Thorin, Aragorn, Faramir, Thranduil, Legolas, Eomer and others meet to discuss the various cliches written about them.

Smaug never came. Thorin is King Under the Mountain. Erebor remains in tact as is Dale, and Thorin's people thrive. Fili and Kili have a baby sister, Gili, of whom they are proud, protective and jealously guard with their lives. Angst, feels and Durincest abound! Slow to build. Hopefully worth the wait.

When darkness threatens to rise, Thranduil agrees to an alliance with Thorin. But Thorin won't just take his word for it and Thranduil is desperate enough to agree to the conditions of an investment. Political marriage, Same-sex marriage, Thorin/Thranduil (Rating upped to 'M')

I really should think of some better names... Lol Sky is a random girl who falls into Middle Earth as they seem wont to do nowadays. I'm surprised they haven't got a small section of ME cordoned off for them all... Anyway, Fili and Kili take an interest in Sky because they haven't been laid in a while and seduce her into having some ADULT fun with them... LEMON! Plz leave a REVIEW!

Bilbo was a far cry from the image the dwarves had, had of what a hobbit would be like they were certainly not expecting what they found when they walked up the steps of a homely cozy hobbit-hole and received by its seemingly gentle host, however things aren't always as they appear.

Les trois fameuses chansons d'Astérix et Cléopâtre adaptées à la sauce Hobbit.

Set during the short rest in Rivendell. A harmless prank by the elves is saved from disaster by Bilbo.

Elfling Legolas goes in search of an apple and ends up in a pickle.

Even the air of the battlefield seemed to freeze. Screams and battle cries faded into nothing. Legolas could only focus on Tauriel. Tauriel and the blood flowing from her side. Tauriel and the arrow she took for him.

I didn't know this kind of pain could be real. - It's a hard, cold winter. Kili is on his way to a nearby village when a encounter with a big, black animal leaves him injured. Alone in the forest and unable to move, he faces another challenge - the weather isn't the best possible. How is he ever going to leave the forest alive? Hurt!Kili

I own no part of the Hobbit..darn it! This is a blatant rip-off of ...I mean this is a thoughtful retelling of the Beauty and the Beast theme, not the actual story. Told from a hobbity, dragony, life can be rough in Middle-earth, but it all ends up happy ...bit of fluff... Warning: this is just fluff, but still it is a more adult take on things. Hurt/ angst / fluff, slash.

OC deals with a memory of her past, very dark, intent of rape/violence

Fili take sKili to a training practice ,but Kili get's in the way. What will happen? read it to find out!

It's growing cold. Bilbo doesn't know why.

Prompt fic. AU. The King is dead. Long live the King.

Bilbo Baggins has fallen in love with Thorin Oakenshield, so he uses the language of flowers to confess his love. Will it work? This is a two-part story.

The start of the first quest for Fili and Kili. Fili's version. Hope you like it!

Fili and KIli may seem like the perfect brothers, but they lived together for over 75 years and sometimes had fights. Here is a fight that they had when they were young. Fili-14 Kili- 9

The Elves of Mirkwood have grown rotten at their cores, much like their forest. They do not take kindly to Dwarves in their realm, and even less so to Elves who consort with Dwarves. This is a post BOFA evil!elves AU with a bit of Kiliel thrown in.

Défi du Lauréat du Poney Fringant. Deux Rois orgueilleux ruminent chacun de leur côté leur rancoeur mutuelle.

When that godforsaken wizard came to my house asking me to come with him to free a mountain of a dragon for a bunch of dwarfs, I didn't want to accept. But the promise of a pair of mithril daggers was too much for me. Now I'm going to join in on a quest to fight a dragon like in the fairy tales. Only this time we aren't going to rescue a princess, we are going to save gold.

Bilbo, âgé de vingt ans, trouve un chiot qui n'est pas vraiment un chiot, et prend soin de lui. Trente ans plus tard, une bande de nains débarque chez lui et essaie de tuer son chien. Bilbo n'est pas impressionné.

She hopes for a thousand dreams in Tauriel's head that will soon fill her own, that will mend the tears in her life. Written for Gen Fic Swap as a pinch hit for elvenwanderer.

A collection of smut with the Dwarves mainly. May write about some of the other characters if the situation called for it. :) Open to prompts and suggestions, just drop me a PM or review the story so far and i'll write a chapter for ya. :) xxxx

Just a fun thing I did one day when I was bored. I remembered all the terrible stories I've read about girls from our world falling into Middle Earth. They usually have ridiculous super powers, wings, magical pets, etc. Thought I'd take a 'crack' at it. Bit of a crack fic. It does mock other stories I've read though I have 'named no fingers and pointed no names...' Enjoy&REVIEW PLZ