'What the hell, what the hell, what the actual fuck?' Toga kept repeating in her head. She was certain Iruma-kins never saw her use her quirk when they met, and she had about a good thirty minutes before the disguise fell. Did her besties rat her out? She could have sworn she had a better bond with them than that.

"Since when did you have a jetpack?" She asks him, hoping to get one answer for today.

"New thing, store up punches in my fur, it becomes a jet." That made no sense whatsoever. "I'm surprised, I didn't expect you here." Right, now she needed to carefully silence him and- "I didn't know you wanted to take the exam too."

"Huh?" Was this going to be a pattern today? "Take the exam?"

"You snuck in here to get a license right? You had to disguise yourself so you wouldn't get caught, so I get why you changed. Why else would you come in here in disguise?"

"That's what you…" She didn't know how to process this. "You think I could actually pass one of these things? Even though I'm part of the League?"

"I mean if no one knows it's you no one can say no." He blinked. "The girl you're copying said it was okay to change into them right?"

"Yeah, I totally had her permission." With the help of a roofie, but she said yes all the same. "Wait…you knew about me earlier…how do you keep doing that!? How do you keep seeing past my disguise!?"

"You had this cat-like look in your eye and your hand makes this weird twist whenever it goes in for the strike." He paid… THAT much attention to her to notice something even she didn't notice!? "Do you still want my blood? That's what you asked for last time, right?"

"You'd … still give it to me after everything that happened?"

"Just because we disagreed on a few things doesn't mean we can't do something nice for each other."

BADUMP

"Sure then, I'll take some after we pass the initial exam." She smiled, footsteps heard.

"Guys, I found Iruma-kun and Ochako!" Oh, Toru was here! Hey bestie!

"Oh wait, Toru, this is actually…" Toga placed her hand on Iruma-kins mouth. Best not to spoil the surprise too early.

"Okay, I think you two have spent enough quality time together…alone." Ooh, super possessive, she almost forgot about that.

"You're right! So glad you found us, Toru-chan!" She huddled the two people she wanted to get the closest to. Everything seemed to just fall into place perfectly for her!

"Toru-chan? What the fuck…?"

"Oh hey guys, you found Iruma … and me …" The girl trailed off, staring at Toga.

"Whoops, I guess the surprise is ruined! Oh well!" She melted her Ochacko disguise, but left the Shiketsu girl's face on. She shouldn't blow her cover too early. "I'll see you after the first exam is over, Iruma-kins! And keep this conversation just between the two of us, pretty please?"

"Okay!" No hesitation at all! He was absolutely perfect! She wanted to suck all the blood from his cute little face…most of it at least. He was too good to kill. She wanted her Iruma-kins around as much as possible.

She heard unholy screaming as she ran away naked, laughing at finding her truest love.

He had one student down, but one of his less easy to hit targets has been struck. He needed to play cautious in case he was caught off guard. Who knows what crazies are around here.

"HELLO EVERYONE!" Case in point. Some really loud guy from Shiketsu if the hat was any indication of who he was. "EVERYONE THAT I LOOK HERE TODAY HAS JUST SHOW SO MUCH PASSION AS UPCOMING PRO HEROES! I SEE EVERYONE AROUND HERE DOING THEIR ABSOLUTE BEST TO BE GREAT HEROES, AND THAT INSPIRES ME TO DO THE SAME!"

Okay, that was a nice thought, he guessed, but all he was really doing was making himself a target by yelling everything. Oh well, a target was a target.

"THANK YOU FOR THE AMMO, I AM SORRY IT IS ME VERSUS YOU!" What ammo?

A massive gale picked up as they gasped, losing their grips on the balls they were given. "What the-hey!" A random girl yelled as each ball was sucked up into the air, swirling around them like a whirlpool of destruction hanging above them.

"JUST KNOW THAT I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST, BECAUSE IF I WANT TO BE THE GREATEST HERO I CAN BE, I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING LESS THAN EVERYTHING THAT I AM CAPABLE OF!" NO! Don't do that! Don't give everything you're capable of! Take it a little easier on them! PLEASE!

He was beginning to black out from the pelting. "Alright then, two hundred contestants have been taken out … by the same guy!" Oh, the announcer guy sounded awake for once.

"Your school, your decor, and your mere presence disgusts and infuriates me to levels you wild animals can barely comprehend!" Shishikura cried out to the cretains that dared aspire to be heroes.

"Didn't you turn multiple students into flesh bobs that feel utter agony by existing?" The girl in the group asked him.

"I only target those without discipline and respect." He defended. "And you all like that in spades. Shouting like a dog, fighting over romance, brutally maiming your comrades." It disgusted him to the core. "Every action my comrades and I make carries dignity, as befitting those that walk the halls of Shiketsu."

