A/N: Two asked for it, and they shall receive-da-da-DUM-a new chapter! I might not frequently or very often or...look something shinny; oh, isn't it pretty; wait, where was I...update. I wanted this to be published in 2021 but 2022, it is. Thank you to Bunnybaekbyun and Themmvp for first FINDING my story. I mean, how and why and really mostly how you found it is frankly like getting that blasted item back to the Collector. And since, I don't want to end up on the Collector's wall, I pay my debts with your usernames in this chapter. Also thank you for all the story follows, favorites, etc-etc-etc, too :) Speaking of...drum-roll, thanks to Thanh Hau Tran Do for the story favorite, favorite, follow combo.

Disclaimer: This episode has been brought to you by the numbers 1234589 and also Avatar The Last Airbender, Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, Sesame Street, and The Muppets.

Momo runs out of the bar, chasing after Sokka, Katara, and Zuko. A cavalcade of Muppets follows after the lemur. Momo stops outside the bar and scans the area. He sees Sokka running away. Momo stares down the barrel of his latest creation, affectionately named Bunnybaekbyun. He aims his mega-uber-amped blaster at Sokka. Apa barrels behind Momo, waving away the chickens, which are squawking in a fury.

"I AM APA!" The giant furry beast picks up a chicken and pulls it from his head, tossing it into Momo, which knocks the blaster off aim from Sokka straight for the cabbage man's cart. A loud sound and a cloud of black smoke are all that is left of the cart.

The cabbage man clutches two cabbages, weeping over his obliterated cart. He drops to the ground, crying out, "My cabbages!" With one sniff, he rises and holds a cabbage aloft. "You will be avenged, my cabbages!" Out of his holster comes two Themmvp guns. The cabbage man starts shooting at anything moving, which is pretty much everything.

Momo momentarily lowers his Bunnybaekbyun. There is a misty collection below his eyes as pride wells up. "The Cabbage Man bought one of my creations."

"I am Apa." Apa pats the top of Momo's head.

"I'm not crying; you're crying!"

"Yip, Yip." Apa points to the two streams of tears running down Momo's cheeks.

"They aren't tears." Momo scrubs at his fur. "I'm only welling up with pride!" Momo sniffs. "The dream of creating weapons for sale has become an actual reality."

Sokka runs toward Shipie. His arms are pumping up and down in time, with his legs. "We need to get out of here right now, Katara!" Sokka calls over, "You, too, Prince Ponytail."

"I'm not..." Zuko starts to yell back.

Katara grabs Zuko's hand. "We know, we know. Come on, will you."

Sokka's knees are almost up to his chin with his running. He yells. "Zuko, you need to loosen up, buddy, and take a joke."

Zuko glances at Katara's hand in his and wonders if this is a joke, too. Before he can further ruminate on it, a ship zooms in front of Katara and Zuko, blocking their escape. Dust and debris blow up. Two advertisements fly in the faces of Katara and Zuko. The papers each have two different guns with starbursts of neon behind them boast the following in loud lettering, literally loud as a smarmy announcer states: best price in town, little or no cost to you, but infinite joy when you get a Bunnybaekbyun and Themmvp of your own. The announcer's voice adds: reviews of this Bunnybaekbyun blaster are five stellar, can't beat it.

Katara and Zuko simultaneously rip the flyers from their faces. They both meet the penetrating glare of a woman who smiles at Zuko. She pushes a button on her console and says with the delicious discovery of her prize. "Hello, Brother."

"Azula." Zuko groans coldly.

"Sokka!" Katara screams, pointing at the ship in the sky. "We've got trouble!"

Sokka keeps running while looking over his shoulder at his sister to admonish her. "Katara, will you call me by my proper name! I'm trying to establish a reputation."

"Fine, your Star-Lord Shipiness, we've got trouble!"

"That's more like it." Sokka does a wide running circle back to his sister without breaking his stride, arms moving and knees pumping high.

Two gigantic guns aim at Sokka. "Snoozles, we meet again."

"Toph!" Sokka's voice goes up several octaves in fear. He quickly turns around and starts running. "Toph, Katara, Toph!"

A small ship zips in front of Sokka, blocking his retreat.

Toph fires a shot over Sokka's head. "Not so fast, Snoozles! You and I got some business to attend to."

Sokka holds up his hands. He slowly swivels around. "Alright, partner, no need to get trigger happy."

Another ship hovers above all the vehicles. It has the blue and white markings of the Avatarian's. A shrill buzzes, echoing through the whole cabbage head's docking bay. Our prominent cast members and random Muppets cover their ears, including the cabbage man who had run out of bullets and had resorted to shouting- bang, bang, over and over. "Under code 12345.89, Sokka of Southern Aquaquadrian, you are under arrest for taking property that is under Avatarian's possession." There is a loud munching sound with sporadic words, "Cookie! Yum-Yum! More Cookie!"

Sokka holding up his arms, tiptoes away from Toph. "As you can see, you are in a long line of aliens that want me."

Toph points her gun at Sokka's chest. "Ain't nobody stiff me, so you ain't going nowhere."

"But we're already in Nowhere."

A blast stuns Toph. Freezing, she falls to her side. Sokka drops his arms in happy surprise.

"Suki, you saved me!"

Suki glares at him and points her blaster. "You are coming with me!"

"Alright." Sokka trots over to her.

Suki gives him a suspicious look. "Wait, that is too easy." She jabs the gun at Sokka's chest. "Don't think you can try anything funny."

Sokka shakes his head and shrugs his shoulder. With an easy grin, he states the obvious. "You are the only relative friendly face that wants to kill me right now, so I am more than fine coming with you." He holds out his hands in an offered prisoner capacity.

Suki slaps some electronic handcuffs over his wrists. "Well, good because I don't want to get rough with you."

