Just a short parody I wrote based on Coldpay's "Viva La Vida". My first real attempt at writing a parody, so any tips and constructive criticism would be great, thanks.

When Thranduil entered the dragon's lair, it was not gold that he sought but something much more precious. Many years later, Thorin Oakenshield arrives in the Wood and suddenly, time is running out and Thranduil must consider his promise to Smaug. Ch 26: Bilbo explains to Legolas what happened in the Hall of the Elvenking, whilst a dwarvish army is assembled at the gates of Erebor.

Bilbo Baggins wasn't the only hobbit in Thorin's company. His best friend Violet Greenhill who has lived with him for more than ten years, accompanies him to help reclaim a homeland with a group of dwarves led by Thorin Oakenshield. They'll face goblins, Wargs, deadly Orcs, wargs, and deadly spiders, and the dragon Smaug. Added with re-written stuff from second book.

Legolas is smitten with one of his companions. Pure fluff!

Thorin chce jedynie odrobinę prywatności. Czy naprawdę prosi o tak wiele?

What if Belladonna was the daughter of Ferumbras Took II, and Aunt of Gerontius Took. What if she fell in love with Thror before the battle of Azanulbizar? Read it, and you'll know it!

Que se passerait-il si Belladone Took était la fille de Ferumbras Took II et d'un nain ? Et qu'elle eut un enfant avec Thror ? Lisez, et vous saurez.

Kili is afraid of storms...

Ever since the attack of Smaug, Gilrael has begun to get dark visions of the enemy's plans, an invitation to join the black force emerging ever so slightly. Meanwhile, Tauriel follows a set of clues, hoping that they will lead her to the mysterious ellon depicted in her necklace. Will the two elleths learn to accept the help of their prince in order to fulfill their goals?

"You keep speaking of Erebor as if it is only a home for me," Thorin said quietly. "But the truth is Erebor would be empty without you, for when I am with you, I'm home."

Bard Bowman is working as a police investigator, when the serial killer he is chasing proves to have a long history the feds call in a profiler. Bard suddenly experience feelings he thought were dead but how is he to convince this gorgeous man of his love when they chase something out of a nightmare? AU story, modern Au. Bard is Bi, Thran is Gay. All humans. Characters in cameo.

"I know that this wasn't what we meant to have happen…." the woman brushed the cool cheek of the long dead king. "Mahal Forgive me... I'm so sorry…. I should have gotten here sooner… maybe then you'd be alive…" This time she'd change their fate, too many time they missed one another in life. AU-ish? Mahal/Yavanna

A wandering hobbit in search of more meets a group of men who have made their way over from northern lands.

The Hobbit with atleast one OC fic-bit, this version:movie-verse, Canon Divergence, AU ( some book). Birthed from a warm-up, so :). Inspired by the-modern-typewriter (prompt - thank you!). Cross-posted on AO3 ( from 'Prompts Playground')- just so you know, under the same pseudonym. Rated T to be safe but also for blood/viscera mentions happening. Warnings at the start of chapters.

Tiala is just your everyday average bookworm... Until she isn't. On the quest for Erebor she realises quite what is at stake. will she manage to change the inevitable deaths of certain company members? And will she live to tell the tale? *** OK. this HAS been done a million times before but I wanted to have a go as well, join the party, so to speak. Rated T for smut.

The Line of Durin had fallen, though only the bodies of Prince Fíli and King Thorin were retrieved from Ravenhill. The youngest Prince was never found and a mystery lay shrouded as to where his whereabouts could be. In the span of a decade, a number of things had changed. Anastasia!AU Kíli/OMC

In answer to the very popular AU question in my Tumblr inbox: what would it have been like if Eleanor of my Rávamë's Bane series had woken 65-ish years earlier in The Hobbit timeline, and joined the Company of Thorin Oakenshield instead of the Fellowship? Well, here's your answer.

Thorin was not happy, not happy at all. "Gandalf, I thought you said that we would only number fourteen." He rumbled as he stared at the three human women before him. - ThorinxOC, FilixOC, OrixOC.

Amane was traveling through Middle Earth when she go a letter from Gandalf, saying he was cashing in the favor she owed him, and to meet him in the Shire. Little did she know this favor would be the most dangerous journey of her life. And the most uncomfortable, considering most of the people she was traveling with hated her, all because she had pointed ears. Thorin x OC Fili x OC

An adventure story of worlds colliding, love and loss.

„Chci, abys mi je vrátil," řekl mu Thorin a Bilbo věděl, že nikdy nezapomene, jak se u toho tvářil. Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

In which Tauriel isn't where she's supposed to be and Legolas learns why one shouldn't stand on a giant rock over a cliff when there are enemy archers about. or Legolas gets shot by an arrow, Thranduil calls up his army rather sooner than happened in the movie, and Tauriel fails at saving the day.

All Wynter wanted was a nice family vacation. She didn't think that in the process she'd be transported back to a place she hadn't seen in 12 years with her children missing, being dragged around Middle Earth by a Company of Dwarves *TWO-SHOT* NOT REALLY A STORY JUST COLLECTIVE SCENES FROM THE FANFIC I WILL NEVER WRITE *AKA ME TRYING TO GET BACK INTO WRITING*

"I'm not trying to escape anything." Escape implied a prison or a threat, which meant that there was something he was running from. The life that Thorin had left behind was full of absences. It didn't seem possible to run away from nothing. / Thorin takes a job as a fire lookout in Greenwood Forest, where he meets his eccentric supervisor Bilbo Baggins. [Bagginshield AU]

5 years after the Battle of the Five Armies and life was good. Erebor is nearly back to it's former glory, Prince Fili is to marry Princess Sigrid, and wounds from the battle are now nothing but scars. But there was one wound that would not close for Thorin Oakenshield, and it was a burden that he was willing to bear 'till the end of his days.