Chapter 12: Jack the Giant Slayer:
Jack's POV:
I was climbing down the beanstalk. I then saw Po Kong climbing down after me.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" shouted Po Kong.
"Doesn't she give up," I asked.
I kept climbing down and Po Kong was still after me. I tried not to look down, but then I realized... maybe that's the answer. I then let go and started falling and then I grabbed on and now I was further from Po Kong.
"THAT'S CHEATING," says Po Kong.
"Excuse me for not wanting to die," I said. I then let go again and started falling further.
Po Kong's POV:
I CONSIDERED TRYING HIS LITTLE TRICK... BUT I DECIDED NOT TO. I'D RATHER NOT HIT THE GROUND!
Jack's POV:
I kept climbing down until I finally made it.
"Jack, you made it back," says Momotarō.
Urikohime then hugged me. "We were worried."
"It's not over yet," I said, "not until that monster is taken down! She's coming this way! I'm going to chop that beanstalk down!"
"If you do that," says Zhang, "I can open a portal that she could fall in!"
"I'm going to help you cut it down, my friend," says Momotarō.
The four of us then joined hands.
. . .
As Momotarō and I start cutting down the beanstalk, Po Kong comes closer, and Zhang begins the spell. Then as soon as the beanstalk starts falling the portal opens and Po Kong falls in. The demon is gone. Urikohime happily hugs Momotarō as he hugs her back in rejoice to have his beloved back in his arms.
Zhang: The demon has been banished.
I wish the demon were here
Here this very minute
To look in her portal to see
How lovely she looks in it
Chorus: She's gone right now
And we can all say wow
And she never looked better in her life
We're happy to
Give the Devil her due
And she never looked better in her life
We sing tra-la-la-la tra-la-la
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
She's perpendicular-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la
Momotarō: If only she can see her self
Then she'd see a trapped monster
And if she knew this to be her fate
She may not have done this horror
Chorus: She met her doom
She fell down and go boom
And she never looked better in her life
Some day by gosh
She won't even eat squash
And she never looks better in her life
He fell on his vertebra-la-la
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
He's perpendicular-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la
Zhang: Now that she is trapped
She's easier on the eye
I've never seen a better looking
Sight before my very own eyes
Chorus: That demon girl's
Now trapped in another world
And she never looked better in her life
And there she lays
To the end of her days
And she never looked better in her life
So, tune up the arches tra-la-la
Ah ha ha tra-la-la
She's perpendicular-la-la
Tra-la-la-la-la!
"I just wish I brought back some food," I said.
"While we were running from the demon, I did find this goose," says Momotarō.
The goose then lays the strangest eggs.
"They're solid gold," says Urikohime.
"That world was full of so much wonder," says Zhang.
. . .
So, we gave the gold to the village and now everyone can eat like kings. Momotarō and Urikohime were then wed, Momotarō wears a black/grey kimono, hakama (trousers), and haori (overcoat) while Urikohime wears a white wedding kimono called uchikake with a white headdress, plus they wore those outfits while having a traditional western wedding, and as for me and Isabelle, well, she caught the bouquet. Zhang told the other Immortals about his adventure.
"Jack and the Beanstalk," says Uncle Anton, "that would make a heck of a story, wouldn't it, Mickey?"
"It sure would," says Mickey.
"Wait, you can talk," asks Uncle Anton.
It was said that the Descendants of Momotarō and Urikohime have kneecaps black hair with dark green highlights and light green stripes as well as dark grey pupils with green-gold irises. My and Isabelle's descendants are 1/2 British and 1/2 Indian as well as being adopted by two co-mothers and two co-fathers.
The End
And don't worry, Po Kong was just fictional. She can't... hold on, someone's opening the roof...