Kronii: What time is it?
Kiara: While there is not much of a details in this story.
You can separated into two different set of times.
The actual events happened not long after ' Suisei vs HoloX' arc proving by the return of couple of minor characters you will soon see.
While Calli's story is happening very long time ago. Possibly at least 2000 years before our present day.
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Tokyo : Japan
Mori Calliope
" When I was a young girl. My father brought me to the city, to see Hololive's concert.
He asked shark when, you grown up, would you be. A shrimping or whalers, an IDOL or COMEDIAN?"
Gawr Gura is singing with Louisiana accents while playing her banjo along. Making a mob of drunkard cheering as they are throwing moneys at her.
" Dude, stop making those noise pollution. Or they will throwing us out of this club for sure." Mori Calliope finally sighed after sipping her bourbon
for a dozen of times.
" When I was a young shark. My father took me to the asylum.
To see an Idol meeting.
He said girl's when, you grows up. Would you be, a CHAD or DEGENERATE? A SIMPIN' or HALU?"
Gura suddenly rising her voices and, to Calli's disgusted, dozens of people actually singing along with her, shaking their head as Gura's emo vibes start
getting into their blood.
" Fine! Just don't attracted too much attention, or else our target will noticed us!" Reaper sighed again, seeing that her friend is becoming a center of
attention for everyone in the room, except from one pink hair coyote girl in white lab coat who is discussing something with a tough-looking guy
who is being surrounded by dozen of other tough guys too. He is very silence, only saying when the girl has blabbering for too long.
"… See? Asakoyo can be substances of almost everything. Bomb, drugs, or even a toilet cleaner. If you buys it now, the price will be very reasonably.
For both of us!" The pink coyote still advertising the drug inside her case nonstop, trying to make these gang members buying it.
" We already have Asacoco." The leader said dismissively, while his man has lit the cigar in is mouth with golden lighter.
" That is the point! You could created Asacoco with my Asakoyo. It will reduced the cost so much that you guys could become a rich in no time!
I dare assumed that whoever that selling Asacoco for you guys must charging a very high price for it.
Don't you want to controlled the drug market in this city? No need for long-import drugs that will being bought like gold and selling out dirt cheap again.
You can be the one who controls the price!" Coyote girl concludes.
" I must says that you got me interested, Koyori." The gang leader said, killing his cigar in the ashtray.
" But we works as a family here and family business cannot decide by one person. So, can you give us a sample? This is deposit, to shows our sincerity."
Two man in grey suit walking out of the crowd and opening documents case on the glass table, showing piles of cashes inside it.
" Wow! … I mean, of course!" Koyori handing her case which has six bottles of Asakoyo inside toward the gang members, whose quickly check the contents
inside.
" If it is half as good as how you told us. We will contact you again." The leader said, lighting another one of his Italian cigar.
" Yes, yes. Now, can I check the money?" Koyori's hands start shaking at this point.
" Sure!" The man said, sliding half open document case for Koyori to observe amount of money more than she ever seen in her life, let alone touching it.
Before coyote girl's fingernails could touch the case however, it is suddenly close as someone is pushing their hands on top of it.
" What…?" Koyori stuttered, looking up and seeing pink hair woman in black jacket and red trousers standing next to her.
The black cap on her head seemed to gleaming by the disco light above their heads.
" Come on! Don't act like you guys are new to this, selling interstellar drugs in human society without authority from Akukin construction is against the
federal laws. Now show me where you hands-"
Calliope's speeches suddenly being interrupted as the band leader suddenly pulling Makarov pistol out of his coat pocket and shooting Calli's chest,
stunning reaper for a moment while people around them screaming and running away by the sound of gun blasts.
" Calm down! Everything is under control!" The leader yelled at his underlings whose pulling gun out panicky while Calli is slowly kneeling down
and clutching her wound.
" You said that there is no police here!" Koyori shouted accusingly at the leader who yelled back.
" She is no police! Now let's get out of here before-"
both of them stop their quarrel as they saw Calliope slowly getting up behind them, showing one bullet in her palm.
" You put a hole on my best jacket." Reaper muttered.
" What?" The leader asked, looking at this strange woman in disbelief.
