Chapter 21: Just Some Crush

New Year went by just like any other festival with friends and family. Naruto met his father for the first time and at first was hesitant but got comfortable as time went by, but their conversation was like a noble person is talking to his worker.

The whole village came to know that Naruto was the first born son of Minato & Kushina. But that still didn't change some of the villager's attitude towards Naruto; he was still treated like a plague behind his back which didn't very well sit by Kushina who lashes out in the middle of the street. After that one time when Kushina lashed out without Naruto noticing, villagers try not to act up in front of them.

And just like that January went by and February came and valentine was 5 days away. Ino woke up with a bright face; she was looking forward towards the 14 February as on that she planned on giving Naruto chocolate. It started after the party, she was filled with emotions and didn't know what to with it so she ran quickly to her room and lock herself in it. She had never felt like that before as for Sasuke it was like he looked so cool and handsome and then with Naruto her body feels warm and her heart ache. She buried her face on the pillow saying idiot. Days went by and she could not even look Naruto in his eye or talk to him without acting shy like Hinata whom she started hate for some reason she didn't know as she talked to him without stuttering. Soon after her Shoko too started to talk to him in December then the water from the tank broke and she confronted Shoko for talking to Naruto which she regret as later that day she gained the knowledge that she was his long lost sister and he now lives with his family on weekend. Embarrassed by her outburst she ran home came to a realization that she started to fall for Naruto.

Now at present she wanted to change their relationship to friendship as whenever he sees her he ran in the opposite direction. She made a promise to herself that Naruto would be her friend after valentine day when she will give him her homemade chocolate with her mother's help of course.

Kushina knew that her children were getting popular day by day as Shogo & Shoko have started to get some admires as well.

Hokage Office

Minato: Kushina did you drop off the kids at school?

Kushina: Yeah, so are you free or have some paper work?

Minato: There a lot of paperwork, sorry I couldn't spend time with you.

Kushina: You should make Obito do all the paperwork for you as he wants to succeed you.

Minato: I would but after all these years he is still not mature enough to make the right decision. Sometimes he acts like the same back then and still got no guts to propose to Rin.

Kushina: You are one to talk? You are a wuss like he is now. Don't forget it was me who helped you build some guts to propose to me.

Minato: You don't have to remind me every time.

Kushina: So you free this valentine correct?

Minato: Yes mam.

Kushina: Good. What did you plan?

Minato: How about a trip outside the village and you don't have worry about the kids to because you who I am right?

Kushina: You bet I do (leaning forward for a kiss).

Minato: Is something troubling you (Kushina now sitting on his lap)?

Kushina: Well it's Naruto.

Minato: Don't worry Kushina Jiraiya sensei is on the case and as soon as we get his location I will dispose of him personally.

Kushina: You better but that wasn't the thing I was concerned about at this moment. It's Ino, from what I have heard from Shoko she bullied him, make him cry and now wants to make him her boyfriend.

Minato: Are you describing her or yourself when you were young.

Kushina: I don't think she is right for him and you should order Inoichi to make her daughter stay away from my Naruto.

Minato: Honey you know I can't do that plus we can't interfere with who Naruto hangs out with.

Kushina: A! Sure we can, we are his parent.

Minato: Kushina you are being overprotective of him, sometimes a little heartbreak is good to have in person life. He can learn from this.

Kushina: What heartbreak, I know that type of girls; her kind treats their boyfriend like a bitch and leaves them with a depression.

Minato: Also like you. Honey trust our son, I am sure he can manage himself if he falls for her. I hope he doesn't.

Kushina: No he is too little. I won't let it happen not on my watch (she leaves with a determined face).

Minato: Son please don't fall for her.

Uzumaki's Residence (Evening)

Currently they were forced to host an uninvited guest.

Sasuke: Here is your tea. Drink it and then fuck off.

Itachi: Is that a way to talk to your older brother you bastard.

Sasuke: No but it is a way to talk to a piece of shit like you, now just shut up and tell me what do you want?

Itachi: I'm here to cash in the favor you owe me.

Sasuke: I am listening.

Itachi: I want you to help me to get a chocolate from Izumi on valentine day.

Sasuke: That girl is too good for you, pick another girl.

Itachi: Why you little….

Naruto: Okay we can help since we owe you a favor.

Itachi: At least someone got a heart here.

Sasuke: Yeah and it's not you.

Naruto: So can we help.

Itachi: I was hoping you guys could come up with a plan.

Sasuke: How can you expect 2 six year olds to help you with your romantic life who themselves have not.

Itachi: It's not my problem is it.

Sasuke: Actually it kind of is your problem.

Naruto: Does she see you more than a friend?