"Blah, blah, blash, the only thing I'm getting here is that you love to hear yourself talk, you nosey bastard." The explosive brat retorted. "Dignity? Respect? If you want anybody to give a shit about anything you're saying, use action, not cheap words."

"Fine then." He ripped off his own arm, the flesh bubbling as it formed into a whip. "I'll dispose of you myself before crushing you to scrap."

"You won't beat us and our spirit!" The red head shouted, his skin turning rocky as he charged. "In the name of manliness, plus ultra-"

Shishukura simply raised a free finger and fired it off at the red head, as it expanded and melded with his flesh, turning him into a ball. "Anyone else want to charge in blindly like an undignified moron?"

"So that's how it works…" Bakugo, the unworthy winner of the sports festival, growled fiercely before turning to his companions. "Get ready to act quickly. I'm killing this bastard!" And just like that, the mad dog of UA charged forward, just as he predicted he would.

"I didn't expect anything less out of someone as undignified as you. As the boy exploded his extended fingers, he was completely caught unaware by the piece of flesh he had hidden away until now. "Once I touch you, it's all over."

"Bakugo!" The earjack girl called out as the boy was folded into a meatball just like all the others.

"Just a second." The yellow one looked passive, completely uncaring about his companions, aiming his gauntlet before firing multiple spikes in his direction… all of which missed him as they hit the ground and side rails.

"… Jaming-whey, what the fuck was that?" The ear jack girl complained to her partner.

"I'll tell you what it was." He stated. "It was the work of a talentless hack going to a school he doesn't belong to." He glared, the boy fiddling with his gauntlet. "So wrapped up in his own things he can't even pay attention or put effort into the fight."

"And … there, the blue and green magnets are on." What were on? "Remote control, learn to pay attention bitch." The boy sparked, Shishikura could only blink as his body suddenly got flooded with electricity. "1.5 Million Bermuda Triangle!" … Maybe he underestimated them just a tad.

As he stopped himself from falling to the ground, the electricity paralyzing him on the spot, he felt his control over the other exam takers fall apart. "No…"

"You're really arrogant." The electric one snorted. "You think just because you've seen us on tv once, that's how we act all the time? Guess what, moron? People are capable of changing, of growing. We find ways to get better. Just like how Bakugo just now trusted us to take care of your ass."

"You…you won't…get away with this…YOU DEGENERATE…!"

"He also trusted us to hold on to one of his grenades." The girl rolled her eyes and casually tossed the explosive right in front of his face. "Nighty-night." Damn it all.

"They're all inside of the building, correct?" Intelli asked her right hand. hand. "Which one's are they specifically?"

"Yaoyorozu Momo, Asui Tsuyu, Koda Koji, Mineta Minoru, and Shoji Mezo."

She scoffed. "This is why we'll win, girls." She stood up. "We are clean, pure, and powerful. This is because we have rudder ourselves of the subservient gender."

"Down with males, long live matriarchy!"

"And here they have majority male heroes, it's pathetic. We need to show them that women are the superior race." None of them were even the slightly notable ones shown at the festival, just a bunch of nobodies. "They'll likely look to Yaoyoruzo for leadership, and she's not known for quick thinking and actions. Start by lowering the temperature of the rooms. We'll force the frog into hibernation, getting rid of their long range fighter."

"What about the others, mam?" She asked. Intelli just laughed at her response.

"Koda can't use animals indoors unless they're small enough to not be a problem, and in case the brute known as Shoji breaks through the wall we have an acidic base for his extra flesh. And Mineta?"

"Right, the pervert. The scum who believe us as weak and helpless shall fall into our grasp." All they needed to do was bat a few eyelashes and the bastard would melt like putty, which they'll proceed with by kicking him out the window for his debaucherous deeds.

"This will be a flawless victory." Intelli smirked, biting down on one of her pastries along with a sip of her tea. "We'll show once and for all the…" The girl looked down on her plate. "..power…" Ants, roaches, ticks, all sorts of insects and the like crawled over the table.

She let out an admittedly unstrong scream as the insects came into the room. They crawled over girls who tried their best to focus on them, only to be caught off guard by the cannon that shot down the door, Asui Tsuyu jumping in behind and attacking with her tongue.

"No, this couldn't be possible!" Was there intel on them so off base?! How could they have messed up so badly! "You won't..!" She was grabbed from behind, off the ground by Shoji, completely immobilizing her. "Unhand me you brute!"

"Grape Rush!" The pervert joined her, throwing sticky balls to finalize their groups torture, trapping them in place.

"No, this shouldn't be…how did you counter everything I had planned!? How the hell did you make the midget so useful!?" She demanded from Yaoyorozu. He should've thrown any plan the girl made out of the water!

"Easy, once I realized who was attacking us, I told Mineta there was an entire school of women behind the door … worked like a charm."