" I. Said. You shot my GODDAMN jacket!" Calliope kicking the the leader in his face, knocking him down in one strike.
Three of his henchman quickly turning their pistol towards Calli, who quickly lowered herself.
" Goob! Got them!"
Gura who is standing on the counter, throwing her banjo at full force, knocking three man down like a bowling strike before she will quickly jumping to join
her friend's fight.
Koyori quickly grabbing the money case and running away as some more guards picking up their gun up and start shooting at Calli and Gura,
forcing shark girl to stretch her hoodie and using it like a shield.
( Gura's naked skin, no muscle included. Can tolerate anything under 7.62×51mm NATO { Comparable with Civilian .308 Winchester} shot,
but shark hoodie used to help Gura survived being hit in the chest at point blank range with 155 mm artillery gun.
Though it still sends her flying more than 50 meters away. After knowing this, you might understand why she keep wearing that stupid hoodie all the time.)
while her friend is disappearing in the dark bar, using reaper ability to travel among shadows of many objects inside the building and then punching those
guards with her full forces, knocking them down one by one.
" Gura! Get the woman over there!" Calli commanded, kicking one man down and then throwing wine bottle at another person's face before pointing at
runaway Koyori.
" Gotcha!" Gura yelled, sweeping kick to knock one man down as she is jumping from one table to another with incredible speed, picks up one steak knife
from the plate and throwing it at Koyori who is running at the other side of the room, almost reaching the exit.
" Ouch!" Koyori cried as the blade is hitting her buttock, making coyote girl stumbled down while the document case open,
blowing her money all over the place.
The gang leader gets up again and shooting his pistol, Calliope kicking one table down as she is using it as a shield, but the man seems to having another
idea. He yelling for his underlings to start gathering around Calliope, dozens of man have wakizachi blades in their hands,
ready to cutting the enemy into pieces.
" Hey, Gura! There are sh*t tons of them over here. Gura?" Calliope voices lost as the man are roared and running at her, their blades raising high.
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" Get outta here!" One guard shoves Koyori away as she is trying to collect her fallen money in the middle of running and dancing crowds.
Six of them running straight toward the approaching Gura, their brass knuckles and batons gleaming by the dancing light as these guards are trying their best
to not looking afraid in front of the little girl with sharp teeth and red glowing eyes.
Gura drop kicking two of them away and knocking them out immediately, the rest of the man followed and try to attacks in group but they aren't anymore
useful than the first two. The guards being kicks, punches and headbutting down without much of an effort from Gura sides.
One man swinging his baton at Gura, who bites in in half and picking the broken item to whipping its owner ass until he is running away.
Another one punching Gura with his brass knuckles, but she simply dodged, lifting him up with both hands and throwing the poor man toward on dining table,
making it collapsed and sends drunk customers scattering away in panic.
The last man pulling his butterfly knife and stabbing at Gura at her back, but the blade couldn't piercing through thick hoodie, so shark girl just turns back
and snapping his arm before repeatedly headbutting him, knocking the man out.
Behind her, the men are flying around as they were being knock by Calliope's fist and feet. Her jacket sleeves is being cut into a stripes as she is using her
arms to block the slashing blade, but reaper is still refused to using her scythe or picked up some blade from the surrounding enemies.
Killing when you are a reaper require a lot of document works and she didn't want to start one anytime soon.
Calliope finally saw what she is looking for. It is a baseball bat that being show inside the glass showcase.
Looks like the bar owner used to be some kind of a baseball player in his younger time, which Calli really appreciated right now.
Mori moving through many man with her shadow travel abilities, breaking the glass with bare hands before turning back and swinging the bat,
breaking one gangster's leg before she will continue to knock another one down with a swift movement.
" Got her!" The leader yelled, shooting his pistol at Calliope, who blocking the bullet with her bat.
" Very well." Reaper licking her lips before charging at the man in her full speed, rising the bat above her head…
…
Gura finally saw Koyori sitting on all four at the dancing floors, trying her best to collect the scattered money but successfully regained only 2/3 of them back.
Coyote girl looking at shark girl face in silence for a moment, before the flash of recognition will blasting all over her face.
