Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto:
A Tiny Toon Adventures and Pokémon Crossover
(Insert "Pokémon Theme")
(We see Mewtwo flying up into space, and then we see Mew.)
I wanna be the very best
(We see Ash Ketchum and Mary Melody look up toward the sky.)
Like no one ever was
(We see the two Trainers in the middle of the Indigo Plateau Stadium. We next see Squirtle, Cubone and Pidgeotto.)
To catch them is my real test
(A Pokéball scoops up a defeated Bulbasaur and Ash does a victory pose.)
To train them is my cause
(A Haunter licks Plucky Duck, paralyzing him, with Haunter laughing at him. Ash throws a Poké Ball.)
I will travel across the land
(Ash, Pikachu, Mary, Little Beeper and Lightning Rodriguez are seen running alongside an Arcanine and Rapidash.)
Searching far and wide
(Rapidash leapts into the air, we next see Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres. Next, we see Kadabra and Charmander.)
Teach Pokémon to understand
(We see Ash, Mary, Pikachu, Fifi, Buster and Babs riding on a Lapras in the middle of an ocean. Pikachu is in Fifi's lap. A Gyarados and Dragonair are swimming too.)
The power that's inside
(A Poké Ball scoops up Caterpie.)
Pokémon
(Lt. Surge's Raichu tries to Body Slam Pikachu, but he dodges it.)
(Gotta catch 'em all!),
(Ekans and Koffing charge at Caterpie.)
it's you and me
(Ash hugs Pikachu)
(Tentacool smashes part of a building with one its tentacles.)
I know it's my destiny
(Ash raises his hand, holding a Pokéball.)
Pokémon . . .
(Onix lets out a roar.)
Ooh, you're my best friend
(We Ash and Mary Melody, Misty, Brock and the heroic Tiny Toons.)
In a world we must defend
(We see Jessie and James along with their Pokémon, Gary Oak, Elmyra Duff, Montana Max and the Perfecto Prep students.)
Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all),
(We see Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur.)
a heart so true
(Pikachu runs alongside Ash and runs under a girl's legs before leaping. We then see Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, Officer Jenny and Delia Ketchum)
Our courage will pull us through
(A giant Charizard fires a Flamethrower attack, which Ash and co. and the Tiny Toons barely dodge.)
You teach me, and I'll teach you
(Fifi scoops up Pikachu into her arms and starts kissing him all over the face, leaving kiss marks. Pikachu is disgusted by the kisses and her smell.)
Po-ké-mon
(We see Pikachu & some other Pokémon and some of the Tiny Toons flying into battle.)
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
(Ash throws a Poké Ball.)
Po-ké-mon!
(The title of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto" forms on the screen.)
Scattered Toons Part 2
(Insert "Alouette")
Today, Fifi La Fume was feeling very amorous. For a Pikachu had saved her from a life of misery as a pet of Elmyra. After sending Elmyra off the cliff, Fifi did what comes naturally to thanking a boy; with kisses. And those very kisses were leaving Pikachu's face covered in Fifi's lovely pink lipstick. "Mwah, mwah, mwah. Oh my leettle spark plug. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. You have such a cute face. And eet's so keessable. Mwah, mwah. I mean, what girl wouldn't want to keess you, especially on zose rosy cheeks. Especially weeth lipstick on. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah," said Fifi as she kissed Pikachu. Fifi stopped kissing Pikachu for a moment so she could examine him. "Hmm. You seem to be a bit on ze, how you say, chubby side. But zat doesn't mean zat you're still a handsome boy. Ov all ze boys I've meet, you have ze most keessable face. So keessable zat I could keess vous for hours," said Fifi. Fifi continued smooching her newest crush. Pikachu was getting grossed out by Fifi's kisses. But then, Fifi's smell started to go off due to being in love. Pikachu sniffed the air and smelled the stinky smell.
"Ugh. When did you last shower, girl? Cause you smell," said Fifi.
"I deed shower before I ended up here. You might be smelling ma natural scent cause I'm a skunk," said Fifi.
"Oh," said Pikachu. But then he realized that Fifi was telling the truth. "A SKUNK?!" asked Pikachu. He screamed as he burst free and ran for it.
"Ooh. He wants to play tag, does he?" asked Fifi. She began to hop on all fours, with her boobs bouncing up and down with each hop. "I'm gonna find you, ma Pika Provolone!" called Fifi.
(End Music)
Cresselia had witnessed everything that had happened. She was a Psychic Pokémon with a blue, swan-like body with a yellow underside. She had pink eyes, a dark pink, round tuft on its head, and a pointed, beak-like snout. There were yellow, crescent-shaped ornaments on the sides of her head that merged in the back. She had a pointed, tail-like protrusion on its rear. Cresselia had glowing, pink, ring-like wings on its sides and back. The wings on its sides were solid dark pink, while the wing on its back was larger and consisted of three shades of pink. The beautiful Legendary Pokémon shook her head. "That girl's views on love are so messed up," muttered Cresselia.
Meanwhile, in the Looney Tunes' home dimension, Bugs went to Acme Looniversity to tell the other teachers the bad news. "Bugs, what are you doing back here so soon?" asked Lola.
"And where are all the students?" asked Daffy.
"They've been kidnapped by Monty and Elmyra!" said Bugs. All the other teachers gasped.
"Thufferin' thuccotash!" cried Sylvester. "
Great horny toads!" said Sam.
"Sacrebleu!" cried Pepé.
"Why would they do that?" asked Petunia.
"Since all the other animals fled Acme Acres, she figured she'd make the ALL the students of our school and Perfecto Prep her pets. And she bribed Monty with a treasure map to get him to help her. And they hired the pit bulls to throw me off the buss and hijack it," said Bugs.
"Didn't you go to either Elmyra's or Monty's houses to rescue them?" asked Speedy.
"They weren't taken to either locations!" said Bugs.
"It seems even after being expelled, she still won't leave our students alone," said Lola.
One Year Ago . . .
After this big basketball game between the Looney Tunes and the Monstars, Lola joined the Acme Looniversity staff immediately after. She became Babs' new mentor. Some of the boy students were distracted by Lola's good looks. But she showed them that she didn't like being stared at pervertedly. Unfortunately, Elmyra wanted to make Lola her newest pet. She tried various schemes to try to catch her. But when Bugs caught her in the act, boy was he mad! After rescuing his girlfriend, Lola was talking to Bugs and Elmer. "Bugs, Elmer, that girl is a menace to both students and staff! She's been a pest to me, trying to make me her pet!" said Lola.
"Good thing I was there to bail you out," said Bugs.
"Give her a bweak. She's just a kid," said Elmer.
"Regardless, the students and I are tired of dealing with her. I don't want to be working in this school as long as Elmyra's a student. Either you do something about her or I quit!" said Lola. She then stormed out of the office and slammed the door behind her. Due to the door slamming, a portrait of Elmer Fudd fell. Bugs and Elmer began to think about what to do next.
The next day, Elmyra was in the principal's office, sitting in front of Bugs' desk. Her parents along with Lola and Elmer were there too. "I'm not happy, Elmyra. Not happy," said Bugs.
"Why?" asked Elmyra.
"You tried to force my girlfriend, Lola to be your pet! And I do not appreciate it one bit," said Bugs. Elmyra's parents gasped upon hearing it.
"Is this true?" asked Mr. Duff.
"It's true," said Lola.
"But she's so cute," objected Elmyra.
"Just because an animal wooks cute to you, doesn't mean they're willing to be your pet," said Elmer.
"Plus, what if the animal you have your eye on turns out to be a dangerous or poisonous one. We don't want you to get hurt," said Mrs. Duff.
"But mom . . . ," said Elmyra.
"Your mom is right. Not all animals make good pets," said Bugs.
"And quite frankly, the students and staff are getting sick and tired of having to put up with your animal chasing antics," said Lola.
"Elmyra, there's only one way to cure your obsession with animals," said Bugs.
"What?" asked Elmyra.
"With a heavy heart, we have no choice, but to . . . expel you," said Elmer. Elmyra's eyes widened in horror. Sure she may be stupid, but she was smart enough to know what expel means.
