Intro

Calvin is calling Hobbes is in the tree fort to trying to toss down a rope ladder.
Calvin: Ahoy! Toss the rope ladder down!
Hobbes: What's the password?
Calvin: Tigers are mean! Tigers are fierce! Tigers have teeth and claws that pierce!
Calvin: Tigers are great! They can't be beat! If I was a tiger that would be neat!

Calvin: He can climb the tree without the ladder, so he got to make up the password.
Hobbes: Go on, what's the third verse?

Homework

Calvin is bored is working his homework today.
Calvin want to skip homework and went outside.
Calvin and Hobbes is trying to have fun outside but Calvin's mom stop him until he finished his homework.

Then Calvin back to his room to do homework, but he protest her for unfair.
Calvin: You do know you make me an abuse to do homework!
Hobbes: Why I am involve to come here?

Evil Bike

Calvin walking outside and then suddenly a strange noise nearby but it wasn't Hobbes this time.
Calvin turn around and it was a bike moving it's own and he screaming.
The bike chasing Calvin and he went through inside the house and locked the door and he panting panicking.

Dad: Calvin, calm down. What's going on?!
Calvin: Dad! It's that bicycle who tried to kill me!
Dad: That bicycle trying to kill you?
Calvin: Yes! That's massacre bike is chasing me and he gonna to haunt me.
Dad: Calvin, there's no such thing as ghost, it's just a bike.
Calvin: What's ghost? I didn't say "ghost" the real bike is really killing me!
Dad: Calvin, that's enough. Why don't you go outside and try a ride a bike. Come on, boy.
Calvin: Wait! Don't open! The bicycle were get me!

Hiding from the Bike

The next day, Calvin is hiding the tree from the bicycle.
Then Susie walking the sidewalk today and she saw Calvin hide it.
Susie: Calvin, what are you doing hide over there?
Calvin: Shh! Be quiet! Get down over here!
Calvin and Susie crouch down behind the tree whispering.
Susie: Calvin, what going on?
Calvin: Have you seen that bicycle?
Susie: No... Who's bicycle belong to?
Calvin: It's was mine because dad gave me a bicycle was a serial killer.
Susie: Huh? What do you mean?
Calvin: It's mean that bike can really haunt me forever until to plan it to stop somehow. So, you never saw me today, got it?

Calvin ran off without Susie saying.
Susie: Geez, that's boy really lost it, now I know why my parents won't let me watch scary movie on Halloween on next two weeks.

Riding a Bike

Calvin is holding an oil can to the bike and he walk slowing.
Calvin: Want some oil? See? Nice oil? Wouldn't you like some? Easy... Easy...

Then Calvin jumps at the bike and the bike gone wild.
Calvin: YAA! I got you now! You're going to the scrap heap, you rabid pile of rusty...
While Calvin is trying to ride a bike and those two struggle each other.

A moments later Calvin's mom aiding an injured Calvin after what happened.
Mom: Calvin, what happen to you?
Calvin: I tried to that no good bicycle and he tackle me so hard!
Dad: I never though I got myself in the chain when I learned to a ride a bike these days.
Mom: More like a clumsy one, dear.

Bedtime

At night Calvin couldn't sleep because of the bicycle trying to haunt him.
Calvin: That stupid bicycle! I hate it! I'm never going to ride one as long as I live.
Then suddenly a closet open it's own.
Calvin: What? W-who's there?
Then the bicycle came outta see him.
Calvin: Ah! That's bicycle is gonna get me! No!

Calvin's parents going upstairs and see Calvin's room to what's going on and Calvin's dad open the light.
Mom: Goodness, Calvin what's going on?!
Calvin: That's bike is here to kill me!
Mom: Calm down, Calvin it's a dream. Wait, dear did you put his bike on his closet?
Dad: How should I know. I though Calvin is the one to put, but that bike should heavy for little boy.

Hobbes Helping

On the next day Hobbes was walking outside and Hobbes heard something from the tree.
Calvin: Psst! Hey, Hobbes! Up here!
Hobbes: Calvin? What are you doing up there?
Calvin: Hiding from my killer bicycle. It can't climb trees, so I guess I'll stay here for the rest of my life.
Hobbes: You can't stay there the weather broadcast said the rain were be here on five hours before dinner.
Calvin: Then help me to get rid that thing, you a brave one, are you?
Hobbes: Sorry, my claws won't stand against your metal bicycle.
Calvin: Then I'm doomed now, was it?
Hobbes: Maybe, you should just wedge a big stick through the spokes of the front wheel. That way when the stick hits the fork, the wheel will jam and the bike will flip over.
Calvin: Can really do that?
Hobbes: Yeah, I'm your buddy actually.

Calvin climb down the tree and those two to planning to stop that bike.
Calvin: Alright, Hobbes you're idea is great! You're a lifesaver!
Hobbes: We could mosey over to the kitchen if you're wondering how you can possibly thank me enough.

A moments later Calvin finally destroy the bicycle for good.
Calvin: I did it, Hobbes! I put a stick in the spokes of my killer bicycle! When it tried to chase me, it flipped over! I wrestled it to exhaustion, and then I let the air out of its tires!
Hobbes: Wow! And then you survive?
Calvin: Ha! Yeah, thanks to you ol' pal! I guess that nasy ol' thing won't be coming after me any more! We're too smart for it!
Hobbes: I hope your parents doesn't know what happened.
Calvin: Please, there no way my dad gonna knows what happened.

At a garage Calvin's dad repaired Calvin's bicycle with two training wheels.
The Calvin's mom saw him to fixing Calvin's bicycle.
Mom: Dear, you fix it?
Dad: That's right, I hope Calvin well ride bike for now.
Mom: With training wheels? Good idea to make our boy safe.
Dad: Yeah. I gonna pumped up his tires too. They were both flat.

The End

Baseball

Calvin and Hobbes are playing baseball.
Hobbes thrown a ball and Calvin hits it and runs the bases.
Hobbes casually retrieves the ball as Calvin dashed to passes eleventh base.
Then Hobbes walks with the ball to the base and Calvin reached twenty-fifth base.
But Calvin was too late that he out.

Calvin: [exhausted] Man, this rules was really necessary to blame it.
Hobbes: Maybe you should change the rule to play the sissy way.

Spaceman Stiff (Closing)

Spaceman Spiff explore the galaxy and nothing.

We join the fearless Spaceman Spiff interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, out at the farthest reaches of the galaxy...
With nerves of steel, our hero sets forth on his dangerous mission!
He fires his hyper-jets and...
blasts into the fifth dimension!
Into a world beyond human comprehension!
Into a world where time has no meaning!

In reality Calvin was bored during class.
Calvin: (Man, this class well lasts forever!)
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, do you like demonstrate to solve this solution?