" You stabbed my booty!" Koyori yelled, pulling the dripping blade out of her wounds butt for Gura to see.
" Welp, I am sorry." Shark girl gulped. " You stabbed my fine f**king shaped booty!" Koyori suddenly shriek in front of her face, making Gura winced.
Shark girl remembered why she is here again and punching Koyori's face two times, but pink coyote dodging the blows easily and using her longer arm to
holding Gura's forehead in her palm. While shark girl shorter limbs are unable to touched her at all.
" More importantly, You make me lost my fookin money!" Koyori swinging the document case with her left arm, knocking Gura down with one hit.
Shark girl struggling to get up but the pink coyote is already looming over her.
Koyori axe kicking to knocking Gura down with her heel and then dragging shark girl by her tail, pulling her back toward the bar area instead of getting out
as she has intents.
Gura sinking her claws into the concrete floor, but the slippery ground make it is impossible for her to regained the balanced that easily.
So, shark girl changing her tactic and rolling toward Koyori with her bare teeth, trying to get close enough for coyote long limbs to not being so much of an
advantage.
But Koyori simply throwing Gura's tail and flipping her in the air like a wheel, while shark girl is still spinning.
Coyote girl holding her document case and then swinging it with both hands. Hitting Gura's face hard enough to make a shark girl shaped printing on the
aluminum case.
Koyori picking Gura up by her neck before throwing her at the wooden counter, shattered parts of it.
Shark girl stumbles up fast enough to facing Koyori on her foot again.
Coyote girl dropping her damaged case and running toward Gura who is running at her too, both girls quickly punching at each other like a stormy winds.
Koyori using her long arms as an advantage again, blocking Gura punches and kicks before slamming her elbows at Gura's face,
stunning her long enough for Koyori to delivered a reverse roundhouse kicks that sends Gura flying for over five meters,
crashing into the line of alcohols behind the bar and breaking almost every bottles in the progress.
" That's for messing with my business!" Koyori brushing dust off her hands before she will start walking away and stopped,
as she heard a sound of remaining bottles breaking at the same time.
" Why do I heard boss music?" Koyori turns back toward Gura as she is getting up again, the liquors start swirling and mixing like a waterspout behind her.
" Oh, right. I kinda forget. That booze contain water too!" Gura smiled, commanding a pillar of mixing cocktails to hitting Koyori like a firefighter water
spraying, sending coyote girl to flying across the room for almost 30 meters away and hit the wall, being knock out at last.
" Achoo! I am bad with alcohol." Koyori sneezed as she is hugging money case, trying to get up but failed.
Gura bare her teeth at coyote girl as she is getting closer… and then falls down as she is stepping on the slippery floor, making Koyori gaped at her for a
moment before finally makes up her minds and running away.
"Stop!" Gura yelled to hide her embarrassment, jumping on all four to reaching Koyori as she is open the exit door.
Both girl slamming into each other and falls down on to the stair, coyote and shark rolling on the stair for quite a long time,
until they finally separated from each other at the footpath next to the bar area.
" I am innocent!" Koyori protested after knowing that she couldn't running away from persuit shark girl, still refused to let the money go.
" Ma'am, you are under arrest by breaking the code against interstellar contract, please get up and take A-"
Gura suddenly disappeared as a car that driving with 40 km/h speed suddenly hit her and sending shark girl flying and crashes against the wall,
knocking her out for a while.
" Get in!" Kazama Iroha yelled at stunning Hakui Koyori, snapped coyote girl back to the reality before she will quickly jumping inside the vehicles,
which immediately driving away.
" You got the money?" Iroha asked after they have been driving off for a while.
" Who do you think I am! There's no ways I will leave money behinds!" Koyori yelled, slapping her damaged case loudly.
Both woman start giggling like crazies as they were driving into the main road, out of their tracker's sight.
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Gura slowly crawling her way up somehow, one slave-salaryman who just got out of the bar to vomit cheap beer from his stomach looking at the girl who just
being hit by a car in disbelief.
" Daijobuka?" The man asked.
" Ouch! ouch! Oh, hi mister! Don't worry. I am daijobun't." Gura groaned, clutching her own back as she is staggering her way back inside the bar
"Calli, I am back! Ouch! My back… My back!"