"Expel me?! Why?!" asked Elmyra.
"The problem is that you're in a school that is full of animals," said Bugs.
"You need to go to a school with real students. Humans like you," said Mr. Duff.
"No! Please! Give me another chance!" begged Elmyra.
"We twied to be patient with you. But no matter how many times we tried to restrain you, you just won't change. It's for your own good," said Elmer. Elmyra began to sob hysterically as her parents dragged her away. "I'm sorry, Elmyra. You left us no choice," said Elmer.
Present Time . . .
"But despite the change of school, Elmyra hasn't learned a thing," said Sylvester.
"Everybody, we must find our fellow students before Elmyra and Monty do something terrible to them. Search everywhere in Looney Tunes Land. Leave no rock unturned. Search every nook and cranny!" said Bugs.
"Right!" said the other Looney Tunes. And all the Looney Tunes went to find the missing students.
Both Bugs and the head of Perfecto Prep told everybody at the Acme Acres Stadium that the students from both schools were missing. Among the people listening to the bad news were the students' families. "Because of the events that happened, the School Games will have to be postponed indefinitely," said Bugs.
"I will not tolerate my students being forced to the be pets of some brainless girl who can't tell the difference between species. These two idiots must be brought to justice! So I'm offering a $2,000,000 reward on both Montana Max and Elmyra Duff's heads, dead or alive!" said the Head of Perfecto Prep. Upon hearing this, Daffy's eyes turned into dollar signs.
"$2,000,000?! Woo-hoo! I'll be rich if I claim that reward!" said Daffy excitedly.
Back at the Pokémon world, Pikachu had stopped running after getting far away from Fifi as possible. He panted as he struggled to regain his breath. "Whew," said Pikachu. He wiped the kiss marks off of his face with something as a makeshift towel. But he didn't realize until too late that he was wiping his face with Fifi's large fluffy tail. She wrapped Pikachu in her tail and pulled him close to her. Pikachu bumped face first into her breasts, causing Fifi to giggle a bit.
"Hold me. You are ze battery zat charges up our romance," said Fifi. She then began to smother Pikachu with breasts again. But only this time, she had his face in between her breasts. "Le puff puff!" said Fifi. She giggled as she pressed her two breasts together, squishing Pikachu's face. Pikachu's face started to turn red due to being very uncomfortable.
"Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" cried Pikachu as he let off a Thundershock.
"Le ouch!" cried Fifi as she got zapped. This caused her to let go of Pikachu. Pikachu then ran off again. Fifi's fur and hair was all poofy from getting zapped by Pikachu. "I have felt ze sparks ov love!" cried Fifi. She then fell down, dazed with a goofy smile on her face.
Elsewhere, Dizzy Devil was starting to recover. "Dizzy's head hurt," said Dizzy. Then, his stomach growled. "And Dizzy hungry. Must find food," said Dizzy. Just then, he saw something. It was a Pokémon that resembled a Poké Ball, but with eyes and minus the button. The top half was red, while the bottom half was white. "Voltorb," said the Pokémon. Dizzy licked his lips and dashed toward the Voltorb in his tornado form. The purple Tasmanian Devil then seized Voltorb and stuffed it into his mouth. "Mmm-mmm," said Dizzy. Without warning, an explosion ignited in his mouth, causing his head to bloat briefly. This caused Dizzy to barf out Voltorb. For it used Explosion to make Dizzy spit it up. "Voltorb!" yelled Voltorb angrily before rolling off. Seconds later, Dizzy's teeth fell out of his mouth and turned into dust.
Watching Dizzy was the Johto Legendary, Raikou. It was a quadrupedal, yellow, tiger-like Pokémon with black stripes and a white underside. It had a thin, light blue tail with sharp angles and a spark-shaped formation at the end. Most of its face consisted of thick, white fur and shorter yellow fur around its red eyes. Raikou's muzzle was a light blue "X" and it had a black faceplate with two bumps that covered its forehead, nose, and ears. Raikou had two long fangs that make its appearance similar to the saber-toothed cat. Its large claws each converged to form a single point and never retract. Extra fur hung off its body in front of its thighs. Raikou had a mane across its back that resembled dull purple rain clouds and allowed it to shoot bolts of lightning. "That kid's gluttony is gonna get him into legal trouble one of these days," muttered Raikou, shaking its head.
Shirley the Loon woke up, groaning. "Like, where am I?" asked Shirley. She saw that she was on the outskirts of a city. She was also on top of a large gray rock. The blond-haired loon saw a sign on the outskirts that read, "Pewter City". "Pewter City?" asked Shirley.
"Hey, you're standing on my merchandise," said a voice. Shirley turned and saw who was it that spoke. It was a man wearing a red hat, had a dark brown beard, a yellow shirt, white gloves, green pants and dark brown boots. Shirley yelped before jumping off the rock.
"Sorry about that mister. I just woke up from being unconscious," said Shirley.
"Who might you be? You don't look like a Pokémon I've seen before," said the man.
"Like, what in the world is a Pokémon?" asked Shirley.
"I take it by your answer that you're not," said the man.
"No. I'm not. My name is Shirley. And I happen to be a toon," said Shirley.
"The name's Flint. Guess I have a lot of explaining to do," said Flint.
Spying on Shirley was Latios, a Dragon & Psychic Pokémon from Hoenn. It was a birdlike body stylized after a plane. Its body flowed slowly into a thick neck, giving it a bulky appearance. It had no legs, usually floating instead. Most of its body was blue, with white areas near its arms and a white stripe on its back that extended up to its head. Jet-plane wings sat on top of its back, while two tall, jagged fins pointed behind it from its rear. A red triangle marked the center of its chest, while a blue mask partially covered its face. Long, ear-like fins extended from its jaws to over its head, and its eyes were red. It had three-fingered arms with a blue covering on the outer side of the lower arms. Latios was a male-only species, with Latias being its female counterpart. Latios and Latias had the ability to turn invisible. And it was using that invisibility ability to spy on Shirley without being spotted. "I'm sensing psychic energy coming from this girl," said Latios.
Furrball woke up in an alleyway at a place called Scissors Street. "Great. I'm in an alleyway in the middle of a city at who knows where. And I'm far away from my fellow classmates, all because of my stupid owner isn't happy with the current amount of pets she has," grumbled Furrball. And went to look for his classmates and some food. The one watching him was the Mythical Pokémon, Mew. Mew was a pink, bipedal Pokémon with mammalian features. She had a rounded, wide snout; triangular ears; and large, blue eyes. She had short arms with three-fingered paws and large hind paws with oval markings on the soles. Her tail was long and thin with an ovoid tip. And she had finished reading his mind with her psychic powers.
"Oh, the poor dear," said Mew.
Meanwhile, at a river that was different from the one that Elmyra fell into, Pikachu was taking a drink. "Yoo-hoo!" called a familiar, French accented voice. Pikachu's blood froze upon hearing it. He slowly looked up and saw it was Fifi La Fume. She was sitting on a rock that was on the other side of the river. And she was dressed up as a mermaid. Her mermaid costume consisted of a pink tail fin with a white skunk stripe, a pink seashell bra, some pearl bracelets and a pearl necklace with a sea shell at the center. She replaced her hair bow with a starfish. "Hello, cutie. Your leettle mermaid has come to sweep you off your feet," said Fifi. She then blew a kiss at Pikachu. Pikachu shrieked before he ran off. Fifi let out an annoyed huff. "I may have to take a different approach. And make ze atmosphere more, how you say, romantic," said Fifi. She then got an idea. It was now evening. Pikachu ran until he couldn't run anymore. He collapsed onto the ground on his belly.
"What's with that girl?! Can't she take a hint?!" complained Pikachu.