Itachi: If she did I won't be asking for help?

Naruto: So she doesn't.

Sasuke: I think we have to create a scenario where she could see you as boyfriend material.

Naruto: But how?

Sasuke: Impressing her maybe?

Naruto: Oh I get it, how long is your penis?

Itachi: Excuse me?

Naruto: You are growing to be a teenager, and kids at your age turns horny with stress or hormones which you could use to your advantage as these books tell me that girls like big penises that could fill and spread her up nicely satisfying her which would also make her to believe that you are her soulmate and then she will never leave your side.

Itachi: What kinds of books are you reading (face red)?

Sasuke: Some Orange book (not understanding anything Naruto said).

Itachi: Well you don't get to give advice from now on got it (flustered).

Sasuke: Well could go on a date at least to make her see you in different light.

Itachi: Finally some good idea. So what should I do on our date?

Sasuke: What do you mean 'what', take her to a nice restaurant make her feel good and then at night kiss her and...

Naruto: Take her to a hotel and ….

Itachi: I thought I told you to shut up.

Naruto: I am sorry (sorry position).

Sasuke: And then say I love you.

Itachi: How can I make sure she will say yes?

Naruto: The environment around you should perfect and the situation should be where she can't refuse.

Both brothers' stairs at Naruto.

Naruto: I'll just shut up.

Sasuke: That was actually not bad Naruto.

Itachi: So when, where and how should we proceed.

Sasuke: I have no idea. Naruto is expert at planning.

Itachi: Alright what do you got kid?

Naruto didn't cry as he got used to Itachi's behavior.

Naruto: On valentine day a fair is going to take place outside the village where my parents are going which will be perfect for this.

Itachi: Can't, we have to stay inside the village as our parents are also going to that fair.

Naruto: Plan B then, There is nothing fun in this village but there are places where you can have some alone time the only problem is that you won't have a guarantee that she will say yes as it all depends on what you say.

Itachi: I'll manage the talk; just tell me what to do?

Naruto: Okay when uncle & aunty are away ask for Izumi beforehand to take care of Akame with you for that day and make sure she agrees. Then spend some time in kids zone where Akame plays and you 2 act like her parents making her have the time of her life and then go for picnic at Hokage's monument in the evening packing dinner eat till sunset meanwhile we will crash your picnic with her and take Akame with us and leave you two alone. After that you will be all alone and you can make a move towards her in the sunset time and kiss her on the lips for a second saying, "I'm sorry, my lips just move on its own". Then keep staring her eyes with love and passion then lean forward for another kiss this time longer and then push her to the ground but do not stop kissing her…

Itachi: I thought we discussed not to do that (flustered and face completely red with a little blood coming out of his nose)?

Sasuke: Itachi shut up, Naruto keep going.

Naruto: So as I was saying that you will push her to the ground without releasing her from the kiss then break for 2 seconds and then go for another one but this time gently put your legs between her legs while rubbing her shoulders up and down pinning her and you think she won't resist break the kiss and say, "I'm sorry" with teary eyes showing your vulnerable side leave the place and go home. If she come back to your house to talk to you which she definitely will if she likes you say, "I'm sorry, I did that because I love you and when I was with you in that moment I couldn't hold myself. If I offended you in any way please forgive and I'll never come near you again". Say that with teary eyes and shut the door.

Itachi: But she didn't reply back.

Naruto: She could reply in that moment if your acting is good or there will be a chance for you in the future to be with her as she will know that you like her.

Sasuke: Yeah if she likes you back she'll say something to you. If she doesn't, there is nothing anyone can do.

Itachi: Okay but what if she slaps me if I kissed her on the monument?

Naruto: Then leave and don't look back just show her that you are crying.

Itachi: Okay, just wanted to know where did you come up with this idea?

Naruto: I read it in a chapter in the book I was reading.

Itachi: Then that means if I play my cards right then she and I will have sex in my house at night after she confesses to me at the door. Okay (leaves with a little nose bleed).

Sasuke: Geez sometimes he acts so weird. I mean he can be the strongest in our clan but wastes his time on some girl.

Naruto: Maybe it's exciting the stuff they can do together (feeling a tingle inside him).

Sasuke: Want to drink?

Naruto: Sure.

Yamanaka Residence

Akiko: So for whom did you make these chocolate for?

Ino: Mom it is not your business so please don't ask me (embarrassed).

Akiko: Come on give me a name, please? Hah I know it is for Naruto, you think I was born yesterday.

Ino: No.

Inoichi: What's going on?

Ino: Mom is giving me a hard time.

Inoichi: What?

Akiko: Oh she doesn't want to tell me the name of the boy whom she is going to give the chocolate she made.