…
Calliope thrusts the bat like it was a spear, knocking the gangster down while she is kicking other twos unconscious.
The leader shooting his pistol again, but Mori swinging her baseball bat at his hand, knocking the gun out of his grip as she is swinging her bat again…
but stop midair and giving the man an uppercut that sends him flying instead.
" That for ruining my jacket!" Reaper snarled, kicking one chair up and sitting on it again as Gura is finally returning.
" Got them?" Calli asked, looking at the broken glass of sake next to her feet and frowned.
" They got me… And taking money away." Shark girl groaned.
" Welp, at least we can stop the drug delivery. Give me one of your high quality champagne, lad!" Calliope picking the Asakoyo filled case up and kicking the
counter, telling the bartender who is hiding behind it to start doing their job again.
The cold bottle of Dom Perignon is being served at last, making Calliope chuckled, maybe life aren't full of miserable and mistakes after all.
" To our job." Calliope said, pouring one Dom Perignon for herself another one for her friend.
" Will simpin' on. Will shrimping on. And thought my bank account has been shut. Selling one kidney will help me simping oooon!"
But Gura seems to already back inside her music world. Shark girl picked one broken banjo up and start playing it inside the empty, broken bar.
Calliope snorted as she is gulping her alcohol down. Today is a good day, sometime one person couldn't wished anything more than a good drink with friends
after the long-working day.
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A Few Moments Later : Tokyo Police Station
" So, why are we being thrown inside the jails again?" Calliope asked drunkenly while Gura is desperately shaking the steel bar nonstop.
" Let's see." One police man open his notebook and read it out loud.
" Destroyed property. Injured 23 person. Stealing-"
" Hey, mister! They giving me that booze!" Calli protested.
" The bartender said otherwise. Anyways, you will get penalty for selling drugs to the minor too when I can proved that the girl next to you is underaged."
" Hey! I am 9000 years old, lad!" Gura yelled drunkenly.
" Shh! Gura! You aren't helping anybody here!" Calli warned her friend before looking at the officer.
" Those people we injured. They are selling illegal drugs and you guys know that!"
" Maybe." The man looks uncomfortable. " But it is not excused for you guys to start beat the sh*t out of them. Or we won't need police anymore."
" Well, sh*t!" Calliope lowering herself back inside the jails.
" Luckily for foreigners like you guys. We are currently having a collaboration with private security team called ' Ozora Police' I bet that they will bring you
guys back to your country within a day. Hopefully taking your visa out too." The man snorted at the idea before he will slowly leaving the room.
" Sure!" Calliope laid down, easing herself somehow after hearing Subaru's name. They can breaking out of police stations easily, but the last thing Calli and
Gura want is for authorities to goes full GTA on them. Subaru probably can get them out of this mess somehow, if she and Gura could wait for a night or two.
"Then I hope you are having a good time with roommates." The man said, reopening the door as if he has forget to tell them something.
" Wait, we aren't alone?" Gura voices has been shut by the sound of toilet flushing, both Calli and Gura slowly looking back as the closed toilet behind them
slowly open, revealing a shadow of something that looks like clown in full dressed.
" Sh*t! They throwing us in the same room as pennywise( IT 1990)!" Calliope shouts, running backward until her body is hitting the bar.
" Are you blind? It is obviously a killer clown from outer space(1988) !" Gura cries, start bending the steel bar a little with her super strength as the shadow
from the toilet is getting bigger.
The red, wet hand grabbing the wall, before the horror will revealing itself as… Amelia Watson in clown dressed and makeup.
" Dude, you almost make me sh*tting myself!" Calliope sighed, relaxing herself again as Gura has stopped her jail breaking too.
" You are watching too much movie!" Ame said, slowly sitting between them.
" But why are you here, Watson? I thought you went shopping while Kiara and Kobo is waiting in the hotel." Calliope frowned.
" That girl dressed like a clown and giving the drugs to a kid, hiding inside the balloon she gives them." The officer said, staring at Watson with death glare.
"" The f**k, dude!"" Calliope and Gura backing away from Amelia as soon as they heard the policeman clarification.