(Insert "Hiya, Hot Stuff" from Pokémon)
Suddenly, Pikachu's ears perked as he began to hear some romantic music. It was coming from a record player. It happened to be in an empty cave. There was a table that had a vase of flowers in the center along with some glasses full of a fancy soda. "Ah, zere you are. You're right on time," said a voice. Pikachu looked up and saw Fifi once again. Only this time, she was wearing a fancy and rather expensive dress. The dress was a pink sequined dress with a revealing sweetheart neckline, a low back, transparent pink panniers and a mermaid-style skirt. Parts of the skirt was decorated with pink diamonds, which were carved into heart shapes. Fifi also wore fancy jewelry too. She wore a pink pearl necklace with a heart shaped gem in the center, some gold bracelets with pink diamonds and pink kissy lip-shaped earrings. Her hair bow was replaced with a sequined pink hair bow that had a heart-shaped diamond as well. She also wore a light pink furry boa too. As for her makeup, she wore pink eyeshadow instead of her usual purple. She also wore blush on her cheeks, mascara and glossy pink lipstick. Fifi also styled her hair a bit differently for this occasion. Her sparkly dress illuminated the dark cave. Pikachu couldn't help but blush at the sight of Fifi looking pretty in pink. "You like ma dress and makeup, mon amore?" asked Fifi, doing a curtsey. Pikachu tried to speak, but couldn't due to how pretty she looked. "What's ze matter? Cat got your tongue?" asked Fifi. She giggled.
Fifi then picked up Pikachu and hugged him once again. And once again, Pikachu was getting breast smothered. Fifi then carried him to the table. Since Pikachu was all tuckered out from running, he couldn't escape the skunkette's grip. "I bet you're all tired and hungry from all zat running, non? Don't worry. I prepared a romantic dinner for two," said Fifi sweetly. She then put Pikachu down on his chair, while Fifi sat on the opposite end. "I wasn't sure of what you like to eat. So I made something quick and easy before you got here. I made some salad for ze both ov us. I also served us some sodas for us to drink. I'm not touching the alcohol after Buster, Plucky and Hamton made fools out of themselves," said Fifi. She then began to eat her salad with a fork. On the other hand, Pikachu started to wolf it down with his hands. He also guzzled up his portion of soda. Pikachu then let out a burp. Fifi just stared at Pikachu. "Le yuck. Such atrocious table manners. Didn't your mother ever teach you how to eat properly een ze company ov a lady?" asked Fifi. Pikachu shook his head. Just then, Pikachu saw something that caught his attention. It was a bottle of ketchup. Pikachu licked his lips. He snatched the bottle and began to guzzle the entire thing. "You're supposed to pour eet on your food, not drink eet from the bottle," said Fifi. But Pikachu didn't listen. He greedily guzzled the ketchup. Fifi rubbed her temples. "Sacrebleu. He's probably ze cutest boy I've met, and yet hees table manners are horrible," groaned Fifi. Very soon, Pikachu drank all the ketchup in the bottle. He burped again.
"Thanks for the food, miss. Gotta go," said Pikachu. He was about to leave when Fifi wrapped her arms around Pikachu.
"Not so fast, mon cheri. You still 'aven't tried ze dessert," said Fifi.
"Really? What is it?" asked Pikachu.
"Zis," said Fifi. Wasting no other words, Fifi began to plant lipstick kisses all over Pikachu's face again.
"Augh! Cut it out, you're gonna give me cooties!" cried Pikachu. Fifi was annoyed by this.
"Zere's no such zing as cooties," huffed Fifi. She then resumed kissing Pikachu. Pikachu's eyes widened as Fifi's smell kicked in. The purple skunkette's pink lips then claimed Pikachu's. She then began to grab at Pikachu's cheeks to deepen the kiss. Pikachu's eyes widened as Fifi kissed his lips. And the longer the kiss was lasting, the worse Fifi's smell was becoming. Pikachu's face turned green as his nose was being tortured by Fifi's stink.
(End Music)
He finally couldn't take it anymore. The electric mouse then let out a Thunder Shock attack, which zapped Fifi. She screamed as she felt the electricity shock her silly. This caused her to finally let go of Pikachu and he ran off. The electrocution caused Fifi's lips to become swollen, making it look like she had lips the size of Jessica Rabbit's lips. Once again, her hair and fur were spiked up from the shocking. Unfortunately, her dress was burned by the electricity, ruining it. Her furry boa looked like a burned string and her jewelry was ruined too. "My leeps! My dress!" cried Fifi.
In the Viridian Forest, Bookworm was exploring his surroundings, confused about where it was at. Just then, his stomach growled, making him realize he was hungry. Just then, he saw what appeared to be a red apple on the ground. Bookworm licked his lips and crawled up to the apple. He then prepared to take a big bite out of it. Suddenly, something emerged from part of it, causing Bookworm to stumble back. It was a small, worm-like Pokémon with a light green body and a dark green underside. Its head was round with two pink nostrils. Above its head were two large leaf-like eyestalks which house its two small black eyes. These eyestalks gave the apple it lived in the appearance of having a stem with leaves. The Pokémon also had two thin hairs on the tip of its tail, as well as two stubby forelimbs which were usually hidden inside its apple. It was a Pokémon called an Applin. The Applin let out some angry growls before it spun into the air while making a black ghost face appear with pink glowing eyes, a smile, and a red aura surrounding it. Bookworm shrieked and ran off. The Pokémon watching what was happening was Celebi, a Grass & Psychic Mythical Pokémon from Johto that was capable of time travel. It was a green, fairy-like Pokémon. It had round toeless feet, three-fingered hands, and clear wings on its back. It had a round head that came to a curved point. It had large baby-blue eyes with thick black rings around them, and a pair of green antennae with blue tips. Celebi shook its head in amusement before flying off to report to Arceus.
Montana Max was exploring the forest, looking for any sign of civilization. "Stupid Elmyra. If I had know I would end up in another dimension, I wouldn't have agreed to help her capture the other students in exchange for that treasure map. The map's useless since the treasure's in our home dimension," said Monty.
(Insert "Kanto Trainer Battle" from Pokémon)
Just then, he began to hear a commotion. He peaked through the bushes and saw that a Pokémon battle was occurring. It was between Bug Catcher Trainer Anthony and Lass Trainer Julia. Anthony was using a Caterpie. It was an insect Pokémon that resembled a green caterpillar with a yellow underside and teardrop-shaped tail. There were yellow ring-shaped markings down the sides of its segmented body, which resembled its eyes and were meant to scare off predators. Its most notable characteristic was the bright pink antenna (osmeterium) on its head, which releases a stench to repel predators. Julia was using a Clefairy. It was a bipedal, pink Pokémon with a chubby, vaguely star-shaped body. A small, pointed tooth protruded from the upper left corner of its mouth. It had wrinkles beside its black, oval eyes, a single dark pink oval marking on each cheek, and large, pointed ears with brown tips. A tuft of fur curled over its forehead, much like its large, upward-curling tail. Each stocky arm had two small claws and a thumb on each hand and both feet have a single toenail. There was a pair of tiny, butterfly-shaped wings on its back. Though incapable of flight, Clefairy's wings can store moonlight and allow it to float.
"What in the world?" asked Monty.
"Clefairy, use Pound!" said Julia. Clefairy then slapped the Caterpie across the face. "Now, use Metronome!" said Julia. The Clefairy waved its finger like a metronome before it stopped. Its finger began to glow. This caused Clefairy to execute a random attack. In this case, it was a Flamethrower attack.
"Caterpie, dodge it, quick!" said Anthony. The Caterpie dodged the Fire attack by jumping to the side. "Counterattack with Silk String!" said Anthony. Caterpie fired some silk from its mouth. The silk bound Clefairy's arms to its side. Julia gasped. "Finish it with Tackle attack!" said Anthony. Caterpie charged and rammed Clefairy, causing it to yelp. Clefairy fell to the ground, defeated as indicated by its dizzy eyes.
"Clefairy!" cried Julia.
(End Music)
"Yeah! Wait a go, Caterpie!" said Anthony, hugging his Caterpie. Caterpie chirped happily. Julia ran up to her Clefairy and picked her up.
"Clefairy, are you okay?" asked Julia.
"Clefairy," groaned the Clefairy.
"You did your best. That's all that matters. Take a good rest," said Julia. She returned Clefairy to its Poké Ball. She turned to Anthony. "Your Caterpie is pretty strong," said Julia.
"Thanks. Your Clefairy put up a good fight too," said Anthony. Montana Max decided to find out what they were doing since this is the first time he's ever seen Pokémon or a Pokémon battle.