Inoichi: I bet it is Naruto, a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to manipulate my sweet innocent daughter (note* he hates him because his daughter started to love him nothing more)

Akiko: Come on you can at least tell us the letter his name begins with?

Ino: No (leaving her parents alone in the kitchen).

Academy (14 February)

The day came quickly as Ino was fully prepared to give Naruto his chocolate which she made with all her love (Akiko made it while she just saw from a distant).

Ino: Today is the day when all will change for the better, she first make Naruto her friend then her lover (making a weird face)

Ami: What's with that grin Ino?

Ino: Hah! What do you mean?

Ami: Oh I see so you will give Naruto some cho-co-late (teasing).

Ino: What's it is not like that, they are some friendship chocolate nothing more.

Ami: Alright whatever you say?

Ino: Damn it Ino! Why are you acting so bashful, what happen to all your confidence?

Naruto & Sasuke entered the academy they got some chocolate from their locker. Where Sasuke's chocolate collection have majority of girls his age, Naruto received mostly from older girls some genin too from his locker.

Naruto: Sasuke.

Sasuke: What?

Naruto: The candy man (name given to the person who leaves candy in their mailbox) has gotten bold because I was not eating his candy he gave me too much sweets. He really wants to poison me.

Sasuke: No he didn't, it was some girls.

Naruto: What a candy woman.

Sasuke: No, girls who like you and want make you their boyfriend.

Naruto: What are you talking about?

Sasuke: Many girls have a crush on you.

Naruto: Then why did they leave candy in my locker, it is dirty and unhygienic.

Many sounds of falling down came from around them even someone who was going to put some chocolate stopped and those who have already put it came to take it out.

Sasuke: You know what, you are right. Do they even know this is a shoe locker? But on the other hand it's wrapped.

Naruto: I think I will share this everyone in the class because all these are anonymous.

Sasuke: Mine are too.

Naruto: I swear this is a trap.

Sasuke: Sure let us share with everyone.

When Ino & Ami entered the classroom they saw all the boys in her class made a line on Naruto's table who was giving chocolate to everyone. All the boys were happy as they got some chocolate from girls indirectly.

Ino: Wow, why did Naruto & Sasuke bring chocolate? Could they be…?

Sakura: Stop your imagination. Those chocolate were send by girls from this village anonymously.

Ino: Huh clever of them hiding their names from us.

Ami: Oh yeah but I can tell just by looking which one is it who give chocolate to them.

There was pure death for the girls in their eyes.

During lunch break Naruto received 2 chocolate one from Shoko & another from Hinata. Ino saw this with her eyes widen, she could accept that he got chocolate from Shoko because she is her sister by blood but Hinata was one her main enemy.

During one year Hinata personality changed from being shy to everyone to being shy to everyone except Naruto. Each time she was with him she gains confidence to talk to him without stuttering. Ino really hated her as Naruto was also comfortable with her around.

Ino lost her opportunity to give Naruto her chocolate while Sakura & Ami managed to give Sasuke their chocolate.

As soon as school was over in the rush she quickly grabbed Naruto by his collar without anyone noticing and Sasuke was occupied with his fangirls. She took him to the storage room and pushed him down on the ground. Ino was furiously angry with Naruto on how dare he take all those chocolate from Hinata and ate it.

Ino: Naruto you know why are here?

Naruto quickly nodded sideways.

Ino: I am here to warn you that if I ever see you getting close with any other girl, I'll make your life a living hell.

At that moment Naruto saw him being in hell in her eyes.

She took out her chocolate and unwrap it then shove it in his mouth.

Ino: You are going to eat it while I watch you. EAT.

With the command given he ate all the chocolate with teary eyes and ran back towards his home.

When he ran, Ino could stop him but didn't because she was embarrassed that her anger got the best of her and now he is really afraid of her.

Ino: Why do I always make the same mistake again & again!

Uzumaki Residence (The next day morning)

Naruto & Sasuke were having breakfast before going to school then suddenly their door rang and Itachi stood at there who hugged Sasuke as soon as door open.

Sasuke: Good you are on time to pick up Akame and don't ever do that again. So what with the slap mark on your face?

Itachi: It felt weird hugging you.

Naruto: Plan didn't work?

Itachi: Oh it went wonderfully in fact it was great.

Naruto: You got laid?

Itachi: Do you know what that means?

Naruto: Yes.

Sasuke: No.

Itachi: Well I was going to but when it was getting good mom & dad came and gave me this mark.

Sasuke: Well I am happy for you, now take Akame and get lost.

Itachi took Akame and got lost.

Sasuke: Man I should read that book because I am done with these 2 keeping me out of the loop ,I know it's perverted and mom would kill me.