" I am inaccent! I mean, I just want to see if my Watson concoction can brought happiness to children's pure heart or not! Hey, listen to me!"
Amelia protested after Gura and Calliipe moving to the another side of the jails.
" If you are already knowing each other. Then I am gladly to leaving you three in the same jail then, enjoy the night!"
The policeman is going to leave, but Calliope has called out first.
" Wait, mister! I need to use my phone."
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' What do you mean, getting in jail!? Ame and Gura too? This is unacceptable!' Kiara's shrieks can be head over the police station as she is yelling
through the phone line.
" Calm down, Kiara. It's… accident! I can explained!" Calliope wailed.
' Explained with yourself when you were sleeping in jails tonight!'
" Wait, at least let me heard from our child!" Reaper pleaded.
Phoenix sighed. ' Kobo, get over here!'
'Uncledad! Living in jails sound fun!' Kobo yelled.
" No, it is not. And what about subject Y? Could you guys handle it?" Calli questioned.
'You mean the blonde vampire we captured? Don't worry! We have feeding her with bitter gourd and she has gone completely stoned.
I could even reach my phone inside the cage… like this!'
'Konkapu?' The whinny sound from the other side of the line is so close that Calliope almost shouted at Kobo to back off. When Kiara rushed in
and snatching Kobo out of the cage range.
' Kobo, you little sh*t! I said no touching the vampire until we can delivered her to Cover Corp!'
' But! But!'
" Jeez! Just make sure she doesn't morbing on our child, okay?" Calliope warned.
' I will make a French Fried out of her if my daughter has been harmed in anyway.' Kiara's voice is cold enough to make Calli shuddered.
' Daddy, I love you!' Kobo's voice spark in, making Calliope kissed her phone while Gura and Ame racing inside the toilet and start vomiting.
" Dude, you guys have no manner at all! I am a responsible person with family….!" Calliope speeches has been interrupted with the sound of breaking glass
that coming out of her phone.
There are Kobo's sound yelling in surprised as the newcomer is stomping on the broken glass ' What have you done to Mel-sama!'
The stranger yelled, sounds of hundreds wings flapping could be heard over the phone.
' Choco tentei! Taskete!" Mel cries, making a newcomer snarl in frustration. Everybody could heard a sound of metal bar being crushed through the
speakerphone.
' Sh*t! There is a succubus inside our room!' Kiara yelled.
The phone then cut off with the loud explosion, followed by a long silence.
Calliope holding her phone for a moment, before close it and handing the item back to the officer.
" Don't we need to…?" Ame asked, but Calliope cut her word short.
"Nah! They are probably we just need to wait for Subaru to pick us up." Calliope sitting back inside the jail as the police finally walking away at last,
leaving three of them alone.
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" Man, this probably the worst day in my life!" Gura said, kicking the empty water bottle inside the bin after they have spend a next hour in complete silence.
While Watson is pulling the small notebook she has been hiding somewhere in her clown clothes and start writing about something.
Calliope watching the television, but there are no news about hotel room exploding whatsoever, so, she take that as a good signs.
" Do you think this is worst? Man, you have no idea!" Reaper chuckled.
" The worst day in my life is when somebody thinking that mixing of bubble tea, durian, orange and white chocolate on the cheese pizza
before serving them in the restaurant is a good idea." Watson shared her story with emotionless voice, making her friends shook.
" That's real sh*t. About me? Probably when the great beast Leviathan has eaten my mother alive." Gura counting her fingers.
" But he is actually your mother's friend and she wasn't die there. So, that story has been jossed!" Ame chuckled.
" Worst day? I don't know if it is or not, but let here a story. Before I ever know you guys and living as a young reaper…" Calliope start.
" Wait. Wait. Wait!" Watson suddenly breaking the atmosphere.
"Reddit told me that 90% of the story that has been written with Italic characters will being skimmed over.
So, unless you are going for Oscar nominated story, just using normal way of writing will assure that your story will being glanced at,
if there is anyone who reading at all." Amelia warned her friend.
" Sure! Whatever." Calliope clear her throat as she brought the eerie atmosphere back to the story.
" It is just a normal night at normal planet …"
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