"Excuse me?" asked Monty. The two trainers then saw Montana Max. "What was that you were doing? It looked cool," said Monty.
"Oh. We were doing a Pokémon battle," said Julia.
"You mean, you never seen a Pokémon battle?" asked Anthony.
"No. Where I come from, there are no Pokémon," said Monty.
"Really," said Anthony, raising an eyebrow.
"If you want to learn more about Pokémon and Pokémon battles, you might want to stop by a Pokémon school to learn about them," said Anthony.
"Okay. I will. And once I learn about them, I'll be not just the richest kid at my school, I'll be the coolest too," bragged Monty. And he left for the nearest town. Watching Montana Max was the Johto Legendary Pokémon, Ho-Oh. Ho-Oh was an avian Pokémon resembling a phoenix and a peacock. Its feathers were predominantly gold and red, with yellow tail-feathers, a white underside, and green feathers at the tip of its wings. Ho-Oh had a green stripe on its neck, a yellow beak, black rings around its red eyes, and a feathered, yellow crest on its head. Ho-Oh's wings were prismatic, causing it to trail a rainbow behind it. It had darkly colored feet and legs with four toes and long talons.
"Hmm. I don't think this rich kid is the friendly type," said Ho-Oh.
Elsewhere, Pikachu had ran all the way to the front gate of Professor Oak's laboratory. He was still covered in lipstick marks and the smell from Fifi was lingering on him. The yellow mouse then collapsed in exhaustion, panting with his tongue sticking out. Just then, somebody walked up to the gate and noticed Pikachu. It was a girl with brown hair and eyes. She wore a green shirt, a white lab coat, darker green pants and black shoes. "Oh dear. Where did you come from little guy?" asked the girl. She picked up Pikachu. "Are you okay?" asked the girl. Just then, she began to sniff Pikachu. "Phew! You could use a bath," said the girl. She carried him to Professor Oak's laboratory. "Grandpa. Grandpa," said the girl. She was apparently Professor Oak's granddaughter.
"Daisy, what's up?" asked Prof. Oak.
"I found this Pikachu outside the lab gate," said Daisy.
"Is it hurt?" asked Prof. Oak.
"No. But he could use a bath," said Daisy. Professor Oak got a sniff and covered his nose.
"Ugh! You're right. It smells like the little guy had a run in with a skunk," said Prof. Oak.
"I'll get the peroxide, baking soda and dish detergent," said Daisy.
"Yes. Please do. Tomato juice won't do it," said Prof. Oak.
(Insert "Pallet Town" from Pokémon)
Not too far from Professor Oak's lab, Latias happened to be in Pallet Town. She was another one of the Legendary Pokémon sent to keep tabs on the toons. She was the female counterpart of Latios, which meant she was from Hoenn too. Latias had a birdlike body stylized after a plane. Her long neck stretched forward from her squat body. She had no legs, usually floating instead. The rear half of her body was largely red and the upper half white, with jet-plane wings high on her rear and fins on the bottom near her tail. A blue triangle marked the center of her chest, while a red mask partially covered its face. Ear-like fins sat on top of her head and her eyes were yellow. She had short, three-fingered arms with a red covering on the outer side of the lower arms. She was in the bushes, near where Ash's house was. "I sense one of our other dimensional visitors is in this house. I know just how to get in," said Latias. She used her shapeshifting ability to transform into a human woman with red hair and yellow eyes. She was dressed like a French maid and wore a maid outfit that showed cleavage and had a short skirt. She wore blue eyeshadow and red lipstick as well. She looked at her reflection and smiled. "Perfect," said Latias. She then knocked on the door. Delia answered the door.
"Yes?" asked Delia.
"Special housekeeping," said Latias.
"Oh. My house does need some special cleaning cause I've been so busy with stuff I haven't had time to clean my own house. And I thought the one who was supposed to come cancelled due to calling out sick," said Delia.
"They sent me instead," said Latias. Latias got out a broom and started to sweep the floor. She saw in the living room was Ash Ketchum sitting on the couch with Mary Melody. She was reading a Pokémon information book. "Tell me, miss. Who's the young lady with your son?" asked Latias.
"Oh, her? That's Mary Melody, a student from a school called Acme Looniversity. She's staying at the Ketchum household as a guest for a while," said Delia.
"Why's that?" asked Latias.
"She and her schoolmates were supposed to go on a trip to participate in a school games tournament against their rival, Perfecto Prep. But somebody tried to kidnap them. In the midst of the confusion, they all got separated and scattered all over Kanto. My son and I along with our family pet found her during a picnic trip. So we took pity on her after hearing her story and decided to let her stay. And she wants to find her friends and possibly rescue them from the ones who attempted the kidnapping. So, in order to do that, she decided to become a Pokémon Trainer. So, I along with Professor and my son are helping educate her all about Pokémon. And my son is leaving on his own Pokémon journey next week. So they both might leave together," said Delia.
"You're very compassionate if you allowed her to stay with you," said Latias.
"Thanks," said Delia.
And it's no wonder Arceus has chosen this woman's son to be his champion for protecting the world. For he's bound to do great things, thought Latias. "Tell me all about what this Acme Looniversity teaches," said Latias.
(End Music)
Far from Pallet Town, Arnold the Pit Bull groaned as he regained consciousness. He saw that he was in a dark alley of a random city. "Vhere am I? Vhat is zis place? Arnolda, vhere are you?" asked Arnold, calling for his girlfriend. But there was no reply. Arnold let out a sigh of dismay. "Vhy did Arnolda and I agree to help Monty and zat pet obsessive girl kidnap ze students of Acme Looniversity?" grumbled Arnold.
(Insert "Team Rocket's Secret Strategy" from Pokémon)
Unbeknownst to him, he was being spied on, not by a Legendary Pokémon, but by the two crooks that were sent on the wanted poster that Officer Jenny had; Jessie and James. Accompanying them was their Meowth. A Meowth was a small, feline Pokémon with cream-colored fur that turned brown at the tips of its hind paws and tail. Its ovoid head featured four prominent whiskers, wide eyes with slit pupils, two pointed teeth in the upper jaw, and a gold koban coin embedded in its forehead. Its ears were black with brown interiors and were flanked with an additional pair of long whiskers. Meowth was a quadruped with the ability to walk on its hind legs. It can freely manipulate its claws, retracting them when it wants to move silently. The tip of its tail curled tightly. This one was male and as Officer Jenny stated, he could speak English. "Well, well, well. Now that's something you don't see everyday," said Jessie.
"It's some sort of pit bull Pokémon that wears glasses," said James.
"And it talks like me," said Meowth.
"Judging by its muscles, it has to be a Fighting-type Pokémon of some sorts," said Jessie.
"Giovanni could use a strong Pokémon like that to help with Team Rocket's cause," said Meowth.
"I say let's bag this dog!" said James.
(End Music)
As Arnolda looked for Arnolda, the Team Rocket trio made their move. They got out some weapons that looked like bazookas and opened fire. But instead of firing explosive missiles, they fired missiles that released nets. The net fell onto Arnold. "Was zum! Vhat is zis!" cried Arnold.
"We got you now!" said Meowth with overconfidence.
"Show yourselves! Who are you?!" asked Arnold.
(Insert "Team Rocket Motto, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)
The three Team Rocket agents began to recite some sort of motto. "Allow us to introduce ourselves and prepare for trouble!" said Jessie.
"Make it double trouble!" said James.
"To protect the world from devastation!" said Jessie.
"To unite all peoples within our nation!" said James.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!" said Jessie.
"To extend our reach to the stars above!" said James.
"Jessie!" said Jessie.
"James!" said James.
"Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!" said Jessie.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" said James.
"Meowth, that's right!" said Meowth.
(End Music)
"Vhat is ze meaning of zis?!" asked Arnold.
"Quite simple. You're a Pokémon and we're Pokémon thieves. So, we're capturing you to draft you into Team Rocket," said Jessie.
"A Pokémon? I don't know vhat a Pokémon is, but I can ensure you, I'm not one of zem!" snarled Arnold.
