pink hogs with hairless brown torsos and red strip emitting heat.
"Uhhhh guys?" Lola said as Luan grabbed the list. "Hmmm I take it that must be the barbecue Pigs Geo wrote down" she said as Logan cracked his knuckles.
"Alright let's harvest some meat!" he smirked.
Like I said guys part 2 will much longer then this but can you recognize the names of the creatures? anyways next time the Louds go ingredient hunting and get into some trouble along the way so until then guys Love luck and lemons!