"A harem of trapped ladies … this is a dream come true!"." He was motivated to…wow…she honestly should've expected something like that.

"But, but…Asui, Koda..!"

"I'm the Class President of 1-A, which means it's my job to look over the wellbeing of my classmates above everything else." The girl stated firmly. "I created a heater and a blanket for Asui when the temperature started to drop, and Koda has learned to work well with bugs lately."

"Yes my subjects, feast on the cookies. They are your spoils of war." The boy whispered to the pests. He was insane!

"No, you can eat my flesh, just not the cookies and tea!" … She realized her class was just as insane.

"For someone with an intelligence quirk, I expected something better." The woman smirked, towering over her. "You'll never outplay me, and that's your limit."

BADUMP

"Step on me mommy." Everyone looked at her as she blushed. She needed to hold back her thoughts, it seemed.

"Taijutsu, flying lotus!" Green went in for a series of kicks. Todoroki had been on the run for ten minutes. The guy was basically a rat trapped in a maze. In a minute or two, he was as good as caught.

"Are these actually your quirks or is your school actually teaching secret ninja techniques?" The son of the new number one asked, creating a wall of ice to shield himself.

"That's a ninja secret you UA bastard!" Pink pressed her hands together. "Fire and Earth Jutsu, Burning Spit!" She pulled down her mask, spewing magma at the boy.

"Wait, so do you have a dual quick too?" The boy just kept asking questions. "Also if these aren't techniques you're all being taught, then you're all going to have trouble with branding once you graduate. People are just going to look at you and say 'oh look, another ninja hero'."

"You moron, we're not going to be just any Ninja Hero." Red smirked. "We shall be … a Ninja Hero organization, working in the shadows!" Ninja everywhere, protecting people without the world knowing. A true ninja.

"Then wear less bright colors, moron." The boy stopped in his tracks and sent a whole iceberg towards them in a flash. All of them were stuck in place. "Finally, I was able to get all of you in one place at once."

"And what, we'll just melt our way out and be done with you afterwards!" Pink reasoned.

"You could do that. Go ahead." The boy nodded. This felt too easy …

"There's gas under us!" Blue shouted too late, magma already melting to the canister … well there was always next year.

BOOM

"Oh, Bakugo must be wrapping up." Commented one of the students, shooting acid straight at him. They took so many precautions, so much planning. And here they were getting their asses handed to them by first years!

"Nah, I heard explosions go off about five minutes before that, so it was probably Todoroki." The one with the tail shrugged, pinning one day with it.

"But Todoroki is always so controlled. It seems like we'd see a giant ball of fire or a giant iceberg before we saw that." An invisible girl from behind said, occasionally blinding them. "Wish I could get my hands on that bloodsucker! Can't believe she actually snuck in here!"

"I can. It just comes to show how sick and depraved she is. I'll rip her throat out if I get the chance." The astronaut looking girl just beat them all bare handed. It was horrifying in all honesty. "Let's just focus on the exam, and then beat the crap out of her afterwards. She didn't hurt you at all, right Iruma?"

"No, I think she just wanted to talk." The crazy wolf kid said casually, effortlessly dodging every ball thrown at him. "Why do you assume every villain we meet wants to hurt us? It seems a bit judgemental. That's like saying everyone acts like Iida, all prim and proper."

"Excuse you!" The knight spoke, delivering a kick to a student and knocking them to the ground. "I train myself to learn and behave as a decent human being, following the rules that our forefathers worked hard to make a reality." This was the stupidest conversation anyone could have in the middle of a fight, yet they were kicking their collective asses!

"Fret not, Iida. You shine amongst the brightest stars in class! Truly one of our best!" The sparkly kid shot laser after laser everywhere. "I am honored to twinkle amongst you all!"

"And that's a wrap!" The last free student was hit with tape, making them all easy targets. A few of the students looked disappointed at the culprit. "What? I want to indulge in puns once in a while. Not like it's gonna kill anyone."

"True, i've never seen it kill anyone …" Wolf spoke up. "I have seen someone laugh so hard they passed out from lack of air though, or maybe that was the gas the dentist was using."

"Come on! You're first years, aren't you?! Can't you cut us some slack!?" One of the third years said from their sticky prison. "We actually need to pass this time around! Please!"

"Ok…" The boy looked like he was considering it, before he threw up right next to the guy. Gross. "Ugh…sorry, I know this sounds selfish, but there's something I need to do, and I can only do it with this license thing." And with that, the kid, as well as the rest of 1-A, pressed their balls on the targets.

"Don't feel too bad about it, Iruma-kun. This'll all make us better heroes in the long run." The invisible girl patted him on the back. "Now come on, let's get going, to the passing booth!" Were they really so far behind that this was the limit between them?