"Our instincts are never wrong," said Meowth.
"Oh yeah!?" asked Arnold. He then used his sharp teeth to chomp at the net until he ripped a hole in it. Team Rocket gasped when they saw Arnold free himself.
"That was our best net!" cried James.
"Sorry to disappoint you!" said Arnold.
(Insert "Kanto Trainer Battle" from Pokémon)
"Ekans, go!" said Jessie, throwing a Poké Ball.
"Koffing, I choose you!" said James, throwing a Poké Ball of his own. The two Poison-type Pokémon popped out of the Poké Balls. Ekans was a purple, serpentine Pokémon resembling a rattlesnake. Its eyes, underbelly, the thick stripe around its neck, and rattle were yellow. Ekans had three pairs of black lines encircling its body, as well as another line that connected to each slit-pupiled eye and curved toward its nose. Its large mouth had a round, pink tongue and no visible teeth. Koffing was a spherical Pokémon filled with toxic gases. It had vacant eyes and a wide mouth that usually has two pointed teeth in the upper jaw. Below its face was a cream-colored skull-and-crossbones marking. Several geyser-like protrusions, which usually released a dark green-colored gas, cover this Pokémon's body. Koffing's purple skin was very thin, and over-inflation can cause it to explode.
"Ekanssssssssss!" hissed Ekans.
"Koffing!" said Koffing.
"Ekans, use Bite!" commanded Jessie. Ekans charged at Arnold. But however, the white pit bull was ready. He grabbed Ekans by the neck, preventing it from biting him. Jessie gasped upon seeing this. Ekans faced started to turn blue due to getting the life choked out of it.
"Koffing, use Sludge attack!" cried James. Koffing spat sludge toward Arnold. Arnold then used Ekans as a shield and the sludge hit Ekans instead of Arnold.
"You idiot!" hissed Ekans.
"Sorry," said Koffing sheepishly. Arnold then forced Ekans' body to become completely straight. He then whacked Koffing with Ekans, like a baseball bat hitting a baseball. Koffing was sent crashing into James and the two toppled over. Arnold then threw Ekans into Jessie and they fell down too.
"Aaaargh! Dummies! Must I do everything myself!" cried Meowth. He charged at Arnold, intending to scratch him with his claws. But Arnold counteracted by punching Meowth in the gut. He let out a wheeze before Arnold threw him into his comrades. Arnold then walked up to Jessie & James and their Pokémon. He grabbed all five of them and began to scrunch them up. Once he was done scrunching them, all five were scrunched into a ball. Arnold then swung his leg back.
"Uh-oh!" cried Team Rocket. The white pit bull then kicked the scrunched Team Rocket, sending them flying into the air.
"Look's like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" cried Team Rocket. And they disappeared into the distance.
(End Music)
Arnold then resumed his search for Arnolda. A Legendary Pokémon did witness the fight between Arnold and Team Rocket. It was Moltres, who was native to Kanto. It was a large, avian Pokémon with golden plumage. It had a long, flowing head crest and a billowing tail, both made of reddish-orange and yellow flames. Additionally, its wings were also shrouded in fiery plumage. It had a long, thin neck, a pointed, brown beak, and small, triangular eyes. Its thin, brown legs had feet that had three forward-facing toes and one backward-facing toe. It had short talons. "I better report back to Lady Arceus," said Moltres. And it flew away to the Hall of Origin.
At Looney Tunes Land, Sylvester and Penelope Pussycat were searching through the alleyways of the city. Penelope noticed that Sylvester was feeling very guilty about something. "What's ze matter, Sylvester?" asked Penelope.
"I'm a terrible, terrible mentor. All throughout my years of being Furrball's mentor, all I did was put him down for his mistakes. But you, you don't do any of that. You encourage him to do better through kind words. I was too stupid and blind to see that your way of getting Furrball to do better was the better way. I should've seen that from the last argument we got into," said Sylvester.
A Month Ago . . .
One month before the ill fated trip to the Acme Acres Stadium, which led to the attempted kidnapping of the students, Furrball failed to catch Sweetie, Lil' Sneezer and Lightning once again. And Sylvester was harshly scolding the blue cat. "How could you have failed to catch those three after I drilled all those lessons into your head!" said Sylvester. Tears started to form in Furrball's eyes due to Sylvester's hurtful words. "You've done worse than my attempts to catch Tweety and Speedy! Furrball, you're nothing but a failu . . . ," said Sylvester. But he was interrupted when Penelope scratched him in the face. "Ow!" said Sylvester.
"Stop eet! That's enough!" said Penelope.
"What did you do that for?!" asked Sylvester.
"For being too harsh on Furrball, zat's why! Ever since I signed up as a teacher for Acme Looniversity, I noticed zat all you've ever done ees criticize Furrball for hees mistakes and failures. Mistakes and failures zat are yours too! Most of ze other students get along with zeir mentors. But you, I don't see any improvement on ze relationship between you too! Unlike you, I encourage heem to do better weeth words of kindness and love!" said Penelope.
"So what's your point?!" asked Sylvester.
"My point ees zat he needs a better mentor who can show heem kindness, not criticize heem all ze time!" said Penelope.
"And who would that be, you?!" asked Sylvester.
"Oui. You're not worthy of being Furrball's mentor anymore!" said Penelope. "Fine! Good luck with that! You'll probably won't do any better," said Sylvester.
Penelope gave Furrball a comforting hug.
"Penelope?" asked Furrball.
"Yes?" asked Penelope.
"You actually want to be my mentor?" asked Furrball.
"Oui. I pity you and want to see you succeed at life. I promise you, I'll be a better and kinder mentor than Sylvester," said Penelope. Furrball's tears of sadness turned into tears of joy.
"Thank you, Professor Penelope. Hearing that from you makes me very happy," said Furrball. Penelope then gave Furrball a kiss on the forehead. Over the course of the month, Penelope was good as her word of being a kind mentor to Furrball. He was succeeded at his classes a bit more. Seeing how Penelope was doing better, it made Sylvester jealous.
Present Time . . .
"I now regret saying all those harsh words to Furrball. And I never took them back. And now, I may never be able to cause I may never see him again," said Sylvester. He began to sob. Penelope began to give a comforting hug to Sylvester.
"Eet's okay. Eet's okay. We'll find heem and bring heem home. We'll bring zem all home," said Penelope. Just then, the two began to hear a racket. It was Daffy Duck, upsetting a bunch of trash cans trying to find Elmyra and Monty.
"Come out, you two cowards! I've got a reward to claim!" said Daffy. Sylvester and Penelope shook their heads.
"He's more focused on trying to get the reward than finding the students. No wonder people hate Daffy," said Penelope.
Very soon, all the Legendary and Mythical Pokémon met up with Arceus. "So, what have you learned about our other dimensional visitors?" asked Arceus.
"From what we observed, Lady Arceus, they call themselves toons," said Mew.
"Toons?" asked Arceus.
"Apparently, from what we heard or read their minds, toons are a race of humans and animals who are stars of crazy cartoons," said Cresselia.
"Some of these young ones are students of a school called Acme Looniversity, where their teachers are the stars of a series of cartoons called Looney Tunes," said Mespirit.
"So they're being taught how to be future stars in future cartoons. Apparently, in their world, cartoons are filmed instead of drawn," said Latias.
"They can do stuff like defy physics and survive things that can kill normal people. Like for example, if somebody gets crushed by a boulder, he or she survives but they're flat as a pancake until somebody blows air back into the squashed person," said Regirock.
"So I hear," said Arceus.
"Some of the humans or our world might mistaken them for Pokémon as I saw this blue bunny got mistaken for one," said Marshadow.
"Are some of them dangerous?" asked Arceus.
"One set of other toons are from a school called Perfecto Prep. Apparently, they cheat at everything sport related. And from what I observed, they're planning to jump on the Pokémon battle band wagon for glory. I spotted them near a Pokémon school and they're planning something bad," said Darkrai.
"I suggest you keep an eye on them, but stay in the shadows," said Arceus.
"Staying in the shadows is what I do best," said Darkrai. And he left the council chamber by sinking into the darkness.