Sokka prefers getting rough, but this is a teen-rated story, so we'll keep it clean, but dear readers, you are more than happy to let your lemon imagination roam.

Katara glances over her shoulder and sees her brother being taken away. "Star-Lord Shippiness, where are you going?"

Katara double-takes between her captured and docile lead-away brother to the scary-looking woman glaring at Zuko, she tilts her head and notices a family resemblance of general unsmiling seriousness with said woman and Zuko.

"I'm under arrest." Sokka gets a little misty-eyed. "Thanks, Katara, for using my call sign. "

"You're what?" Katara is backing away, pulling Zuko with her. "Come on, Zuko, we gotta go, like yesterday or depending on the last reported star-date diary entry of reported diary chapters than well over a year."

"I'm not leaving; I'm not scared of Azula." Zuko remains rooted to the spot.

Katara shakes the only part of Zuko that seems to be moving, his arm. "Yes. Yes. Brave Zuko, got it, but we've got to save Sokka." She tries budging his unmovable body, "So let's go!"

Zuko growls. "Fine." He starts running, practically dragging a stunned Katara.

As the door of Azula's ship opens, she strolls out with ease, not concerned that her brother is running away. "Oh Zuzu, don't tell me I still scare you. "

Zuko stops and whips around. "I'm not scared of you!"

Azula grins over her brother's easily goaded nature. "Oh, brother, but you are so predictable. Remember what happened last time to you." She flips her bangs and looks slyly at Zuko's mechanical face.

Zuko's robotic eye flashes red and then cools to yellow. "I remember about you, too." He indicates Azula's robotic arm.

Azula narrows her eyes, "A one-time misstep that never happened again!" She picks up speed as Zuko and both run towards each other.

Katara is confused. Should she go after her brother or Zuko? She shakes her head. Wait, Katara, you have been trying to shed Zuko since you first met him. Alright, Sokka, it is. Katara doesn't have time to react to her wise decision and uncomplicated decision because a lariat ropes around her feet and handcuffs fly onto her hands. She collapses onto the ground, a little stunned.

Blinking up at bald head with a blue arrow coming down the forehead is the President of the Avatarians, Aang. "Sorry about that, but you gotta understand, you are wanted criminals."

Katara blinks up at Aang, still a little stunned. "Are you taking me to the same jail as Sokka?"

"Yes."

Katara shrugs, "Alright." She drops her head back. She was tired of running and could use a break.

Momo and Apa see that their payday is currently being loaded up on the Avatarian's ship.

"I am Apa."

Momo looks over. "Good call, Space Turd might prove useful."

Momo fires at Azula to knock her from the intended target, Zuko. Azula sees the shot barreling towards her and leaps out of the way.

Zuko growls in frustration that his sister always manages to avoid disaster. "Of course." He realizes that Momo, an engineered animal hybrid, calls the Prince of the Dracs names. "Who are you calling Space Turd, Raccoon-squirrel?"

"I'm a lemur, you, Space Turd." Momo begins recharging the gun.

Apa looks crossly at his friend and partner. "Yip, yip!"

Momo defends gruffly. "Names are not beneath me, Apa. He deserved it."

"I am, Apa!" Apa warns with a shake of his big head and yawning of his mouth.

Momo rolls his eyes. He grudgingly offers to Zuko. "Fine, sorry, Space Turd, for calling you a Space Turd, even though you are a Space Turd." Momo waggled his eyebrows at Apa. "See, what I did there."

Apa chuckles but glares at Momo. "Yip. Yip."

Momo kicks at the ground. "Fine. I won't call him Space Turd again."

"I am Apa," Apa growls.

Momo grins sheepishly. "What, it was my last time, swear." Momo crosses his heart but also his fingers behind his back. Apa leans behind and sees his friend not promising anything and rolls his eyes.

Momo points his gun at Zuko. "We need a prisoner, so Katara's boyfriend, you're coming with us."

Zuko blusters. "I'm not Katara's boyfriend!"

"I am Apa." Apa nods his head that Zuko is definitely in serious liking mode with Katara.

Momo lowers her gun. "I agree with Apa. You both seemed like you both really wanted to face smush."

Zuko demands with confusion. "Face smush? Whatever that is, I did not face smush with Katara."

"You just said face smush, so you know what face smushing is."

"I am Apa." Apa makes puckering sounds with lips. He stops the mock kisses when he notices the scattered cabbages. He lumbers over to them, bending down and slurping them up with a quick gulp.

The cabbage man screams, "My cabbages!"

Momo is exasperated. "What are you doing? Ya' big hairball, we are in the middle of a taking a hostage."

"I demand you to tell me what face smush means!"

Azula appears from above jumps down in front of Zuko. "It's kissing dum-dum." She jabs him with a needle. "Dad is calling for you."

Apa rubs his belly with an appreciation for the snack. "Yip, yip." Azula runs behind and jabs Apa, who follows to the ground with a decided thud, barely missing Camilla. The chicken jumps onto Apa's belly, squawking indignantly.

Before Momo can get out, "What da…." Azula paralyzes Momo with the same draught.

The cabbage man is horrified, "Get off. MY CABBAGE HEAD!"

There are sudden flashing lights and roaring sounds. A giant Draconian space cruiser appears.

"Your wish happens to coincide with what is happening." Azula points out the inert bodies to the Draconian cruiser. A beam of light centers on the three bodies, pulling Zuko, Momo, and Apa into the space cruiser.

A/N: As usual, I write these crazy rides because they make me laugh. I seriously can picture Sokka running like that with his arms moving wildly. Sokka is the best to write for, makes me laugh every time. Well...same deal-io...a review will get your username in the next chapter. When or how that chapter comes out, depends on you, dear Readers. Any love is good love so thanks for the love.