Después de casi tres años de distancia Kyle y Cartman logran reconectar su relación a través del mutuo consuelo y venganza por los abusos de sus vidas. Tratando de prevenir otra tragedia se convierten en los verdugos de sus victimarios y provocan el caos en sus vidas y en las de los demás.

Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you? You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops. It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.

Everyone is in their mid-20s. Is life really that good? Or is it all bullshit? A look on the lives of the South Park characters as adults. Inspired by the Blink-182 song "Up All Night". What makes life worth living? Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing, depression, suicidal ideation, schizophrenia, mental illness, heteronormativity, character death, self-harm, probably more.

When the Goth Kids are sent to a preppy, conformist boarding school, it's all they can do to not just kill themselves. Then the conformists who surround them try to tear them down or force them apart, and they find themselves in the middle of all the drama, whether they want to be or not. And things get worse when two goths start to have feelings for someone...

Kenny recounts the tale of the local Witch's Curse, the guys all laugh and roll their eyes except Kyle who provides undeniable proof from the 1700's of a 'witch' suffering at the hands of the townspeople in a public burning and cursing the land for all eternity. An innocent night of fun and frights slowly turns into a nightmarish fight for his life. Why're the guys acting so weird?

So much has changed in three years...or has it? The one where Cartman may actually be the good guy...for once, Stan is Park County High's 'Golden Boy', Kyle is heartless and things just didn't turn out the way they all had hoped, leaving everyone to find and pick up the missing pieces. But the biggest question is: What made the two super best friends turn against each other?

Many, many years ago, a peace treaty between two lands that both possessed the element of Darkness was broken long before the darkness itself began spreading its corruption. Thus, bringing about a war between the lands' leaders. More years passed, and now it's time for the children of South Park to prepare and stop the approaching darkness that plans to engulf the entire world.

En la noche de Halloween, todo es posible. Craig desapareció del pueblo y ahora aterroriza al pueblo de South Park, siendo un vampiro. Stanley es la víctima perfecta para el pelinegro chupa sangre que lo somete a su deseo de convertirlo; pero, ¿será probable que él sea otro vampiro?, o en verdad, ¿prefiere la muerte, antes de serlo?

A veces Damien se preguntaba si Pip era un ángel, un ángel el cual fue enviado por el rival de su padre para seducirlo y mientras más lo pensaba más se convencía de ello.

Wendy moved to Florida years ago. And now, several years later, she's back in South Park and is ready to restart her life in the small mountain town. With old friendships revived, new friends made and an opportunity to fall in love with someone else given to her, will the teenage girl's life back in South Park truly be as smooth sailing as she hopes it will?

craig is abit jelly of tweek... and kyle? so craig does something about it ofc, thing get in a bit of a twist (like kyles panties) and south park gets worried, especially stan (eventually) warnings! noncon, nsfw, gore. pairings, stan / kyle - craig / tweek - tweek / kyle - craig / kyle , there might be some other ships as cameo.. lol

A New Kid Moves To South Park With His Family

Their feelings for each other were mutual, at least, that's what Stan thought. It took merely a few days into their relationship for Stan to discover that Kenny's love for him wasn't in line with his own.

En el cumpleaños número dieciséis de Stanley, el joven pelinegro organizó una gran fiesta en su honor, botando la casa por la ventana. Kenny hace mucho tiempo que está enamorado de su mejor amigo, por lo tanto, le regala un presente algo costoso que para el pelinegro, es que venga de alguien especial.

Local deathcore band, Burnt Martyr had brought a metal music festival to town that the local Karens are not happy and chaos follows.

(Reuploaded because something went wrong the first time.) Something has always been off about Kenny McCormick. Stan and Kyle don't really think much of it until the see Kenny miraculously alive again after dying in a car accident a couple days before.

It was no secret to Wendy that her husband Eric Cartman found breast cancer hilarious. Really, it had been one of his favorite subjects to poke fun at ever. Imagine how they re going to react when fate cruelly infects her with the very "killer titty disease" he mocks so fervently.

- Ella murió el día en el que su hija murió.. La presente historia no va sujeta a ningún acontecimiento qué pueda transcurrir en la serie original, todo lo qué leerán a continuación es producto de mí imaginación, por lo tanto no debe ser relacionado, ni comparado por ningún motivo

. . - ¿Maquina o Mujer? . . La presente historia no va sujeta a ningún acontecimiento qué pueda transcurrir en la serie original, todo lo qué leerán a continuación es producto de mí imaginación, por lo tanto no debe ser relacionado, ni comparado por ningún motivo..

The South Park boys who did not get sent to space tell three scary stories. Ghost Grandma: Nate heads to his grandma’s house to retrieve his missing camera. Attack of the Killer Coffee: Tweek’s parents buy a haunted coffee maker. Makeover Monster: Tolkien buys a makeup kit for Nichole, unaware that it is cursed.

After one too many people comment on her son's good looks, Sheila decides to put that theory to the test and enters Kyle in a beauty pageant. Complete.

"Abbreviate the longish names / You can bet that hearts will beat (Ooh-ooh) / The sort-of clever and nostalgic ones / Will sing their poems at breakneck speed" (Or:) It's a common writing practice among the pretentious and the soulful to put a little piece of themselves into their work, like a prize or easter egg of sorts for the listener to find. No one gave Nichole the memo.

When you spend a moment with someone and not know they’ll change you forever.

KennyTweek. College life begins, is Kenny ready for such a massive change? Can life actually get better or is that just another lie? TW: drugs, swearing, self-harm, mental illness, sex, probably other stuff too. Everything to gain, does he have anything left to lose? Tweek is ready for a new life too, but will his past be a hindrance? Or will everything actually get better?

The Jews endanger the Town of South Park and all of America.