"There's a gluttonous purple toon who can spin like a tornado and will eat anything he can sink his teeth on. However, he's very stupid. He tried to eat a Voltorb, but it used Explosion to make him barf him out. The toon survived though," said Raikou.
"That one could prove to be a problem," said Arceus.
"Not as problematic as a human toon I observed," said Cresselia.
"How so?" asked Arceus.
"She's a pet obsessive teenage human girl with the brain of a three year old. From what I understand, she's unintentionally abused her pets and some have died. She also can't tell the difference between certain species. She tried to force this toon girl skunk to be her pet. But a Pikachu came to her rescue and forced off a cliff and into a river. So now, the skunkette is head over heels for him," said Cresselia.
"Aaaawwwww. That's so romantic," said Celebi.
"It would be if it weren't for the fact that she's forceful with her wooing. As in, she wants to hug and kiss him for others. She even likes to breast smother him, almost to the point of suffocating him," said Cresselia.
"A lot of these toons need to go back to the lab to have their bolts tightened," said Zapdos.
"One of the human toons has been found by your chosen one, Arceus," said Latias.
"You mean Ash Ketchum?" asked Arceus.
"Yes. She's worried about the others and wants to become a Pokémon Trainer so she can go out into Kanto and find them all," said Latias.
"Very well. We'll let the chosen one and that toon girl who's staying with him round them up," said Arceus.
"Lady Arceus, with your permission, I'd like to accompany this blue toon cat I was observing named Furrball in order to keep him safe," said Mew.
"Why would you want to do that?" asked Arceus, raising an eyebrow.
"I've read his mind and he's been through bleep. In the dimension he comes from, cats are heavily persecuted all because of their roles as villains in the cartoons. Most of his peers don't give him any respect. And you how Cresselia told you about this animal obsessive girl? She's his owner. And now, like the rest of his fellow classmates, he's lost and alone in a world he's unfamiliar with. The poor dear is probably scared. I want to see to it that he gets home safely. Not only that, I think he's a cute boy," said Mew. Arceus thought for a moment, with Mew waiting anxiously. She let out a sigh.
"Okay. You have my permission to accompany this Furrball. But . . . you must use your Transform ability to disguise yourself. You don't want to draw attention from any villains who are trying to use us for their own evil ends. Especially the likes of Team Rocket," said Arceus.
"Okay. Thanks," said Mew. Her body then began to glow pink as she began to transform into a disguised form. When the glowing stopped, Mew changed in appearance. She now resembled a toon girl cat with the same light pink fur and blue eyes like her true form. She somewhat resembled Penelope Pussycat, but without the whiskers, different fur color and a thinner, longer tail. For attire, Mew's disguised form wore a school girl's outfit that consisted of a white shirt, a pink vest, a hot pink bow, a dark pink short skirt, white socks and black Mary Jane shoes. Mew's toon cat form also was a bit on the busty side.
"How do I look?" asked Mew.
"Perfect. You look just like one of the toons," said Arceus.
"Thanks. I know Furrball will find me attractive, especially with these girls," said Mew. She giggled as she jiggled her breasts.
"Cute disguise, but that's nothing compared to mine," said Latias. She transformed into her voluptous maid disguise again. Compared to Mew, Latias' breasts were bigger than Mew's.
"Show off," grumbled Mew.
"Girls, girls. When it comes to sexy forms, I got both of you beat," said Arceus. Arceus then transformed into a more anthro form, complete with hyper sized breasts and a huge delectable butt. She then playfully stuck out her tongue. Mew and Latias just frowned, seeing Arceus was right about outdoing them in sexiness.
"Even though I'm disguised, can I still use my psychic powers? I mean, Latios told me one of the toons is a psychic herself," said Mew.
"Okay. But try to put too much power into them or people will suspect," said Arceus.
"Okay," said Mew.
(Insert "Prayer" from Pokémon)
All of the Acme Looniversity students' parents were worried about their children. But none were more worried than Fifi and Mary's parents. The two sets of parents were at a cafe, conversing. Mary's parents were African American, like their daughter. Fifi's mother had purple fur like her daughter, while her father had black fur. "It's awful. To think that former student would go to such lengths to make some of our children her pets," said Mr. Melody. Fifi's mother was crying her eyes out.
"I'm so worried about Fifi. Eet's bad enough zat I'm trying to correct her behavior due to Mr. Le Pew's bad influence. But now, she and her friends have disappeared. Elmyra's always been obsessed with trying to capture ma daughter out of all ze animals. And now, I may never see ma daughter again. Le sob! Le really big sob!" said Mrs. La Fume.
"But since Mary isn't an animal, I'm worried about what Elmyra, Monty and the pit bulls will do to her since she's a witness to their crime," said Mrs. Melody.
"Zey've gone too far zis time. Zey must be brought to justice," said Mr. La Fume.
"The Looney Tunes are doing everything to find and bring our children home," said Mr. Melody.
"I just hope zey aren't too late," said Mrs. La Fume.
(End Music)
The next day, at the Pokémon dimension, Fifi was searching for Pikachu again. Her lips had went back to normal. She was fuming since Pikachu ruined her dress last night. "When I find Pikachu, he's gonna owe moi a new dress, big time," grumbled Fifi. Not too far away from where Fifi was, a Growlithe, the pre-evolved form of Arcanine was minding its own business. Growlithe was a quadrupedal canine Pokémon. Like its evolve form, Arcanine, it had orange fur with black stripes along its back and legs. The fur on its muzzle, chest, belly, and tail were beige, as had an additional tuft of fur on top of its head. Growlithe's coat was noticeably longer on its chest and tail. It had gray eyes, a black nose, and large, round and triangular ears with beige interiors. Its forepaws had two visible claws, while its hind paws have three toes each. Each paw had a brown pad. This one was male. Suddenly, without warning, a speeding truck was coming its way. The Growlithe yelped and managed to evade it. The truck swerved to avoid hitting the Growlithe. As it skidded, two buckets of paint fell out of the back of the truck. The first can spilled black paint all over the Growlithe's fur. A few seconds after that, the other can spilled white paint, forming a perfect stripe on its back.
"Ugh! Yuck!" groaned the Growlithe. It began to look for someplace to get its fur cleaned. As the Growlithe was wandering, Fifi spotted him from a distance. To her, the Growlithe looked like a skunk. Fifi's eyes turned into pink hearts at the sight of him.
"Ooh la la! Mon petite skunk hunk!" cried Fifi. Her tongue began to pant lustfully. "I've got to make heem my boyfriend!" cried Fifi. She then dashed toward the painted Growlithe. Once she got close enough, Fifi scooped the Growlithe into her arms and began to hug him, breast smothering him in the process. "Bonjour, mon amore! I'm Fifi La Fume, your lover! You're ze skunk hunk of my dreams!" cried Fifi happily. She then began to kiss Growlithe silly, covering him in her lipstick. Growlithe was bewildered about what was going on. It then began to sniff the air. Once again, Fifi's love triggered smell had set off. But since Growlithe was a dog Pokémon, his nose was much more sensitive. He burst free of Fifi's grip and ran off, whimpering. "Le sigh. Why do ze cute ones always run away. Ah well. At least eet makes ze pursuit ov love more exciting," said Fifi. She began to hop on all fours once again. "I'm going to find you, my puppy of passion!" said Fifi.
Mew, in her disguised form teleported to Scissors Street. She began to look around for Furrball. "Where are you, cutie? I hope you haven't wandered too far," said Mew quietly. Suddenly, Mew heard the sound of an alarmed cat meow, followed by some angry dog barking. "Uh-oh. I better hurry," said Mew. And she went to find Furrball. It was indeed Furrball and he was in trouble. For he was being harassed by a pack of Dark & Fire-type Pokémon called Houndour, led by its evolution; a Houndoom. A Houndour was a quadrupedal, canine Pokémon with short, black fur and a red underbelly and muzzle. Its ears and tail were both short and pointed. Two fangs protruded from its upper jaw, and its triangular nose was black. There were white bands on its ankles and rib-like ridges on its back. Houndour appeared to have a simplistic, stylized skull on its forehead with the eye orbits creating eyebrow patterning above its actual eyes. It also had circular, red paw pads on each of its three-toed paws.
A Houndoom was a quadrupedal, canine Pokémon with black fur, a long orange snout, and an orange underbelly. It had small red eyes and a black nose. Around its neck was a white band with a small skull-shaped pendant on its throat. There were two white bands on each of its ankles, as well as three rib-like ridges on its back. Houndoom had a long, skinny tail with a triangular tip and three clawed toes on each paw. Atop its head was a pair of long, curved gray horns. These horns were smaller on the female than the male. This one was male. Unlike its pre-evolution, it did not have discernable ears. The dog Pokémon tried to flame him, but Furrball kept dodging them. Unfortunately, Furrball ran into a dead end. He was trapped.
But before the Houndour and the Houndoom leader could attack, they heard a voice behind them. "Hey you!" said the voice. The dog pack turned around and saw the disguised Mew. "Leave him alone, you mongrels!" said Mew. Hearing that insult made the Houndoom and its pack made. They fired their Flamethrower attacks at Mew. Using her psychic powers, she created a pink, psychic barrier bubble that protected her from the flames. The next thing that Mew did was unexpected. She then began to blow a pink, bubblegum bubble, and a big one too. The pink cat then used a psychic shove to hurl it at the Houndoom and its Houndour companions. When the bubble impacted with the Dark & Fire dogs, there was a loud POP! The Houndour and Houndoom were covered in sticky gum. And they were glued to the ground by their feet too. They whimpered as they struggled to break free. But unfortunately for them, the more they struggled, the more stuck they became. "Your sticky situation should teach you some manners," said Mew. She let out a cute, girly giggle. She then went up to Furrball, grabbed his hand and dragged out of the alleyway. When they got far away from the vicious dogs, Furrball got a good look at Mew's disguised form. She looked very pretty in his eyes as indicated by his blushing. "Are you okay?" asked Mew.
"I'm fine. They didn't burn me. But why in the world can those dogs even breathe fire in the first place?! What kind of crazy world have I ended up in?" asked Furrball.
"You're in the world of the amazing creatures called Pokémon. Right now, your at Scissors Street int he Kanto Region," said Mew. She explained to Furrball everything about Pokémon and what humans do with Pokémon.
"So, what is your name?" asked Furrball.
"Oh, how rude of me. My name is Megan and I'm a psychic," said Mew.
"I'm Furrball," said Furrball.
"So, where did you come from, darling?" asked Megan.
"I come from a dimension that is home to my mentors, the Looney Tunes from the Looney Tunes cartoons. I along with my classmates go to a school they started called Acme Looniversity where we are taught how to be funny in showbiz and become the new generation of toons. Most of the students are very happy to be the mentors of the famous stars. Although, my life is miserable," said Furrball.
"Why's that?" asked Megan.
"I'm mistreated just because I'm a cat. A lot of times in cartoons made by Warner Bros. and certain ones made by other studios, cats are cast as the villains, antagonizing mice or birds. In a lot of those cartoons, the pain we go receive for villainous acts is funny to most of the audience. They laugh at our pain. And most of the students think I'll become like them when I grow up. But I don't want to be an antagonist in a cartoon. I want to be a protagonist. And a lot of times, my mentor, Sylvester criticizes me for my failures. So, I decided to change mentors and become Penelope Pussycat's student instead. But the worst part of my life is that I have to life with an idiotic owner named Elmyra Duff, who is a teenage girl with the mind of a three year old. She treats her pets as if they were toys and is unaware of the abuse she inflicts on us. And now, she and her crush, Montana Max tried to do a stunt to capture my friends and make them her pets too. But during the struggle, we ended up in a weird portal and a white lion pushed us into the portal that led to here. And then, the vehicles exploded and we're scattered throughout whatever this place. I can't stand my treatment or this cat segregation," said Furrball.
"And that cat segregation is exactly why I left your dimension," said Megan.
"You lived in Acme Acres? I don't remember ever seeing you in the city," said Furrball.
"That's because I left before you came to Acme Looniversity. I was experimenting with my psychic powers and found that I accidentally teleported myself her. I was panicked at first. But when I learned that cats are treated better due to them being Pokémon, I decided to stay here and learn about this world. It's amazing. If you stick with me, I can help you get around this place. You'll never be able unless you do," said Megan. Furrball began to cry tears of joy.
"Thank you. Anything is better than being with Elmyra," said Furrball.
"Your welcome," said Megan.
"This white lion I mentioned, is it a Pokémon?" asked Furrball.
"Yes. But it's a very, very rare Pokémon. A Legendary Pokémon to be precise. Legendary and Mythical Pokémon are so powerful, they're on the level of gods. And because they're rarely seen by humans, some think they're just myths and don't exist at all," said Megan.
"In other words, my schoolmates and I could be stuck here for a while?" asked Furrball.
"Unfortunately, that may be the case. But I'll there to protect you from your tormentors. And Furrball," said Megan.
"Yes?" asked Furrball.
"I think you're cute," said Megan. Suddenly, Megan delivered a quick kiss on his cheek. Furrball's cheeks blushed pink due to the kiss.
"Aaaaawww, shucks," said Furrball. Megan giggled at Furrball's reaction.
Buster panted as he sat in the underground tunnels he dug. "Man. Everywhere I go, there are people who think I'm something called a Pokémon and want to capture me. This world is crazy. Next time I see Monty and Elmyra, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind!" said Buster.
(Insert "Can-Can, Super Mario Land Style")
Fifi chased the Growlithe that got painted like a skunk all over Route 5. It seemed no matter where the Growlithe hid, the purple skunkette would find him, wanting to hug, kiss and breast smother him. He hid under rocks, in bushes, in trees, but it was no good. The poor Fire-type Pokémon couldn't get away from the kiss hungry girl. The Growlithe was able to wipe off the kiss marks from his face, but not the paint unfortunately.
(End Music)
The Growlithe panted, trying to catch his breath after his latest getaway. But suddenly, he got ensnared by Fifi's large, fluffy tail. "Found vous again, mon amore," said Fifi sweetly. She then began to lipstick kiss him yet again. And her smell was going off. The Growlithe couldn't take it any longer. He let off an Ember attack, firing a small flame. But it proved to be bad mistake. For Fifi's skunk smell was flammable. So when the flames mixed with the skunk gas, KA-BOOM! There was an explosion. Both Fifi and Growlithe screamed as they got caught in the explosion. When the smoke cleared up, Fifi was all sooty. The Growlithe shook his fur. He saw that a lot of the black and white paint was coming off of him. "Sacrebleu! What was weeth zat explosion?!" asked Fifi. Fifi then saw what the Growlithe really looked like. "Le gasp! You're not a skunk!" cried Fifi.
"Oh, now you figured it out, you bimbo," said Growlithe.
"Bimbo?!" asked Fifi. Just then, Fifi heard some angry growling. She turned around and saw it belonged to a female Arcanine, which was accompanied by some other Growlithes. It didn't take long for Fifi to realize that she was actually chasing one of her puppies. Fifi began to slowly back away. "Nice doggie. Nice doggie," said Fifi. She let out a nervous chuckle. The Arcanine then fired a Flamethrower attack at Fifi. Fifi screamed as she dodged the attack. She ran as the Arcanine chased after her, firing flames from its mouth. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" cried Fifi as she ran while dodging the flames. She managed to outrun the Arcanine and she stopped pursing Fifi. She went back to where her Growlithe puppies were. She then licked the one that Fifi was chasing earlier. Fifi ran until she got to a city called Cerulean City. Her clothes as well as parts of her had burns on them. "Le ouch," said Fifi, feeling the pain from her burns.
"Oh my," said a voice. Fifi turned and saw the voice belonged a teenage girl, who was accompanied by two more. The first girl had long, blond hair, green eyes and a mole on her right cheek. She wore a pink, long-sleeved jacket, a dark blue shirt with an orange bow, a beige skirt, blue high heels and a pink flower in her hair. The second girl had long, indigo blue hair and brown eyes. She wore a red dress, a light orange, long-sleeved jacket, pale yellow high heels and red pearls in her hair. The third girl had short, pink hair and blue eyes. She wore a green shirt with an orange collar, a purple skirt, white socks and brown shoes with black soles. Unlike the other two girls, she didn't wear any accessories in her hair. "Like, are you all right?" asked the blond girl.
"I don't know," said Fifi.
"It looks like you got attacked by a Fire Pokémon," said the pinkette.
"We got to get you to a doctor right away," said the bluenette.
The three girls took Fifi to the Cerulean City Hospital to get her burns treated. The doctor also had to fix some discolorations in her hair. Fifi gritted her teeth as she felt the doctor apply ointment on one of her burns. "Le ow," said Fifi.
"Hold still, miss. I know it stings, but it's the only proper way to treat your burns," said the doctor.
"What is your name?" asked the bluenette.
"Fifi. Fifi La Fume," said Fifi.
"That's actually a pretty name. My name is Daisy," said the blond girl.
"I'm Violet," said the bluenette.
"And you can call me Lily," said the pinkette.
"And together, we are the famous Sensational Sisters of Cerulean City," said Daisy.
"So, where did you come from and how did you get those burns, Mrs. La Fume?" asked the doctor.
"Well . . . I come from a land where zere are no Pokémon," said Fifi.
"A land with no Pokémon?" asked Violet.
"That's so messed up," said Lily.
"My friends and I go to a school called Acme Looniversity," said Fifi.
"What kind of a school is Acme Looniversity?" asked Violet.
"It's a school where students are taught by ze famous stars of Looney Tunes about how to be in show business like zem. We were going to go on a field trip to participate in a big competition against our rival, Perfecto Prep. But somebody tried to kidnap us all and we ended up here. Where am I anyway?" asked Fifi.
"Cerulean City is the Kanto Region," said Lily.
"But anyway, I'm trying to find my true love. And I come across what I theenk ees a cute boy skunk. But as I later find out, he's actually a fire breathing puppy. And I unfortunately angered hees mother and she chased moi and gave moi some burns," said Fifi.
"How did you approach the Growlithe when you though he was a skunk?" asked Daisy.
"Well, whenever I see a cute boy, I go up to heem and start hugging and keesseeng heem. And ever since I developed my breasts, I also like to breast smother zem too," said Fifi. Daisy & her sisters and the doctor shook their heads upon hearing this.
"Young lady, that is no way to get yourself a boyfriend," said the doctor.
"Who in the world taught you that way of trying to woo a boy?" asked Violet.
"Eet was my mentor, Pepé Le Pew. He's a French skunk like moi," said Fifi.
"Then you two are asking for trouble," said Daisy.
"Le what?" asked Fifi.
"That behavior will get thrown in jail for harassment. I don't know how the law works in your land, but here in Kanto, aggressively wooing someone the way you described is intolerable behavior," said Lily. Fifi frowned upon hearing this.
"But ze reason why Pepé's cartoons were made like zat, because zey were funny to ze audience," said Fifi.
"It may look funny in the cartoons, but this is the real world. If you hope to find your true love, you got to find yourself a better expert. Cause from the sounds of things, your mentor is amateur wannabe cassanova, just like the Pewter City Gym Leader," said the doctor.
"That guy tries to flirt with every pretty girl his age or older that he sees and fails miserably," said Daisy.
After getting her wounds treated, Fifi was discharged from the hospital. She couldn't get the words of the sisters and the doctor out of her mind. And she thought back to all the other times she tried to woo a boy, but failed. "What eef zose sisters and ze doctor are right? What eef I am being taught love ze wrong way?" asked Fifi. But then, she shook her head. "No. I can't let zeir words deter moi. Pepé's teachings will work! I'll prove zat I can get a boyfriend weeth ma usual methods!" said Fifi. And she went to find herself a potential boyfriend. Cresselia was watching Fifi once again. She shook her head sadly.
"You poor child. I already foreseen the events you will partake in. And your desire to prove your mentor's ways will work will lead you to nowhere. Especially when you get a reality check when you meet . . . her," said Cresselia. Cresselia hoped that when those events came to be, Fifi wouldn't be too heartbroken.
Pepé Le Pew searched the Acme Acres Junkyard, which was where Fifi used to live at before her parents came to the city. Fifi used to live an abandoned pink Cadillac car. But after Elmyra learned where she lived, she had to stay with Pepé until her parents came and helped her move into a real house. "Zey're not here een ze junkyard either. Elmyra, why couldn't just get over Fifi and stop trying to kidnap her?" asked Pepé. Just then, he began to hear a commotion.
"Alright, Monty and Elmyra! Come out of your hiding places and surrender or I'll have to dump all the scrap metal into the melting pit until you come out!" said Daffy. He began to operate a magnet crane to magnetize various scrap metal and dump them, one by one into a melting pit.
"Sacrebleu. Does zat duck care about anything but money? He's not even worried about his own protégé. Now zat's just cold," said Pepé.
Meanwhile, a girl who was roughly twelve years old was fishing. She had green eyes and orange hair with a small side ponytail. She wore a yellow crop top and jean shorts held up with red suspenders. Her entire midriff was revealed here. She wore red and white sneakers with it, and also carried a red drawstring backpack with it. Next to her was her bicycle. She then felt a tug on her line. "I got a bite!" said the girl. She then yanked her fishing line and pulled out what was caught. It was Elmyra's wig. "Oh, it's just somebody's wig," muttered the girl. Then, Elmyra emerged from the water, all wet, burned and mad.
"Hey, that's my wig!" said Elmyra. She then snatched the wig and wrung it out like a wet towel or sponge. She put the wig back on and walked away, grumbling. "Stupid mousy wousy. He ruined my attempt to make purple kitty my pet," sulked Elmyra.
"What's her problem?" asked the other girl. The Legendary Pokémon sent to keep tabs on Elmyra was Articuno. Articuno was a large avian Pokémon with predominantly sky blue plumage and wings said to be made of ice. On its forehead was a crest that consisted of three, darker blue rhombus-shaped feathers. It had circular red eyes, a short gray beak, and long, thin gray legs. Each foot had three forward-facing toes and one that faced backward. On its chest was a mass of pale blue, downy feathers. Its long, streamer-like tail was longer than its body and the same shade of blue as its crest.
"That girl needs to have a major brain surgery," said Articuno.
(Insert "Team Rocket's Humiliation" from Pokémon)
Far from where the girl that fished Elmyra out of the river, Jessie, James and Meowth were licking their wounds after getting clobbered by Arnold. "Well, that was just embarrassing," grumbled James. "
Being pummeled by that dog. We never failed to catch a rare Pokémon," complained Jessie.
"I hope this doesn't become a regular thing," groaned Meowth.
(End Music)
To Be Continued . . .
(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")
Gag Credits: Skunks and Fire-type Pokémon are not good combo.
Fifi: "Au revoir mon petite potato de couch!"
Sneak Peek
On the next episode of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto", the day that Ash and Mary leave on their journey to become Pokémon Masters and find the missing toons has finally come. Unfortunately, they wake up late and the only Pokémon left is a Bulbasaur. Who will get Bulbasaur? And whoever didn't get it, what will he or she get instead? Find out, in "Pokémon, I Choose You" on "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto!
Now we know how Pikachu ended in possession of Professor Oak for this story. Montana Max now wants to get in on the Pokémon Trainer band wagon for glory. Jessie, James and Meowth make an early appearance trying to capture Arnold, only to fail miserably. And Meowth's quote at the end of the episode, he's only tempting fate since getting humiliating defeats will become a regular thing once they cross paths with Ash and the toons. We also learn about how Elmyra was expelled from Acme Looniversity and how Furrball became Penelope's student. Throughout the story, one of Fifi's frustrations is how people say that Pepé's teachings are wrong. But she stubborn doesn't want to let them discourage her. The person that Cresselia has forsaw that Fifi will meet, you'll see who she's talking about. But you'll have to wait several episodes. As you read, Daffy cares more about claiming the reward on Monty and Elmyra's head instead of finding his own protégé. The other toons who weren't seen in this episode, you'll see them in later episodes. Next time, will be an adaptation of the first Pokémon episode. And that's when the story really starts to take off.